Christian Finnegan @christianfinnegan.bsky.social · 15/10/2026My personal “locked room, no cameras“ top five: 5 Alex Karp 4 JD Vance 3 Don Jr 2 Elon 1 Stephen Miller 1100 0
Christian Finnegan @christianfinnegan.bsky.social · 14/10/2026Ferris Bueller sure put a lot of effort into avoiding the school where he was worshipped as a god. 2160 0
Christian Finnegan @christianfinnegan.bsky.social · 14/10/2026Knew I recognized that color scheme. 050 0
Christian Finnegan @christianfinnegan.bsky.social · 14/10/2026Would I watch a Kimberly Guilfoyle biopic? I think maybe yes? Maybe like a 3-part HBO thing? 210 0
Reposted by Christian FinneganBlue sky nice ghost @rajandelman.bsky.social · 14/10/2026Imagine someone inventing tap shoes today. They'd be killed 16936121 0
Christian Finnegan @christianfinnegan.bsky.social · 14/10/2026SAG-AFTRA’s Riyadh Comedy Festival 0141 0
Reposted by Christian FinneganMoira Donegan @moiradonegan.bsky.social · 10/10/2026I don’t think people outside of the Bay Area are aware of how strongly the tech sector’s love of eugenics is inflicted with a navel-gazing autistic supremacy. 25582124 0
Reposted by Christian FinneganKimmer @kvonyborg.bsky.social · 09/10/2026Come be a fly on the wall with @petedominick.bsky.social & @christianfinnegan.bsky.social right now LIVE! The best conversation you'll hear all day. #FinneganFriday www.youtube.com/live/D70P7pa...youtube.comChristian Finnegan explains it all to usYouTube video by Stand Up! With Pete 053 0
Christian Finnegan @christianfinnegan.bsky.social · 09/10/2026“Hi Mr. Secretary, thanks for taking my question. Are these investigations at all hampered by you clearly being an idiot?” 080 0
Christian Finnegan @christianfinnegan.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Jalen Brunson speaks like he’s in the very early stages of a sneeze. 040 0
Christian Finnegan @christianfinnegan.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Not necessarily my “favorites”, but a chronological list of nine albums that in some way altered my personality (for better or worse). 180 0
Christian Finnegan @christianfinnegan.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Just introduced myself to the greatest song of all time. This is the energy I need us all to be taking into the rest of 2026 youtu.be/zJWaWYdfSOM?...youtu.beWinningYouTube video by Russ Ballard - Topic 140 0
Reposted by Christian FinneganLarge Langhoulage Model @shawnfleek.com · 04/10/2026I will see and acknowledge your Drunken Master 2, @olufemiotaiwo.bsky.social , but for Marxist drama over slapstick I offer Kundo: Age of the Rampant, my favorite class parable in all of kung fu. youtu.be/Qu-A61BX8D0youtu.beBest Scene from KUNDO: Age of the RampantYouTube video by 빠쿠스텝 1254 0
Christian Finnegan @christianfinnegan.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Have we started calling this a “Britt take” yet? Seems like a no brainer. 3110 0
Reposted by Christian FinneganBriiiiiiaaaaannnnnssss!! @spocksbrian.worstpossible.world · 03/10/2026Getting ratioed to hell over there 473080236 0
Reposted by Christian FinneganDiedrich Bader @diedrichbader.bsky.social · 03/10/2026“This is for my boy Paul mthrfkr!” 914107707 0
Christian Finnegan @christianfinnegan.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Settle down, FB Marketplace. There's no such thing as "vintage Ikea". 051 0
Reposted by Christian Finneganmaura quint @mauraquint.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Yes every woman has been harassed, many assaulted. But every woman has also experienced invisible loss from moments she avoided harassment. She felt a space becoming unsafe, so she left, while men stayed on. And in leaving, she lost: opportunities, experiences, learning, promotions, even simply fun. 169188904735 0
Christian Finnegan @christianfinnegan.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Chris Hansen will return…in AVENGERS: DOOMSDAY 0100 0
Christian Finnegan @christianfinnegan.bsky.social · 26/09/2026These subway ads make it seem like Hans Zimmer is hosting SNL. Let’s make this happen, people. 1150 0
Christian Finnegan @christianfinnegan.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Plenty of squabbles with the NYT tv rankings. To that pile, I’ll add: it seems absurd to give equal weight to Chernobyl (excellent, 5 episodes) and 30 Rock (excellent, 138 episodes). 1130 0
