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The world's least popular Zootopia fanfic writer. Born in the 1900s. Avatar and banner by @rickjpg.bsky.social

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Donutbarn @donutbarn.org · 14/08/2026
Post a meme made by you
Headline: "Ted Cruz accuses new Barbie movie of 'pushing Chinese propaganda'"

Drake meme (sorry): Drake is turning his head away with a repulsed expression and holding up one hand as if to ward off some horrible sight; block letters proclaim him to be the GOP. What is he recoiling from? Two words in a plain typeface on a white background: "Nine dashes."

Drake is smiling and pointing happily; block letters reaffirm that he still represents the GOP. What has cheered him up so much? Again, two words on a white background; this time, however, it is "Fourteen words".

This is in response to another fake-outrage culture-war bullshit story back when people remembered who Ted Cruz was. Apologies for the obscurity.
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Donutbarn @donutbarn.org · 15/12/2025
If you see this, we IMPLORE YOU to post a picture from whatever device you're using without explanation.
A drawing of Nick Wilde from Zootopia. He is wearing wraparound protective glasses and a t-shirt. His eyebrows are cocked and he is looking out of the corner of his eye and saying, "That's a weird thing to know a lot about."
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Donutbarn @donutbarn.org · 25/11/2025
IT'S HAPPENING
A ticket for Zootopia 2, showing November 25th at 2:00 pm
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Donutbarn @donutbarn.org · 22/10/2025
Had a blast watching @tmbg.bsky.social last night at the Madison in Covington. Will do my best to catch them on their next pass.
The band They Might Be Giants on a small stage. John Flansburgh on guitar is on the far left, the Tricerachops Horns (Dan Levine, Mark Pender, and Stan Harrison) are in the back, Danny Weinkoff on bass at the far right. Marty Beller on drums, John Linnell seated in the front at a keyboard, and Dan Miller in front of the horns on guitar. A video screen at the back shows a live closeup of the horn players, and the entire stage is bathed in bright white light. They Might Be Giants on a small stage. The Tricerachops are on the left (Dan Levine playing trombone, Mark Pender playing trumpet, and Stan Harrison playing saxophone); John Linnell is on keyboard on the right; John Flansburgh on guitar is behind and to the right of Linnell; Danny Weinkauf is behind Flans; poor Marty Beller is nearly hidden in the back amidst his drums. The stage is bathed in red, orange, and purple lights.
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Donutbarn @donutbarn.org · 17/10/2025
Just in case you weren't aware, here's a quick and easy block.
A screenshot of the Bsky account "@whitehouse-47.bsky.social", which appears to have been "verified" (since it has a blue checkmark after the name).
Presumably an "official" account representing the Trump White House. Block aggressively.
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Donutbarn @donutbarn.org · 16/10/2025
Whoever was in charge of the graphic design of these cooking instructions: I hate you and my old, failing eyes hate you.
Cooking instructions, written in a small, narrow font and printed in light brown ink on a slightly lighter brown background. It is almost unreadable to anyone who does not have twenty-year-old eyes with perfect vision.
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Donutbarn @donutbarn.org · 14/09/2025
We need more positivity. Quote this with a funny reaction meme you haven't found an opportunity to post yet.
A panel from oglaf.com where a slightly-bored looking old man wearing a headdress with a red "downvote" icon says "I'm not interested in proving you wrong, just in shutting you up"
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Donutbarn @donutbarn.org · 11/09/2025
Guys, does anyone else find it odd that *Russian* officials are sending ominous words of condolence about Charlie Kirk's death? Also, "by supporting Ukraine, they're supporting murderers"? The irony is so enormous, you have to back up to see it.
Russian officials condemned the killing of Kirk and praised his support for the country.
Dmitry Medvedev, deputy chairman of Russia's Security Council and a former president, blamed "a variety of left-wing liberal scum" supportive of Ukraine for the killing of Kirk.
"Who's next? Maybe it's time for the MAGA team to realize that by supporting Ukraine, they're supporting murderers," he said on X.
Kirk was known for his "positive statements about Russia and calls for dialogue," Kirill Dmietriev, Russian President Vladimir Putin's envoy, wrote on Telegram.
"This event is significant not only for American politics, but also for the entire world: an assassination attempt on a person who advocates for common sense and against hysteria shows the depth of the split in the United States," Dmitriev said.
Alexei Pushkov, a senator in the Federation Council, said on Telegram that the killing was reminiscent of the assassination attempt on President Donald Trump, saying Kirk's death was possibly a warning to the president.
"This is a clear message to all prominent figures in America public and political life who hold similar views and are not afraid to bring them to the masses. And the main addressee is probably the U.S. President. A warning to Trump?" he wrote.
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Donutbarn @donutbarn.org · 10/09/2025
Friendly advice to all
A capture of the Bluesky content filters controls, with options to show, warn, or hide for several categories. In this picture, "warn" is selected for adult content (explicit sexual images), sexually suggestive (not including nudity), and non-sexual nudity (e.g. artistic nudes), and "hide" has been selected for graphic media (explicit or potentially disturbing media).
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Donutbarn @donutbarn.org · 31/08/2025
For no particular reason, have some @tmbg.bsky.social
(Lyrics from They Might Be Giants' song, "Kiss Me, Son of God")
I built a little empire out of some crazy garbage
Called the blood of the exploited working class
But they've overcome their shyness
Now they're calling me Your Highness
And a world screams, "Kiss me, Son of God"

