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Sam @insideoutside15.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

In my line of work, SI refers to “suicidal ideation”

Sam @insideoutside15.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Just looked into riding the bus to work and got two recommended routes: one that takes me to the opposite side of town over an hour and a half, and then just straight up walking four miles over a route that doesn’t always include a sidewalk.

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Chris Brody @chrisbrody.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Tomorrow on Jeopardy:

Jeopardy! game board amateurishly edited so that the categories are "Koko the Gorilla," "Koko Birkin bag," "Practical Koko possession bag," "Beautiful Koko deserve gorilla," "Unjustifiable expense," and "Jealousy professor"

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Sam @insideoutside15.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

someone threw a beer bottle from a moving car at my Sri Lankan friend on 9/12/01

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Sam @insideoutside15.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

My brother was in a pitch meeting for an ad campaign with Bud Light years and years ago. He suggested they bring back Spuds MacKenzie so much that he got in trouble with his boss.

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Sam @insideoutside15.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

Once again, I have picked an incredible time to get into academia.

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Sam @insideoutside15.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

oh my god this is so literally me

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Sam @insideoutside15.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

somebody ask him what they do on the yacht

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Sam @insideoutside15.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

I have been thinking about where I can buy a small office garbage can that’s not Amazon, Walmart, or Target. Maybe a hardware store? Is buying it from Staples even better? It’s been three days of this!

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Sam @insideoutside15.bsky.social · 11/08/2026

I just opened a private practice and most of the networking that happens amongst therapists is on Facebook. I am so annoyed that I have to get my first ever Facebook account in 2026

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Sam @insideoutside15.bsky.social · 06/08/2026

“I’ve seen a lot of penises and yours looks great”

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Sam @insideoutside15.bsky.social · 05/08/2026

me and John Darnielle posted up at the craps table

Billboard for Candlebox and The Mountain Goats at a casino

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Sam @insideoutside15.bsky.social · 24/07/2026

I am hearing that, upon signing with the Philadelphia 76ers, LeBron James received the light of Islam and unhesitatingly recited the Shahada.

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Sam @insideoutside15.bsky.social · 22/07/2026

“I have an idea.” “I have a BETTER idea.”

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Sam @insideoutside15.bsky.social · 21/07/2026

Without saying your age what is your favorite movie from the year you turned 18

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Sam @insideoutside15.bsky.social · 16/07/2026

ANTON CHIGURH: what’s the most you’ve ever lost on a coin toss? ME, MY FACE COVERED IN A FROSTY: uhhhh, I don’t normally do this

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rax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 15/07/2026

it's not an own to point out that all these fucking guys trying to deny trans people their hormones are so into HGH and whatnot. they don't care either way about 'gender affirming care.' they want to be he-men and they want trans people to die. to them the two projects are perfectly coherent

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Sam @insideoutside15.bsky.social · 15/07/2026

man, sometimes I miss the heck out of SAS posting 2003-2014

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Sam @insideoutside15.bsky.social · 14/07/2026

RIP to Umami Burger. One time I was talking about how much Jared Leto sucks and then, 15 minutes later, he was the only other patron with me at Umami Burger

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anne @womplestiltskin.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

Harry Kane has resting “being heckled by the House of Commons” face

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Sam @insideoutside15.bsky.social · 06/07/2026

perhaps you know you’ve arrived in international soccer when you have a massive corruption scandal

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WinRAR Earle @tommchenry.bsky.social · 05/07/2026

action therapist trailer 1-4

PANEL 1: Title screen for Action Therapist, "Cognitive Behavioral Therapy...By NIGHT"

PANEL 2: an ESRB rating of MATURE for Blood and Gore, Sexual Content, Attachment Issues

PANEL 3: A cab has pulled up to an airport arrivals terminal and Dr. Mariposa is getting in.

CABBIE: "All the way out to the university, eh? Well, it's your dollar, Mac..."

PANEL 4: The cabbie is driving Dr. Mariposa through the downpour.

CABBIE: "Did they ever find that famous professor lady who went missing up there?"

