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Donutbarn

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The world's least popular Zootopia fanfic writer. Born in the 1900s. Avatar and banner by @rickjpg.bsky.social

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Donutbarn @donutbarn.org · 08/10/2026
You're an inspiration to all of us with fics we haven't updated in years.
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Donutbarn @donutbarn.org · 08/10/2026
"Nick and Judy better kiss"
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Donutbarn @donutbarn.org · 06/10/2026
My experience three years ago was: the procedure itself is nothing at all, actually a pleasant little nap. The day-before prep is hell itself. Oh wait, I owe you a poop pun. Um... er... sounds like you're in for a very moving experience? I'll get back to you on that.
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Donutbarn @donutbarn.org · 02/10/2026
It's clearly an Awesome Illustration
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Jess Fink🍉🌈 @jessfink.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
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A 7 panel comic by the artist. First panel: The artist is running from a distance towards a group of people playing basketball in the park. The artist is holding a pumpkin above their head and screaming "AAAAAAAAA". Second panel: The artist has leapt up and is in position to slam dunk the pumpkin into the basketball hoop. Panel three: the pumpkin splatters violently against the backboard of the basketball hoop, sending orange pumpkin goop everywhere. Panel four: the players stand staring, covered in pumpkin goop and shocked. Panel five: the artist stares at them wide-eyed, also covered in the goop and says "it's October FIRST". Their hand reaches towards their face. Panel six: the artist rips off their own face like a rubber mask to reveal a skeleton beneath. Panel 7: the group of players stand shocked and horrified, watching as the skeleton falls to the ground in a pile of bones, the sound effects says "CLATTER".
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Donutbarn @donutbarn.org · 25/09/2026
Esther runs almost entirely on confidence, while Lottie runs on a potent combination of spite and love of mysteries.
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Donutbarn @donutbarn.org · 22/09/2026
I don't know what this is apropos of, and I think I prefer it that way. (Someone out there is whining about either themselves or their preferred demographic not getting the recognition they "deserve", I gather)
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Donutbarn @donutbarn.org · 21/09/2026
An intentionally non-cohesive collection of any time court proceedings have been mentioned.
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Donutbarn @donutbarn.org · 21/09/2026
This explains why upper and middle managers think technical work can be AI-automated -- they don't understand what's actually being done.
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Donutbarn @donutbarn.org · 18/09/2026
The seventies were the peak decade for orange furnishings, I think. My parents' living room had quite a bit.
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Donutbarn @donutbarn.org · 17/09/2026
Isn't this that Underminer guy from The Incredibles?
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Donutbarn @donutbarn.org · 14/09/2026
Would you prefer if I deleted the original comment? I certainly don't want to push you away from publishing.
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Donutbarn @donutbarn.org · 14/09/2026
Understood. Will forbear on said behavior.
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Donutbarn @donutbarn.org · 14/09/2026
I could have SWORN there was something about finches here previously.
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Donutbarn @donutbarn.org · 02/09/2026
DF was acquired by Microsoft, then cut loose recently. They've made great games, including Psychonauts, Costume Quest, Brutal Legend, and so on. Take a look at their catalog and consider buying some, there's something for every taste. (Also see their posts about the Amnesia Fortnight event!)
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Donutbarn @donutbarn.org · 31/08/2026
I've always enjoyed these faux-"Marvel's Bullpen Bulletin" pages. The blurbs certainly spark the imagination!
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Donutbarn @donutbarn.org · 28/08/2026
This reboot of Lost is promising
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FT @fucktheory.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Imagine being talented and beautiful and rich and famous and still the most noteworthy thing about you is how good a person you are.
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Donutbarn @donutbarn.org · 21/08/2026
You know your big tech industry is cooked when even FLORIDA is trying to avoid it.
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Donutbarn @donutbarn.org · 19/08/2026
Wow, I'm really excited for some of these new cast members. Can't wait for season two!
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Donutbarn @donutbarn.org · 19/08/2026
Exactly. What changed isn't occurrence, but recognition and accommodation.
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Donutbarn @donutbarn.org · 19/08/2026
No wonder the right hates this guy. He allocates money to public works, he admits when he's wrong, and he listens to the people.
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Donutbarn @donutbarn.org · 16/08/2026
I don't cross-post very often, but I typed up a closer look at the recent D23 announcement of Zootopia 3. It's on Tumblr, though, so abandon all hope ye who click the link. www.tumblr.com/dbarn/825126...
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💬 0  🔁 0  ❤️ 3 · Okay, you know what? It's been a while since I did one of these, so I'mma overanalyze the Z3 announcement video. (Very long, image-heavy stuff under the cut, along with some spoil…
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Donutbarn @donutbarn.org · 15/08/2026
(And more realistically, I'd expect 2032)
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Donutbarn @donutbarn.org · 15/08/2026
Announced with no estimated release date, so I'm gonna guess 2030 at the very earliest.
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Donutbarn @donutbarn.org · 14/08/2026
Post a meme made by you
Headline: "Ted Cruz accuses new Barbie movie of 'pushing Chinese propaganda'"

Drake meme (sorry): Drake is turning his head away with a repulsed expression and holding up one hand as if to ward off some horrible sight; block letters proclaim him to be the GOP. What is he recoiling from? Two words in a plain typeface on a white background: "Nine dashes."

Drake is smiling and pointing happily; block letters reaffirm that he still represents the GOP. What has cheered him up so much? Again, two words on a white background; this time, however, it is "Fourteen words".

