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Dot hog

@dothog.bsky.social
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Just another passenger on the mothership.🌎🌌

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Dot hog @dothog.bsky.social · 3h
Sleepy girl dog.
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Dot hog @dothog.bsky.social · 15h
Y'all wanna say hi to my neighbors doggies? A golden retriever and two husky/Pomeranian puppies. Grey one didn't want to come over to the fence today. She's the shy one.
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Dot hog @dothog.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
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Dot hog @dothog.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Just think. You could go from happily sitting on the couch to shitting your brains out in 15 minutes just by hitting the order button.
Door Dash's new drives could deliver chipotle in under five minutes.
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Dot hog @dothog.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Me, the guy who was supposed to interview before you.
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Dot hog @dothog.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
For the record, my dog is Pretzel. Related maybe?
Sleepy doggy.
Curled up yellow lab.
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Dot hog @dothog.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Pre-bedtime pupdate: She snorin
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Dot hog @dothog.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Pupdate: Still not spoiled.
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Dot hog @dothog.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Ever see Heavy Metal?
Astronaut dude reeling in horror at the sight of a glowing green orb.
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Dot hog @dothog.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
"watch your fingers" As they detach from your hand, And fly through the air, So that you know where they land.
Mandolin kitchen fingertip remover with an understated warning.
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Dot hog @dothog.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
My dog's not spoiled you're spoiled.
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Dot hog @dothog.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Holy fuck we got a la z boy off Facebook market for 75 bucks and after some leather cleaner and degreaser/lubricant, adjusting some springs, I am in scrolling heaven reclining in this bad boy. Makes the horrors worth it. Everyone should own a la z boy at some point in their lives.
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Dot hog @dothog.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Is that what that bump on the back of my neck is?
"scientists discover a hidden switch that shuts down inflammation"
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Dot hog @dothog.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
TWENTY THREE HUDNRED KANEDAAAAA!!!! Help me!
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Dot hog @dothog.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
TWO Thousand emails deleted! I am unstoppable. ...What's happening? I... I can't control it.
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Dot hog @dothog.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
FIFTEEN HUNDRED now. I can feel a surge of power welling within me! ...But can I control it?
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Dot hog @dothog.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Who up pulling they pork?
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Dot hog @dothog.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Can't decide which sandwich to make? Make both. Structural notes in alt.
Bottom to top:

Toasted whole wheat bread
Yellow mustard
Arugula
Roasted peppers, salt
Leftover top sirloin, salt pepper
Mayo
Another slice of bread
Mayo, pepper, franks red-hot
Arugula
Heirloom tomato, salt, pepper
Red leaf lettuce
Mustard
Another slice of bread.
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Dot hog @dothog.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Check out the schnoz on this bitch.
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Dot hog @dothog.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
You click on ONE handsome Squidward themed item and all of the sudden the algorithm determines that handsome Squidward is your primary interest in life...
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Dot hog @dothog.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
They made a youtube video about your mom.
Video thumbnail that says "Vancouvers DEEPEST Hole"
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Dot hog @dothog.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
My dog would just guide me to take a nap.
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Dot hog @dothog.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
These are my BUSINESS CROCS. They match my blue BUSINESS SUIT. I wear them for all my important BUSINESS DEALS.
Brown colored crocs reminiscent of oxfords.
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Dot hog @dothog.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Going hunting... Trying to hijack the signal from my neighbors fancy weather station.
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Dot hog @dothog.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
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Dot hog @dothog.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Last year's batch getting ready to emerge. I have 2 of these 1 gallon jars. Soon they will reach its final form.
A fermentation shelf featuring a gallon jar of hatch chilis dated 7/23/26.
Once it hits a year old, it's time to blend it into a hot sauce.
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Dot hog @dothog.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Goodbye, my babies. See you in a year.🥹
5 liter jar of hatch chilis with 3% salt solution, ready to get stashed away to ferment.
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Dot hog @dothog.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
5 lbs of extra hot hatch chilis, chopped and ready to ferment. Sometime in the future they'll emerge from their cocoon as hot sauce.
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Dot hog @dothog.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Heirloom tomatoes be like
Tetsuo from Akira. Uncontrollably swelling and growing extra lobes and body parts and becoming huge.
Doing his best imitation of a freaky ass mutant heirloom tomato that looks like it was grown in outer space bathed in gamma rays.
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Dot hog @dothog.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
If you camp, camp with a dog.
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Dot hog @dothog.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
The roller coaster ride was not limited to Korea today. Going to see the PT about some whiplash.
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Dot hog @dothog.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
It's all a matter of where you start the chart.
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Dot hog @dothog.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
I dunno man. $150. Kinda want it. But my wife might divorce me. Is it worth it?
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Dot hog @dothog.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
4 months and 18 dead SO FAR
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Dot hog @dothog.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
AI slop vs the comment section:
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Dot hog @dothog.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
But I don't need 12 refrigerators...
12 refrigerators to buy if you like stainless steel appliances
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Dot hog @dothog.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Married to this dude:
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Dot hog @dothog.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Cartoon ass thumbnail.
Video thumbnail.
"Bison attacks tourist at Yellowstone Park"

The man is at least 10 in the air, upside down, with his arms and legs spread after being thrown by a bison.
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Dot hog @dothog.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Beavis is visibly upset. He is frowning with a single tear rolling down his cheek.
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Dot hog @dothog.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
I'll allow it.
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Dot hog @dothog.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
Not gonna argue with the science. 😎
Research suggests the older you get, the more we'd you should smoke.
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Dot hog @dothog.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
What are the rules again when it comes to making fun of something that benefits cancer patients?
Holes of Hope
Charity golf tournament.
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Dot hog @dothog.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
Moving to a place where the previous owner planted an incredible garden of perennials. This is now a flower macro photography account. Sorry.
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Dot hog @dothog.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
It's not inaccurate to call SpaceX an AI company. From SpaceX's S-1. 80% of their imagined total addressable market is enterprise AI. 93% for the AI segment in general.
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Dot hog @dothog.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
Ready for some "social intercourse" babayyyy!
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Dot hog @dothog.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
I don't have a Labrador retriever. She's more of a Labrador pointer. As in, when I throw the ball she just looks up at me like "what's the point?"
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Dot hog @dothog.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
Like uhh... In which way?
"I tried the goop that makes you run faster (and possibly poop yourself). It worked."
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Dot hog @dothog.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
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Dot hog @dothog.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
Buddy what is going on in my web ads? Description in alt.
What looks like a pug in an inflatable jacket that has a smoke stack for some reason? 

A woman holding or crotch that has a red hue like it burns and there's stink lines coming off it? The solution to this problem seems to be a red skull shaped bottle.

Something normal I guess.

And a couple of folding chairs with a side table between them and a canopy for shade. Everything looks cheap and is made from blue nylon.
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Dot hog @dothog.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
You guys know I can see this article right? Rude.
Scientists intrigued by chunk of flesh that refuses to die after several years.
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