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Telodendron

@telodendron.bsky.social
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𝑨𝑵𝑶𝑻𝑯𝑬𝑹 𝑻𝑬𝑳𝑶𝑫𝑬𝑵𝑫𝑹𝑶𝑵 𝑺𝑼𝑪𝑪𝑬𝑺𝑺 𝑺𝑻𝑶𝑹𝒀 starring: @winterk.bsky.social @utilitylimb.bsky.social

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Telodendron @telodendron.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
CRT type screenshot, gray background, 2 figures at a grave. REPORT: BIMBIM WAS KILLED
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Telodendron @telodendron.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
CRT type screenshot, odd clown in doctor video game. Clown says “I feel very sick”
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Telodendron @telodendron.bsky.social · 09/12/2025
Looks like a glossy magazine scan. Left side is a watercolor illustration of Appleman walking along a colorful path. On the right is a game screenshot of Appleman standing in an empty room, with an ingame Textbox that says NOTHING HERE.
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Telodendron @telodendron.bsky.social · 09/12/2025
Looks like scan of a grainy pamphlet with a video game screenshot. The shot depicts a room that is empty except for an open box, a bare lightbulb, and a manacle chained to the wall. A pop up over the box says NOTHING. In the lower left is a portrait of the apple man’s face. 

Text below the screenshot: Whatever you thought was going to happen is cancelled and…

the text continues but is cut off by the crop
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Telodendron @telodendron.bsky.social · 09/12/2025
Looks like a pamphlet scan of a monochrome blue game screenshot. A little apple man in a room with 2 clocks and an empty throne. In game text says “Looks like no one’s here.”
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Telodendron @telodendron.bsky.social · 06/12/2025
grayscale newsprint looking comic panel (first of four)
triangle shaped character and Diamond shaped character are in a grassy field. Dead trees are nearby. A white road connects to a white building with a black roof. The front of the building as a capital letter M and a skull painted on it

Triangle says: A MAN BORN TO KILL PROBABLY LIVES IN THE MORGUE
Diamond says: HE WILL WANT TO BE NEAR DEAD BODIEStriangle and Diamond are in a long white hallway that stretches to a distant vanishing point. There are no doors or other features except for  two rectangular arches bracing the hall. The nearest one has the word Death inscribed on it in large letters. 
Triangle says: HE’S RIGHT DOWN THIS HALLWAY, I BET
Diamond says: LET’S GO!This page is entirely black except for triangle and their word balooon. 
Triangle says: ISN’T IT FUN TO IMAGINE WHAT MIGHT BE AT THE HALLWAY’S END?Another page that is solid black, except for a white stamp in the middle. The upper left box on the stamp contains a circular face with skull like feathers. Below it is a rectangular box containing concentric rectangles. The right side contains a drawing of triangle character saying: I WONDER WHERE I AM!!
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Telodendron @telodendron.bsky.social · 06/12/2025
A comic page that looks like gray marble inset with CRT television. A very white newswoman on screen sits at a gray marble desk with papers in front of her. A 777 bug is burned into the lower left. She says:

More bad news for dog owners: a ringing bell marks the start of JACKAL SEASON. Plus, jackals are here! We’ll take a look at how you and your family can meet them as soon as possible.
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Telodendron @telodendron.bsky.social · 05/12/2025
looks like a photo of a crt screen. Displays a drawing that looks like a weird game. The upper left square is a white room with a door in the wall. A woman and a man with a triangular head are walking towards the door. 

The upper right square contains concentric squares. In the center is a black square with a drawing of a white hand in it. In the lower left is a white infinity symbol, or a mask for glaring eyes. It is ambiguous. The lower right square is a white box containing writing that says: “this way.”
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Telodendron @telodendron.bsky.social · 05/12/2025
Looks like a photo of a crt screen displaying a blocky old computer game, but the graphics are hand drawn. A little man is walking on a plane of grass in darkness towards a glowing white house. It looks like someone has drawn on the glass screen of the tv with ink. There is a sinister smiling face in the upper left. A large head with dark eyes is emerging from the ground in front of the house. It’s positioned in such a way that the house door looks like a gaping mouth.
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Telodendron @telodendron.bsky.social · 04/12/2025
A page that looks like a scan from an old game magazine. A circular graphic contains a watercolor illustration of an enthusiastic wormlike dinosaur thing with a smiling yellow star and a worried looking blue diamond. A box in the lower half contains an illustration of a treasure box with a funny face, decorated with white crosses. In front of it are a green potion, a gold coin, and a silver key.
There are also 2 game screenshots. One is of a title screen, featuring the dinosaur like worm, and one is of the same character standing in a little stonework house before a blue spheroid face, which is speaking.

