Reposted by Double Garlic*Ada Palmer @adapalmer.bsky.social · 28/09/2026It’s happening again. LLMs reporting someone’s in progress research as if it’s own discovery. 1234796
Reposted by Double Garlic*Ariel Troster @arieltroster.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Last night I knocked on the door of a woman who was moving into an apartment after months of living in her car, homeless. She was setting up the place so her kid could be returned to her. We’re all one accident, layoff or crisis away from similar outcomes. What an honour to welcome her home. 472365275
Reposted by Double Garlic*Jared Yates Sexton @jysexton.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Just helping with editing here. These bots aren’t sentient. They’re doing what they’re programmed to do. OpenAI, a private company supposedly bound by laws, committed federal crimes. 16892733039
Reposted by Double Garlic*Jamie Smart @jamiesmart.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Can’t eat a sandwich until you subscribe to sandwiches. Can’t eat today’s sandwich until it has applied daily sandwich updates. Sandwich now has adverts even though you paid for ad-free sandwich. Can pay again to have less sandwich adverts. Now you can eat the sandwich, but it’s smaller. 20847441176
Reposted by Double Garlic*Whitney Curry Wimbish @whitneycwimbish.bsky.social · 24/09/2026The youngest person his pager attack killed was 9-year-old Fatima Abdullah, who had just started 4th grade. The pager was on a table when it went off and she picked it up to take to her dad. It exploded in her face and reports said it covered the room in her blood. She wanted to learn English. 42103084362
Reposted by Double Garlic*Kelly @broadwaybabyto.bsky.social · 23/09/2026It shouldn’t be considered “radical” to believe people should have their basic needs met. That we’re entitled to food, water, shelter and healthcare. That they shouldn’t be things you have to “earn”. It’s far more radical to vote against taking care of people just to enrich the billionaire class. 1331131
Reposted by Double Garlic*Xero Reynolds 41/100 on Patreon @artificer-ind.bsky.social · 21/09/2026"So where are all these new cases of autism coming from?" My brother in Tyr, we literally just discovered an entirely new species of cat within the past month. Don't even get me started on astrophysics. Our means of detection and diagnosis are improving. That's it. Case solved. Calm down. 31263206
Double Garlic* @doublegarlic.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Vampires being trendy is an indicator of recession #TILopen.spotify.comLittle Fish: This Is A SongNo Such Thing As A Fish · Episode 000
Reposted by Double Garlic*Theo Priestley @theopriestley.net · 20/09/2026When video game marketing was good. 131
Reposted by Double Garlic*Kelly @broadwaybabyto.bsky.social · 21/09/2026You can’t have a dignified or ethical Assisted Dying policy without guaranteeing disabled & marginalized people are assisted to live. Eugenics and capitalism go hand in hand. As long as we’re seen as “expendable”… these programs will never be “dignified”. 214646
Reposted by Double Garlic*Tom Cox @dj-acid-reflux.bsky.social · 20/09/2026"Would you care for a cup of tea?" "I am not sure. It would depend what exactly the cup of tea would expect from me, in my role as carer. I have devoted myself selflessly to hot drinks and their needs several times in the past and ended up getting burned on numerous occasions." 16313
Reposted by Double Garlic*Tom Cox @dj-acid-reflux.bsky.social · 20/09/2026What I want is a TV documentary channel entirely devoted to documentaries with no quick-cut montages of everything about to happen, which don't give a fuck about keeping my attention, presented by extremely knowledgeable people in a terrible mood who have no interest in trying to make me like them 65972158
Reposted by Double Garlic*Rich. I'll do it Dreckly. ME/CFS @shadowcaster6656.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Ok, hear me out. A Lord of the Rings remake, but with these two taking the One Ring to Mordor:static.klipy.comMuppet Show: Statler & Waldorf in BalconyALT: Muppet Show: Statler & Waldorf in Balcony 0112
Reposted by Double Garlic*Feral Maui Hermit @mauigreg.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Before COVID, the grab-and-go deli sandwiches at my local market cost $4.99 each. From 2020 to 2025, they stayed around $7.99-$8.99. Now they are $12.99-$14.99. It's all airport pricing now. It's "They're trapped here. They'll pay whatever we want," except for the entire country. 1032331503
Reposted by Double Garlic*Jimothy the Raccoon @jimothythe-raccoon.bsky.social · 17/09/2026I saw this at the Dr office #jimothy #seattle #jimothyraccoon 194295886
