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What happens when that kid who corrected others kids' dad's at the zoo grows up | he/him @ultimatexiphias on Twitter and @dreamanimal elsewhere

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Moby Dick @mobydickatsea.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I squeezed that sperm till a strange sort of insanity came over me
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Shane ValShane @shanemcpartlin.bsky.social · 22/01/2025
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Mar Hicks @histoftech.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
when you work at the BPAF but you’re beginning to realize there’s not going to be a successful IPO
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DreamAnimal @dreamanimal.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
that's right, tucker, your parents making you have a bedtime is a jewish conspiracy
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Dan O’Sullivan @osullyville.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
This is maybe the single biggest problem in modern life. I am not even joking.
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Matt Boyd @3psboyd.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
I can't imagine a more pure antithesis of the cybertruck and it's creator than that one guy working in the Crystal Springs Village shopping center. They want what he's got, but money can't buy it.
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Matt Boyd @3psboyd.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
In this parking lot yesterday, I witnessed what was possibly the most powerful flex in the history of the world.
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Leah Reich @leahreich.com · 31/08/2026
I’m sure most of you aren’t watching the US Open right now which means you missed this instantly iconic moment, now available in gif form
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Spiteful Matt @realmfresh.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Person who has seen 100 movies: The best movie ever made is Citizen Kane Person who has seen 1000 movies: The best movie ever made is 8 1/2 Person who has seen 10,000 movies: The best movie ever made is Crank 2: High Voltage
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bakoon @bakoon.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
look at this pair of perverts
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J. Anderson Coats (she/her) @jandersoncoats.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
My day job is at a rural branch of a public library, and we have a Pride display. Yesterday I was at the desk when a man came in. Fifties, maybe, or sixties. Plaid shirt, mesh trucker cap, suspenders. He went up to the display and just stood there for a long moment. Then he came up to the desk. 🧵 1/
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the babahuck @tylerhuckabee.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
had never seen this one and it's killing me
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DreamAnimal @dreamanimal.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
arstechnica.com/gaming/2026/...
The "1984" calendar meme. 
The wife is saying 'Peter Molyneux's game is "a pale shadow of what was promised"'
The husband is pulling the calendar back to expose January 2001. 2001 is the year that Molyneux's video game Black & White came out.
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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
You belong here @kylebrandtsky.bsky.social
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DreamAnimal @dreamanimal.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
mods are asleep post smooth lasordas
box cover art for the Sega Gensis game "Tommy Lasorda's Baseball". Tommy Lasorda is featured prominently on the box art. Clearly someone took a photo of him smiling awkwardly and then someone else airbrushed the shit out of it, giving Tommy Lasorda a disturbingly smooth complexion as well as an ethereal glow
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4KitSake 🎃 @4kitsake.bsky.social · 07/03/2025
Just reminded myself how hard the ending of Coffin Text Spell 714 goes
Hieroglyphics with translation texts below them that reads

I made my body evolve through my own effectiveness.

I am the one who made me. I built myself as I wished, according to my heart.
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DreamAnimal @dreamanimal.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
Hank you slut
A fridge magnet of a naked, stocky cowboy on horseback. Another clothed cowboy remarks "Hank's taking casual Friday a bit too far..."
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qdot @buttplug.engineer · 21/01/2026
holy shit the grink predates christ
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NainRouge420 @nainrouge420.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
What a world huh

Lemon it’s still struggling to be born
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Helen @helenmaryme.bsky.social · 30/12/2025
Insane freestyle football skills. Holy smokes
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Telodendron @telodendron.bsky.social · 04/12/2025
A page that looks like a scan from an old game magazine. A circular graphic contains a watercolor illustration of an enthusiastic wormlike dinosaur thing with a smiling yellow star and a worried looking blue diamond. A box in the lower half contains an illustration of a treasure box with a funny face, decorated with white crosses. In front of it are a green potion, a gold coin, and a silver key.
There are also 2 game screenshots. One is of a title screen, featuring the dinosaur like worm, and one is of the same character standing in a little stonework house before a blue spheroid face, which is speaking.

