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Medusa Oblongata, Tobias Ronald

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Medusa Oblongata, Tobias Ronald @donquizno.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Who knew Traci Gunns would be the best follow on Threads?
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Medusa Oblongata, Tobias Ronald @donquizno.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
If you ever have the chance to listen to Beefheart's 'her eyes are a blue million miles' on 2 hits of acid, I'd recommend it.
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Chicago Tribune @chicagotribune.com · 28/07/2026
Only Illinois residents can claim a roadkill deer, according to state law. The only stipulation is the resident claiming the deer cannot be delinquent on child support payments.
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Illinois allows residents to claim roadkill bucks and does — and thousands do
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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
Homer’s drunk postcard to Marge
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
Imagine seeing a Grimace hit by a car on the side of the road. For us it’s the stuff of nightmares but for motorists in McDonaldLand it is the grim reality of everyday life
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vineyille @vineyille.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
Until we start charging $7.99 a month to look at it, we will never unlock the full potential of The Moon
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Medusa Oblongata, Tobias Ronald @donquizno.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
Listening to the ambient Wolves In The Throne Room record. Dad: "this one of your new purchases?" Me: "yup" Dad: "Hope you didn't pay too much". I was 40. He was almost 70.
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Medusa Oblongata, Tobias Ronald @donquizno.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
feels like I'm clipping my toenails every goddamn week
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Medusa Oblongata, Tobias Ronald @donquizno.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
watching Floribama Shore now because who even fucking cares anymore
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wint @dril.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
most shockingly of all, the alien craft was reportedly adorned with a sort of bumper sticker that said "Earth Hoes Cant Fuck"
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bakoon @bakoon.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
operation blowing up residential buildings because a dozen rich old guys got caught molesting teenagers in the 90s
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Medusa Oblongata, Tobias Ronald @donquizno.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
Important reminder: A Frames exist and you're free to listen to them any time you wish.
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Medusa Oblongata, Tobias Ronald @donquizno.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
This fuckin' herb
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Karen “the good kind” @kpsinging.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
This is so well written. 💔
Michael McKean @MJMcKean posted

Catherine’s knowledge of humanity was always at the center of her comedy, no matter how absurd the character or loopy the material. She could play heartless because she was warm, brainless because she was brilliant, careless because she truly cared. Everyone loved her and everyone learned from her. This is a deep loss.
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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
I’ve seen enough. It’s time to arrest Jeffrey Epstein!
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Xopher Besinger @xopherbesinger.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
Minnesota is going save the damn world if it fucking kills us
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Nick Miroff @nickmiroff.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
BREAKING Greg Bovino has been removed as Border Patrol "commander at large" and will return to El Centro Calif, where he is expected to retire soon. A stunning turnaround after Pretti killing. Bovino's traveling blue city crackdown is over www.theatlantic.com/politics/202...
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Gregory Bovino Gets Demoted
The Border Patrol chief was the public face of a traveling immigration crackdown on cities governed by Democrats.
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Don Moynihan @donmoyn.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
From the NY Post. You know they are really scrambling when they are running "The gun was no angel" stories.
Alex Pretti’s Sig handgun has history of accidentally firing — offering possible clue to why Border agent shot him
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Matt McDermott @mattmfm.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
ICE is now responsible for 66% of the homicides in Minneapolis this year.
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Xopher Besinger @xopherbesinger.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
Whelp I just watched a video of an ICE death squad murdering another Minnesotan this morning...
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Patrick Cosmos @veryimportant.lawyer · 23/01/2026
smoking weed with kash patel and his eyes scare you so bad you call the police on yourself
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MinnMax @minnmax.com · 23/01/2026
In solidarity with today's ICE OUT OF MINNESOTA blackout, MinnMax is donating $1 to the Immigrant Law Center of Minnesota for every share of this Bluesky post for the next hour.
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Medusa Oblongata, Tobias Ronald @donquizno.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
School immediately went into lockdown after ICE spotted outside. Very chill country.
