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Packy Smith

@packysmith.bsky.social
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Part-time pirate. Infrequent writer. GIF and meme connoisseur. Absurd wannabe funny guy. I love coffee, video games, comic books, sci-fi, tabletop RPGs, and nerdy stuffs. Fueled by sleep deprivation.

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Packy Smith @packysmith.bsky.social · 53m
Mission failed. We’ll get ‘em next time…
A meme with a watery-eyed sad looking cat with these words, “When you planned to change your life in January, but now it’s almost October…”
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Packy Smith @packysmith.bsky.social · 9h
She is right. The song “Radiohead” by Talking Heads is better than anything recorded by the band Radiohead. I said what I said.
A man at a music store says, “I love Radiohead.” A woman next to him replies, “Me too.” The man is thinking about the various albums recorded by the band Radiohead. The woman is thinking about the song Radiohead by the band Talking Heads.
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Packy Smith @packysmith.bsky.social · 13h
Name a tv show from before 1980.
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Packy Smith @packysmith.bsky.social · 13h
This is the kind of punk Christianity I can get behind.
They hated Jesus because he told the truth.

Jesus says, “POSER. POSER. POSER. youre all posers. none of you are real punks.”

*Matt 5 27-28 The people were ASTONISHED at his doctrine.
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Packy Smith @packysmith.bsky.social · 18h
Dear Me, When I sighed audibly and asked, “how could this get any worse?” I was being sarcastic, not putting in an order. Sincerely, Myself
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Packy Smith @packysmith.bsky.social · 19h
I know this is a shot in the dark, but if you know of any remote Recruiter job opportunities where you work, let me know. I am still working (been there 7 years), but the handwriting is on the wall and I think it’s time line something new up before the other shoe drops.
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Packy Smith @packysmith.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Post a horror movie with a one word title 👻
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Thanksgiving Movie Turkey Mascot Pointing
ALT: Thanksgiving Movie Turkey Mascot Pointing
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Packy Smith @packysmith.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Happy National Coffee Day to those who celebrate.
A person carrying a ridiculously oversized cup full of coffee. This text is present, “May your coffee kick in before reality does - happy National coffee day”
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Packy Smith @packysmith.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The answer is no. Good morning or whatever…
Doctor: Are you getting enough rest?
Me: (an image of a haggard and perplexed looking long haired white cat)
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Packy Smith @packysmith.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Relatable, Steve. I too, have lost my grip on sanity…
Steve the Otter is being interviewed. He is asked, "Steve, what has helped you not to go insane this year?" Steve answers, "Nothing. I am insane."
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Packy Smith @packysmith.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I randomly think about this specific comic strip, and it is 100% how I sing “Ms. Jackson” when I hear it.
I'm sorry Ms. Jackson (ooo)
Never meant to make your daughter cry
BABY WAIT
WER TOON
BASED ON A TWEET BY @UNALY
I am four eels
Epstein did not commit suicide
ILLUSTRATEDINTERNET.COM/@DAM/_LEE
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Packy Smith @packysmith.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Sometimes, it feels like I’m an adult in the same way that a tomato is a fruit…
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Packy Smith @packysmith.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Things have gotten so bad that the pot of gold is at a McDonald’s inside a Walmart…
A rainbow ends at a McDonald’s
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Packy Smith @packysmith.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Coffee certainly can’t make my mood worse. Happy Monday, or whatever…
An image of a monster drinking an iced coffee with this text present, “Me thinking a coffee is going to magically put me in a good mood.”
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Packy Smith @packysmith.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I’m trying, David. I’m trying. #DavidLynch
David Lynch saying, “If you have a dream, never let go of it. Just hold onto it and keep working toward it.”
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Packy Smith @packysmith.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Use a vid, GIF, or pic to describe your mood today! 🖤
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Mark Hamill @markhamillofficial.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Isn't it nice when there's something we can ALL agree on? #ReleaseTheUnredactedEPSTEIN-Files
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Packy Smith @packysmith.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Public Service Announcement:
An image of J Jonah Jameson getting ready to pound his fist down on his desk. This text is present, “Real men don't hit you up late at night demanding photos of your naked body. Real men hit their desks with closed fists demanding photos of Spiderman.”
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Packy Smith @packysmith.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
It me. I’m Bigfoot’s long lost cousin, Javafoot. Only coffee tames the beast in me. Keep me caffeinated and it’s all good.
“Me if I don't get my daily minimum of 1400mg of caffeine” 

An artist’s image of Bigfoot traveling through a swamp.
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Packy Smith @packysmith.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Just putting this out there, but society didn’t have all of these ever present issues when Pluto was still considered a planet.
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Packy Smith @packysmith.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
So many people have inspired me to not be like them.
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Packy Smith @packysmith.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I don’t have two wolves inside of me, I have this unhinged gremlin that makes me say all these weird things. So, if you enjoy my posts be sure to say thanks to the gremlin as well.
An image of a person’s profile. They are labeled “Me.” Inside the profile is a shown section of the brain and spine, except they are missing and some sort of gremlin creature labeled, “The thing that makes me post weird shit online” is there instead.
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Packy Smith @packysmith.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Tis the season, after all…
Pumpkins and candles with this text present, “I'm fueled by spookiness, inappropriate humor, and coffee.”
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Packy Smith @packysmith.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
A little known fact is that Paper Jam is the least delicious of all preserves.
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Packy Smith @packysmith.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Saw a bucket list concert tonight, pretty much by random luck (I actually won free tickets and I never win anything). BabyMetal put on one helluva terrific show. Ears are still ringing. If you love metal and have a chance to go see them, I would definitely encourage you to do so. #BABYMETAL
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Packy Smith @packysmith.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I’m often told to “work smarter not harder,” and let me tell you something… in my experience, I’m not doing either of those things.
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Packy Smith @packysmith.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
It do be like this sometimes…
“What doesn't kill you makes you sit like this at 4 AM”