The text on the page is one continuous statement and does not relate to the images. It says:
Header: Wondering how young I’ll die.
Featured text, next to round illustration: We now take it as granted that the western empires will collapse.
Title screen screenshot: In a real sense, it has already happened.
House and dialog screenshot: we were born into a dead world.
Text below screenshots: and now decay begins. We, having prepared all our lives for a future that can never arrive, feel lost. We must go on living. But what will life be, and how long can it last? America has become a nation of endless plagues
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Telodendron @telodendron.bsky.social · 02/12/2025
Single panel comic that looks kinda like it’s on newsprint. Triangle shaped character talks to Diamond shaped character, saying: “He said he was born to kill. That it’s all his hands were made for.”
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Telodendron @telodendron.bsky.social · 24/11/2025
A 4 panel grayscale comic strip
In the upper margin is the title “Concrete Beach” on the left and a stylized crown logo on the right.
Panel 1: narration: Got off work at the Cigarette King
Image: a squat 1960s style grocery store with a brick and concrete facade. Illustrated advertisements for “Ribeye” and cigarettes are drawn on the windows. A shopping cart is in the middle of the empty parking lot. There are palm trees rising behind the building and a palm frond on the ground 
Panel 2: narration: Can’t drive into the ocean (long line)
Image: the ocean stretches to the horizon. A long pier stretches into the ocean. A line of cars are waiting their turn to drive of it. One is splashing into the water, nose first.
Panel 3: narration: There is a place 24 hrs You are welcome
Image: power lines run behind a squat building with dark windows and a dark roof. There is a fish logo over the door. A large round sign on a pole says “Captain’s Table.” There is an image of an anchor in the center of the sign.
Panel 4: narration : A butterflied fish reveals a secret face.
Image: POV sitting at a booth in a restaurant. The walls ads wood paneled. There are condiments on the table, and a knife and fork. There is a plate on the table containing a fish meal. The fish is split down the middle. The split dish has strange eyes and a small mouth inside it, as if it was a human face. A speech balloon is coming from the fish, but the balloon only says “speaking” in parentheses. We do not know what the fish is saying.
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Telodendron @telodendron.bsky.social · 23/11/2025
Grayscale drawing of Cell’s ship flying in space at night. It’s Diamond shaped with a black triangle for a view winds and two hand like bits hovering at its sides. Below it stretches the gray, streetlit ribbon of the Dendroid highway, fixed in place by vague means (various support structures appear in silhouette.) A ringed planet is visible in then distance. A little bean-shaped car drives on the highway, illuminating it with its headlights. Text at the top of the page says: Night Drivin’
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Telodendron @telodendron.bsky.social · 21/11/2025
Cell in cool cloven hoofed space armor against an abstract background next to a little white spherical person with a blank expression and red boots
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Telodendron @telodendron.bsky.social · 11/11/2025
Grayscale comic panel:
Triangle shaped character and Diamond shaped character are on a road loading to a church by a dark lake. Trees and tufts of grass are seen in the area. The rendering of this and the next 3 panels is reminiscent of strange, antiquated game graphics
Triangle says: GO TO CHURCH.  Inside the church. There are alcoves on the walls containing unlit candles and an altar in the back, beneath a giant cross. Triangle and Diamond stand in the foreground. Triangle says: BENEDICTION TIME.Rumble, rumble: the whole church interior has titled. Triangle and Diamond are surprised. Diamond says: CHURCH IS MOVING?
In the upper left, a dropshadowed window labeled MOVEMENT PHASE has appeared. It depicts a grid reminiscent of the scene in the first panel. The church is sliding to the west, of its foundation and into the lake.The titled church is now filled with dark water. Triangle and Diamond are up to their noses in water. Text like a status update of error message covers the top of the panel. It says WET!! WET!! WET!! WET!! WET!!
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Telodendron @telodendron.bsky.social · 08/11/2025
Diamond and triangle are in a plain room with a black door. There is a circular symbol on the door.
Diamond says: I found a dead body but I will not tell you where. Triangle says: Tell me…The two smile in silence The two smile in silence
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Telodendron @telodendron.bsky.social · 07/11/2025
black and white comic panel
a triangle shaped person stands before a door in a long hallway. a strange portrait is on the wall.
triangle says: I will search the storythe storage interior is a plain rectangle drawn in no perspective. darkness fills the rest of the frame. the top of the rectangle says STORAGE. there are five items inside: a claw hammer, a length of coiled rope, a saw, a baseball, and a jug of some liquid
triangle says: The storage is full of tools and equipment.triangle stands still in the same space. a pensive look is on their face.triangle is now mid-exit from the storage, disappearing into the darkness. they say: Time to leave.
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Telodendron @telodendron.bsky.social · 07/11/2025
A black and white panel. A triangle shaped person and diamond shaped person in a bare room.
Triangle: speaking a dialog window with a drop shadow titled wild mushroom. It contains a list of three mushrooms with illustrations and captions.
Mushroom 1: Looks like button mushroom. Description: “It’s round.”
Mushroom 2: a chanterelle maybe. Description: “The gentle delicious one.”
Mushroom 3: something lumpy. Is this a truffle? I don’t know. Description: “Get wild.”