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Medusa Oblongata, Tobias Ronald @donquizno.bsky.social · 11/01/2026
:)
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Medusa Oblongata, Tobias Ronald @donquizno.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
ICE pigs at Roosevelt High in S.Mpls. Have detained at least one staff member. Bovino's bitch-made ass was there.
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Phil Lewis @phillewis.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
Mayor Jacob Frey: “To ICE, get the fuck out of Minneapolis.”
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Rob Delaney @robdelaney.bsky.social · 05/01/2026
Reddit question: Did John Lennon ever order domino’s pizza
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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
We’re leaving the expulsion of urine from the bladder in 2025. I’m taking the No Pissing In 2026 Pledge
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splendidland🌱 @splendid.land · 28/12/2025
painting of ET getting pelted with pinecones i did a few years ago
painting on canvas of a bald man in a yellow shirt throwing a pinecone at ET's head. a group of people also wielding pinecones are gathered behind him, becoming more shadowy and inhuman the further back they are. the sky is a sickly yellow colour, taking place at an unclear time of day
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Medusa Oblongata, Tobias Ronald @donquizno.bsky.social · 28/12/2025
youtube.com/watch?v=pP2w...
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Evening Gown
YouTube video by Alejandro Escovedo - Topic
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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 22/12/2025
I have to say I think it was a mistake putting Barry White in charge of CBS News. Great singer but he’s no journalist, and he’s been dead for 20 years
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Medusa Oblongata, Tobias Ronald @donquizno.bsky.social · 04/12/2025
Guys I like the late-period Karate records now. #AgingWithGrace
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Xopher Besinger @xopherbesinger.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
"Left-wing" violence (if that's what this was) has to be denounced because right-wing violence is constant and accepted, we just can never say that out loud.
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Josh Gondelman @joshgondelman.bsky.social · 16/08/2025
I miss when a rapper could have a name like this and go on an absolutely outrageous mixtape run and then get a huge advance from a major label to make a terrible album.
Sign for a restaurant called Paul’s Da Burger Joint.
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Medusa Oblongata, Tobias Ronald @donquizno.bsky.social · 26/07/2025
Get #stoned & watch #Columbo
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Horatio Pornviewer @stuntbirdarmy.bsky.social · 24/07/2025
Move over, Hemingway
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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 29/06/2025
Zohran Mamdani do you condemn Mr Bean for his desecration of Whistler's Mother?
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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 24/05/2025
Ballroom Blitz is the only song where the singer checks if the other band members are ready before the song starts. He makes every other singer look like a thoughtless pig
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Medusa Oblongata, Tobias Ronald @donquizno.bsky.social · 14/05/2025
"William Nilliam is my father's name. Please, call me Willy Nilly." [this post brought to you by a 16.5 mg gummy]
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Medusa Oblongata, Tobias Ronald @donquizno.bsky.social · 14/05/2025
By the smell of it, Lowertown just opened a brand new piss factory and business is GOOOOOD.
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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 03/05/2025
It’s a difficult time for young men, growing up in a culture that no longer provides them with strong role models like Robert Wadlow, the fat biker twins, or the Indian guy with the long fingernails
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wint @dril.bsky.social · 24/04/2025
every day without a Pope is another knife shoved directly into my skull . this is kony 2012 all over again
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 15/04/2025
i don't really have any patience for the "buildings are clothes" argument. people insist that since cars are clothes, buildings must be as well. the important difference is that a car provides you with a belt to wear. that's an outfit. to insist a house is an outfit is absurd to the point of farce
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🎃 scarecrowcialism 👻 @swolecialism.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
dog we're tariffing the falklands
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Down Here For Your Soul @bombsfall.bsky.social · 27/03/2025
MFW child labour skeletons found
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PeteyHendrix @peteyhendrix.bsky.social · 01/03/2025
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Gore Vidal Sassoon @jimmyjazz1968.bsky.social · 14/02/2025
This raggedy bitch got a ‘c.’ by his birth year like he was Tutankhamun
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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 04/02/2025
The current US crisis shows the risks of allowing a president to have unchecked power. The solution is clear: above the president there should be a monarch who ultimate authority rests with
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