I destroyed a bond of friendship and respect
Between the only people left who'd even look me in the eye
Now I laugh and make a fortune
Off the same ones that I tortured
And a world screams, "Kiss me, Son of God"

I look like Jesus, so they say
But Mr. Jesus is very far away
Now you're the only one here who can tell me if it's true
That you love me and I love me

I built a little empire out of some crazy garbage
Called the blood of the exploited working class
But they've overcome their shyness
Now they're calling me Your Highness
And a world screams, "Kiss me, Son of God"
Yes a world screams, "Kiss me, Son of God"
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Donutbarn @donutbarn.org · 30/08/2025
The old faithful "I guess" meme from gunshow (white guy with crewcut stands with his arms folded, looking unhappy; he then throws his arms in the air and shouts "I GUESS")
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Donutbarn @donutbarn.org · 23/08/2025
If you see this I IMPLORE you to post a picture from whatever device you’re using without explanation.
A sign that has been nearly completely swallowed by some sort of hedge or shrubbery. The sign is white with a red border, and the only visible word on it is "NO" (which is also in red).
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Donutbarn @donutbarn.org · 21/08/2025
"Bro, Newsom is so awesome, using AI images to mock Trump"
An image from Frank Miller's graphic novel Batman: The Dark Knight Returns. Batman is shown grimacing and breaking a firearm in half. He says, "THIS is the weapon of the ENEMY. We do not NEED it. We will not USE it."
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Donutbarn @donutbarn.org · 18/08/2025
Wow, now that's good post synchronicity there
A screenshot of two consecutive Bsky posts: the earlier one (on the bottom) says "Sorry if you can't draw, but that doesn't make it okay to fuck up everything for those of us who can. I'm shit at football but I don't think we should replace all footballers with robots."
The later post contains a link to a story about how Colin Kaepernick (a former NFL player) is starting up an "AI-powered" comics publishing company against the protests of artists.
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Donutbarn @donutbarn.org · 15/08/2025
The shortest description of the theory of evolution:
A news headline that reads "Hiker picks up rattlesnake, gets bitten, dies"
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Donutbarn @donutbarn.org · 03/08/2025
I have eaten
the jar of olives
that were in
the refrigerator door
and which
you probably would have
warned me
against eating
Forgive me
they were delicious
and I have
no self control
oh god I feel sick
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Donutbarn @donutbarn.org · 03/08/2025
Advertise your account with a gif.
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Donutbarn @donutbarn.org · 31/07/2025
There is a lot to unpack in that new Zootopia 2 trailer, but one of my favorite glimpses is what I am calling "Waffle House Judy"
Judy Hopps from the trailer for Zootopia 2. She is an anthropomorphic gray rabbit with purple eyes. She is wearing a pink tank-top with "don't worry be hoppy" in purple and striped purple yoga pants. Her ears are "done up" in a pink scrunchy. She is driving a hot pink car while talking into a walkie-talkie balanced between her arm and her cheek.
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Donutbarn @donutbarn.org · 23/07/2025
If you have one or more of these tags on your profile, I will not follow you, no matter what excuses you offer
A set of Bluesky profile tags that include:
Brianna Wu Follower
JD Vance Follower
Jonathan Chait Follower
Matthew Stoller Follower
Matt Yglesias Follower
AI Avatar or Banner
User - Occasional AI Imagery
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Donutbarn @donutbarn.org · 20/07/2025
I keep getting unsolicited texts like this one. There’s a 99.99% chance these are just phishing bait, for a number of reasons.
A suspicious text that allegedly describes a job opportunity. One reason it seems suspicious is that it starts out repeating “I’m Wendy from Indeed’s Human Resources team”.
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Donutbarn @donutbarn.org · 19/07/2025
Absolutely no question which one I am
A detail from a 1796 line illustration titled "Imps." This is a bald, chubby, naked little fellow with undersized bat-wings. He is also crying, with one hand hanging to his side and the other wiping at his tears.
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Donutbarn @donutbarn.org · 18/07/2025
As a lifelong self-acknowledged Mackie type, I appreciated this passage from When the Moon Hits Your Eye by @scalzi.com: (Context: a teenager has just described the Erfurt Latrine Disaster of 1184, in which several dozen nobles died after a floor collapsed, dropping them into a pit of excrement.)
An excerpt from When the Moon Hits Your Eye, by John Scalzi:

