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Christian Finnegan

@christianfinnegan.bsky.social
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Christian Finnegan @christianfinnegan.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
My personal “locked room, no cameras“ top five: 5 Alex Karp 4 JD Vance 3 Don Jr 2 Elon 1 Stephen Miller
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Christian Finnegan @christianfinnegan.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Ferris Bueller sure put a lot of effort into avoiding the school where he was worshipped as a god.
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Christian Finnegan @christianfinnegan.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Knew I recognized that color scheme.
Wild Wild Country promo poster 
Joyful creepsOrgiastic creepsFinal boss creep Michael Tracey
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Christian Finnegan @christianfinnegan.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Would I watch a Kimberly Guilfoyle biopic? I think maybe yes? Maybe like a 3-part HBO thing?
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Blue sky nice ghost @rajandelman.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Imagine someone inventing tap shoes today. They'd be killed
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Christian Finnegan @christianfinnegan.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
SAG-AFTRA’s Riyadh Comedy Festival
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Moira Donegan @moiradonegan.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
I don’t think people outside of the Bay Area are aware of how strongly the tech sector’s love of eugenics is inflicted with a navel-gazing autistic supremacy.
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Kimmer @kvonyborg.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Come be a fly on the wall with @petedominick.bsky.social & @christianfinnegan.bsky.social right now LIVE! The best conversation you'll hear all day. #FinneganFriday www.youtube.com/live/D70P7pa...
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Christian Finnegan explains it all to us
YouTube video by Stand Up! With Pete
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Christian Finnegan @christianfinnegan.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
“Hi Mr. Secretary, thanks for taking my question. Are these investigations at all hampered by you clearly being an idiot?”
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Christian Finnegan @christianfinnegan.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
“Bean Dad had a point.”
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Christian Finnegan @christianfinnegan.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Jalen Brunson speaks like he’s in the very early stages of a sneeze.
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Christian Finnegan @christianfinnegan.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Not necessarily my “favorites”, but a chronological list of nine albums that in some way altered my personality (for better or worse).
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Christian Finnegan @christianfinnegan.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Just introduced myself to the greatest song of all time. This is the energy I need us all to be taking into the rest of 2026 youtu.be/zJWaWYdfSOM?...
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Winning
YouTube video by Russ Ballard - Topic
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Large Langhoulage Model @shawnfleek.com · 04/10/2026
I will see and acknowledge your Drunken Master 2, @olufemiotaiwo.bsky.social , but for Marxist drama over slapstick I offer Kundo: Age of the Rampant, my favorite class parable in all of kung fu. youtu.be/Qu-A61BX8D0
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Best Scene from KUNDO: Age of the Rampant
YouTube video by 빠쿠스텝
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Christian Finnegan @christianfinnegan.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Have we started calling this a “Britt take” yet? Seems like a no brainer.
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Briiiiiiaaaaannnnnssss!! @spocksbrian.worstpossible.world · 03/10/2026
Getting ratioed to hell over there
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Diedrich Bader @diedrichbader.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
“This is for my boy Paul mthrfkr!”
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Christian Finnegan @christianfinnegan.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Settle down, FB Marketplace. There's no such thing as "vintage Ikea".
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maura quint @mauraquint.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Yes every woman has been harassed, many assaulted. But every woman has also experienced invisible loss from moments she avoided harassment. She felt a space becoming unsafe, so she left, while men stayed on. And in leaving, she lost: opportunities, experiences, learning, promotions, even simply fun.
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Christian Finnegan @christianfinnegan.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Chris Hansen will return…in AVENGERS: DOOMSDAY
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Christian Finnegan @christianfinnegan.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
It's Billy from Purple Rain
Billy Sparks in his Academy Award winning role as the Billy the Club Owner
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Christian Finnegan @christianfinnegan.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
These subway ads make it seem like Hans Zimmer is hosting SNL. Let’s make this happen, people.
A poster advertising a live performance by renowned film composer Hans Zimmer, which is something people pay money for, I guess?
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Christian Finnegan @christianfinnegan.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Plenty of squabbles with the NYT tv rankings. To that pile, I’ll add: it seems absurd to give equal weight to Chernobyl (excellent, 5 episodes) and 30 Rock (excellent, 138 episodes).
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Christian Finnegan @christianfinnegan.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
“Perfect” is maybe a stretch, but it’s got at least ten fuck-yeah moments.
Doomsday (2018), directed by Neil Marshall
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Christian Finnegan @christianfinnegan.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Norwood Fisher
Norwood Fisher, of Fishbone
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Christian Finnegan @christianfinnegan.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT I am shooting a new standup comedy “special” in NYC on Sunday 11/22. I would like you to be there. TIX: newyorkcomedyclub.com/calendar/Mid...
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Christian Finnegan @christianfinnegan.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT I am shooting a new standup comedy “special” in NYC on Sunday 11/22. I would like you to be there. TIX: newyorkcomedyclub.com/calendar/Mid...
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Christian Finnegan @christianfinnegan.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
David Bowie as “the elephant man“
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Christian Finnegan @christianfinnegan.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
“Hey guys, check out mister Not Even Mentioned in Kokomo…” - Aruba, bullying Anguilla
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Christian Finnegan @christianfinnegan.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
If you’ve been considering getting up in the middle of the night to go pee and then, in your sleepy state, stepping directly onto a thumbtack, I’m here to tell you: not as fun as it sounds.
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Christian Finnegan @christianfinnegan.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
For someone with a heretofore irrational dislike of Ed Sheeran, today has been a meal.
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Pete Dominick @petedominick.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Never not good with @christianfinnegan.bsky.social
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Christian Finnegan @christianfinnegan.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Enjoy being haunted by this drawing of my great great something-or-others.
Southern gothic creeps
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Christian Finnegan @christianfinnegan.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
The very kindest read on Legacy Media is that it wants to appear fair more than it wants to be fair.
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Christian Finnegan @christianfinnegan.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Share one of the most obscure TV shows you can think of! Monty (1994)
The cast of Monty:
Henry Winkler
China Kanter
David Schwimmer
Kate Burton
David Krumholtz
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Christian Finnegan @christianfinnegan.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Ben Sheldon’s vibe is “nicest kid in school pretending to be the meanest kid in school”
Theater kid mean mugging
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Mark Harris @markharris.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Agree, and I will add that Mamdani's sense of optics remains faultless as well. This handshake made Giuliani look diminished, deflated, even a little needy. The last Democratic politician who knew how to perform civility without warmth was Obama; it is very effective when done right.
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Christian Finnegan @christianfinnegan.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Twenty five years of never forgetting
Twenty five years of never forgetting
Two and a half decades of shoes off,
Securing the homeland,
Seeing something, saying something

