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Dot hog

@dothog.bsky.social
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Just another passenger on the mothership.🌎🌌

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Dot hog @dothog.bsky.social · 29m
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Dot hog @dothog.bsky.social · 29m
Fucking awful!
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Dot hog @dothog.bsky.social · 30m
"Give me all your money and soon it will be meaningless"
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Dot hog @dothog.bsky.social · 32m
President Evil 2
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Dot hog @dothog.bsky.social · 47m
Please, my thoughts and opinions... They're very sick.
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Dot hog @dothog.bsky.social · 1h
Do you do equal stages or do you start with more nuruk/water and end with only/mostly rice?
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Dot hog @dothog.bsky.social · 1h
Going multi stage?
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Dot hog @dothog.bsky.social · 1h
High five brother.
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Dot hog @dothog.bsky.social · 1h
Be a shame if someone DDoS'd the server... What are they gonna do, do it again?
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Dot hog @dothog.bsky.social · 1h
He was like genuinely afraid I was going to beat and torture him as I was just walking over to the meat display. So uhh... Don't do too much acid, kids, ok?
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Dot hog @dothog.bsky.social · 1h
The other day an aging hippy (like 75) in a tie dye shirt was standing with his cart blocking the way, staring up at some sign or something. I say excuse me twice. Nothing. I try to go by him. My cart wheel clips his cart wheel. He says "I'm SORRY! Ah. Please! Don't attack me!" and cowers.
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Dot hog @dothog.bsky.social · 1h
I ain't fuckin with it.
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Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @mayor.nyc.gov · 2h
I am angry tonight. Because tonight ICE shot a New Yorker. They shot a New Yorker while his five year old child was in the car. ICE makes this city less safe. We want them out. Now.
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Gaijin "Jiangshi" Rando @gaijinrando.bsky.social · 15h
Hungarian poster for ALIEN (1979) Directed by Ridley Scott Starring Sigourney Weaver - BOTD in 1949
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Dot hog @dothog.bsky.social · 3h
"want it to last longer?" No! It should last a few days and then get eaten by squirrels.
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Dot hog @dothog.bsky.social · 3h
Sleepy girl dog.
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Dot hog @dothog.bsky.social · 4h
Bill and Ted's Sunshine of the Spotless Mind
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Dot hog @dothog.bsky.social · 7h
This looks like if that thing that happened at the end of Akira happened to my lunch.
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Dot hog @dothog.bsky.social · 12h
Where do I find those scissors they use in korean bbq restaurants that have like 10 inch blades? All the kitchen scissors are kind of short. The only big ones I can find are tailor shears. Are they just using those?
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Dot hog @dothog.bsky.social · 14h
Y'all wanna say hi to my neighbors doggies? A golden retriever and two husky/Pomeranian puppies. Grey one didn't want to come over to the fence today. She's the shy one.
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Dot hog @dothog.bsky.social · 16h
There are many ways to post badly. We must each find our own voice.
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Dot hog @dothog.bsky.social · 16h
Perineum Sunning sounds like a sci Fi novel protagonist that's about to lose their innocence.
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Dot hog @dothog.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Is a trail cam worth it for a backyard? I've seen the same bobcat twice carrying its lunch and a coyote with half a tail multiple times. Neighbors have been spotting black bears.
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Dot hog @dothog.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
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Dot hog @dothog.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
A more famous in Germany avocado called the hoff avocado.
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Dot hog @dothog.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Face ass, down up I think I'm confused as fuck.
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Dot hog @dothog.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
This looks like an alkaseltzer commercial from 1990.
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Dot hog @dothog.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
What's been going on in France? 👀
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Dot hog @dothog.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
"PLEASE REWIND"
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Dot hog @dothog.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
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Dot hog @dothog.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
You're doomed. You can never move again. You're stuck there for all eter -- oh he lifted his head to look at something.
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Dot hog @dothog.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I will take cooking over cleaning any day of the week. When you cook, your tools are KNIVES and FIRE and there's room for creativity.
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Dot hog @dothog.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
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Dot hog @dothog.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Do you think Henry Rollins ever tried relaxing?
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Dot hog @dothog.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Kitty dog.
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Dot hog @dothog.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Can't. I must live with the consequences of my actions.
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Dot hog @dothog.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Tossing around the old jigskin.
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Dot hog @dothog.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
static.klipy.com
Spongebob Mocking Meme
ALT: Spongebob Mocking Meme
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Dot hog @dothog.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Dang. Cat got fucked...
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Dot hog @dothog.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
For like two weeks straight there was a guy here posting daily on Facebook marketplace selling "mushroom stickers" saying like "best quality" and "low prices" Haven't seen a post in a while. I hope he's having an ok time in jail...
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Dot hog @dothog.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
👍 Waters just fine, come on in. Nice and cool down here.😬
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Lizzy @stonedeva.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I wish cats could do chores. They wouldn't, but that'd be cool.
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Dot hog @dothog.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I appreciate your choice of glass. Art deco martini glasses are a scourge for people who want the martini to end up in their mouth instead of other places.
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Dot hog @dothog.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Hell yea man. Take that little spicy grease shot of pepperoni oil.
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Dot hog @dothog.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Rad. Have a little taste. Ride the cosmos.🚀🌌
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Dot hog @dothog.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Just think. You could go from happily sitting on the couch to shitting your brains out in 15 minutes just by hitting the order button.
Door Dash's new drives could deliver chipotle in under five minutes.
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Dot hog @dothog.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Dry wall probably deserved it... . Also yea, I got an old friend with two screws in his hand cause you can't tell where the studs are from the other side of the dry wall...
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Dot hog @dothog.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Keep calling balls and strikes, buddy. Appreciate ya.
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Dot hog @dothog.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Ehhhh... You sure you want that on 110?
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Dot hog @dothog.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
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