"How do you know this?" Lisa asked.
"How could I not know this?" Cyrus said.
"I mean... it's more of a Mackie thing."
"I resent that," Mackie said. "And also, that's correct."
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Donutbarn @donutbarn.org · 15/07/2025
Two grayscale panels from KC Green's webcomic "Gunshow". The first shows a white man with short, spiky hair wearing a long-sleeved button-down shirt and tie. His arms are folded and he has an expression of frustration, eyebrows lowered and mouth in a grimace. In the second panel, the same man throws his hands up in the air and shouts "I GUESS" in resignation.
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Donutbarn @donutbarn.org · 09/07/2025
I mean, yes, solidly a nerd, but... is goth really the logical opposite of prep? Does anyone actually use "prep/goth" labels anymore? www.idrlabs.com/jock-nerd-pr...
The results of Barney taking the IDR Jock-Nerd/Prep-Goth test; it says "You are 37.3% Goth, 50.9% Nerd, placing you in the LARP category." A graph shows a dot in the lower-right ninth of a three-by-three grid; the horizontal axis shows "Prep" on the left side and "Goth" on the right, and the vertical axis displays "Jock" at the top and "Nerd" at the bottom. The dot is very close to the left border of its sector and relatively close to the top of its sector.
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Donutbarn @donutbarn.org · 27/06/2025
If you see this, post an image you saved cause it made you laugh
A freeze frame of Slappy the Squirrel from Animaniacs. She is an old gray squirrel wearing a small green hat with a yellow flower dangling in front of her face. She is gesturing with her arms out and saying, "What do you want, a modern reference? I'm old."