Reposted by Double Garlic*Tom Cox @dj-acid-reflux.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Last year I had the thought, "Maybe it would be nice to write a collection of stories all set in the kind of places I'd expect to find if I stepped through these portals I photograph on my walks?" It was. And it's now published, and available here: blackwells.co.uk/bookshop/pro...blackwells.co.ukCurious Events Lately Occurring In This NeighbourhoodCurious Events Lately Occurring In This Neighbourhood 517428
Reposted by Double Garlic*The Mouthy Renegade Writer @mouthyrenegade.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Our health care system in America is disgusting. A clear indication that our government doesn't give a fuck if we live or die. 681208706130
Reposted by Double Garlic*Chantzy @chantzy.bsky.social · 15/09/2026I'll die on this hill, but it's cruel to accuse people who wear masks of having anxiety disorders. We don't do this to people who wear hard hats, condoms, medical gloves, sunglasses, life jackets, parachutes - the list is long! 1646097
Reposted by Double Garlic*Ian Boudreau @ianboudreau.com · 15/09/2026Not to brag but people have said this about me too 732029
Reposted by Double Garlic*Leftbobgolfer🇨🇦 @leftbobgolfer.bsky.social · 14/09/2026I got locked out of my account and had to change my password again. I'm getting a little tired of this, it's the 4th time we've had to change the name of our dog! 51127793
Reposted by Double Garlic*Matt Bors @mattbors.bsky.social · 14/09/2026It was exactly ten years ago today, on my 33rd birthday, that I posted this comic online. 484297707654
Reposted by Double Garlic*Packy Smith @packysmith.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Sometimes, I need to give myself a solid 8 to 12 hours of alone time in the morning to mentally prepare for the day. Coffee helps. 927512
Reposted by Double Garlic*Courtney E. Smith @thecourtneyesmith.bsky.social · 10/09/2026Good morning and I hope you’re having a great day. I am about to ruin it with this long form story I did on how private equity is ruining cookies but also people are building shit cookie companies to get money from private equity on @weareravenous.com. www.weareravenous.com/the-curious-...weareravenous.comThe Curious Case of the Soulless Private Equity CookieIf you’re going to pay more than $5 for a single cookie, it should at least have some soul. 921729413
Reposted by Double Garlic*Dan Whitehead @danwhitehead.net · 10/09/2026The fact we have an executive class that doesn't know what to do with the Looney Tunes or The Muppets really sums up what a joyless, barren world they inhabit. 776972170
Reposted by Double Garlic*Blue Skies In Utah @papabear333.bsky.social · 08/09/2026The bread is poisoned and the circus is too expensive. 392192557
Reposted by Double Garlic*Kelly @broadwaybabyto.bsky.social · 09/09/2026If we are to truly resist fascism, we must reject the idea that only the strong survive. We must categorically reject any notion that worth is determined by physical ability or socioeconomic status or what you produce under capitalism. We must build networks of community care. 118763
Reposted by Double Garlic*Tom Cox @dj-acid-reflux.bsky.social · 19/02/2026THREAD. A collection of photographs of excellent goats I have met during walks in the British countryside. You will find the all-important captions to each photo in the alt text. 381032248
Reposted by Double Garlic*Kelly @broadwaybabyto.bsky.social · 08/09/2026Disabled Canadians have been screaming about this for years. We get shouted down and told we’re fear mongering. The truth is you can’t ethically administer assisted dying without a commitment to provide the support necessary to live with dignity. Coercion is baked in.disabilitynewsservice.comGovernment admits disabled people may face ‘subtle pressure’ to choose an assisted death, if bill passesA new government assessment has admitted that disabled people – and particularly older disabled people – could face subtle pressure to choose an assisted death, if a bill described as “unsafe” and … 12801385
Reposted by Double Garlic*Micah @rincewind.run · 07/09/2026Discworld QOTD, from Men at Arms 261444478
Reposted by Double Garlic*聖☆Alex Degen @adactivity.bsky.social · 07/09/2026My post was about you, you and your whole life, I somehow know about you and am talking about you 68912
Reposted by Double Garlic*Jane Ruffino @janeruffino.bsky.social · 07/09/2026Kiddo plays under-8s rugby on a mixed team, and the boys, especially the older ones, are rowdy and excluding the younger kids and the girls. Josephine says, “when they act like that, they’re giving the girls’ fun away.” I’ve never heard anyone nail the “boys will be boys” phenomenon so perfectly 3389