The text on the page is one continuous statement and does not relate to the images. It says:
Header: Wondering how young I’ll die.
Featured text, next to round illustration: We now take it as granted that the western empires will collapse.
Title screen screenshot: In a real sense, it has already happened.
House and dialog screenshot: we were born into a dead world.
Text below screenshots: and now decay begins. We, having prepared all our lives for a future that can never arrive, feel lost. We must go on living. But what will life be, and how long can it last? America has become a nation of endless plagues
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Millie(let) @gyro.bsky.social · 06/12/2025
I fucking love memes you can understand through the language barrier, holy shit
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DreamAnimal @dreamanimal.bsky.social · 02/12/2025
I am stuck waiting for test environment deploys to go live. so while I am waiting, why don't I share some ancient Babylonian children's games with you 🧵
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bakoon @bakoon.bsky.social · 29/11/2025
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Sarah @mixuen.bsky.social · 02/11/2025
a Space Wolves short with everyone speaking Danish
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Stellbound: Stellraiser II @antlervel.vet · 14/11/2025
I made a joke in my main Discord server about DOOM E1M1 being in a major key and @abigbagofkeys.sickonedude.com actually made it. Jesus fucking Christ listen to this hahahaha
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Bantership Potemkin @bonesdrawstuff.bsky.social · 28/10/2025
Titus (2000)
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ari velazquez 🌯 @ari.velazquez.fyi · 05/11/2025
inspired by @dialacina.com
picture of dick cheney and it has a morrowind text window saying "with this character's death, the thread of prophecy is restored. The weave of fate is stronger than ever, you've no need to persist in the doomed world they have created."
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Otto von Biz Markie @donachaidh.bsky.social · 06/11/2025
"The debate over whether Democrats need to cut trans people loose in order to win elections should be over."
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Jay Van Bavel, PhD @jayvanbavel.bsky.social · 04/11/2025
Engagement-based #algorithms amplify intergroup hostility + moral-emotional content, leading it to be overrepresented in your feed This leads us to falsely perceive that people want to see this kind of content and share more of it. This technology fuels false polarization: osf.io/preprints/os...
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🎃 scarecrowcialism 👻 @swolecialism.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
Alan Dershowitz, Poster's Bushido ennobles but also makes demands,
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DreamAnimal @dreamanimal.bsky.social · 23/10/2025
bodybuilders debating how many votes are in a week
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Grem, of 𝐆𝐑𝐄𝐌𝐂𝐎𝐑𝐏 @gremlin.world · 05/10/2025
I will never not repost this (Sound on for maximum effect)
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reni 🦌 @reniadeb.com · 30/09/2025
truth coming out of her well to shame mankind
a frog holds itself upright while poking its upper body out of a manhole cover set in a pavement or road
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Pete! @itsyaboypedro.bsky.social · 24/09/2025
BEST NEW IMAGE JUST DROPPED
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DreamAnimal @dreamanimal.bsky.social · 18/09/2025
took so much benadryl that he's seeing the hat wife
donald trump looking healthier than ever in what appears to be a haunted library. melania looms in the background dressed like a bloodborne character, in a black... suit? and a massive purple hat that hides her entire face
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DreamAnimal @dreamanimal.bsky.social · 16/09/2025
They're sending me here tomorrow
A wall with a sign reading FIRST AID CUM SICK ROOM FS-01
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Kath Barbadoro @kathbarbadoro.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
This is such a funny element to the Kirk eulogizing: they can’t describe him the way they’re describing him *and* show clips of anything he actually said or did
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Disco Elysium Quotes @discoelysiumbot.bsky.social · 29/08/2025
SOMETHING BEAUTIFUL IS GOING TO HAPPEN
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bakoon @bakoon.bsky.social · 30/08/2025
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Kevin Kasch (他妈/他妈的) @tenletters.bsky.social · 30/08/2025
Marc Maron on Bill Maher: "I always had a problem with his tone, and… there’s this desperate chasing of relevance… He’s got good joke writers who know how to write for his tone, but I can’t see past the desperation and what he’s willing to do to stay in the conversation." From this article:
variety.com
Marc Maron Says Netflix Chose Dave Chappelle Over Trans Community and ‘That’s How Fascism Works in Business,’ Calls Out Bill Maher’s ‘Desperate Chasing of Relevance’
Marc Maron doubles down on his criticism of Bill Maher, saying the HBO host is desperately trying to stay relevant.
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 30/08/2025
alright i'm going to be honest some of you are hoping against hope the president is about to die and some of you are lifelong mariners fans lamenting another loss and none of you are being all that clear about which one you're feeling right now
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DreamAnimal @dreamanimal.bsky.social · 30/08/2025
I love the jokes but someone please post a source
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Patrick Monahan @pattymo.com · 30/08/2025
They’re calling him “the most accounted-for President of all time,”
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DreamAnimal @dreamanimal.bsky.social · 30/08/2025
Just witnessed a murder on r/martialarts
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my pinky keeps sticking out when I make a knife hand and it fucking pisses me off

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every time I make a knife hand in forms whether I notice it or not my pinky is constantly going out. I'm an advanced belt and this is actually making me upset because I can't even seem to fucking fix it and I don't know why please help i haven't injured it or anything but it just seems to naturally go out like that even tho i dont want it to i dont know how to fix this because even if i fix it consciously sometimes it still happens

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Director: Bullshido Media Foundation

Have you tried making a fist instead, or are you a T-1000?


Ray_Azrael7364 OP 30m

not sure what that is

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filthy guard puller

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oh, it's just when you kinda squeeze your hand. it makes a shape perfect for punching then /s.

Ray_Azrael7364 OP 11m

a t-1000??
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Tamed Shame @tamed-shame.bsky.social · 20/08/2025
American Filmmaker, Actor, Writer, and Artist John Waters saying "Remember, Pornographers have always been on our side. Brave. Ready to fight for our rights. Smut is our friend."
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Sam @insideoutside15.bsky.social · 20/08/2025
I saw a touching scene from a 1973 movie where a young man comes out to his blue collar widower father. The father told his son he loves him and to be proud of who he is. I thought it was really moving so I looked up the movie and it was from a PORNO
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DreamAnimal @dreamanimal.bsky.social · 21/08/2025
I fuckin love fleetwood mac
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bakoon @bakoon.bsky.social · 21/08/2025
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