Same, Slappy. Same.
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Donutbarn @donutbarn.org · 14/06/2025
Compare: Animaniacs from 1993
A screen capture from "Taming of the Screwy", the fifth episode of the first season of Animaniacs from 1993. It shows a bald, bespectacled man (Dr. Otto Scratchansniff, the Warner Bros. "studio psychiatrist") standing next to a caricature of Michael Keaton dressed as Batman (from the 1989 movie).
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Donutbarn @donutbarn.org · 08/06/2025
It can be pricey, but I love the extras like this.
A silver medallion/coin. Around the outer edge, it says “TMBG INSTANT FAN CLUB 2020 SUPER-PRESIDENT”. In the center is a triangle containing the words “THEY MIGHT BE GIANTS”, and along the edges of the triangle are the words MELODY, FIDELITY, and QUANTITY.
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Donutbarn @donutbarn.org · 07/06/2025
Or, indeed, a basic grasp on reality
"The Republican Party has never been united like this before. It's never been. It's actually more so than it was three days ago," Trump said.
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Donutbarn @donutbarn.org · 07/06/2025
And also has no sense of irony whatsoever.
Trump also accused Musk of being "disrespectful to the office of the President."

"I think it's a very bad thing, because he's very disrespectful. You could not disrespect the office of the President," he added.
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Donutbarn @donutbarn.org · 07/06/2025
Periodic reminder that this administration claims to be all about freedom.
President Donald Trump on Saturday said there would be "serious consequences" if tech mogul Elon Musk funds Democratic candidates to run against Republicans who vote in favor of the GOP's sweeping budget bill.

"If he does, he'll have to pay the consequences for that," Trump told NBC News in a phone interview, but declined to share what those consequences would be.
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Donutbarn @donutbarn.org · 07/06/2025
Follow me for more expertly edited stolen memes
A chubby white cat with orange highlights labeled "The sentence in my mind". He looks somewhat alarmed. This may be because there is a cake on the table in front of him that is obviously intended to look like him, but the resemblance is faint. The cake is labeled "Literally the same sentence when I try to write it down."

Meme was stolen from imgur, no attribution given. So I stole it again and worked my graphic design magic on it.
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Donutbarn @donutbarn.org · 14/05/2025
Completely coincidental, I'm sure. I mean, you can't blame a guy for arson just because he owns fifty thousands lighters, is constantly chanting "burn them all" and has been convicted of arson repeatedly in the past.
A headline from nbcnews.com: "Elon Musk's AI chatbot Grok brings up South African 'white genocide' claims in responses to unrelated questions"
A subheadline reads: "In replies to posts unrelated to South Africa, Grok repeatedly responded with text discussing 'white genocide' in the country."
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Donutbarn @donutbarn.org · 25/04/2025
Without downloading pics, where are you mentally?
A sticker placed on a PC tower. The sticker simply says “Ugh.”
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Donutbarn @donutbarn.org · 10/04/2025
"And boy oh boy, have we been making sure we have PLENTY of adversaries. We've pissed off so many former allies, combat is now GUARANTEED, baby!"
A quote from the linked defensenews.com article: "To successfully deter America's adversaries and posture our Forces to prevail in combat, we must focus our efforts and our resources on our top priorities," the April 7 memo states. "Optimizing the organizational structure and civilian workforce of the Department is foundational to that effort."
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Donutbarn @donutbarn.org · 27/03/2025
THERE WE GO
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Donutbarn @donutbarn.org · 27/03/2025
Imagine you're being summoned. What gif represents that?
An animated donut with big googly eyes, pink frosting, and rainbow sprinkles, twerking against a cyan background.
If you don't know what twerking is: it's essentially a vigorous shaking of the ass, in a presumably sexually alluring way. It... it doesn't really work for animated donuts. Sorry, donut.
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Donutbarn @donutbarn.org · 20/03/2025
Nice
A clipped screen capture from bluefacts.app, reading "Join date: Donut Barn signed up ahead of 69% of all Bluesky users, joining before many others."
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Donutbarn @donutbarn.org · 17/03/2025
Synchronicity
A screencap showing two consecutive Bsky posts.

The first, from "onion person" (@junlper.beer), contains a capture of an Elon Musk tweet that reads "My companies make great products that people love and I've never physically hurt anyone. So why the hate and violence against me?" and the comment "being the richest person in the world and the president of the united states can't even stop this guy from continuing to crash out".

