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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
 Millennial Funeral Director. A mustachioed man says "we will do the best we can to honour your son's life now that he's a heckin' corpserino" tp grieving parents. Behind him is an ad that reads "ask about our "homer in the bushes" coffin!"
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Dennis B. Hooper @dennisbhooper.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Will never pass up an opportunity to repost leon’s dramatization of this
leon @leyawn.bsky.social

(drawing of twitter exchange)
Joyce Carol Oates @JoyceCarolOates •2d
So curious that the richest man in the world doesn't have a favorite shape.
Does he even know any shapes?
shapesthetics @shapesthetics -1h
The triangle is a shape with three sides and three corners, one of the most basic yet beautiful shapes in Euclidean geometry.
Elon Musk @elonmusk •1h
Great shape

Leon is QTing:

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Joyce Carol Oates owned Elon so hard he's spent the last day posting about movies he hasn't seen in 15 years
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Norm Charlatan @normcharlatan.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Can’t believe they passed the Lincoln Riley Act.
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¡Qué chévere, Cj! @cynicalceezy.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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gerv @gervs.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
How Bernie’s moving in big 2026
Shaq in a Celtics jersey holding a basketball, looking washed as hell
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Jesse Hawken @jessehawken.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Instead of complaining about “Choosin’ Texas” some of y’all should be worried about who voters in TEXAS might be CHOOSIN’ in the dang midterms
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Timothy Burke @bubbaprog.xyz · 26/09/2026
Texas guy peeing on the field with the World Cup PAUSA DE HIDRATACION overlaid on it
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Jason Concepcion @netw3rk.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
High Hopes is Panic at the Disco but culturally Fall out Boy
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mike taddow @miketaddow.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
image of the year lmaooo
texas player pretending to piss as a celebration. the close caption reads “no no no no”
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Luke Knox @lukeknox.me · 26/09/2026
if I text someone this image, it means they crossed the line
Arch Manning
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treb @treblaw.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
"no offense"
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gerv @gervs.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I think we’ve reached our discourse allotment for the year let’s all take a break and come back in 2027
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Peter @notalawyer.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
i really can’t bring myself to care about AI anthropomorphism debates. “is AI thinking?” i don’t know. is a calculator calculating? questions for the philosophers. what’s important is that we put sam altman in prison.
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gerv @gervs.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Spurs finishing 17 again just above a massively penalized City is back on the menu
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gerv @gervs.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Tragic! “Cold brew” just iced coffee
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Subscribe to Radio Free America (link in bio) @kleinman.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
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The Onion @theonion.com · 24/09/2026
Dog Can’t Believe Guy She Hooked Up With 10 Years Ago Now Head Of FBI theonion.com/dog-cant-believe-guy-s…
Dog Can’t Believe Guy She Hooked Up With 10 Years Ago Now Head Of FBI
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Acting the Fulemin @actingthefulemin.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
there are 70 million people for whom this is the biggest song in the world. they watch comedies called like "Wives of Jim" that have run for nine seasons. they're usually pretty affable in person. in 2024 they severed the fate of humanity because of egg prices
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Jonny IsGood @jonnyisgood.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Women don't like bi guys because women are the ones who love to "buy" They love to shop!
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gerv @gervs.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Hydrogen bomb vs coughing baby meme image with.split photo of each
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gerv @gervs.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
New Chvrches
static.klipy.com
Winnie The Pooh, Ariel, Donald Duck Dancing
Alt: Winnie The Pooh, Ariel, Donald Duck Dancing
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✨🌯 jamie @glitterburrito.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
tired: two dumb bitches telling each other “exaaactly” wired:
The intersection of two oblique surfaces.
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gerv @gervs.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Greg Camarillo is not walking through that door
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Stella Sacco @antlervel.vet · 20/09/2026
GUY WHO CAN’T REMEMBER THE NAME “JAPAN”:
Maps screenshot showing “Sushi Island”
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gerv @gervs.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Facebook screenshot of a profile picture update: 

Darren Young updated his profile picture.

Joy Young
a smile might be good

Darren Young
Nothing to smile about in my life.
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gerv @gervs.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
We just got the defensive version of boy genius I fear
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gerv @gervs.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Screen pass on 3rd and long now THIS is Miami Dolphins football
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gerv @gervs.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
There used to be 7 hours of commercial free football, before woke!
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gerv @gervs.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Ole Miss band playing Neck is why college football is special
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gerv @gervs.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Trinidad Chambliss* *not watching the game just thinking how strong his name is
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BBQdotgov @bbqdotgov.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
OH NO! DISASTER!! WHAT A BAD IDEA!!!
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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
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Lupita Nihongo @otsumamiboy.blacksky.app · 17/09/2026
Fuck yeah
A minority report poster crudely repurposed to say Minority Repost
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gerv @gervs.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
When I tell the pseudorandom word machine to break out of the sandbox I built and it tries to break out of the sandbox I built
Shocked pikachu
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I think AI has already exceeded the intelligence of the type of person that believes AGI is imminent, which is why they believe AGI is imminent.
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Max Kennerly @maxkennerly.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
The "good" is that it's not sentience. The bad is that every LLM has the potential to do this; "context rot" and "governance decay" are persistent phenomena. Some token read went awry and the decoder fell into a geometric attractor basin in its training of, like, Nietzsche, Thoreau, and cyberpunk.
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gerv @gervs.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
It rules how bad this guy is at messaging
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Mr Socko @laotianrockrat.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Ed Sheeran's agent: Ok fuck me that was a wild few days. Still we should be over the worst of it now...
Twitter post by that cunt Stephen Yaxley-Lennon expressing solidarity with Ed Sheeran (not reposting the exact text because fuck whatever he has to say)
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gerv @gervs.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
AI has a >10 (100)% chance of killing everyone (making my job as fantasy football commissioner harder)
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gerv @gervs.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
NOBODY MOVE
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gerv @gervs.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Ed Sheeran declaring he’s not complicit like Michael Scott declaring bankruptcy
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gerv @gervs.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Stephen A: Skip, you KNOW I’m not complicit in silencing support for Palestinians in the face of genocide and occupation Skip: of course Stephen A: BUT!
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gerv @gervs.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
My “I am not complicit” t shirt
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gerv @gervs.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
If I watch my team suck all year only to have us draft this fuckin loser I stg
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gerv @gervs.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Yeah real ball knowers know that it’s Eddington (2025)
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gerv @gervs.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
How did the dolphins not take Caleb downs
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gerv @gervs.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I don’t think I see one win on the schedule tbh
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gerv @gervs.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
16 more weeks of Spurs Saturdays and Dolphins Sundays
Trill Withers @TylerIAm
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You gotta be a fucking idiot to be a sports fan Imao
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gerv @gervs.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Malik Turndaballova
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