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Twanald

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I just want to laugh with y’all.

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Kashana @kashana.blacksky.app · 5h
It turns out you can’t actually base an entire economy on skull measuring
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Twanald @doodoobrain.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Seems like an opportunity to update the phrase, “burning the candle at both ends” in a way that memorializes in our language just how much Trump rekt the economy.
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Meredith Shiner @meredithshiner.com · 23/09/2026
this administration illegally shut down federal agencies, impounded money from Congress, set up for-profit concentration camps and sent children there. They dismantled our public health infrastructure and children died of measles. Doing accountability for crimes against our Constitution is the work.
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Meredith Shiner @meredithshiner.com · 23/09/2026
I had not seen this clip where Tammy Duckworth advises Democrats to "not impeach anybody," "get back to work" and "allow" Donald Trump to "save face" and I would just like to remind the senator from IL that the federal government took 4,000 Chicagoans and murdered a 38-year-old father last fall.
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Qasim Rashid, Esq. @qasimrashid.com · 23/09/2026
EIon Musk’s Wealth 2009: $.6B 2026: $984B Jeff Bezos’s Wealth 2009: $6B 2026: $370B Mark Zuckerberg’s Wealth 2009: $.6B 2026: $256B Federal Minimum Wage 2009: $7.25 2023: $7.25 Billionaire tax rate: 8.2% Worker tax rate: 13% Pay workers. Tax & Abolish Billionaires. Save our economy & country.
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Nikki McCann Ramírez @nikkimcr.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Statement from Troy Jackson responding to ProPublica’s report on the FBI’s probe into alleged corruption by Maine Senator Susan Collins
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Twanald @doodoobrain.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Nice
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taormint.bsky.social @taormint.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
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Twanald @doodoobrain.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
There’s a bizarre contrarianism in the Democratic Party, where, if an idea catches on with the base it’s treated as presumptively unreasonable forever. Not even an effort to *appear* to be supportive. Politicians used to pander!
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Twanald @doodoobrain.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
You love to see it.
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Johnathan Perkins @johnathanperk.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
A lot of us hardly knew Charlie Kirk even existed, before he died.
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 11/09/2026
New in PN: The muted response to Trump 9/11 fantasy is a media failure "The words coming out of his mouth reveal a man completely deluded and awash in fictions of his own making. And as long as he’s surrounded by people who will let him live in that world, we’re all stuck in here with him."
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The muted response to Trump 9/11 fantasy is a media failure
It’s not “disputed.” He’s delusional.
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The New York Times @nytimes.com · 09/09/2026
Gov. Jim Pillen of Nebraska has aligned himself with President Trump’s anti-immigrant agenda. But for more than a decade, his hog business has employed undocumented laborers, The New York Times and The Flatwater Free Press found. nyti.ms/4h39V4B
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Twanald @doodoobrain.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
When will Nic Cage catch a break?
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Mehdi Hasan @mehdirhasan.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Hi Dems, don’t think that millions of Muslims - & not just Muslims but anti-racist liberal & leftist Americans - don’t hear the deafening silence from most of you as the Muslim Democratic mayor of New York is being smeared and attacked by the GOP and right-wing media over 9/11.
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Asawin Suebsaeng @swin24.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
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Starship Troopers: Carl Jenkins - It's Afraid
ALT: Starship Troopers: Carl Jenkins - It's Afraid
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Peter Morley ♿️ @petermorley.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
I'm going to KEEP talking about how Senator Rick Scott, the RICHEST man in all of Congress, DEFRAUDED Medicare & is trying to CUT Social Security. Will you join me?🤚
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Blue Virginia @bluevirginia.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
"Trump is scared. He knows Republicans are on track to lose in November. So instead of winning over voters, he’s trying to rig the rules in his party’s favor and sow enough doubt to call the election 'rigged' if they lose." - Rep. James Walkinshaw (D-VA11) bluevirginia.us/2026/09/thur...
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Max Kennerly @maxkennerly.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
I don't think it should be controversial to say, "we will not provide financial or military assistance to a country where the Minister of National Security brags about popping people's dreams of 'food' and 'education' then sending them to a prison where they are starved."
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ashley (ravens 2-1) 🌹 @clearlyashley.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
lot of folks have told me my confidence in supreme court expansion is unfounded. lemme show you how I see it. frankly, the Callais decision was justification enough. but I knew that wouldn’t be enough. so I waited and saw. and I saw this in the days and weeks following the decision:
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Schooley @schooley.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
The rare Lake America clown fish.
Trump faced clown fish.
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Twanald @doodoobrain.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
So, based on what we know about Trump’s rhetoric, he’s actually desperate to get out of Iran and would like to do so ASAP.
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Brandi Buchman @brandibuchman.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Watch it and share it.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 26/08/2026
Dolly Parton Troubled To Find God Illiterate theonion.com/dolly-parton-troubled-…
Dolly Parton Troubled To Find God Illiterate
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Carolyn Fiddler @cfidd.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
psst Grim Reaper
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Knocked Up: Alison Scott - Wrong One
Alt: Knocked Up: Alison Scott - Wrong One
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Niko Stratis @nikostratis.com · 25/08/2026
every "it's fun to be a contrarian" man better run and fucking hide today because no one's putting up with that shit
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Twanald @doodoobrain.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
This is it. This is the critical, foundational principle of our nation. If we won’t fight for that, then we can’t claim to be “the land of the free and the home of the brave.”
