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Donutbarn

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The world's least popular Zootopia fanfic writer. Born in the 1900s. Avatar and banner by @rickjpg.bsky.social

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Donutbarn @donutbarn.org · 08/10/2026
"Nick and Judy better kiss"
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Jess Fink🍉🌈 @jessfink.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
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A 7 panel comic by the artist. First panel: The artist is running from a distance towards a group of people playing basketball in the park. The artist is holding a pumpkin above their head and screaming "AAAAAAAAA". Second panel: The artist has leapt up and is in position to slam dunk the pumpkin into the basketball hoop. Panel three: the pumpkin splatters violently against the backboard of the basketball hoop, sending orange pumpkin goop everywhere. Panel four: the players stand staring, covered in pumpkin goop and shocked. Panel five: the artist stares at them wide-eyed, also covered in the goop and says "it's October FIRST". Their hand reaches towards their face. Panel six: the artist rips off their own face like a rubber mask to reveal a skeleton beneath. Panel 7: the group of players stand shocked and horrified, watching as the skeleton falls to the ground in a pile of bones, the sound effects says "CLATTER".
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Donutbarn @donutbarn.org · 21/09/2026
This explains why upper and middle managers think technical work can be AI-automated -- they don't understand what's actually being done.
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Donutbarn @donutbarn.org · 02/09/2026
DF was acquired by Microsoft, then cut loose recently. They've made great games, including Psychonauts, Costume Quest, Brutal Legend, and so on. Take a look at their catalog and consider buying some, there's something for every taste. (Also see their posts about the Amnesia Fortnight event!)
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FT @fucktheory.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Imagine being talented and beautiful and rich and famous and still the most noteworthy thing about you is how good a person you are.
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Donutbarn @donutbarn.org · 19/08/2026
Wow, I'm really excited for some of these new cast members. Can't wait for season two!
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Donutbarn @donutbarn.org · 19/08/2026
No wonder the right hates this guy. He allocates money to public works, he admits when he's wrong, and he listens to the people.
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Donutbarn @donutbarn.org · 16/08/2026
I don't cross-post very often, but I typed up a closer look at the recent D23 announcement of Zootopia 3. It's on Tumblr, though, so abandon all hope ye who click the link. www.tumblr.com/dbarn/825126...
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💬 0  🔁 0  ❤️ 3 · Okay, you know what? It's been a while since I did one of these, so I'mma overanalyze the Z3 announcement video. (Very long, image-heavy stuff under the cut, along with some spoil…
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Donutbarn @donutbarn.org · 15/08/2026
Announced with no estimated release date, so I'm gonna guess 2030 at the very earliest.
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Donutbarn @donutbarn.org · 14/08/2026
Post a meme made by you
Headline: "Ted Cruz accuses new Barbie movie of 'pushing Chinese propaganda'"

Drake meme (sorry): Drake is turning his head away with a repulsed expression and holding up one hand as if to ward off some horrible sight; block letters proclaim him to be the GOP. What is he recoiling from? Two words in a plain typeface on a white background: "Nine dashes."

Drake is smiling and pointing happily; block letters reaffirm that he still represents the GOP. What has cheered him up so much? Again, two words on a white background; this time, however, it is "Fourteen words".

This is in response to another fake-outrage culture-war bullshit story back when people remembered who Ted Cruz was. Apologies for the obscurity.
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Smooth Dunk @smoothdunk2.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
4 panel comic

Panel 1:
A post from “kavishj9611” that reads: 

“All the people who are anti-Al or want to slow Al progress, I have one question:
If Al disappeared tomorrow, could you still get through an entire workday without ChatGPT, Claude, or any other
Al tool?
Imagine Al was suddenly banned.
Would you actually be willing to give it up?”

Panel 2:
And Orange Guy and a Pink Guy are standing in a room that has two pipes in it. Both pipes are pumping raw sewage into the room. The characters are waist deep in it.
Orange Guy says smugly “Ok Mr “I don’t want to be in a room that’s filling up with raw sewage” let me ask you this”

Panel 3:
The sewage has reached their chests. Pink Guy is gagging. Orange Guy smugly continues “If all this sewage disappeared right now, could you get through the day without it?”

Panel 4:
The sewage is almost up to their eyeballs. Orange Guys says “Look at that shit floating past your face. Are you willing to give that up?”
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Donutbarn @donutbarn.org · 05/08/2026
I admit, with some shame, that I used genAI a handful of times when it was relatively new, out of curiosity. Once that curiosity was satisfied, I have not used it again. So yeah, I would be able to get through any given day without it and would be fine giving it up altogether.
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ButtPoems @buttpoems.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Comic about the dangers of living in LA
6 panel comic titled “You won’t believe what happens.”
 