In response, Diamond character says: Oh?
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Telodendron @telodendron.bsky.social · 04/11/2025
dendroid highway 3
A grayscale comic framed by lumpy wires connected to copies of the talking skull from the previous comic.
Panel 1:
A dark trapezoidal fortress on an asteroid chunk in space. Pipes and shit stick out from the bottom of the asteroid. 
Talking skull (narrating): Creators of structure are long gone. I remain in its system and observe its inhabitants.
Panel 2: close on centipede thing with a pyramid growing out of its head. it crawls and drools on a carved stone octagonal face. A huge open shaft stretches out behind it. 
Narration: “Crawlers…”
Panel 3: A thing like a six legged turkey carcass with a square mouth hole climbs a spire in a dark, spire-filled place. Another thing like it can also be seen climbing in the background.
Narration: “Climbers…”
Panel 4: A thing with a hexagonal body, two thick legs, and some kind of sensory arm walks through a cavern. Jutting from the hexagon is an elephantine face, with trunk.
Narration: “Trundlers…”
Panel 5: A four winged flying bug swoops though the dark. Boxy structures can be seen on the ground and hanging from somewhere far above. The bug’s thin beak is open, revealing a tongue and a set of humanlike teeth.
Narration: “Fliers…”
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Telodendron @telodendron.bsky.social · 02/11/2025
A black and white comic
Panel 1: darkness
Panel 2: An armored figure (Cell,) sits by a big skull set into an alcove. The skull is connected to wires and surrounded by vaguely technological things. A bottle, resembling a liquor bottle, sits against the wall, and some of the liquid drips from the skull’s mouth.
Cell says:  You do ok down here?
Panel 3: Close up on the skull. It says: I run throughout the entire structure. This is one of my nodes. In a sense I am not here, but everywhere. My biological components are self-sustaining. And I have never known boredom.
Panel 4: Back to Cell sitting across from the skull. The skull says: If that’s what you’re wondering.
Panel 5: Close up on Cell, nodding. Cell says: Glad to hear that. I know these situations can be rough.
Panel 6: Back to the wider shot. The skull says: Oh, I know.
Panel 7: The skull says: You and I are blessed.
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Telodendron @telodendron.bsky.social · 01/11/2025
A black and white comic
Panel 1: An armored figure, Cell, shines a wrist mounted light down a strange corridor. The environs are a mix of organic rock and sci fi tech
Cell says: This place goes on and on
Panel 2: The beam of light begins to pass over a large spiky spider
Panel 3: The Beam settles on the spider.
Panel 4: Hold on the illuminated spider. Cell, off panel, says: More of these spider guys.
Panel 5:Cell has sat down next to the spider. She says: What’s up?
Panel 6: Close up on the spider, face.  It has many eyes and a mouthful of human like teeth. Cell, off panel, says: You’ve got human-like teeth, huh?
Panel 7: Cell is startled as a large carved skull in an alcove behind her speaks. It says: They are innocent babes, the little scurriers. Cell says: You talk!
Panel 8: Cell offers the giant skull a bottle of dark liquid. She says: Want some of this? The skull says Yes.
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Telodendron @telodendron.bsky.social · 11/07/2025
A giant empty hall with a huge rotary phone at its center. A mural on the back wall is labeled COMMUNICATIONS and depicts methods of communication through the eras
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Telodendron @telodendron.bsky.social · 11/07/2025
A character with an inexpressive face walks on the sidewalk in a foreboding neighborhood
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Telodendron @telodendron.bsky.social · 11/07/2025
2 silly drawings of space station mechs with smiling spherical heads. The first one looks like a 60s robot with a domed city in its torso. The second one has the same basic shape but is covered with more detail, domed protrusion, panel lines and little windows.
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Telodendron @telodendron.bsky.social · 11/07/2025
A drawing of hazardous space terrain. Spiky white cliffs and spires are seen in the distance. The ground is dotted with bubbling black pools. A person in a little bucket head spacesuit walks by. A cube-and-prism entity stands outside its floating cube house.
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Telodendron @telodendron.bsky.social · 11/07/2025
Character with plain triangular face stands in a filthy room with one door and black chairs. A dialog box says: NOTHING HERE
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Telodendron @telodendron.bsky.social · 11/07/2025
Sketches of little guys:
Mouserat (simple mouse with plain smile)
Some kind of cube and prism entity
Big shiny eye smiling creature with gloved hands and boots
Mechanical head with strange face, on wheels
Metal plated inverted pyramid on tiny robot legs 