PANEL 5: Dr. Mariposa is still in his dripping trenchcoat and being talked to by Dean Hondo, a heavyset duck with a beard and a coffee mug.

DEAN HONDO: "We're confident your...memory issues...won't keep you from a full load of case work."

PANEL 6:

DEAN HONDO: "Keep an eye on your Psy points. They can unleash special attacks and combos, but run out and you go nuts."

PANEL 1: a mockup of a video game screen. Dr. Mariposa stands in the foreground and Diane in the background in a building.

DIANE: "The police told me to take an ibuprofen and get over it..."

PANEL 2: the player, as Dr. Mariposa, is prompted to TALK

TALK: "Say more on that" 3 PSY
"That sounds like judgment." 5 PSY

PANEL 3: Diane is crying into her hands.

DIANE: "...Maybe you are the therapist who will break the terrible curse."

PANEL 4: Different view of a break room with stats for Dr. Mariposa. This area is called ADMIN BLDG BREAK ROOM and there are menu options to
MAKE COFFEE
MICROWAVE
BULLETN BOARD
DISH WASHER

PANEL 5: Dr. Mariposa is in an aquarium talking to a different patient. Again the player is prompted to TALK: "Let's go deeper on that." 3 PSY
"You're being pretty hard on yourself." 10 PSY

PANEL 6: screenshot of a cinema scene where Dr. Mariposa is looking angrily at a pouncing astronaut

MYSTERIOUS ASTRONAUT: "You won't traverse the catacombs of my mind so easily, Doc!"

PANEL 1: Dr. Mariposa is standing in ruins under a purple sky and a wrong-looking moon. Its strange light shines on a pinkish lake. Crystal, a duck in a uniform from a restaurant is there.

CRYSTAL: "I'll tell you everything, but we can't tarry here..."

PANEL 2: The game interface shows a 24-hour pharmacy. Dr. Mariposa is a slightly higher level now but he has a CURSE status effect.

24 HOUR PHARMCY (NORTH)
* Fill scrip
* Develop photos
* Browse magazines
* Energy drinks

PANEL 3: Dr. Mariposa is talking to a shopkeeper in the faculty store. A flyer for a Walpurgis Night Sale 20% Off hangs behind him.

SHOPKEEPER: "I can only sell items to tenured faculty. You should publish a peer reviewed article!"

PANEL 4: Dr. Mariposa is in his underwear and his hair is messy. He's in his office. Diane is there and the sky is strange.

DIANE: "Maybe this CORN KEY x1 will be useful on your journey. It's been in my family for generations."

GOT CORN KEY x1

PANEL 5: Dr. Mariposa is now talking to an astronaut in his office. The astronaut lays back on the couch in full spacesuit.

CMDR WALLACE: "We are building American pyramids on the moon, configured to strange geometries."

PANEL 6: Close up of a hand holding a book.

Text: "It's a paperback copy of Peter David's 1991 Star Trek: The Next Generation tie-in novel 'Vendetta'"

PANEL 1: A spooky clocktower under a strange sky with an unsettling full moon. Bats are swooping around.

TEXT: "Maybe there's someone in the old clocktower who could benefit from talk therapy."

PANEL 2 : Game interface showing a treasure chest shaped like a corn on the cob.

TITLE: Hidden Corn Treasure Chest
Description: The small chest is shaped like a corn on the cob. It hums with a strange energy.

USE KEY:
* Office Key
* Corn Key
* Citadel Key
* Empty

PANEL 3: Panel from a cinema scene where Crystal the waitress is leaning in to confide to Dr. Mariposa.

CRYSTAL (here credited as only WAITRESS): "My mom tried to get me to go to therapy, but the therapist refused to talk about all the disappearances in town."

PANEL 4: Dr. Mariposa is in the clocktower at night. His flashlight is pointing at a nude woman, the Clocktower Hermit.

TALK:
* "That's black and white thinking." 3 PSY
* "Would you say that to a friend?" 18 PSY

PANEL 5: Dr. Mariposa is digging through a filing cabinet in a dark basement.

