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Twanald

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I just want to laugh with y’all.

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Twanald @doodoobrain.bsky.social · 17h
He’s so mad: A natural consequence of marinating in CSAM and Nazi piss over on X, the “everything no one else wants” app.
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Greg Beaman isn't afraid of having fun @historicbeaman.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Last year the City of Alexandria, Virginia hired me to research and write a scholarly report on the history of slavery, emancipation, and urban renewal centered on City Hall and Market Square. Today, the report becomes public! www.alexandriava.gov/historic-sit...
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City Hall and Market Square Block: Documentary Study
The Office of Historic Alexandria is preparing a detailed documentary study of the block prior to renovation of City Hall and Market Square.
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Jonathan Bernstein @jonathanbernstein.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Obviously isn't going to happen before unified Dem government, but the time to push for it is now and soon - Dems should be making DC statehood (and PR if they want it) a key plank in the democracy agenda and a litmus test for presidential candidates.
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Twanald @doodoobrain.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Him just doing the “but my wets” meme face, only it’s about how the bank won’t accept “I’m Superman” as collateral.
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David Cooper @davidbcooper.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I think we should meet Trump halfway and call it superficial intelligence.
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Drew Harwell @drewharwell.com · 09/10/2026
Hard to overstate how much Hegseth's execution stream mirrors the U.S. military's traditional description of ISIS propaganda: broadcast killings designed to send a message, strike fear and create a social media spectacle. Will almost certainly be repurposed by online terror cells
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Bethany Black @bethanyblack.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I won the Best Show at the Leicester Comedy Festival in 2023, I was unable to attend the award ceremony despite their increasingly obvious “you’ve won, so please turn up” emails because I had a colonoscopy booked for the same day
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NPR @npr.org · 09/10/2026
Christa Pike's botched execution in Tennessee was not the first to go wrong on Frank Strada's watch. Before he took charge of Tennessee's prisons, Strada oversaw three botched executions in Arizona. n.pr/4e4P0gD
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Drugs in jars, bags of cash: Tennessee ignored warnings from Arizona's botched executions
Christa Pike's botched execution in Tennessee was not the first to go wrong on Frank Strada's watch. Before he took charge of Tennessee's prisons, Strada oversaw three botched executions in Arizona.
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🍁Bayou Baddie.✨ @bangabee.blacksky.app · 09/10/2026
Some of y’all have never seen 2 girls, 1 cup & it shows.
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ProPublica @propublica.org · 09/10/2026
“There was zero plan, except causing pain,” said one U.N. official about the Trump administration’s decision to stop funding the group with no notice or communication. “And that is not forgivable.” (Published Dec. 2025)
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After Trump Officials Cut Food Aid to Kenya, Children Starved to Death
“Brutal and traumatizing”: Interviews and a trove of internal documents show government officials and aid workers desperately tried to warn Trump advisers about impending disaster and death.
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Twanald @doodoobrain.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Y’all wanna see a murder?
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Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @mayor.nyc.gov · 09/10/2026
This afternoon in Marble Hill, a New Yorker was shot by an ICE agent in a residential neighborhood. Early reports indicate agents surrounded him and a 5-year-old child in his car before firing multiple rounds. We believe the child was physically unharmed.

This is an unconscionable and incredibly serious situation. I have called the President; when we speak I will demand that he ends all ICE enforcement actions in our city. I will not stand by while ICE agents terrorize our communities.

Our thoughts are with the injured New Yorker and his family tonight. We are praying for his recovery.

Get ICE out of our neighborhoods. Get ICE out of our hospitals. Get ICE off our streets. Get ICE away from our children.

