Blork Blanderward @dornermourner.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Watching two local cops fail to understand how the T Bell kiosk works is the comedy break I needed tonight. 110
Reposted by Blork BlanderwardStrangers in a Tangled Wilderness @tangledwilderness.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Just one more day until the only election whose importance we can all agree on. You better do your goddamn civic duty. If you don't vote you have no right to complain when the wrong* bear wins. *there actually is no wrong bear, that's the beauty of the whole thing explore.org/fat-bear-weekexplore.orgFat Bear Week 2026 - Explore.orgExplore.org is the world's leading philanthropic live nature cam network and documentary film channel. Our mission is to champion the selfless acts of others, create a portal into the soul of humanity... 0163
Blork Blanderward @dornermourner.bsky.social · 18/09/2026No, RFK Jr. doesn't belong in jail. He should be strapped to a gurney and injected with every possible communicable disease and left to rot and die while we all get to watch as it's broadcast live. And there's no sauerkraut for fucking miles. 020
Reposted by Blork Blanderwardvictoria scott @victoriascott.bsky.social · 12/09/2026Dude you realize John Brown literally murdered people because he got tired of waiting for mealy mouthed political compromises to someday end unfathomable human rights violations right 321992233
Reposted by Blork BlanderwardFear of Melissing Out @melissingout.bsky.social · 07/09/2026this week, give your lover a hickey right where Charlie got kirked 0151
Reposted by Blork BlanderwardKim Kelly @kimkelly.bsky.social · 07/09/2026Happy Labor Day I GUESS 1034084
Blork Blanderward @dornermourner.bsky.social · 08/09/2026I love when I get to postpone my end-of-weekend suicidality spiral until Monday night 001
Reposted by Blork BlanderwardBaltimore Beat @baltimorebeat.bsky.social · 27/08/2026Photostory: Images from the 2015 Baltimore Uprising baltimorebeat.com/photostory-i... 0155
Reposted by Blork BlanderwardJen Johans @filmintuition.bsky.social · 27/07/2026Me at a party trying to make small talk with the dude who only watches superhero movies. (A compilation of very real conversations I’ve had with several guys over the years.) 1316828
Reposted by Blork Blanderwardferal streep @feralstreeep.bsky.social · 27/07/2026stop complaining about The Odyssey! if you want a historically accurate portrayal of Greece, watch Mamma Mia! 151195164
Blork Blanderward @dornermourner.bsky.social · 24/07/2026If there's anything that's as good as going to the movies, I don't know what it is. 020
Blork Blanderward @dornermourner.bsky.social · 16/07/2026The act of lying usually has a viscerally negative feeling associated with it. But lying to your employer, especially brazenly, especially when you know they know the truth but can't do anything about it... Yea, that shit rules. 041
Blork Blanderward @dornermourner.bsky.social · 16/07/2026And just like that, the era of extreme time theft has come to an end. I guess it's back to just normal time theft. 010
Blork Blanderward @dornermourner.bsky.social · 15/07/2026If you get the opportunity, I highly recommend graduating from time theft to unapologetically defrauding your employer. 010
Reposted by Blork BlanderwardAmanda Litman @amandalitman.bsky.social · 09/07/2026Always always always always read @rtraister.bsky.social -- and especially on Graham Platner, women, and what comes next. nymag.com/intelligence... 1439298
Reposted by Blork BlanderwardKat Tenbarge @kattenbarge.bsky.social · 08/07/2026Trying to pick apart a woman's text messages to prove she's lying about being raped is gutter behavior. Consent can be revoked at any time and reading insinuations into text messages that the sender denies were there is ACTUAL journalistic malpractice. I would not trust a man who does this! 676388997
Reposted by Blork BlanderwardKAFUI 🇬🇭 @mykafuiohkafui.bsky.social · 11/03/2024It’s impossible to hire a hitman in America. You CAN NOT hire a hitman in America! They're all undercover FBI agents, the kind of people who regularly require murder for hire already have people on call for that. Priest: Alright Paul, thank you. That's not really a confession, though, is the thing. 443150
Reposted by Blork BlanderwardAdrian Daub @adriandaub.bsky.social · 04/07/2026Staggered by the sheer number of events I am apparently not paying attention to at this moment 0601
Blork Blanderward @dornermourner.bsky.social · 30/06/20261/20/2029 is Supreme Court A***********n Day. 010