A man is lying on the ground, with blood coming from his neck like he was bitten by a vampire 

2 other guys are trying to help him 

Panel 1 
Guy 1 - What happened?
Guy 2 - He got bitten by a content creator.

Panel 2
Guy 1 aSir, can you hear me?
Bitten guy - Before I tell you that I need to tell you a long story about myself

Panel 3
Guy 2- This is bad he’s already optimizing retention
Bitten guy - wait!

Panel 4
Bitten guy- First, let me tell you about square space

We see his eyes beginning to close 

Panel 5
Bitten Guy- Use the promo code that’s a lot of blood

Panel 6
We see the bitten guy is lying in a pool of blood

Guy 1 - is he going to die?
Guy 2 - Unfortunately, no
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ButtPoems @buttpoems.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
🆒 comic
4 panel comic of two guys talking —
👨‍🦰- your problem is you overthink everything 
👨‍🦲 - really? I assumed it was being born into an economic system that removes my humanity and grinds profit out of my suffering 
👨‍🦰- wow so many words
👨‍🦲- but do you agree?
👨‍🦰- man, I ain’t reading all that
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John Allison @badmachinery.com · 10/07/2026
New York London Paris Munich Everybody's talking bout SNOKE'S TUNIC
Snoke from Star Wars
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Adam Sternbergh @sternbergh.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
Mamdani giving a speech at the Knicks victory parade and Obama giving a speech at the opening of his Presidential Library on the same day is the BARBENHEIMER of oratory, it's MAMBAMA
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MadMarvin @marvinm.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
Hi, we saw you from across the bar, and we'd like to give you health care.
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Donutbarn @donutbarn.org · 27/05/2026
I would absolutely love it if every single artist mentioned in the announcement separately posted "uh no we aren't"
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Smooth Dunk @smoothdunk2.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
tv shows reeling nazis in like
3 panel comic done in the style of a Roadrunner cartoon

Panel 1: 4 stupid little Nazis are standing around a sign that says “Fascism”
They are all super excited about the fascism they are about to witness.

Panel 2: A large shadow is suddenly cast over them. They all look up.

Panel 3: A huge boulder labelled SATIRE lands on them. Crushing them all to death
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Scott Edelman @scottedelman.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
Terry Pratchett bears witness at the American Visionary Art Museum.
Photo of the top of a wall which contains the writing:

Evil begins when you begin to treat people as things.
— Terry Pratchett

The words appear just over what seems to be a horizontal line with blips showing a heartbeat. The line is blue against a black wall.

Below that are thin slivers of the tops of paintings.
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Donutbarn @donutbarn.org · 09/05/2026
This also applies to at least one writer I know (me)
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Hi I'm Nemo @itsnemo.bsky.social · 12/10/2023
I feel like this should explain everything
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c.e. chant/hades 💀🐊 💬 too many comics @portaltohades.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
Screenshot of mobile bsky not loading Screenshot of Lord of the Rings. The main character says "All right, then. Keep your secrets."
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They Might Be Giants @tmbg.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
was once New Amsterdam.
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Dinosaur Comics! @qwantz.com · 10/04/2026
and when you throw in a "pretend relationship" tag for the dlc? whoa mamma qwantz.com/index.php?co...
T-Rex: There are certain genres that fan fiction hits more than most! We're all familiar with taking existing characters and, oh I don't know...

T-Rex: ...putting them in an ALTERNATE UNIVERSE where they all work in a COFFEE SHOP??T-Rex: But there's also Hurt/Comfort, where you take existing characters, hurt one, and then - THEN - another character comforts them.
Dromiceiomimus: Wow! Is there Hurt/No Comfort?
T-Rex: Yes!
T-Rex: You SICKO!!Utahraptor: And you mention this because...?
T-Rex: Because we should swap!

