Reposted by Donald HamJP @jpbrammer.bsky.social · 09/06/2026the phrase "lipstick on a pig" has always inspired a deep sadness in me. I think of the pig, looking forward to her big night out, and I bring myself to the verge of tears. 9695081396
Reposted by Donald HamTully Summers @mcbrungus.bsky.social · 20/05/2026In Wisconsin for a funeral and everyone is really sad, but at least the house we're renting has a little something to lift our spirits 011
Donald Ham @donham.bsky.social · 24/02/2026“My opponent would have you believe that my dear wife of 37 years, Minnie, is a moocher. He’s even gone as low as to say outright that she is a Hoochie Coocher.” 020
Donald Ham @donham.bsky.social · 31/12/2025The atomic bulletin of scientists said its 50 seconds to midnight so I don’t get what the big deal is about NYE 020
Donald Ham @donham.bsky.social · 22/11/2025My students talked about trump sucking off bill clinton today and I just let it ride. 010
Reposted by Donald HamRemember That Guy? @rememberthatguy.bsky.social · 17/10/2025as of last night joe flacco has more career passing yards than fran tarkenton and has secured a spot in the top 15 all-time 1103
Reposted by Donald HamPlanning For Burial @planningforburial.bsky.social · 13/09/2025There’s a smoldering home mixed with the fog this morning 091
Reposted by Donald Hammore mr. spice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 12/09/2025dan bongino and kash patel lying unconscious on the ground after bonking their heads together as they both bent down to examine what is later determined to be their own footprints 1482721339
Reposted by Donald HamStreetwise, Cville Safety Cat: Interested Female Vocalists Write @averysafecat.bsky.social · 11/09/2025However, you may not have Gatorade, and while we have plenty of graves none of them are currently the right one for the job. So maybe, if you can, donate anonymously to a group that helps the people harmed by Kirk’s actual life’s work. Feel free to post ‘em! www.every.org/rivanna-area...every.orgRivanna Area Queer Center (RAQC) | Every.orgThe Rivanna Area Queer Center provides a safe refuge for all LGBTQIA+ people in Charlottesville and the surrounding counties. 0121
Reposted by Donald HamStandplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 10/09/2025 13899362933
Reposted by Donald HamStreetwise, Cville Safety Cat: Interested Female Vocalists Write @averysafecat.bsky.social · 09/09/2025My fantasy football team, Taboo Hog Dream, is now 1-0. Go to taboohogdream.gov/creditcardfraud to buy merchandise and sign up for our "Tips on Head Wounds" newsletter.taboohogdream.gov 121
Reposted by Donald HamStellbound: Stellraiser II @antlervel.vet · 05/08/2025“STONE COLD” STEVE AUSTIN: I’m gonna get what I want, and that’s the bottom line…’cause Stone Cold said so AUSTIN COLD STONE STEVE: I understand your frustration, sir, but like I said, we are out of peanut butter cup mix-ins 545775
Reposted by Donald HamMike.⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ @dumbmike.bsky.social · 05/08/2025yer mum performed a wellness check on me. she pulled open me drawers to check and said well well well. 010117
Reposted by Donald Hammore mr. spice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 19/07/2025Elmer Fudd you sweet dumb dope you're not made for a life of violence! is it really so shameful, so emasculating to be gentle and kind that you would gladly take in trade endless carnage and humiliation? dynamite and buckshot? ask yourself: do i weawy bewieve my sewf wespect wests within a wabbit? 112221
Donald Ham @donham.bsky.social · 07/07/2025Absolutely shredding guitar on the couch because I am just the *exact* right amount of drunk. 010
Reposted by Donald HamAsher HELLbein @asherelbein.bsky.social · 05/07/2025All of you gloating about the Texas floods because they happened in Trump country want to believe that it can’t happen to you. But it can, and likely will, and when it does, other people will fall all over themselves to figure out reasons why *you* had it coming and they don’t 101227244
Reposted by Donald Hamorinoco boo @nocontroller.bsky.social · 22/06/2025You have more in common with the average Iranian citizen than you do with the people that run this country 4186534076
