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dolly partons blessed ghost, CPA

@dollypilled.bsky.social
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I am allowed to be mean. Yes I am a real CPA.

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🌏🐶🦕🥳 Vegetable Gremlin ⍼​👻🥦💥🏠♫ @vegetablegremlin.bsky.social · 3h
david pumpkins EXPLAINED
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Bits @bitshammer.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
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dolly partons blessed ghost, CPA @dollypilled.bsky.social · 3h
Spending $1m on rare jumbo squishmallows and then installing a dedicated room for displaying them
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Minovsky @minovskyarticle.bsky.social · 16h
An urgent call went out about a baby in Baltimore who needed a family and we answered. Welcome home, Gravy.
Gravy the grey tabby
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dolly partons blessed ghost, CPA @dollypilled.bsky.social · 3h
This is because the other auditors who didn’t audit to standards a lot of the time (I’m trying to be vague here but just go with it) would write their reports to show good and bad and we were like yeah because they aren’t actually auditing you lol
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dolly partons blessed ghost, CPA @dollypilled.bsky.social · 3h
Unironically when I was in audit we had clients and governing boards ask why our audit reports only listed findings and not good things they did
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dolly partons blessed ghost, CPA @dollypilled.bsky.social · 8h
Not the same but I came down with a vicious cold and have to wait to see it until I’m not deathly ill now 😔
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dolly partons blessed ghost, CPA @dollypilled.bsky.social · 16h
😩
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UGG!!! @uggcaveman.bsky.social · 19h
if they made minor upgrades for nutsacks what upgrade you get?
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dolly partons blessed ghost, CPA @dollypilled.bsky.social · 18h
But is sheet legal? That real question here
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dolly partons blessed ghost, CPA @dollypilled.bsky.social · 18h
Watching everyone get to see you can see everything opening weekend while I’m coming down with a cold and a horrible sore throat
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Squidward Meme: Missing Out While Looking Out Window
Alt: Squidward Meme: Missing Out While Looking Out Window
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dolly partons blessed ghost, CPA @dollypilled.bsky.social · 18h
The way I solve this is 6x100=600 6x6x100=360 Add together for 960
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dolly partons blessed ghost, CPA @dollypilled.bsky.social · 18h
Okay interesting
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dolly partons blessed ghost, CPA @dollypilled.bsky.social · 19h
Do you just know 16x3 by heart?
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dolly partons blessed ghost, CPA @dollypilled.bsky.social · 21h
While I understand. I’m gonna say it bye-oh pic. Byahpic just sounds weird
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rae ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ @superaenbow.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
1-3 left of each sticker sheet and washi tape! some of them are just one-time only (not being restocked later) so please check them out if you'd like something!
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dolly partons blessed ghost, CPA @dollypilled.bsky.social · 22h
Okay interesting too
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dolly partons blessed ghost, CPA @dollypilled.bsky.social · 22h
Okay interesting. You do that all mentally?
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WinRAR Earle @tommchenry.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
I know these texts are probably from bots, but I like to see them as a kind of portable batting cages I can do on transit
THEM: I haven't been able to get through to you on the phone.
Have you blocked me?

MES It's just the dogs. They chewed through the cables. They chewed all the way through this time. Zach is beside himself.

THEM: l've been trying to call you from my personal number, but I can't get through. Kelly, how are you?

