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looking for help. basically getting kicked out in the coming weeks/months. Need a place to stay, preferably in the Philly area if I can. I have enough cash to float me for a bit, plus am looking to get a job ASAP once situated.

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Fear of Melissing Out @melissingout.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

you ever watch a YouTube short of a project executed so poorly you want to do it yourself but way better

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Fear of Melissing Out @melissingout.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

self-directed go-getter (browsing uline.com on my own accord)

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Michaela Joffe @joffeorama.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

not sure why I made this but now you have to see it

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Fear of Melissing Out @melissingout.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

we're very sorry about your son's unalivement

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Mike.⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ @dumbmike.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

I thought this was just beautiful. Kurt Vonnegut takes a walk to mail a letter:

She calls out, “Where are you going?” And I say, “I am going out to get an envelope.” And she says, “Well, you’re not a poor man. Why don’t you buy a thousand envelopes? They’ll deliver them, and you can put them in a closet.” And I say, “Hush.”

I go next to the postal convenience center down the block at the corner of 47th Street and Second Avenue. The woman behind the counter says, “Thirty-nine cents for a stamp.” I say, “I only brought thirty-seven. When did that change?” She looked at me a long time. “Thirty-seven isn’t enough.” “Well that oughta be enough for one envelope,” I said. The line was getting longer.

The lady moved her hand into her coat. I knew this routine. I backflipped behind the man behind me in line, wrapping my elbow around his throat as I landed. By the time the stamp seller had unloaded her clip, I had full cover. The gentleman’s body dropped to the floor, six holes smoking. The package he was carrying fell to the floor with a heavy clunk. Whatever was in there, it would do.

I rolled my foot over the cardboard and did a “flick up” as they call it in soccer. I bounced the package once or twice on the back of my foot as the mail lady reloaded, then I launched it high and spun 360 to deliver my patented “Rising Phoenix kick”. The package caught fire as it shattered through the protective plexiglass window and struck the woman’s head with all the force and hatred I had learned to channel in my grueling tutelage under five fallen Wudang masters in my youth. The lady’s body exploded off of her bones, leaving just a blackened skeleton spinning in her office chair. “So it goes,” I said, but no one laughed. I guess they weren’t big readers.

And I go home. And I have had one hell of a good time.

We are dancing animals. How beautiful it is to get up and go out and do something. We are here on Earth to fart around. Don’t let anybody tell you any different.

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Rachel Chatrooms @crabitha.slutmo.de · 26/09/2026

everybody shut up about primetime until i see it!! i don't want to get hype or dehype, i am the perfect amount of hype right now

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Fear of Melissing Out @melissingout.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Im never buying rotini again fuck this shape

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lexi ❤ @lexi.fyi · 24/09/2026

as a trans woman, it's dangerous to favor paths of least resistance because, as a trans woman, you will always meet the most resistance when you do what is best for yourself

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Fear of Melissing Out @melissingout.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

all it takes to make a volleyball evening feel good is one quality block and one quality kill

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Kwisatz Butch w/Rack @anchovygirlfriend.northsky.social · 24/09/2026

happy thursday everyone! wishing you all a good morning. here's a 5x5 mini crossword i made! i hope you enjoy. boycotting the NYT means - also boycotting their crossword culturally dominance. trans women can make crosswords too!

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cait ^,..,^ @snuff-stunt-double.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

she died doing what she loved, growing the tarmogoyf

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Commander's Herald @commanders-herald.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

“Eh, I don’t see it,” straight cis man Billy Fartson told us, against our will. “I think it’s pretty obvious that the ‘she’ who’s lovely and less than 10 minutes old is Emrakul, a creature as old as the universe itself.”

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Fans Argue Whether "Isn't She Lovely" Needledrop is for Tam or Emrakul | Commander's Herald

(Spoiler warnings for Reality Fracture’s story, but honestly at this point you should have read it anyway because it’s really damn good. Also some cartoon about a clown and a rabbit or something.) Sea...

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Fear of Melissing Out @melissingout.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Damned if she didnt just scurry away with it all by herself within 15 seconds of me putting it in park. Credit where due

Mattress atop a woman's head on a sidewalk

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Fear of Melissing Out @melissingout.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Just got hit with two "whenever is good for you"s within five minutes regarding a mattress that is in the van I am sitting in right this second

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willow with a reese's peanut butter pumpkin 🐈 @willow.kissesgirls.online · 23/09/2026

the internet is about Me it's for Me please learn this "we're all packed and ready for our first european tour" ok i'm all packed full of who gives a fuck !! keep it to your selves

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bells ! @skelebells.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

it’s Miserable Music By Women Autumn btw. make sure youre listening accordingly

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may @maysuser.name · 23/09/2026

manifesting an "elizabeth holmes will return" at the end of the credits

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rax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

medical bills are so cute. im not paying that but i think you are just darling for asking ❤️

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it's Halloween name charloh! (it/its) @charloh.online · 23/09/2026

greasers in the Starship Troopers universe be like, I'm parting my 'do!

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chloe @laughingandsmiling.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

I just can’t bring myself to believe that Tom Cruise is DIGGER. If he were to, say, disappear into the role, however…

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Fear of Melissing Out @melissingout.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

made it out to pauper and got to make one of my favorite plays: transmute drift of phantasms for drift of phantasms

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Fear of Melissing Out @melissingout.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

not even joking i accidentally implemented zone drafting at work today

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AlsoDharga_, Razor Girl @r0butch.5hotgundyk3.love · 21/09/2026

writing 'you can envy someone without resenting them' on the board 100 times

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Fear of Melissing Out @melissingout.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

almost went to my boss with a request and went "👉👈"

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actually… im astrid @mimikyuute.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

i think we as a society should have pushed george lucas to be weirder

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Ben Fleuter @benfleuter.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Wiccanery - a short comic about a witch and a vampire.

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Paul F. Tompkins @pftompkins.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

I assume anyone who points out how small the trans population is doesn’t know any trans people & I guess that’s what it takes to care? Because if you know even ONE trans person, like a person in your life, how can you think about that person and conclude it’s okay if they get thrown under the bus?

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Fear of Melissing Out @melissingout.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

im receiving preliminary reports that Chicago are the Yankees of tgirl baseball

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newfaceleste @acelestialbody.northsky.social · 19/09/2026

fierce debate over whether flogging molly are a pogueslike or a pogueslite

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Fear of Melissing Out @melissingout.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Fucking underground arts didn't list the show as 21+, I double checked and I was like OK chill I'm just taking the subway I'll travel light

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Fear of Melissing Out @melissingout.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

it is once again the freaking weeking babey!!!!

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Fear of Melissing Out @melissingout.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

what if the joker transitioned and became a high femme. gown prince of crime

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mattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 16/09/2026

i’m the first and only person to note this.

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Fear of Melissing Out @melissingout.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

scryo is my personality for the next 3 years

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Fear of Melissing Out @melissingout.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

what the fuck? two banger arts? FRA is goated. Btw.

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Fear of Melissing Out @melissingout.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

started a new job today! warehouse specialist at a pilates equipment manufacturer. My coworkers seem great and time will tell but the environment seems very adhd compatible

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Fear of Melissing Out @melissingout.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

get bird tattoo. open birds in sealed. 5-2 in the limited qualifier for 53rd

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yaoi gagarin @mel.bzky.team · 13/09/2026

its interesting how "this is the most important election of our lifetime" only ever translates into appeasing conservatives and never into Not Upsetting The Progressive Wing Without Whom You Consistently Lose Elections

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