T-Rex: Fan fiction and video games should SWITCHAROO their genres for a bit - it'd freshen BOTH up! I'd love a Saved By The Bell real-time strategy story, or play a coffee shop hurt/comfort version of Wii Sports. Let's do it! Let's better ourselves AND elevate art by swapping commonly used genres!Narrator: LATER:
T-Rex: Call of Duty got WAY more interesting when it shifted to "pining, angst, enemies to lovers, slowburn, touch starved" tags.
Off panel: Honestly, I could NOT agree more.
T-Rex: It is a fully objective improvement!
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They Might Be Giants @tmbg.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
April 14 The World Is to Dig arrives. Pre-order now at TMBGshop for vinyl, cassette or CD or instant download and receive it all before the corporate streamers. If anybody is still making 8 tracks, make yourself known!
A photo of CDs of The World Is to Dig
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Donutbarn @donutbarn.org · 05/04/2026
I try to pay attention, really I do. But sometimes Herbie Hancock's "Rockit" will be playing on an endless loop in my head and there is nothing I can do about it.
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Ariel Edwards-Levy @aedwardslevy.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
as a reminder, this listserv exists to be used solely for the purpose of new raptor identification, which is why it is called the add hawk committee
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Donutbarn @donutbarn.org · 16/03/2026
Hooray for "They Are Possibly Elephants" in the background @tmbg.bsky.social #tmbg
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Donutbarn @donutbarn.org · 13/03/2026
You know, everything is great, and then one day in your thirties you miss a few hours of sleep and never recover
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당블 @carrotberry217.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
#wildehopps
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Donutbarn @donutbarn.org · 07/03/2026
#pawbert
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🐺 A S K Y 🐺 @askalin097.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
10th anniversary, Zootopia🥳🎆🎇🐰🦊 #Zootopia #Zootopiafanart #zootop10collab
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Joaquín Baldwin @joabaldwin.com · 04/03/2026
Today marks 10 years since #Zootopia came out! Celebrate with terrible zotoopopea art.
Crude drawing of juby and mick that says "happy 10 year aidversery zotoopopea", where the 10 is blue and kinda resembles garby di'sneyk
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당블 @carrotberry217.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
#Zootopia 🎉Happy 10th Anniversary🎉🦊🐰
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タカツマ🍊 @takatmaorange.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
#ズートピアスクリーンデビュー #zootopia 10周年おめでとう〜!これからの活躍も楽しみにしてるよ☺️🥕🕶️
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Donutbarn @donutbarn.org · 27/02/2026
I keep forgetting to mention my writing here. An ongoing project is They Might Be WildeHopps, a mashup of Zootopia fluff and @tmbg.bsky.social song titles. 32nd short story in the collection just posted. archiveofourown.org/works/723138... #tmbg #fanfiction #zootopia #wildehopps #ao3
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They Might Be WildeHopps - Chapter 1 - donutbarn - Zootopia (Disney Movies) [Archive of Our Own]
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
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MꙬse Allain @mooseallain.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
The more I hear about inverse proportion, the less I like it.
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Donutbarn @donutbarn.org · 25/02/2026
Thinking now of potentially funnier notations: "His handle" "His fursona" "His name, I GUESS"
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John Scalzi @scalzi.com · 24/02/2026
Also the Gen Z remake of "The Love Boat" will be called "The Ship Ship"
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Donutbarn @donutbarn.org · 23/02/2026
Solver involves several characters from John Allison's past works, such as Bad Machinery (which was itself a spin-off/follow-up to Scary Go Round). If you like quirky webcomics and haven't been following his work lately, by all means check it out at the links below.
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Mr. Tyler CroOoOoOoOok @mrtylercrook.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
Let me get this straight, you can't run Windows 10 anymore but Windows 11 won't work on computers past a certain age because of all the a.i stuff. So you have to upgrade to a new computer in order to run Windows 11 but because of the a.i. they are no longer selling RAM or hard drives to end users.
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Donutbarn @donutbarn.org · 17/02/2026
I love carrotberry's work, and this is a really cute scenario.
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Donutbarn @donutbarn.org · 13/02/2026
Kinda weird, isn't it, that even the right-leaning parts of Europe can pull their heads out of their collective asses before the allegedly "left" party in the US
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kyatt7 @kyatt7.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
if you're in line at the nitro canceller, STAY IN LINE
screenshot of discord's Confirm cancellation screen, reporting that "Something went wrong while processing your request" for some reason.
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Donutbarn @donutbarn.org · 09/02/2026
One of the last vaguely usable platforms is about to become significantly more enshittified.
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Smooth Dunk @smoothdunk2.bsky.social · 14/03/2025
when you say “duhh ai writing is good actually” you’re the yellow guy. this is u
4 panel comic

Panel 1: Pink Guy holds up a stack of paper and says: I’m a writer, could you read my manuscript?
Yellow Guy, walking dismissively out of shot: gross no

Panel 2: Robot moves into shot. A panel in its stomach is full of scraps of text.
Robot snatches manuscript from pink guy and says: Gimmie that

Panel 3: Robot stuffs manuscript into its mouth

Panel 4: Robot bends over and proceeds to shoot a sludge of disgusting paper mulch into Yellow Guy’s smiling open mouth
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Organization for Transformative Works @transformativeworks.org · 06/02/2026
#AO3 has reached 10 million registered users! Celebrate with us by participating in our commenting themed bingo at otw-news.org/yckpz294
10 Million Users!10 Million AO3 Users Commenting Bingo 2026
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