Abolish ICE.
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Jared Holt @jaredlholt.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
The term of art we use on our show is “website personality” but man is he mad that people don’t consider spending 20 hours a day name-searching yourself on social media apps “journalism”
Michael Tracey on X: These little Student Reporter shitheads call me an "online commentator" rather than "journalist" because they think they're the guardians of Serious Journalism after they took a huckster lawyer's civil complaint at face value and named a bunch of guys as gang rapistsMichael Tracey on X: Renowned CNN journalist @robpicheta refers to me as an "online personality," claiming I have gravely endangered Jane Doe. Funny, CNN otherwise has no problem using my journalistic material as a source. But when I report on a litigant in a civil action, I'm an "online personality"
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Defector @defector.com · 08/10/2026
A blue wave won't mean shit if the chumps get their way: defector.com/a-blue-wave-...
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A Blue Wave Won’t Mean Shit If The Chumps Get Their Way | Defector
Drew Magary’s Thursday Afternoon NFL Dick Joke Jamboroo runs every Thursday at Defector during the NFL season. Got something you wanna contribute? Email the Roo. You can also read Drew over…
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Timothy Burke @bubbaprog.xyz · 08/10/2026
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Twanald @doodoobrain.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Flu always hurts me more. But it seems to vary from person to person.
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Twanald @doodoobrain.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Why even have a kid then!? If they’re just going to offload routine bonding opportunities to AI, just get a dog.
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Twanald @doodoobrain.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Our VP cannot correctly define a word he uses all the time.
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Twanald @doodoobrain.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I agree with you. At the same time, I wonder if attacking “from the Left” makes Mamdani look more moderate? (Not that I think it’s anything he cares about.)
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Twanald @doodoobrain.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
The problem with the AI rollout is they focused on selling it to people who don’t actually need it to do all the rinky dink shit a person does every day. Instead, they should’ve started by working with the research community/academia, and government to develop use cases relevant to Humanity.
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Twanald @doodoobrain.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I’m actually curious why OpenAI and others didn’t have their AI’s work these problems sooner. Because THAT is actually how we should use AI. Not to summarize an email or make a shitty slide deck. Just crazy math; analyze James Webb telescope images; test various protein combos to develop new drugs…
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Twanald @doodoobrain.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Look man, I know I must’ve seen this stuff in a book before, but that would’ve been 25+ years ago. I don’t understand what’s happening or why anyone would ever need to use square roots. So, with that in mind, I think it’s cool AI is finally being used to do “all the math.”
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Twanald @doodoobrain.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Watched Freddie Jackson perform once for a private event: The 50th birthday for a person who owned several McDonalds franchise locations in the area. I was working a catering gig. Just sneaking booze and shrimp.
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Twanald @doodoobrain.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Yes. But a victory nonetheless for the niche community of grown adults who still love a good poop joke. And what a sweet prank to dupe the President into believing that jenkem is real and then watching him minimize the resulting “tragedy” because he thinks it’s gonna be good for crypto.
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Twanald @doodoobrain.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
The only way to make sandwich ordering easier would be to eliminate any choices.
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Twanald @doodoobrain.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
He’s so far gone that a confident conversation that hits all his triggers, he’ll be talking about whatever it was for days. “JENKEM. It’s the next big thing. They’re saying it’s gonna be as big—maybe even bigger than— fentanyl…not only in terms of death, but also profit.”
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Twanald @doodoobrain.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
My kingdom for anyone who can plant a seed in Trump’s brain about jenkem. Something like, “People are making this stuff out of human shit and selling it for a lot of money…usually using crypto. Sad thing is: a lot of kids are dying. They’re saying it might be the next fentanyl. But…”
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Twanald @doodoobrain.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
It’s giving “Russia, if you’re listening…”
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Twanald @doodoobrain.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Take down the posters...aaand there you have it: No more missing children.
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Twanald @doodoobrain.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Just spotted this loner at the Trump rally and it might be the saddest thing I’ve seen all day (and I’ve been home sick today looking at the INTERNET).
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Mississippi Free Press @mississippifreepress.org · 05/10/2026
OPINION: "This is why, yet again, I ask men to consider that y’all’s liberation is bound up in ours. The same things that will free us women and gender minorities of our chains will free you of yours as well," Laura Norton-Cruz writes. buff.ly/8wCRYEx
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Opinion | That Sydney Sweeney Novig Ad: What Harms Women Is Bad for Men, Too