The second post is from The Onion (@theonion.com) of a satirical editorial supposedly written by Elon Musk with the headline "Please Like Me".
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Donutbarn @donutbarn.org · 07/03/2025
A frame from Futurama, showing an old man with half-moon glasses reading a paper and saying "You are technically correct. The best kind of correct."
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Donutbarn @donutbarn.org · 24/02/2025
10/10 no notes (from @lastweektonight.com):
A screen capture from Last Week Tonight with John Oliver regarding Meta's new position of pulling back on content moderation.
Big, bold, blue lower-case letters reading "facebook"
Smaller black letters reading "It's like a town square"
Much smaller letters reading "if your town was also full of Russian spies and bots, some teenagers disguised as adults and some adults disguised as teenagers, getting together at all hours of the day and night to say whatever they want, including conspiracy theories plus variations on 'but the Nazis also had some good ideas,' and also now you are the mayor and police of your town square."
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Donutbarn @donutbarn.org · 24/02/2025
Age yourself with a movie you saw in the theater (intentionally vague edition)
Mark Hamill, Carrie Fisher, and Harrison Ford in a scene from Star Wars
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Donutbarn @donutbarn.org · 19/02/2025
post a meme made by you It never specified anything about popularity, so
"The Destiel meme" (popular on Tumblr): In the first panel, Castiel (from Supernatural) has tears in his eyes and a near-grimace as he says "I love you." In the second panel, Dean Winchester looks back blankly and says "Zootopia 2 will make reptiles canon".
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Donutbarn @donutbarn.org · 19/02/2025
A "Big Boy" restaurant sign that reads:
NO
I WILL NOT
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Donutbarn @donutbarn.org · 18/02/2025
The ultimate lol:
Screen capture of text from the aftermath.site article reading:
"One hundred billion American dollars. Keep that in mind as you watch this.
(A link to an Instagram post, which I do not include for reasons that will soon become obvious)
That video was made in 2025.
UPDATE 7:20pm, Feb. 17: Meta have taken the video down."
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Donutbarn @donutbarn.org · 04/02/2025
Without downloading any new pictures, where are you at mentally?
An iOS error message reading “User name not recognized. This user account is not authorized to use Microsoft Intune. Contact your system administrator if you think you have received this message in error.” There are buttons beneath to “Cancel” or “Report.”
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Donutbarn @donutbarn.org · 07/01/2025
Advertise your account with one Simpsons image
Homer Simpson, with a neutral expression, saying "Just because I don't care doesn't mean I don't understand."
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Donutbarn @donutbarn.org · 30/12/2024
Without downloading any new pics, what's your energy going into 2025
A ventilation duct with a gaping hole. A sticker clearly reads 'NO ESCAPING'. (From Shanghai Disneyland's Zootopia: Hot Pursuit queue)
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Donutbarn @donutbarn.org · 18/12/2024
This is what is displayed after clicking on that "See all updates" thingy. Note that this is literally the most recent update they display on Tuesday, December 17.
A cropped portion of another screen capture from Amazon. It reads "Monday, December 16", and then on a separate line, "11:12 AM : Package is out for delivery." This is noteworthy for being displayed at 8:55 PM on December 17 as the most recent update available.
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Donutbarn @donutbarn.org · 18/12/2024
Update? Finally clicked on the box pictured below.
A screen capture of an Amazon order. The heading reads "Delivery by Amazon". The Tracking ID has been (hopefully) obscured. There is a highlighted text control labeled "See all updates."
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Donutbarn @donutbarn.org · 16/12/2024
Okay this is frankly one of the more terrifying delivery status messages I've seen. NEVER MIND MY PACKAGE, WHERE IS YOUR FUCKING DRIVER???
A delivery status update from Amazon that says "We temporarily lost signal from your delivery driver, but your order is still on the way." Below that, in larger, bolder letters, it reads "Out for delivery."
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