Reposted by Double Garlic*Tom Cox @dj-acid-reflux.bsky.social · 05/09/2026A flock of sheep who had been trying to sneak up on me while I was asleep, with the intention of shaving off my beard and selling it on the black market as "weird wool". 410113
Reposted by Double Garlic*dave wagner @davewagner.bsky.social · 04/09/2026his one brain cell is entirely focused on stealing his sister's dinner. nothing on earth can stop him. no processing power is wasted on dignity, consequences, or the fact that he was fed twelve seconds ago. he is a specialized supercomputer designed solely for dinner crimes. 572602237
Reposted by Double Garlic*Tom Cox @dj-acid-reflux.bsky.social · 03/09/2026Hello new followers. I've removed the paywall permanently from this piece, which is a chapter from my novel Villager, told entirely in the form of an online village message board. If you like it, you'll probably like the book. If you don't, you won't... www.tom-cox.com/the-village-...tom-cox.comThe Village Message BoardIts authenticity was discredited because of his reputation, but also because he was quick with gin at the time and wearing an item of knitwear back to front. 24712
Reposted by Double Garlic*Mike Brooks @mikebrooks668.bsky.social · 02/09/2026Good morning. As a (comparatively) successful author I feel it’s time to branch out in my career. As a result, I’m excited to be stepping into the world of professional football. Since I’m physically incapable of playing football at a professional level I will be hiring what I call a “ghostballer” 18770175
Reposted by Double Garlic*Guardian Australia @australia.theguardian.com · 02/09/2026A glacier collapsed in Nepal but this is not the time to talk about climate change | First Dog on the Moontheguardian.comA glacier collapsed in Nepal but this is not the time to talk about climate change | First Dog on the MoonIt’s always thoughts and prayers and please don’t politicise this horrible disaster * Sign up here to get an email whenever First Dog cartoons are published * Get all your needs met at the First Dog shop if what you need is First Dog merchandise and prints Continue reading... 613466
Reposted by Double Garlic*Jane Ruffino @janeruffino.bsky.social · 02/09/2026After being trolled by an incredibly ageist person on LinkedIn (she really crashed out and started hitting below the belt) I like to sometimes remind myself that these people, when given the chance to learn about ageism the easy way, never choose it, and I sort of love that for them. 691
Reposted by Double Garlic*Plague Poems @plaguepoems.bsky.social · 02/09/2026I’ve heard that people with “strong moral identities” ask “what’s the right thing for someone like me to do in this situation?” and while I’ve heard this applies to choosing whether to use AI, I can’t help but think it also applies to choosing whether to wear a mask. 05512
Reposted by Double Garlic*Merriam-Webster @merriam-webster.com · 31/08/2026macabre = “muh-KAHB” Worcestershire = “WOOSS-ter-sheer” omnipotent = “ahm-NI-puh-tunt” reticent = “RET-uh-sunt” epitome = “ih-PIT-uh-mee” myriad = "MEER-ee-ud" Never make fun of someone if they mispronounce a word. It means they learned it by reading. 795166623666
Reposted by Double Garlic*Philip Bump @pbump.com · 29/08/2026Watching Back to the Future with the kiddos and realizing that if it were set in 2026 the music he’d hear when he went back 30 years is the Macarena. 3979672
Reposted by Double Garlic*🌈Dr. Frizzle @swilua.bsky.social · 26/08/2026one of my dear friends died this year from pancreatic cancer the world is less without him I look forward to no one else having to mourn someone gone so fast and too soon I’m glad this gets us closer 416612
Reposted by Double Garlic*Larry the Cat @number10cat.bsky.social · 26/08/2026We should put this sign on every politician's desk 574337854
Reposted by Double Garlic*Dr. Cara Berg Powers @clbergpowers.bsky.social · 25/08/2026Things you could do this week to honor the impact Dolly has had: *Donate to the Imagination Library or a local kids reading initiative *Read with a kid you care about *Support and protect LGBTQIA kids *Support a Black owned business *Schedule your vaccine appointments *Show up authentically as you 11440732
Reposted by Double Garlic*Alex Zalben @azalben.bsky.social · 25/08/2026Here's the official announcement of Parton's passing from her reps, along with the request that in lieu of flowers, the family asks for donations to be made to Dolly Parton’s Imagination Library at www.imaginationlibrary.com 69135098678