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dolly partons blessed ghost, CPA

@dollypilled.bsky.social
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I am allowed to be mean. Yes I am a real CPA.

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skáld @danglinghemmie.bsky.social · 17h
is it good when the home crowd is chanting SELL THE TEAM five minutes into the season opener
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 16h
@JFriedhoff

me at 13: wow i can't wait til we have immersive computers everywhere like star trek
me at 30: wow i can't wait until we destroy all computers like in dune
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sid @sidvicious.ca · 02/10/2026
i bring you love
a drawing of mr Burns as the alien in the Simpsons episode but in sids style
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🏳️‍⚧️ Decapitated Princess Jackie @jackiesupernova.northsky.social · 02/10/2026
Today is the 2nd. Okay, so?
A screenshot from kakuranger where the officers head was replaced with Pumpkin Rapper from Mighty Morphin Power Rangers and the words today is Halloween in California as the caption in the bottom
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DiscussingFilm @discussingfilm.net · 23h
‘THE BATMAN: PART 2’ was once scheduled to release today.
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Stan Kelly @kartoonistkelly.bsky.social · 22h
Her new album just hit #1, and her latest single is “Different Religion.” What’s wrong with the regular kind??* (*The Jesus one) @theonion.com
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KOTH Screens @kothscreens.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Screenshot from King of the Hill Season 8, Episode 11
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dolly partons blessed ghost, CPA @dollypilled.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I cannot stress enough how much daytime cable programming is designed to keep the elderly watching and afraid
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dolly partons blessed ghost, CPA @dollypilled.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
God bless America
You can order a cheese grater from Olive Garden online and it comes with a block of cheese. This is truly the American dream
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dolly partons blessed ghost, CPA @dollypilled.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Anything you Michiganders highly recommend I don’t miss? We’re gonna be in east Michigan
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dolly partons blessed ghost, CPA @dollypilled.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Who should my 200th follow be
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thematthewshow @thematthewshow.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Gigs this month
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Lily @flavoredsaucer.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
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The Picture of Doriane Gros @grosdoriane.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
my dream vacation:
a bunch of peter griffins in yellow cars on a beautiful tropical beachpeter griffins in yellow cars on a beautiful tropical beach, they are swimming in the water
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The Picture of Doriane Gros @grosdoriane.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
so this is it, huh? this is life? every day we must wake up and poop at some point? seriously?
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The Picture of Doriane Gros @grosdoriane.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
It's not even 9am, and I'm googling apple reviews to see which kind I want to add to my grocery list. I wish I could just be a normal guy.
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Yunayu @yunayuispink.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
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dolly partons blessed ghost, CPA @dollypilled.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
If you poll well with republicans because you’re (not) secretly a republican you will not win. This happens every time.
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dolly partons blessed ghost, CPA @dollypilled.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Me I fear
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A. Marmot 🌱 @aminus.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I imagine there is some terrifying Backrooms like limbo where these lifeless Family Guy clones stumble around and mumble fragments of jokes
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Brad the Inhaler 🌳 @erectilefunction0.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I deleted a post in which I said Michael Tracey should kill himself. That was a mistake, I’m sorry. I should not have deleted the post, I will be better next time.
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thematthewshow @thematthewshow.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
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spooky acabdriver @acabdriver.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Powerful pedophiles are performing a humiliation ritual on this man for unknown reasons
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maxwell largeman 🪷 @dad.franklinstower.online · 30/09/2026
go buy a t shirt from the homie www.bouthalfpastdead.com
fox hound stealie shirt
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maxwell largeman 🪷 @dad.franklinstower.online · 30/09/2026
why does franky look like stavros halkias?
a grey and white cat laying on a wallet
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dolly partons blessed ghost, CPA @dollypilled.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
We are ignoring that a kindergartner signed for openAI
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Quest 64 Official @quest64official.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Tony hawk's pro racer
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dolly partons blessed ghost, CPA @dollypilled.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Getting rapists sent to jail is the compromise btw
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Don't forget that @hakeem-jeffries.bsky.social wants to let the GOP get away with all of this. He said let's turn the page and get on with business. He's on the side of the Nazis if he thinks this kind of thing is acceptable in the United States of America. This can't be allowed to slide. It can't.
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dolly partons blessed ghost, CPA @dollypilled.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I tell ya, Layton sure knows how to churn out and vote for the most evil and stupid politicians of all time
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Fr Chase 🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁 @kalanthropos.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
wow suddenly everyone hates a surprise party
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dolly partons blessed ghost, CPA @dollypilled.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
If your license plate has an American flag on it you’re a fed
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The Onion @theonion.com · 29/09/2026
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dolly partons blessed ghost, CPA @dollypilled.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Because you’re speaking English moron
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dolly partons blessed ghost, CPA @dollypilled.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Extea funny bc regardless of how he answers he just comes off as a weirdo pervert
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mayonnaise rudeboy @paintedsky.ca · 19/02/2026
Michael Tracey looking like they found him in the parking garage and woke him up with a bucket of water right before the show
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Mick the Minotaur @mickeg.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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Jennie🌷 @maobabie.com · 29/09/2026
I made alien cat towels and they’re finally here! Will be releasing these this weekend🛸
Photo of a green alien cat hand towel
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dolly partons blessed ghost, CPA @dollypilled.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
How lucky we are to live in a society entirely dictated by fucking robot phone trees 🤩🤩🤩
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dolly partons blessed ghost, CPA @dollypilled.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
In my performance review yesterday my boss said I was way too good for this position and she was going to keep telling me to leave lol
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dolly partons blessed ghost, CPA @dollypilled.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
This is and the operating losses is what I would call a “going concern”
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dolly partons blessed ghost, CPA @dollypilled.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Man my coworker who’s usually good just got back from vacation and is acting like it’s her first day
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dolly partons blessed ghost, CPA @dollypilled.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I’m hearing a noise that sounds like someone dropping heavy wooden blocks on the ground and then I just heard someone shout like they may have dropped a wooden block on themselves
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Mind Titan 🎃 @porgus.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Built like a Buick (very badly)
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The Picture of Doriane Gros @grosdoriane.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Wendy's is a cool concept for a restaurant. "What if someone sold hamburgers out of a public restroom?"
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dolly partons blessed ghost, CPA @dollypilled.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Got to work 30 mins early today only for my laptop to locked out for no reason and the IT lady isn’t in yet. There is a special place in hell for Microsoft Active Directory and its creators.
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Jordan aka Jirdan @slclunk.com · 29/09/2026
You can’t make me care about the person spinning out about Brock Turner right now. Just going to refer you to the bumper sticker
LeFtIsts AGAINsT OTHer LeFtIsTs
SORRY BUT A LOT OF YOU ARE JUST REALLY FUCKING ANNOYING
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dolly partons blessed ghost, CPA @dollypilled.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
lol, lmao even utahpolitics.news/trevor-lee-c...
utahpolitics.news
Utah Rep. Trevor Lee charged with mortgage fraud and forgery, resigns from Legislature
Prosecutors say Utah Rep. Trevor Lee forged documents and inflated his income to get a $1 million loan. He faces four felonies and has resigned.
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