Reposted by dot dotski tunes to make you run away @whippoorwont.bsky.social · 07/09/2026"people are anthropomorphizing LLMs because they are so astonishingly good at processing human thought and language" people will anthropomorphize a chair if you put the stitches in the right place. 425174203860
Reposted by dot dotski caroline cash @cashbrowns.bsky.social · 07/09/2026Nancy 9/7/26 … Happy Labor Day 🛠️ 70149203713
Reposted by dot dotski Liℤℤy Kodpuak née Acid Lich (can’t spell sheaves without she) @acidlich.bsky.social · 03/09/2026Now that’s what I’m talking about 26711
dot dotski @dotski.bsky.social · 20/08/2026my "law enforcement is the principal objective of forfeiture" mug has people asking a lot of questions 011
dot dotski @dotski.bsky.social · 17/08/2026portland's hottest club is the Centennial Mills demolition livestream from Oregon Medical and Laser 🪩 051
dot dotski @dotski.bsky.social · 20/07/2026finally exactly where I want to be: two cocktails down, texting pals, standing in a line for movie concessions 020
Reposted by dot dotski Jesse @requiemarm.bsky.social · 17/07/2026you’re never going to sell those things if you list them as “baby shoes, never worn”. My classified ad would be like ‘***DEADSTOCK CHILD JOINTS — MUST COP🔥🔥🔥👟👟👟🙀🙀🙀’ 1325
dot dotski @dotski.bsky.social · 23/05/2026way too many Father's Day cards use the language "Best Dad Ever" 120
Reposted by dot dotski jj skolnik @supremenothing.myatproto.social · 11/05/2026why would i want to watch a podcast. podcasts are for when you are doing something else 433888567
Reposted by dot dotski Ernest Luckman @ernieluckman.bsky.social · 15/04/2026ChatGPT: you’re right you’re so much smarter than him. He’s so schlubby and you’re so suave. Columbo will never catch you. 3694302369
Reposted by dot dotski David_j_roth @davidjroth.bsky.social · 12/04/2026Yes, the Grink was there. I'm getting to that. He was on that island with me. And I wouldn't be alive to tell my story without him. 4152521036
Reposted by dot dotski 👻 Retro Commercial Screams 🎃 @retrocommercials.bsky.social · 10/04/2026 411323
dot dotski @dotski.bsky.social · 07/04/2026"my heart has joined the hundreds and thousands, for my chocolate friend stopped running today" 000
Reposted by dot dotski the hype @thehyyyype.bsky.social · 03/04/2026Me: ok, that's the last straw My manager at the straw mine: great job, let's head back 970996
Reposted by dot dotski The Pink Crustacean @offtoseethelizard.bsky.social · 03/03/2026One of my favorite styles of album cover is just “dog in situation.” 817544
Reposted by dot dotski mattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 09/02/2026coupe or cup???? but enough about the vessels in which to serve me delicious Champagne wine 41083
dot dotski @dotski.bsky.social · 03/02/2026i hope Sufjan Stevens watches the Testament of Ann Lee. i think he'd really like it 040
Reposted by dot dotski leon @leyawn.bsky.social · 21/01/2026me (bursting open my apartment window like ebenezer scrooge): you there, boy! did it happen? boy (gloomily): no sir 1950561013
Reposted by dot dotski Tim Price @timprice.bsky.social · 05/01/2026Instagram: Here’s the first half of something funny that dril posted, do you want to see it? [Click] Splash page: Welcome to the wonderful world of Threads. Get ready to download the app and find out what all your favorite Threadsters are saying. Me: No. Fuck. Fuck!! 0879
Reposted by dot dotski Sam @postmalort.bsky.social · 02/01/2026It’s too late, I have already portrayed myself as Chortling Bernie and you as Seething Eric Adams 94111931704
Reposted by dot dotski jam @socialistboat.dad · 31/12/2023In every photograph I've ever seen of Shel Silverstein he looks like he only sleeps with married people 1032536
Reposted by dot dotski Flayin’ the Flannel @flanneloccluded.bsky.social · 28/12/2025Nice acquaintance. Auld? 222954
Reposted by dot dotski Horkos @wylienewmark.bsky.social · 30/12/2025[shoving yeats into a locker] how’s the gyre fuckass 14908179