Christian Finnegan @christianfinnegan.bsky.social · 25/09/2026“Perfect” is maybe a stretch, but it’s got at least ten fuck-yeah moments. 170 0
Reposted by Christian FinneganChristian Finnegan @christianfinnegan.bsky.social · 18/09/2026IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT I am shooting a new standup comedy “special” in NYC on Sunday 11/22. I would like you to be there. TIX: newyorkcomedyclub.com/calendar/Mid... 1154 0
Christian Finnegan @christianfinnegan.bsky.social · 18/09/2026IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT I am shooting a new standup comedy “special” in NYC on Sunday 11/22. I would like you to be there. TIX: newyorkcomedyclub.com/calendar/Mid... 1154 0
Christian Finnegan @christianfinnegan.bsky.social · 19/09/2026“Hey guys, check out mister Not Even Mentioned in Kokomo…” - Aruba, bullying Anguilla 0111 0
Christian Finnegan @christianfinnegan.bsky.social · 17/09/2026If you’ve been considering getting up in the middle of the night to go pee and then, in your sleepy state, stepping directly onto a thumbtack, I’m here to tell you: not as fun as it sounds. 1120 0
Christian Finnegan @christianfinnegan.bsky.social · 16/09/2026For someone with a heretofore irrational dislike of Ed Sheeran, today has been a meal. 1926815 0
Reposted by Christian FinneganPete Dominick @petedominick.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Never not good with @christianfinnegan.bsky.social 022 0
Christian Finnegan @christianfinnegan.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Enjoy being haunted by this drawing of my great great something-or-others. 250 0
Christian Finnegan @christianfinnegan.bsky.social · 14/09/2026The very kindest read on Legacy Media is that it wants to appear fair more than it wants to be fair. 0120 0
Christian Finnegan @christianfinnegan.bsky.social · 12/09/2026Share one of the most obscure TV shows you can think of! Monty (1994) 580 0
Christian Finnegan @christianfinnegan.bsky.social · 12/09/2026Ben Sheldon’s vibe is “nicest kid in school pretending to be the meanest kid in school” 241 0
Reposted by Christian FinneganMark Harris @markharris.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Agree, and I will add that Mamdani's sense of optics remains faultless as well. This handshake made Giuliani look diminished, deflated, even a little needy. The last Democratic politician who knew how to perform civility without warmth was Obama; it is very effective when done right. 643769 0
Christian Finnegan @christianfinnegan.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Twenty five years of never forgetting 030 0
Christian Finnegan @christianfinnegan.bsky.social · 08/09/2026Resolved: If you have anything to say about Hunter Biden other than “That guy needs to go away”, you’re a weirdo. 091 0
Christian Finnegan @christianfinnegan.bsky.social · 08/09/2026I like watching House Hunters and trying to figure out if the couples are hardcore MAGA or just Republicans. 140 0
Christian Finnegan @christianfinnegan.bsky.social · 06/09/2026Hi, I’m Christian Finnegan, comedian and music newsletter-ist. I live in Queens with a wife and two two dogs. At the very end of “We’re the Same”, instead of singing “Maybe it’s me, maybe it’s you”, I like that Matthew Sweet sings “Maybe it’s you…” and leaves it hanging there. 2161 0
Christian Finnegan @christianfinnegan.bsky.social · 06/09/2026This Bluesky popularity circle jerk reminds me of the final scene of BSG, where the Cylons wryly observe humanity repeating the same mistakes. 240 0
Christian Finnegan @christianfinnegan.bsky.social · 05/09/2026We love these things, don’t we folks? The way they flutter to the ground any time you turn the handle? Just the best. Definitely no better solution. 181 0
Christian Finnegan @christianfinnegan.bsky.social · 04/09/2026This guy put one bumper sticker on his car. Just one. And this is the one he chose. 490 0
Christian Finnegan @christianfinnegan.bsky.social · 02/09/2026If you describe something as “wrong on so many levels”, you should have to name at least three levels. 2170 0
Christian Finnegan @christianfinnegan.bsky.social · 02/09/2026What if you’re *already* showing ‘em what you got? 251 0