ME: Kelly's in the bathroom right now. I don't know how long she'll be. She's very upset about the cables and keeps blaming the dogs, but that doesn't make any sense to me.
They have strong jaws but not at all the kind that can go all the way through, I don't think anyway.
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dolly partons blessed ghost, CPA @dollypilled.bsky.social · 22h
(anxious attachment style) is sooo funny hahahah
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dolly partons blessed ghost, CPA @dollypilled.bsky.social · 23h
Walk me through the steps you would take to multiply 6 and 160 in your mind
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dolly partons blessed ghost, CPA @dollypilled.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
Still can’t believe I pulled this off… we’ll see if I actually get it on time…
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max smallman 🎃👻 @maxlargeman.com · 16/10/2026
it’s not cool at all, it’s rinky dink. in what situation is that going to help you, alex? are you going to do an epic wall climb to get out of traffic on your morning commute? or maybe you relate to the chuds more, and think you’ll fly over a violent leftist mob to save donald trump’s life?
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dolly partons blessed ghost, CPA @dollypilled.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
Tesla can barely get their normal vehicle line up through production, no way in hell is it making these hahah
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dolly partons blessed ghost, CPA @dollypilled.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
Totally get that! Plus like how are you supposed to know it’s going to be too much until you start it 🤷‍♀️
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dolly partons blessed ghost, CPA @dollypilled.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
I’m a full believe in never going full dose to start any meds! Tell them no!
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dolly partons blessed ghost, CPA @dollypilled.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
Thank the Good Christ I was successful with my iPhone duo pre order to receive it launch day. Preorder opened at 6:01 and delivery dates were already into December in 5 mins 🫪
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dolly partons blessed ghost, CPA @dollypilled.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
Just got a 2 pack for $14 but the individual one was like $10 “with more” but it worked out to cost more per ounce than the two pack
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#1 flowery hater @gotthetism.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
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si oppington @stillwellgray.ca · 15/10/2026
i feel like a lot of the people who will tell you AI is conscious also think animals don't really feel pain
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dolly partons blessed ghost, CPA @dollypilled.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
At the game the other day some dude kept going “hey you can’t do that” in the most “big dumb drunk guy” voice ever at the top of his lungs every time any player got a penalty it was sooo fuckin annoying
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rae ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ @superaenbow.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
one "outdoors" sticker sheet left!
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The Onion @theonion.com · 16/10/2026
“Talarico says he was sick with the flu, but don’t believe the lies—I was held captive with him in the Ohio State Penitentiary for the Criminally Insane.” — President Donald Trump
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Trump Claims He Shared Cell With James Talarico In Insane Asylum
WASHINGTON—As he described their five-day stint in a padded room and warned Americans against voting for the U.S. Senate candidate, President Donald Trump claimed Thursday that he shared a cell with J...
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dolly partons blessed ghost, CPA @dollypilled.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
This is hardly adult content smh
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dolly partons blessed ghost, CPA @dollypilled.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
Good quality nigiri 2 pieces is about $10-15 in my area, rolls are 15-20 I think. Simple rolls can be like 5-10
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dolly partons blessed ghost, CPA @dollypilled.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
At least 3-4 rolls I think if it’s high quality
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dolly partons blessed ghost, CPA @dollypilled.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
You guys remember this
Sean spicer in a full suit missing a shoe and trying to hide it with his other foot
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dolly partons blessed ghost, CPA @dollypilled.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
Great prank everyone telling a bunch of great funny jokes while I can’t see anything on this stupid web site good joke haha not stop it
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
this man looks like a pervert from a Lifetime movie about a pervert. he looks like God forgot to finish making him and just filled in the rest with whatever was lying around the back of a butcher shop. he looks like he has been dead and rotting for several days prior to being fished out of a river
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dolly partons blessed ghost, CPA @dollypilled.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
He looks like a drain clog became sentient
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dolly partons blessed ghost, CPA @dollypilled.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Okay miss “nothing will substantially change”
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dolly partons blessed ghost, CPA @dollypilled.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Yes but if you are white you just kinda inherently know the words and sing along, there’s nothing you can do about it. It’s a thrall
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dolly partons blessed ghost, CPA @dollypilled.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
I’ll conjure 6 grand but I’m buying the car myself
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dolly partons blessed ghost, CPA @dollypilled.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Like we all objectively know that it’s mean but that’s kinda the point. Also why take a joke about someone who isn’t you, that isn’t directed at you, personally..? Never made sense to me
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dolly partons blessed ghost, CPA @dollypilled.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Yeah as someone actively working off their fat but has been classed as obese (😋✌🏻) fat jokes don’t bother me because I know that I’m pure of heart and know they don’t apply to me. Jokes about someone’s appearance always apply and are funny if the person is an evil shit head sorry 🤷‍♀️
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rae ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ @superaenbow.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
shop update is now live! everything is brand new and there's lots of fall-themed items :o) 🍂 superaenbow.shop
washi tape of various abstract trees, flowers, bushes, etc in a simple cozy palette, with a little red-roofed house in there too. a bunch of stickers of warm little animals in cottagecore outfits, all in a pile together. clear sticker of a little witch riding on a broom with her gray cat, holding out a star-shaped wand with the moon and sparkles behind them. everything is in greyscale with only touches of orange. sticker sheet of various outdoor/camping items such as trees, mushrooms, leaves, and animals.
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dolly partons blessed ghost, CPA @dollypilled.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Dear god nature is broken I’m in a room of pasty small town whities and not a single person just sang along to sweet Caroline NOT A ONE
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dolly partons blessed ghost, CPA @dollypilled.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Woah woah it’s just for good health !!
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dolly partons blessed ghost, CPA @dollypilled.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Porque no Los dos
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The Onion @theonion.com · 14/10/2026
Hungover Egyptologist Just Gonna Call In Cursed Today theonion.com/hungover-egyptologist-…
Hungover Egyptologist Just Gonna Call In Cursed Today
Absence Blamed On Accursed Relic From Ancient Tomb
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