This is in response to another fake-outrage culture-war bullshit story back when people remembered who Ted Cruz was. Apologies for the obscurity.
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Donutbarn @donutbarn.org · 13/08/2026
Barry, babe, you have to look on the bright side. You still have a few artists who *aren't* dead or in jail!
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Donutbarn @donutbarn.org · 12/08/2026
NASA: "Areas of Ohio are expected to have a partial view of the eclipse on this date" NWS: "SEVERE THUNDERSTORM WARNING! FLASH FLOODS! FIRE! SMOG!!!!!!"
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Donutbarn @donutbarn.org · 12/08/2026
Giant Days! I love John Allison's writing (and art too) but the artists who drew GD were amazing too.
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Donutbarn @donutbarn.org · 11/08/2026
I crumbled gently into dust at the realization that this comic, which is fifteen years old, pointed out how obsolete land lines are. I was a fully grown adult by the time I got rid of my land line.
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Smooth Dunk @smoothdunk2.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
4 panel comic

Panel 1:
A post from “kavishj9611” that reads: 

“All the people who are anti-Al or want to slow Al progress, I have one question:
If Al disappeared tomorrow, could you still get through an entire workday without ChatGPT, Claude, or any other
Al tool?
Imagine Al was suddenly banned.
Would you actually be willing to give it up?”

Panel 2:
And Orange Guy and a Pink Guy are standing in a room that has two pipes in it. Both pipes are pumping raw sewage into the room. The characters are waist deep in it.
Orange Guy says smugly “Ok Mr “I don’t want to be in a room that’s filling up with raw sewage” let me ask you this”

Panel 3:
The sewage has reached their chests. Pink Guy is gagging. Orange Guy smugly continues “If all this sewage disappeared right now, could you get through the day without it?”

Panel 4:
The sewage is almost up to their eyeballs. Orange Guys says “Look at that shit floating past your face. Are you willing to give that up?”
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Donutbarn @donutbarn.org · 05/08/2026
I admit, with some shame, that I used genAI a handful of times when it was relatively new, out of curiosity. Once that curiosity was satisfied, I have not used it again. So yeah, I would be able to get through any given day without it and would be fine giving it up altogether.
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ButtPoems @buttpoems.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Comic about the dangers of living in LA
6 panel comic titled “You won’t believe what happens.”
 
A man is lying on the ground, with blood coming from his neck like he was bitten by a vampire 

2 other guys are trying to help him 

Panel 1 
Guy 1 - What happened?
Guy 2 - He got bitten by a content creator.

Panel 2
Guy 1 aSir, can you hear me?
Bitten guy - Before I tell you that I need to tell you a long story about myself

Panel 3
Guy 2- This is bad he’s already optimizing retention
Bitten guy - wait!

Panel 4
Bitten guy- First, let me tell you about square space

We see his eyes beginning to close 

Panel 5
Bitten Guy- Use the promo code that’s a lot of blood

Panel 6
We see the bitten guy is lying in a pool of blood

Guy 1 - is he going to die?
Guy 2 - Unfortunately, no
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ButtPoems @buttpoems.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
🆒 comic
4 panel comic of two guys talking —
👨‍🦰- your problem is you overthink everything 
👨‍🦲 - really? I assumed it was being born into an economic system that removes my humanity and grinds profit out of my suffering 
👨‍🦰- wow so many words
👨‍🦲- but do you agree?
👨‍🦰- man, I ain’t reading all that
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Donutbarn @donutbarn.org · 29/07/2026
FOMF - fear of missing follicles
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Donutbarn @donutbarn.org · 29/07/2026
The feline equivalent of a five-alarm fire?
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Donutbarn @donutbarn.org · 27/07/2026
Rookie mistake, Derek, leaving an easily intercepted note indicating you know who the murderer is. Shame you won't get the chance to learn from the experience.
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Donutbarn @donutbarn.org · 23/07/2026
Whatever happened to the American Institute of Laundering, I wonder
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Donutbarn @donutbarn.org · 21/07/2026
Must be that male loneliness epidemic I keep hearing about
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Donutbarn @donutbarn.org · 21/07/2026
It's quite unlike Lottie (at least the grown-up version we know now) to share potential evidence/clues with one of the suspects. Could this be... a dreaded learning opportunity?
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Donutbarn @donutbarn.org · 17/07/2026
Many different levels of awful, from the concept to the execution. Captures the whole ethos of Charlie perfectly.
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Donutbarn @donutbarn.org · 16/07/2026
Baphy pawsday to you
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Donutbarn @donutbarn.org · 16/07/2026
Manly booze as endorsed by Hegseth himself
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Donutbarn @donutbarn.org · 16/07/2026
Mmm, alcoholic Bovril
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Donutbarn @donutbarn.org · 11/07/2026
Egg sack ly.
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Donutbarn @donutbarn.org · 11/07/2026
Gotta admit, that's a ballsy ensemble.
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John Allison @badmachinery.com · 10/07/2026
New York London Paris Munich Everybody's talking bout SNOKE'S TUNIC
Snoke from Star Wars
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Donutbarn @donutbarn.org · 10/07/2026
Who better to destroy history than Dark Esther
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Donutbarn @donutbarn.org · 10/07/2026
In the eighties and nineties, there was a bit of a fad here in the states adding "Euro" to a product name to imply... that it was exotic? Perhaps better engineered? Interestingly, that trend has died out, and I doubt any country names products "Ameri-"whatever to entice buyers.
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Donutbarn @donutbarn.org · 09/07/2026
All points bulletin issued for Michael Flatley
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