Laura Norton-Cruz writes about Sydney Sweeney’s gambling advertisement for Novig and the harm it represents to both women and men.
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Twanald @doodoobrain.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
That is why Brazil is heading toward another President Bolsonaro. Lula has been doing all the same corruption, but make it “Left.”
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Twanald @doodoobrain.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
It’s very easy to do so, too! When my son and I play fight, we do so with “mutual consent.” In other words: If he wants to roughhouse, but I don’t, I tell him “Dad doesn’t consent to that right now.” We also emphasize respecting body boundaries (your own and others’) and the word “stop.”
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Bellingcat @bellingcat.com · 05/10/2026
We are aware of an individual using a UK number on Telegram and WhatsApp under the name “Antony Kevin” to seek assistance recruiting journalists and analysts working on Syria. They claim to work for Bellingcat, but do not. Please disregard requests from them and contact [contact@bellingcat.com].
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Twanald @doodoobrain.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
That Superdrag album is so good.
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Twanald @doodoobrain.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Without reading the proposed legislation, Sheldon’s description sounds like it might be an invitation for data center companies to argue whether or not infrastructure improvements were made specifically to accommodate them.
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Twanald @doodoobrain.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
He’s pushing the canard that Congress—an institution where Dems have 200+ reps, most with a JD—can only do one thing at a time. This guy oozes radioactive loser vibes. Just get a different job, dude. No one wants your rich ass anywhere near politics.
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Twanald @doodoobrain.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I work in a technical environment, so I keep my eyes and ears “open” to learning about use cases that might be applicable/helpful for me at work. But I’m only seeing a) highly technical use cases; b) lazy-ass BS (e.g., “summarize this email” or “give me a daily run down based on my calendar”).
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Twanald @doodoobrain.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Aren’t these the same guys who were denouncing humanities degrees as useless just a year ago? Now they’re thirsting for validation from humanities professors…
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Twanald @doodoobrain.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I know he doesn’t admit it here per se, but he responds to the question by faking audio issues. So, that means Michael Tracey is definitely being PAID by *someone* to attack and impugn survivors sexual abuse. Calling him a roach would be an insult to roaches.
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Tara Palmeri @tarapalmeri.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Michael Tracey claims he's outed the Cornell 7 Jane Doe. He's spent a year going after Epstein survivors. I asked him on TV who's paying him. Watch. More at tarapalmeri.com
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Anonymous @youranoncentral.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
ICE's expansion became a multibillion-dollar business: CoreCivic sold four facilities to DHS for $2.2B, GEO won major contracts, while Trump's investment accounts traded detention contractors and held stakes in firms benefiting from ICE spending.
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CoreCivic sold DHS two detention centres for $1.47 billion and kept the contracts to run them. Trump's accounts traded prison stock 29 times
ICE spent more than $2.5 billion on warehouses and jails since Dec 2025 without projecting their running costs beyond three years. Seven of the warehouses cost $707 million, have never held a detainee...
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George Pearkes @peark.es · 01/10/2026
Human beings became the apex predator on this planet for one (1) reason: we work together better than any other species that has ever existed. That's why primates were so successful and that's why humans emerged as the primate that stands so far above the rest.
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Twanald @doodoobrain.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Conservatives harbor this incoherent belief that the post office, VA, DMV, etc. are supposed to be RuN LiKe A bUsiNeSs and turn a profit. Like…what? They’re always whining about the post office “operating in the red” and it’s the most myopic, thoughtless view.
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Twanald @doodoobrain.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I can smell this picture. 🤢
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Twanald @doodoobrain.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Seems like an opportunity to update the phrase, “burning the candle at both ends” in a way that memorializes in our language just how much Trump rekt the economy.
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Twanald @doodoobrain.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I also did this as a youth: you “mid-size” an influential artist. It made me jealous that others were enjoying something I was too ignorant (in some cases) to appreciate. So I wanted them to think I just didn’t care for it at all.
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Twanald @doodoobrain.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Just called my Senator (Warner) and his staff said, “Mr. Warner’s track record is 2 yes votes in both of Trump’s impeachment trials. So, all I can tell you at this time is that if the Senate hears another impeachment trial against Trump, Mr. Warner will listen to the evidence and vote accordingly.“
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Meredith Shiner @meredithshiner.com · 23/09/2026
this administration illegally shut down federal agencies, impounded money from Congress, set up for-profit concentration camps and sent children there. They dismantled our public health infrastructure and children died of measles. Doing accountability for crimes against our Constitution is the work.
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