Donald Ham @donham.bsky.social · 17/03/2025Wonder who taught this dude to read “school abolition theory?” 060
Reposted by Donald Ham⧉ @smilingnodding.bsky.social · 08/03/2025young men are not some marginalized group we must engage with hand on shoulder. they are dogs seeking a master. when they see the state exerting power they’ll follow it down whichever ideological path it takes. the right is winning bc they know this, and that dems are too soft handed to do the same 2493
Reposted by Donald Hamsouthpaw @nycsouthpaw.bsky.social · 08/03/2025Police officer in Vermont who struck and killed a bicyclist with his vehicle had a Matt Walsh anti-trans youtube video playing on his tablet at the time of the crash. vtdigger.org/2025/03/07/s...vtdigger.orgShelburne police officer had YouTube video playing in cruiser at time of fatal crash, court records say - VTDiggerKyle Kapitanski is set to be arraigned next week on a felony charge stemming from the crash that killed Sean Hayes, a cyclist, in South Burlington. 1042931956
Donald Ham @donham.bsky.social · 21/02/2025One of my students told me today he wish he could get away with just eating shrimp for the rest of his life and I replied “wait until you turn 18” then slowly backed into my room, shut the door and closed the blinds. 020
Donald Ham @donham.bsky.social · 10/02/2025We got a free Palestine flag and Serena crip walking. It will never be that good again. 010
Reposted by Donald HamChris Forsyth @chrisforsyth.bsky.social · 10/02/2025Didn't go into Center City last night for the revelry but best anecdote I heard from @ill-iterate.com was a cop walks up to a guy with a beer saying "hey you better bag that up" and the guy with the beer glared at the cop & said "what did you just say?" like he'd insulted his mom. Cop kept walking. 0152
Donald Ham @donham.bsky.social · 10/02/2025The number of hard R’s being let loose in Missouri right now is beyond human comprehension 010
Reposted by Donald HamBrendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 09/02/2025If anyone doubts that it was a mistake to leave Twitter feel free to show them this screenshot of recent tweets 1943931
Donald Ham @donham.bsky.social · 27/01/2025You cannot watch the unbridled joy of the Eagles celebrating their win to “Blow the Whistle” in the locker room and ever each for “sportsball” again. 110
Reposted by Donald HamRemember That Guy? @rememberthatguy.bsky.social · 01/01/2025happy new year! coming up in 2025, RTG? will be releasing our biggest project yet it's an 8 part mini-series about joe flacco, but it's also about a bunch of other stuff, as these kinds of things often are we sincerely hope you'll check it out when it's released in the next couple months, thanks! 2123
Reposted by Donald HamEstrogen Knight @dungeonsynth.bsky.social · 30/12/2024Sucks to hear what happened to President Carter. We used to jerk it to yaoi back in the day. Fujoshi Jimmy is what we called him. He's gooning with the best of 'em now. 0195
Donald Ham @donham.bsky.social · 25/12/2024Chekov’s one-bathroom-in-the-house-for-six-people-and-the-door-doesn’t-lock. 130
Donald Ham @donham.bsky.social · 28/11/2024My Thanksgiving resolution this year is that I’m only reading books from now on. 000
Donald Ham @donham.bsky.social · 21/11/2024Students, if you have figured out who Don Han is and open your mouth I will absolutely fail your ass… 040
Donald Ham @donham.bsky.social · 17/11/2024“Good Evening. My name is Vincent price and I’m here with some exit polling from the election.”media.tenor.coma man with a mustache is drinking from a glass .ALT: a man with a mustache is drinking from a glass . 010
Donald Ham @donham.bsky.social · 15/11/2024You know my school is in shambles when I was nominated to be on the “fun committee” 000
Donald Ham @donham.bsky.social · 07/11/2024Texting all my friends “hey guys we’re gonna get through this together. Love yall” right before I eat 6 slices of stuffed crust pizza and go to bed at 5:30 pm 130
Reposted by Donald Hammore mr. spice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 05/10/2024sort of sad to think about how i've probably killed a thousand mosquitoes and a few thousand of them have drank my blood,, and yet we've never once sat down and had a conversation. i don't even know their names 1552