Twenty five years of calamity kitsch
Public domain grief to be revived
Whenever convenient
All motives, ends and means welcome
A bottomless candy bowl of poignancy
Available to the broken and also the breaking

Are we improved?
Where is that city now?
That New York of a sunny Tuesday morning,
At once beautiful and jumbled,
An artisanal metropolis visible only
Through poison dust and selective memory
A split in the timeline
Or an immutable badge of honor in this
Ancestral home of the ever-dropping shoe?

I will continue to love you, New York
In all your permutations, real and imagined
I love you enough not to fall for your bullshit
And also because of it
Meet me back here in another twenty five.
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Christian Finnegan @christianfinnegan.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Resolved: If you have anything to say about Hunter Biden other than “That guy needs to go away”, you’re a weirdo.
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Christian Finnegan @christianfinnegan.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
I like watching House Hunters and trying to figure out if the couples are hardcore MAGA or just Republicans.
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Christian Finnegan @christianfinnegan.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Published by Ye Olde Daily Wire.
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Christian Finnegan @christianfinnegan.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Hi, I’m Christian Finnegan, comedian and music newsletter-ist. I live in Queens with a wife and two two dogs. At the very end of “We’re the Same”, instead of singing “Maybe it’s me, maybe it’s you”, I like that Matthew Sweet sings “Maybe it’s you…” and leaves it hanging there.
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Christian Finnegan @christianfinnegan.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
This Bluesky popularity circle jerk reminds me of the final scene of BSG, where the Cylons wryly observe humanity repeating the same mistakes.
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Christian Finnegan @christianfinnegan.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
I’m the new Jan Brady!
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Christian Finnegan @christianfinnegan.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
We love these things, don’t we folks? The way they flutter to the ground any time you turn the handle? Just the best. Definitely no better solution.
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Christian Finnegan @christianfinnegan.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
This guy put one bumper sticker on his car. Just one. And this is the one he chose.
Prestigious bumper sticker: MY WINDOW IS DOWN BECAUSE I FARTED
Prestigious bumper sticker: MY WINDOW IS DOWN BECAUSE I FARTED
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Christian Finnegan @christianfinnegan.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
“…please…kill me…”
Depressing photo of a dingy teddy bear crammed into a van’s grillDepressing photo of a dingy teddy bear crammed into a van’s grill (close up)
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Christian Finnegan @christianfinnegan.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
“…please…kill me…”
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Christian Finnegan @christianfinnegan.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
If you describe something as “wrong on so many levels”, you should have to name at least three levels.
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Christian Finnegan @christianfinnegan.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
What if you’re *already* showing ‘em what you got?
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