Reposted by DreamAnimalMoby Dick @mobydickatsea.bsky.social · 28/09/2026I squeezed that sperm till a strange sort of insanity came over me 201024356
Reposted by DreamAnimalMar Hicks @histoftech.bsky.social · 11/09/2026when you work at the BPAF but you’re beginning to realize there’s not going to be a successful IPO 241789535
DreamAnimal @dreamanimal.bsky.social · 09/09/2026that's right, tucker, your parents making you have a bedtime is a jewish conspiracy 050
Reposted by DreamAnimalDan O’Sullivan @osullyville.bsky.social · 09/09/2026This is maybe the single biggest problem in modern life. I am not even joking. 21487
Reposted by DreamAnimalMatt Boyd @3psboyd.bsky.social · 08/09/2026I can't imagine a more pure antithesis of the cybertruck and it's creator than that one guy working in the Crystal Springs Village shopping center. They want what he's got, but money can't buy it. 1341
Reposted by DreamAnimalMatt Boyd @3psboyd.bsky.social · 08/09/2026In this parking lot yesterday, I witnessed what was possibly the most powerful flex in the history of the world. 2328
Reposted by DreamAnimalLeah Reich @leahreich.com · 31/08/2026I’m sure most of you aren’t watching the US Open right now which means you missed this instantly iconic moment, now available in gif form 349162053298
Reposted by DreamAnimalSpiteful Matt @realmfresh.bsky.social · 21/08/2026Person who has seen 100 movies: The best movie ever made is Citizen Kane Person who has seen 1000 movies: The best movie ever made is 8 1/2 Person who has seen 10,000 movies: The best movie ever made is Crank 2: High Voltage 1024453752
Reposted by DreamAnimalJ. Anderson Coats (she/her) @jandersoncoats.bsky.social · 08/06/2026My day job is at a rural branch of a public library, and we have a Pride display. Yesterday I was at the desk when a man came in. Fifties, maybe, or sixties. Plaid shirt, mesh trucker cap, suspenders. He went up to the display and just stood there for a long moment. Then he came up to the desk. 🧵 1/ 8381192802
Reposted by DreamAnimalthe babahuck @tylerhuckabee.bsky.social · 04/06/2026had never seen this one and it's killing me 10465722055
Reposted by DreamAnimalCJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 22/04/2026You belong here @kylebrandtsky.bsky.social 6359982283
Reposted by DreamAnimal4KitSake 🎃 @4kitsake.bsky.social · 07/03/2025Just reminded myself how hard the ending of Coffin Text Spell 714 goes 4163482385
Reposted by DreamAnimalqdot @buttplug.engineer · 21/01/2026holy shit the grink predates christ 1671235
Reposted by DreamAnimalHelen @helenmaryme.bsky.social · 30/12/2025Insane freestyle football skills. Holy smokes 0217
Reposted by DreamAnimalMillie(let) @gyro.bsky.social · 06/12/2025I fucking love memes you can understand through the language barrier, holy shit 2141891368
DreamAnimal @dreamanimal.bsky.social · 02/12/2025I am stuck waiting for test environment deploys to go live. so while I am waiting, why don't I share some ancient Babylonian children's games with you 🧵 120
Reposted by DreamAnimalSarah @mixuen.bsky.social · 02/11/2025a Space Wolves short with everyone speaking Danish 7387133
Reposted by DreamAnimalStellbound: Stellraiser II @antlervel.vet · 14/11/2025I made a joke in my main Discord server about DOOM E1M1 being in a major key and @abigbagofkeys.sickonedude.com actually made it. Jesus fucking Christ listen to this hahahaha 28256802246
Reposted by DreamAnimalBantership Potemkin @bonesdrawstuff.bsky.social · 28/10/2025Titus (2000) 223842
Reposted by DreamAnimalari velazquez 🌯 @ari.velazquez.fyi · 05/11/2025inspired by @dialacina.com 1755071419
Reposted by DreamAnimalOtto von Biz Markie @donachaidh.bsky.social · 06/11/2025"The debate over whether Democrats need to cut trans people loose in order to win elections should be over." 241176
Reposted by DreamAnimalJay Van Bavel, PhD @jayvanbavel.bsky.social · 04/11/2025Engagement-based #algorithms amplify intergroup hostility + moral-emotional content, leading it to be overrepresented in your feed This leads us to falsely perceive that people want to see this kind of content and share more of it. This technology fuels false polarization: osf.io/preprints/os... 210538
Reposted by DreamAnimal🎃 scarecrowcialism 👻 @swolecialism.bsky.social · 05/11/2025Alan Dershowitz, Poster's Bushido ennobles but also makes demands, 628858
DreamAnimal @dreamanimal.bsky.social · 23/10/2025bodybuilders debating how many votes are in a week 0110
Reposted by DreamAnimalGrem, of 𝐆𝐑𝐄𝐌𝐂𝐎𝐑𝐏 @gremlin.world · 05/10/2025I will never not repost this (Sound on for maximum effect) 3360272968
Reposted by DreamAnimalreni 🦌 @reniadeb.com · 30/09/2025truth coming out of her well to shame mankind 2239321187
Reposted by DreamAnimalPete! @itsyaboypedro.bsky.social · 24/09/2025BEST NEW IMAGE JUST DROPPED 416237
DreamAnimal @dreamanimal.bsky.social · 18/09/2025took so much benadryl that he's seeing the hat wife 3100
Reposted by DreamAnimalKath Barbadoro @kathbarbadoro.bsky.social · 11/09/2025This is such a funny element to the Kirk eulogizing: they can’t describe him the way they’re describing him *and* show clips of anything he actually said or did 107143953482
Reposted by DreamAnimalDisco Elysium Quotes @discoelysiumbot.bsky.social · 29/08/2025SOMETHING BEAUTIFUL IS GOING TO HAPPEN 1132541147
Reposted by DreamAnimalKevin Kasch (他妈/他妈的) @tenletters.bsky.social · 30/08/2025Marc Maron on Bill Maher: "I always had a problem with his tone, and… there’s this desperate chasing of relevance… He’s got good joke writers who know how to write for his tone, but I can’t see past the desperation and what he’s willing to do to stay in the conversation." From this article:variety.comMarc Maron Says Netflix Chose Dave Chappelle Over Trans Community and ‘That’s How Fascism Works in Business,’ Calls Out Bill Maher’s ‘Desperate Chasing of Relevance’Marc Maron doubles down on his criticism of Bill Maher, saying the HBO host is desperately trying to stay relevant. 07213
Reposted by DreamAnimallauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 30/08/2025alright i'm going to be honest some of you are hoping against hope the president is about to die and some of you are lifelong mariners fans lamenting another loss and none of you are being all that clear about which one you're feeling right now 421697161
DreamAnimal @dreamanimal.bsky.social · 30/08/2025I love the jokes but someone please post a source 150
Reposted by DreamAnimalPatrick Monahan @pattymo.com · 30/08/2025They’re calling him “the most accounted-for President of all time,” 1552133
Reposted by DreamAnimalSam @insideoutside15.bsky.social · 20/08/2025I saw a touching scene from a 1973 movie where a young man comes out to his blue collar widower father. The father told his son he loves him and to be proud of who he is. I thought it was really moving so I looked up the movie and it was from a PORNO 321738447