Reposted by Blork BlanderwardStrangers in a Tangled Wilderness @tangledwilderness.bsky.social · 30/06/2026Fuck the Supreme Court, fuck transphobes, fuck people pretending this is about sports, fuck people pretending this is about biology, fuck these fucking bigots. 07624
Blork Blanderward @dornermourner.bsky.social · 28/06/2026Adult fireworks likers should consider watching a movie, or going to a museum, or growing the fuck up. 010
Blork Blanderward @dornermourner.bsky.social · 22/06/2026Me at 8:01am when you tell me it's not yet time to leave the office. 020
Blork Blanderward @dornermourner.bsky.social · 22/06/2026Ladies and gentlemen, we got him. The forever (one year) war is finally over. 110
Reposted by Blork BlanderwardMr. Cait @chas.bsky.social · 21/06/2026If you have a weird relationship with your father, don’t sweat today. I’m your fun, weekend dad, and I think you’re doing great and I’m very proud of you. Keep being the best version of you. 1036632
Blork Blanderward @dornermourner.bsky.social · 19/06/2026If you ask someone to watch your stuff at the coffee shop, you are morally obligated to disclose if you're gonna be pooping. 010
Blork Blanderward @dornermourner.bsky.social · 17/06/2026Fighting makes you feel strong / Killing really turns you onyoutube.comCEREMONY - Death Destruction Mayhem (Official Visualizer)YouTube video by RelapseRecords 000
Blork Blanderward @dornermourner.bsky.social · 16/06/2026It sure would be a terrible thing if we all decided to provide every single one of these sniveling fucks with similar lessons. 010
Blork Blanderward @dornermourner.bsky.social · 15/06/2026No cost of living increase, or development funding, but the private employee bathroom now has lightning fast paper towel dispensers, so I guess we broke even. 010
Blork Blanderward @dornermourner.bsky.social · 14/06/2026Marx just forgot to include the chapter about sparking the Revolution by capturing the sports perverts. 010
Blork Blanderward @dornermourner.bsky.social · 09/06/2026The kind of happiness and love we all deserve. 110
Reposted by Blork BlanderwardMovies from HELL @26mfhpod.bsky.social · 05/06/2026'Breakrooms' (2026) 1272
Blork Blanderward @dornermourner.bsky.social · 04/06/2026Her work was so fucking important to me as someone obsessed with the confluence of art and resistance. Absolutely run through by her friends and family saying she "died of sadness" after her husband's death. Rest in power.nytimes.comMarjane Satrapi, Author of ‘Persepolis,’ Dies at 56 020
Reposted by Blork BlanderwardMike.⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ @dumbmike.bsky.social · 10/05/2026Happy mother's day to single men with pets. I see you. 776594
Blork Blanderward @dornermourner.bsky.social · 30/04/2026Cannot properly express the degree to which I do not give a shit that a colleague I have never met is retiring. It should be me. 000
Blork Blanderward @dornermourner.bsky.social · 27/04/2026I saw Iron Lung for the first time something like 20 years ago. Still incredible to watch a two-piece build this kind of overwhelming sound, and with such precision. Even if you're a plebe who doesn't rock with powerviolence, you have to be awed by what they do.youtu.beIron Lung - Full Performance (Live on KEXP)YouTube video by KEXP 000
Blork Blanderward @dornermourner.bsky.social · 23/04/2026My private conversations with my dog are none of your fucking business. 010
Blork Blanderward @dornermourner.bsky.social · 21/04/2026I have been playing "Nervous Breakdown" into "Fix Me" for going on 30 years and it still makes me want pull the doors off their hinges. www.youtube.com/watch?v=etJc...youtube.comBlack Flag - Nervous Breakdown (Full and Expanded EP) 1979YouTube video by Agustin Javier 020
Reposted by Blork BlanderwardSolomon @solomonrmissouri.com · 20/04/2026Dogs come into the world with nothing Then you come and pick one up And life is better for everyone 4352064
Blork Blanderward @dornermourner.bsky.social · 15/04/2026When you catch the girlies thirsting at the gym. 000
Reposted by Blork Blanderwardceej @ceej.online · 12/04/2026if the internet had been around in ancient greece they probably never would have invented philosophy. but they might have invented goatse 1523316
Blork Blanderward @dornermourner.bsky.social · 09/04/2026A good cover for when I need to explain my "SIC SEMPER TYRANNIS" tattoo. 010
Blork Blanderward @dornermourner.bsky.social · 09/04/2026It was worth unnecessarily waking up at 4am to hear my dog snoring for the first time. 010
