Reposted by Donald HamJP @jpbrammer.bsky.social · 09/06/2026the phrase "lipstick on a pig" has always inspired a deep sadness in me. I think of the pig, looking forward to her big night out, and I bring myself to the verge of tears. 9695081396
Reposted by Donald HamTully Summers @mcbrungus.bsky.social · 20/05/2026In Wisconsin for a funeral and everyone is really sad, but at least the house we're renting has a little something to lift our spirits 011
Donald Ham @donham.bsky.social · 22/03/2026And law enforcement decreased while abolishing Mandatory Minimum Sentences! 010
Donald Ham @donham.bsky.social · 24/02/2026“My opponent would have you believe that my dear wife of 37 years, Minnie, is a moocher. He’s even gone as low as to say outright that she is a Hoochie Coocher.” 020
Donald Ham @donham.bsky.social · 31/12/2025The atomic bulletin of scientists said its 50 seconds to midnight so I don’t get what the big deal is about NYE 020
Donald Ham @donham.bsky.social · 22/11/2025My students talked about trump sucking off bill clinton today and I just let it ride. 010
Reposted by Donald HamRemember That Guy? @rememberthatguy.bsky.social · 17/10/2025as of last night joe flacco has more career passing yards than fran tarkenton and has secured a spot in the top 15 all-time 1103
Reposted by Donald HamPlanning For Burial @planningforburial.bsky.social · 13/09/2025There’s a smoldering home mixed with the fog this morning 091
Reposted by Donald Hammore mr. spice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 12/09/2025dan bongino and kash patel lying unconscious on the ground after bonking their heads together as they both bent down to examine what is later determined to be their own footprints 1482721339
Reposted by Donald HamStreetwise, Cville Safety Cat: Interested Female Vocalists Write @averysafecat.bsky.social · 11/09/2025However, you may not have Gatorade, and while we have plenty of graves none of them are currently the right one for the job. So maybe, if you can, donate anonymously to a group that helps the people harmed by Kirk’s actual life’s work. Feel free to post ‘em! www.every.org/rivanna-area...every.orgRivanna Area Queer Center (RAQC) | Every.orgThe Rivanna Area Queer Center provides a safe refuge for all LGBTQIA+ people in Charlottesville and the surrounding counties. 0121
Reposted by Donald HamStandplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 10/09/2025 13899362933
Reposted by Donald HamStreetwise, Cville Safety Cat: Interested Female Vocalists Write @averysafecat.bsky.social · 09/09/2025My fantasy football team, Taboo Hog Dream, is now 1-0. Go to taboohogdream.gov/creditcardfraud to buy merchandise and sign up for our "Tips on Head Wounds" newsletter.taboohogdream.gov 121
Donald Ham @donham.bsky.social · 18/08/2025I would actually love to do another ep where I debut some new tracks for yall to choose from and premiere them on the show. Let the people peek behind the curtain. They yearn for another Don Ham appearance. 110
Reposted by Donald HamStellbound: Stellraiser II @antlervel.vet · 05/08/2025“STONE COLD” STEVE AUSTIN: I’m gonna get what I want, and that’s the bottom line…’cause Stone Cold said so AUSTIN COLD STONE STEVE: I understand your frustration, sir, but like I said, we are out of peanut butter cup mix-ins 545775
Reposted by Donald HamMike.⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ @dumbmike.bsky.social · 05/08/2025yer mum performed a wellness check on me. she pulled open me drawers to check and said well well well. 010117
Reposted by Donald Hammore mr. spice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 19/07/2025Elmer Fudd you sweet dumb dope you're not made for a life of violence! is it really so shameful, so emasculating to be gentle and kind that you would gladly take in trade endless carnage and humiliation? dynamite and buckshot? ask yourself: do i weawy bewieve my sewf wespect wests within a wabbit? 112221
Donald Ham @donham.bsky.social · 07/07/2025Absolutely shredding guitar on the couch because I am just the *exact* right amount of drunk. 010
Reposted by Donald HamAsher HELLbein @asherelbein.bsky.social · 05/07/2025All of you gloating about the Texas floods because they happened in Trump country want to believe that it can’t happen to you. But it can, and likely will, and when it does, other people will fall all over themselves to figure out reasons why *you* had it coming and they don’t 101227244
Reposted by Donald Hamorinoco boo @nocontroller.bsky.social · 22/06/2025You have more in common with the average Iranian citizen than you do with the people that run this country 4186534076
Donald Ham @donham.bsky.social · 01/04/2025- Angelos is #1 sando shop. - Dinic’s, Paesanos, and Jim’s are all worthy. - Russo is the bougie and cool music store. BridgeSet set has the weird stuff you’re looking for. 000
Donald Ham @donham.bsky.social · 17/03/2025Wonder who taught this dude to read “school abolition theory?” 060
Reposted by Donald Ham⧉ @smilingnodding.bsky.social · 08/03/2025young men are not some marginalized group we must engage with hand on shoulder. they are dogs seeking a master. when they see the state exerting power they’ll follow it down whichever ideological path it takes. the right is winning bc they know this, and that dems are too soft handed to do the same 2493
Reposted by Donald Hamsouthpaw @nycsouthpaw.bsky.social · 08/03/2025Police officer in Vermont who struck and killed a bicyclist with his vehicle had a Matt Walsh anti-trans youtube video playing on his tablet at the time of the crash. vtdigger.org/2025/03/07/s...vtdigger.orgShelburne police officer had YouTube video playing in cruiser at time of fatal crash, court records say - VTDiggerKyle Kapitanski is set to be arraigned next week on a felony charge stemming from the crash that killed Sean Hayes, a cyclist, in South Burlington. 1042931956
Donald Ham @donham.bsky.social · 25/02/2025Didn’t know what was going on and going “oh no… oh no… Nathan… man… oh no…” as I figured it out. Signed, The 2011-2012 rock director. 000
Donald Ham @donham.bsky.social · 21/02/2025One of my students told me today he wish he could get away with just eating shrimp for the rest of his life and I replied “wait until you turn 18” then slowly backed into my room, shut the door and closed the blinds. 020
Donald Ham @donham.bsky.social · 21/02/2025@donjavis.bsky.social I am so glad james just alerted me to your presence online brothermane. 120
Donald Ham @donham.bsky.social · 10/02/2025We got a free Palestine flag and Serena crip walking. It will never be that good again. 010
Reposted by Donald HamChris Forsyth @chrisforsyth.bsky.social · 10/02/2025Didn't go into Center City last night for the revelry but best anecdote I heard from @ill-iterate.com was a cop walks up to a guy with a beer saying "hey you better bag that up" and the guy with the beer glared at the cop & said "what did you just say?" like he'd insulted his mom. Cop kept walking. 0152
Donald Ham @donham.bsky.social · 10/02/2025Assisted Living, Blue Smiley, Sun Organ ITS THE WHOLE DAMN TEAM 000
Donald Ham @donham.bsky.social · 10/02/2025The number of hard R’s being let loose in Missouri right now is beyond human comprehension 010
Reposted by Donald HamBrendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 09/02/2025If anyone doubts that it was a mistake to leave Twitter feel free to show them this screenshot of recent tweets 1943931