Reposted by dot dotski aric @aghastronaut.com · 28/12/2025[speaking with H.H. Holmes] Again, in your price range, there are not going to be any options for "entire hotels with murder rooms for ladies already built in there." 061
Reposted by dot dotski Tommy Siegel @tommysiegel.bsky.social · 18/12/2025continuing a streak of comics for exclusively birders with the brilliant @willsantino.bsky.social 2557
Reposted by dot dotski Ryan North @ryannorth.ca · 10/12/2025I bet Liberace liked it when the Chordettes called out his hair for being particularly good in "Mr. Sandman". I bet that's a really nice feeling 2353729
Reposted by dot dotski Kingfisher & Wombat @tkingfisher.com · 11/11/2025I would just live my life so that Joyce Carol Oates does not feel the need to destroy me. 202064211
Reposted by dot dotski outsidewolves 🔜 FC @outsidewolves.bsky.social · 07/11/2025#computer #tractor_feed #trypophobia 563703926
Reposted by dot dotski cryptic 🦇 pollinator @magicscience.info · 29/10/2025that’s right beg you miserable worm 2855091042
Reposted by dot dotski Chris Person @papapishu.bsky.social · 26/10/2025Designer: all right Mr. Del Toro here’s those Frankenstein’s monster designs, real sexy just like you asked for. Del Toro: (nodding) this is exactly as sexy as I asked for. 2588812067
Reposted by dot dotski Draculosity Jones: Ghost Skeleton @brainmage.bsky.social · 26/10/2025Sadako crawling out of your tv, turning motion smoothing off, then crawling back in 4466112399
Reposted by dot dotski Angus Johnston @angus.bsky.social · 27/10/2025Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting Jenny Holzer. Interrupting Jenny Holzer wh— 516829
Reposted by dot dotski Blue sky nice ghost @rajandelman.bsky.social · 17/10/2025And I said what about Breakfast at Tiffany's And she said she'd like to watch Roman Holiday Then we discussed maybe streaming Sabrina And I said, well we still need to see Charade 719028
Reposted by dot dotski mattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 08/03/2024you KNOW when the soundtrack in the movie switches from extradiegetic to diegetic during the course of the same song??? it's absolute bedlam. me and the boys jumping up and down, screaming, breaking the couch etc 331026138
Reposted by dot dotski Ryan Marino, MD @ryanmarino.bsky.social · 30/09/2025This is why we fund scientists to study things like oyster slobber even if you don’t think it sounds important 163168206339
Reposted by dot dotski Kathoween III: Season of the Witch @burritomadness.bsky.social · 01/10/2025He died, for your fashion sins 141
Reposted by dot dotski Josh Gondelman @joshgondelman.bsky.social · 28/09/2025Sure there’s no ethical consumption under capitalism but some of it is waaaaay less ethical. 257883
Reposted by dot dotski Disney Prime Video + ᵖᵃʳᵒᵈʸ @disneyprimevideo.bsky.social · 24/09/2025One Cattle After Another (2025) 651690
Reposted by dot dotski Alice Averlong 🏳️⚧️ @alice.averlong.com · 23/09/2025Happy Bisexual visibility day, from VGAPride! 4860238
Reposted by dot dotski aaron 👻🎃💀 @hillenjoyer.myatproto.social · 15/09/2025don't say people weren't celebrating, that won't help. they're coming after people who clearly weren't celebrating. what you need to be doing instead is defending everyone they come after no matter what because they don't get to make mourning nazis a requirement. concede nothing to the fascists 121055
Reposted by dot dotski Helena Fitzgerald @hellafitzgerald.bsky.social · 13/09/2025in retrospect, there’s probably never been a name as threatening as “America Online” 543930689
Reposted by dot dotski Jay Jaffe @jayjaffe.bsky.social · 09/09/2025Editor: You get that illustration of the box of Grape Nuts and the gentleman? Illustrator: Sure did boss, real fuckin sexy just like you asked. Editor: what. 16872146
Reposted by dot dotski K. A. “Kîck Åß” Pillë @keithpille.bsky.social · 03/09/2025PALPATINE: Did you ever hear that the Pixies recorded a second, much slower, version of “Wave of Mutilation?” I thought not. It’s not a record they would sell you at the mall. It’s a slow jam for real heads, and you can only get it in European imports 1943786