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Mark Jacob @markjacob.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
The NY Times writes that “Trump’s promises to restore fiscal order and reduce the amount of America’s debt burden have been hampered by spending on the Iran war, tax cuts and tariff refunds.” As if it’s just a run of bad luck instead of an ongoing con job against the American people.
U.S. Debt Hits $40 Trillion as America’s Borrowing Binge Continues
President Trump’s promises to restore fiscal order and reduce the amount of America’s debt burden have been hampered by spending on the Iran war, tax cuts and tariff refunds.
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Pé 🍺🧿 @forevernever.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
When they write that Brin may have to pay up to $13 billion under this law, it's malpractice to not point out that he lost $6.5 billion in wealth JUST TODAY because Alphabet stock is down by 3%.
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Sergey Brin
Sergey Brin is #2 on Forbes' 2026 America's Richest Immigrants list. Read more about Sergey Brin, their experience, their asset summary, and more here.
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Twanald @doodoobrain.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
They’re calling it OPERATION: MRS. DOUBTFIRE
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Twanald @doodoobrain.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
The GOP says “the deficit is so high!” so they laid off thousands of federal workers and cut both food and med aid for our kids. Meanwhile, they’re letting Trump spend hundreds of billions of our tax dollars *unchecked* on a ballroom, tax cuts for billionaires, a new AF1, an arch, the Iran quagmire…
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Twanald @doodoobrain.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Just make sure to build that wall strong enough to withstand the flood of federal dollars that flows into Alabama from the rest of the US each year because your state is chronically and historically mismanaged.
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Gabe Ortíz @tusk81.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
He sure loves spending your money.
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Protect Our Care @protectourcare.org · 04/08/2026
Sen. Kaine breaks down rural hospital closures following Republicans' $1 trillion cut to health care in their reconciliation bill last year.
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Greg Sargent @gregsargent.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Nothing?
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Shiv Ramdas Mens Rice Activist @nameshiv.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
there's a lot of things you could say that explain why someone is not fit for public office but "he cheats at a solo sport " should be all you ever need
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Mark Chadbourn @chadbourn.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
#Trumpflation price rises since the start of the year. Rice: +45% Cotton: +27% Wheat: +25% Wool: +21% Rubber: +20% Cheese: +16% Tea: +15% Sunflower oil: +15% Palm oil: +15% Lumber: +14% Soybeans: +13% (The Spectator Index)
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Twanald @doodoobrain.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
lol at this guy only just now realizing that he *might* be remembered as history’s shittiest president.
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Dr. Lucky Tran @luckytran.com · 30/07/2026
If they are concerned with COVID deaths at the start of the pandemic, how about organizing a hearing with the leader who was actually in charge at the time about what went wrong? Except they won’t because we all know that this isn’t remotely about concern for public health.
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Twanald @doodoobrain.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Nothing says, “we’re making America great again” like a slide deck chock full of AI slop.
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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
👀
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Daily Kos @dailykos.com · 29/07/2026
Comic ✍️: Solutions to problems that don’t exist by Drew Sheneman Get more comics in your inbox 👉️: signup.dailykos.com
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Ida B Wells' Winchester Rifle @dytsras.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Mind blown. Didn't even think to put two and two together. And Ida B Wells-Barnett is from Mississippi. It's like when we found out Sonya Massey is related to William Donnegan. Both from Springfield Illinois
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Max Berger @maxberger.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
It’s crazy to me this isn’t a daily refrain from Democrats.
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Hamilton Nolan @hamiltonnolan.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
It is kind of amazing that we have settled on a version of capitalism that leads us into a trash can due to a decision not to price in the public costs of private profits. www.hamiltonnolan.com/p/enshittifi...
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Enshittification Relies on Broken Economic Math
Pay no attention to the externalities behind the curtain.
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Joel S. @joelhs.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
I was angry that the Israeli govt was so quick to blame Mamdani for an unrelated antisemitic stabbing last week - even as they absolved Trump of responsibility for the 2018 Pittsburgh synagogue shooting, for which he was much more directly culpable. So I wrote about it. forward.com/opinion/8409...
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Israel's government doesn't want to protect American Jews. It wants to use us.
Leaders’ silence when the Tree of Life massacre followed Trump’s anti-immigration tirades speaks volumes about the current campaign to tie Mamdani to a violent attack.
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Christian Finnegan @christianfinnegan.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Keep this in mind when the media pretends to be aghast at the notion of expanding SCOTUS.
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Ida B Wells' Winchester Rifle @dytsras.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
One of the craziest things in American history happened once on July 27th. I wouldn't be surprised if you never heard it, but the story has everything and represents everything America is. But they'll never tell your kids. They sure didn't tell me 🧵
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🗽LOLGOP🗽 @lolgop.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Trump and the GOP gave the richest Americans alive more than $1,000,000,000,000 while starving 1.5 million kids.
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