DR. MARIPOSA: "These are all my old patient notes from before the accident! But ... what are they doing here?"

PANEL 6: White text on black.

PHYSICIAN

HEAL THYSELF

FAST.

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anne @womplestiltskin.bsky.social · 03/07/2026

a lot of people getting ahead of themselves about other possible excommunications. but don’t despair! there’s always Hell

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Sam @insideoutside15.bsky.social · 03/07/2026

I am still mad about the Jaylen Brown trade 24 hours later but I will concede that Bill Simmons finding out while coming out of anesthesia for a colonoscopy is deeply funny

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Sam @insideoutside15.bsky.social · 01/07/2026

tfw a private equity firm buys your favorite team and salary dumps an All NBA player at his peak

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Sam @insideoutside15.bsky.social · 30/06/2026

ska band outnumbers audience-ass show

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Jacquelyn Gill @jacquelyngill.bsky.social · 30/06/2026

I’m glad Rep. Kean was able to get treatment and not lose his job while seeking care. These are the rights we want for everyone, not just members of Congress.

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Sam @insideoutside15.bsky.social · 27/06/2026

In five years my job is only going to be treating gambling addiction and people with AI girlfriends

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anne @womplestiltskin.bsky.social · 24/06/2026

Therapist: Tennessee Athena can’t hurt you Tennessee Athena:

Picture of large golden Athena statue in the Nashville Parthenon. She is 42 feet tall. She’s got a snake and she could kill you in an instant.

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Sam @insideoutside15.bsky.social · 24/06/2026

it has come to my attention that Nashville has a full scale replica on the Parthenon and I gotta say: what the hell, man

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Sam @insideoutside15.bsky.social · 24/06/2026

me when my very specific academic niche hits the discourse

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Sam @insideoutside15.bsky.social · 19/06/2026

I seemingly woke up in the middle of the night and read the Wikipedia page for the 2004 Bernie Mac film Mr. 3000

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Sam @insideoutside15.bsky.social · 04/06/2026

Spurs playing Refused pregame, Spurs in 4

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Novelty Cistern @noveltycistern.bsky.social · 26/04/2026

40 YEAR OLD MARRIED FATHER WHO POSTS ON BLUESKY FROM HIS OFFICE JOB: i would never be unfaithful to megan thee stallion... that's simply unfathomable, to me

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the Mountain Goats @themountaingoats.bsky.social · 21/04/2026

it’s a great day for transphobes to eat shit

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Sam @insideoutside15.bsky.social · 19/04/2026

They say that basketball is a game of runs

social media post from the verified Cleveland Cavaliers account with a picture of James Harden and the text “be the **C**** diff”

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Sam @insideoutside15.bsky.social · 15/04/2026

this the crowd the VP addressed when saying the Pope needs to be careful when he talks about theology. The JD Vance Humiliation Tour continues

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Ken Fang -- Very Asian @fangsbites.bsky.social · 14/04/2026

I can’t believe I’m writing this, but today is one of the greatest moments in baseball history history. It’s the 19th anniversary of the Fenway Pizza Throw featuring Don Orsillo and the late Jerry Remy with a guy who wasted a piece of cheese pizza.

youtu.be

The Entire "Here Comes The Pizza" Affair

YouTube video by Paul Kafasis

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Sam @insideoutside15.bsky.social · 08/04/2026

Had a dream that I saw a dead whale floating down the east river and got called a tourist for staring at it

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Katherine the Sixth @luigithirty.bsky.social · 29/03/2026

“If you’re gay or transgender, I love you. And if anybody gives you shit, tell ‘em Charles said fuck you.”

youtube.com

Charles Barkley: “If you are gay or transgender, I love you!’”

YouTube video by NBA On Fire

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Sam @insideoutside15.bsky.social · 29/03/2026

I remember Mike Bibby having a very dumb name for his crew during his playing days and I absolutely cannot remember it

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rob @ok-but-still.bsky.social · 19/03/2026

i am, effective immediately, opting out of the american century of humiliation. it will not apply to me. thank you!

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