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Blork Blanderward

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The Museum of English Rural Life (MERL) @themerl.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
happy bare minimum Friday to all who celebrate
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Blork Blanderward @dornermourner.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Listen to Piss. Favor violence.
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PISS - Full Performance (Live on KEXP)
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David Roberts @volts.wtf · 05/10/2026
Holy shit.
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Katy Otto @katyotto.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Unending heartbreak and rage for the young woman at Cornell. Not sure what my words can add but I’m a survivor and I hope Jane Doe is surrounded by love and support now. Holding all other survivors in the light right now as we watch this unfold. mcsr.org/donate
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Donate — We Are MCSR | Creating Cultures Free from Violence
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Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 05/10/2026
henstomper on tumblr: "oh my god the slot machine company says i have to keep putting coins in their machine or Im Gonna Get Left Behind. thats so scary. and it has to be true because they know more about slot machines than i do"

henstomper: "oh my god the slot machine company says if we dont give them money to build the world’s biggest slot machine the chinese are gonna build it first and win all the prizes. and then there wont be any prizes anymore"
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Blork Blanderward @dornermourner.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Truly miserable mush no matter how short the cooking time
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Blork Blanderward @dornermourner.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Lol. One of them dropped his combo box as they ran out and then both vehicles left with lights and sirens.
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Blork Blanderward @dornermourner.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Watching two local cops fail to understand how the T Bell kiosk works is the comedy break I needed tonight.
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Strangers in a Tangled Wilderness @tangledwilderness.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Just one more day until the only election whose importance we can all agree on. You better do your goddamn civic duty. If you don't vote you have no right to complain when the wrong* bear wins. *there actually is no wrong bear, that's the beauty of the whole thing explore.org/fat-bear-week
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Fat Bear Week 2026 - Explore.org
Explore.org is the world's leading philanthropic live nature cam network and documentary film channel. Our mission is to champion the selfless acts of others, create a portal into the soul of humanity...
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Blork Blanderward @dornermourner.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Three bleps
An oreo Akita caught licking her own nose with a surprised look in her eyes. An oreo Akita with her tongue just barely sticking out like she doesn't have any front teeth An oreo Akita with her mouth slightly open and her tongue curled while she stares at the wall looking kinda stupid
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Blork Blanderward @dornermourner.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
No, RFK Jr. doesn't belong in jail. He should be strapped to a gurney and injected with every possible communicable disease and left to rot and die while we all get to watch as it's broadcast live. And there's no sauerkraut for fucking miles.
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victoria scott @victoriascott.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Dude you realize John Brown literally murdered people because he got tired of waiting for mealy mouthed political compromises to someday end unfathomable human rights violations right
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Fear of Melissing Out @melissingout.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
this week, give your lover a hickey right where Charlie got kirked
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Kim Kelly @kimkelly.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Happy Labor Day I GUESS
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Blork Blanderward @dornermourner.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
I love when I get to postpone my end-of-weekend suicidality spiral until Monday night
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Baltimore Beat @baltimorebeat.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Photostory: Images from the 2015 Baltimore Uprising baltimorebeat.com/photostory-i...
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Blork Blanderward @dornermourner.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Gonna unfollow soon if you keep up this incitement.
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Blork Blanderward @dornermourner.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
“This one’s almost gone, I need more,” is a Tier 1 check-in while separated.
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Blork Blanderward @dornermourner.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
All timer
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Jen Johans @filmintuition.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Me at a party trying to make small talk with the dude who only watches superhero movies. (A compilation of very real conversations I’ve had with several guys over the years.)
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feral streep @feralstreeep.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
stop complaining about The Odyssey! if you want a historically accurate portrayal of Greece, watch Mamma Mia!
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Blork Blanderward @dornermourner.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
If there's anything that's as good as going to the movies, I don't know what it is.
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Blork Blanderward @dornermourner.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
The act of lying usually has a viscerally negative feeling associated with it. But lying to your employer, especially brazenly, especially when you know they know the truth but can't do anything about it... Yea, that shit rules.
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Blork Blanderward @dornermourner.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
And just like that, the era of extreme time theft has come to an end. I guess it's back to just normal time theft.