Strange figure in horned helmet More little guys:
Capsule of dark bubbly liquid, with legs
Entity made of two floating cubes. The top cube has an eye.
Cherub in leather harness
Snake of spheres with eyes on them
Armored rhino man
Muscled guy with shades, dressed for the beach. His name seems to be BEACH-USER
Four legged aquarium with fish living inside its bubble dome
Plain man with half his head missing. He is labeled “1/2 Head”
Fire with boots and gloves A skull with tank treads. A smokestack on its roof looks like a metal played hand gripping the skull Segmented rocket. The leading segment looks like a hand gripping a skull
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Telodendron @telodendron.bsky.social · 11/07/2025
evolution of apple
4 drawings of a little apple man.
1: cute simple apple man with pie eyes
2: apple man with realistic soulful eyes smokes cigarette
3 and 4: apple man’s more modern design with bigger hands + feet, new “attitude” face, and ability to collect Omega Coins
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Telodendron @telodendron.bsky.social · 11/07/2025
Three segmented worm creatures in 2 versions: 1 nude, 1 in signature looks (Casual, Business, and Sports)
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Telodendron @telodendron.bsky.social · 19/06/2025
A plain yellow room with a door. A pink dinosaur talks to a figure with a blue body and a head that looks like a drawing of a ghost. A dialog box says “I DO NOT LIKE THE WAR.”
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Telodendron @telodendron.bsky.social · 05/06/2025
A character who is a triangle-shaped head arrives at a gray town presented in a sketchy isometric perspective. They say: “I have arrived at a new and interesting town.”
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Telodendron @telodendron.bsky.social · 30/05/2025
Panel 1: a little creature with two legs, a snout, and an ass walks through a ruined and overgrown concrete structure
Panel 2: the creature stops to sniff the air. Dark interiors cluttered with garbage are seen through two open doors. 
Panel 3: the creature stands still, contemplating.
Panel 4: the creature moves on, plapping its little feet on concrete Panel 1: the creature walks away from the concrete structure, following a sound: “SSWOOSH.” From a new angle we can see signs on the front of the building say CHIPOTLE and GAME STOP
Panel 2: the creature finds the source of the sound - the ocean. A few palm trees dot the shore.
Panel 3: the creature plaps towards water
Panel 4: indistinct buildings can be seen in the distance. The creature stands in front of lapping ocean waves and thinks : “this seems like a nice place.”
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Telodendron @telodendron.bsky.social · 29/05/2025
Header: “Demon Planet”
Panel 1: girl and bear girl stand by weird lumpy car. Bear girl: “Check it out. ASC-1.”
Panel 2: girl looks at a plate on the car. It reads: “Ancient Stone Car 1.” Girl says: “whoa”
Panel 3: The two stand by the car. Girl: “Where’d you find it?” Bear girl: “Outside.” Girl: “Nice.”
Panel 4: The inside of the car is a white void with two seats and a windshield looking out. Bear girl: “Interior’s in good shape…bigger than outside, too.”
Panel 5: Girl looks out the windshield. A man with a smiley face for a head and a black suit is standing in front of the car.” The girl thinks: “Is that a MAYOR standing in the road?”
Panel 6: The girl sweats nervously. She thinks: “If I pressed the pedal now…just a little…”
Panel 7: Bear girl appears in frame. She says “Oh, let me get that for you.” With a VROOM and a CLUNK the car surges forward, striking the mayor and bloodlessly knocking his still smiling head off. Girl looks on in shock.
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Telodendron @telodendron.bsky.social · 29/05/2025
Header text: HSD: Human Shit Detective

A little guy in a fedora and trenchcoat examines an unidentified pile with a magnifying glass. He says: “I’m sorry, I don’t know what this is.”
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Telodendron @telodendron.bsky.social · 29/05/2025
Upper corner says Demon Planet.

Weird quadruped with a boxy hole face and a little saddle

Text: There’s money in studying the animals out here. I don’t know this one.Closeup on boxy quadruped.

Text: Horse-dog. I don’t know.A new creature with big eyes, two little legs, and a big snout mouth is sniffing a spilled carton of fries.

Text: what is this one? Dog-cat. Cat-dog. It found a thing of fries.Close up on the silly snout animal eating those fries making sounds like GLCK LCK MNCK

Text: Yeah, like a half-dog, half-cat situation.
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Telodendron @telodendron.bsky.social · 28/05/2025
Panel one: guy reading paper next to mouse. Guy says: “Oh shit, Mario died.”
Panel 2: same setup but no one is talking
Panel 3: guy (reading from paper): “From the movie.”
Panel 4: guy (reading from paper): “He was young, too.”
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