A pixel art image of a woman sitting upright in bed with a contemplative expression.
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Packy Smith @packysmith.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Happens to me all the time… #writingcommunity
A man labeled “ME” is holding hands with a woman labeled “My Work-In-Progress” whilst staring at another woman labeled “Irresistible New Book Idea.”
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Packy Smith @packysmith.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
100% true. It hasn’t happened to me yet, but this will be the true indicator of whether I have come into a windfall or not.
When I win lottery I will not tell anybody, but there will be signs

(4 images: dental work, eye exam, therapy, and being examined by a doctor)
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Packy Smith @packysmith.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
“Damn straight. I always wanted to do that, man. And I think if I were a United States Representative I could hook that up, too; 'cause chicks dig chicks with power.”
“What would you do if you got elected to Congress, Lauren?”

Lauren Boebert:
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Packy Smith @packysmith.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
It’s just stress. It’ll pass on its own. Yeehaw or whatever…
A cowboy is riding a horse. This text is present, “the cowboy does not concern himself with the sharp pain he gets in his chest a couple times a month”
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Packy Smith @packysmith.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Did you know that if you carve a pumpkin in September, it’s considered premature ejackolantern… (I’ll see myself out now)
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Packy Smith @packysmith.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Sometimes, I wish you could still readily buy important every day use things, like vehicles and appliances, without all of the computers and sensors packed into them. Seems like those kind of things got more expensive and started breaking faster when we added more tech to them.
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Packy Smith @packysmith.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I looked so moody back in the 90’s. #ThrowbackThursday or whatever…
A photo of Packy circa 1995, complete with a collared shirt, argyle tie and vest combo, with big ol’ hair and bushy mutton chop sideburns. Packy’s expression screams, “please take this photo and leave me alone forever.”
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Packy Smith @packysmith.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Accurate
Whenever someone asks how I'm doing
The Narcoleptic Goddess
The Narcoleptic Goddess
ful probably be tired for the rest of my life.
But besides that, I'm good
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Packy Smith @packysmith.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
More punk than Green Day… #Wendys
Album cover to Wendy’s pop punk EP “Songs to Listen to in a Wendy’s Parking Lot”
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Packy Smith @packysmith.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I’m classified as hot now, apparently. I don’t make the rules either, I just abide by them…
A clip art print that says, “hot people own cats. I don’t make the rules.” Lady Raevyn
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Packy Smith @packysmith.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Sharing, just in case you want to change your email signature as well.
My new email signature
I STILL WORK BUT THE LIGHT IN ME HAS GONE
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Packy Smith @packysmith.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Happy hump day or whatever…
A grocery store display of packaged meat that states it was “RIMMED by PASSIONATE PEOPLE”
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Packy Smith @packysmith.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
The fact that I have to pay just to exist on a planet I was randomly dropped onto irritates me at least once a day.
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Packy Smith @packysmith.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
The tinniest bit of serotonin is the only thing keeping me going tonight…
A white kitten labeled as “me” is a pulling away a single French Fry labeled “a crumb of serotonin” with its teeth.
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Packy Smith @packysmith.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Sometimes, I wish we could charge people for draining our energy. Like, you cost me two days to reset my nervous system, that'll be $1,500 plus tax.
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Packy Smith @packysmith.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
What happened today financially and calorically can not happen again (but most likely will)…
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Packy Smith @packysmith.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
A pound of ground beef and a gallon of gas cost more than an hour of work at the federal minimum wage. Let that sink in.
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Packy Smith @packysmith.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Summer is officially over. It’s now coffee and spooky movie season. Act accordingly.
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Jason Voorhees: Friday The 13th Icon
Alt: Jason Voorhees: Friday The 13th Icon
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Packy Smith @packysmith.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I’m trying, y’all. I really truly am…
A group of people each one has a label, including: 
WW3
Burnout
Debt
Rising gas prices
The world lowkey ending
Me, just trying to enjoy my life
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Packy Smith @packysmith.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
My Dad was always like, “just come back home, or don’t, I don’t really care. I guess, just call every now and then to let us know you’re not dead.”
Today's Parents
"Text me immediately when you get there. Text me who's there. Text me every 15-minutes when youre there"

Our Parents
"Bye"
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Packy Smith @packysmith.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Can confirm, I am still punk and am graying and attempting to sleep at more reasonable hours…
PUNK ROCK IS NOT DEAD
It is, however, graying, balding, and going to bed at a much more reasonable hour...
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Packy Smith @packysmith.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
9 animé to get to know my taste in animé my9animes.com/e
My 9 Animes that shaped who I am:

Macross Plus
Lupin the 3rd
Cowboy Bebop
Gungrave
Mobile Suit Gundam
RobiHachi 
Captain Harlock
Revolutionary Girl Utena
Sorcerer Hunters
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Packy Smith @packysmith.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Gotta love it when you go to sleep worried about your problems, then dream about said problems, and still have not come to any conclusions on how to solve said problems. This is overthinking evolved. I’ve leveled up the overthinking skill. Send help…
A lady lying in bed awake with a somber expression on her face. This text is present: how I wake up after dreaming about my problems after sleeping to
escape them
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