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Blork Blanderward @dornermourner.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
If you get the opportunity, I highly recommend graduating from time theft to unapologetically defrauding your employer.
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Amanda Litman @amandalitman.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Always always always always read @rtraister.bsky.social -- and especially on Graham Platner, women, and what comes next. nymag.com/intelligence...
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Kat Tenbarge @kattenbarge.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Trying to pick apart a woman's text messages to prove she's lying about being raped is gutter behavior. Consent can be revoked at any time and reading insinuations into text messages that the sender denies were there is ACTUAL journalistic malpractice. I would not trust a man who does this!
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KAFUI 🇬🇭 @mykafuiohkafui.bsky.social · 11/03/2024
It’s impossible to hire a hitman in America. You CAN NOT hire a hitman in America! They're all undercover FBI agents, the kind of people who regularly require murder for hire already have people on call for that. Priest: Alright Paul, thank you. That's not really a confession, though, is the thing.
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Adrian Daub @adriandaub.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Staggered by the sheer number of events I am apparently not paying attention to at this moment
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Blork Blanderward @dornermourner.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
1/20/2029 is Supreme Court A***********n Day.
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Strangers in a Tangled Wilderness @tangledwilderness.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Fuck the Supreme Court, fuck transphobes, fuck people pretending this is about sports, fuck people pretending this is about biology, fuck these fucking bigots.
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Blork Blanderward @dornermourner.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
Adult fireworks likers should consider watching a movie, or going to a museum, or growing the fuck up.
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Blork Blanderward @dornermourner.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
Actual dystopia.
A car with a bumper sticker reading "in need of a kidney. Please help. 540-819-1181
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Blork Blanderward @dornermourner.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
Me at 8:01am when you tell me it's not yet time to leave the office.
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Blork Blanderward @dornermourner.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
Now I can follow my Luddite heart and disappear into the wilderness to die.
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Blork Blanderward @dornermourner.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
Ladies and gentlemen, we got him. The forever (one year) war is finally over.
An image of New York Times Crossword statistics dated June 22, 2026 and showing 2284 puzzles solved, a 100% solve rate, and a solve streak of 365 days in a row.
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Mr. Cait @chas.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
If you have a weird relationship with your father, don’t sweat today. I’m your fun, weekend dad, and I think you’re doing great and I’m very proud of you. Keep being the best version of you.
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Blork Blanderward @dornermourner.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
My favorite responses to the criticisms have been "it's a clinical text, not self help!" Well, okay, but that makes it worse!
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
A man reads Moby Dick and says "wow, this book is great. I deeply relate to it as a gay man who also has an animal for an enemy." A pigeon knocks on the window. It pauses for a second before saying "I'll kill us both."
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Blork Blanderward @dornermourner.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
If you ask someone to watch your stuff at the coffee shop, you are morally obligated to disclose if you're gonna be pooping.
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Blork Blanderward @dornermourner.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
Yale + University of Chicago should scare every serious reader away.
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Blork Blanderward @dornermourner.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
Fighting makes you feel strong / Killing really turns you on
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CEREMONY - Death Destruction Mayhem (Official Visualizer)
YouTube video by RelapseRecords
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Blork Blanderward @dornermourner.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
No idea why ON is capitalized
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Blork Blanderward @dornermourner.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
Technically true, but the one ON Georgia is barely across the border, and I will also fight for the original Senbeb being the best DC Ethiopian spot despite it being in VA.
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Blork Blanderward @dornermourner.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
Goldberg's???
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Blork Blanderward @dornermourner.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
It sure would be a terrible thing if we all decided to provide every single one of these sniveling fucks with similar lessons.
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Blork Blanderward @dornermourner.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
No cost of living increase, or development funding, but the private employee bathroom now has lightning fast paper towel dispensers, so I guess we broke even.
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Blork Blanderward @dornermourner.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
Marx just forgot to include the chapter about sparking the Revolution by capturing the sports perverts.
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Blork Blanderward @dornermourner.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
What's the Waluigi matchup like?
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Blork Blanderward @dornermourner.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
Probably my favorite threads on bsky. Far too infrequent
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