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Doktor Slek 🦘☭

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Doktor Slek 🦘☭ @doktorslek.bsky.social · 21h
Cum, Nerevar.
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Robin LeBlanc, from work @robinfromwork.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The film is written, directed, and co-stars Hitoshi Ozawa, a legendary Yakuza actor who is a villain in Yakuza 0, who got his fellow legends involved. This was his passion project inspired by one of his best friends, a trans woman, and he worked with the community for representative casting.
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J. L. Westover @mrlovenstein.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Secret Panel HERE 🦒 patreon.com/mrlovenstein/posts/king-of-jungle-25850153
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Doktor Slek 🦘☭ @doktorslek.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
How many obliterated schools do we need? At least one more.
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Weird Alger Hiss 🎉 𓅳 @itsjoelokay.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
uh, let me be clear, *most unclear and wishy-washy drivel conceivable*
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Former President Obama says Democrats made a mistake by making goals materialistic and instrumental: "What people are starved for at the moment is the ability to tell a moral and ethical story about how we live together in this moment."
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Whitney Curry Wimbish @whitneycwimbish.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
The youngest person his pager attack killed was 9-year-old Fatima Abdullah, who had just started 4th grade. The pager was on a table when it went off and she picked it up to take to her dad. It exploded in her face and reports said it covered the room in her blood. She wanted to learn English.
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m-gibbs.bsky.social @m-gibbs.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
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eliko thalia @museinrevolt.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
just learned this today
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6 News Australia @6newsau.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Newly-released analysis from Roy Morgan shows One Nation's support at the federal level is the highest among those born in South Africa at 36%, followed by Italy at 30% 24% and 23% of those born in New Zealand and the United Kingdom respectively also back Pauline Hanson's party
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Will Weldon @oldmanweldon.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
And now to let all of my Irish opening acts know that I have done the right thing, side with a violent and repressive colonialist project.
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Thought Slime’s monster @slimemildred.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Ah yes, the famous Epstein’s basilisk
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Morrowind NPCs @morrowind.zip · 10/09/2026
a thong with the elder scrolls III morrowind logo on it
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sylvia wrath @bongodenkirk.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
born to live amongst elves and treefolk forced to understand IPv6
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redpancho @redpancho.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
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The Elder Memes @theeldermemes.bsky.social · 04/02/2025
YOU'RE LISTENING TO [silt strider noises] 106.9 BALMORA FM [loud spell failure noise on repeat] GET READY FOR ONLY TRIBUNAL APPROVED TUNES [dunmer shouting STOOPID] THIS IS NOT YOUR ANCESTOR'S RADIO STATION [daggerfall shop music plays]
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Erik Hane @erikhane.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
I hear you—and I apologize. That mushroom was one of the poisonous ones, you’re right. That’s not just useful feedback—it’s you setting a boundary.
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UrineInTeapot @demilardner.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
if you dont have time to watch the whole ep this is my fav bit of the first ep of s2 of pumpo
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Nine Aladdin
YouTube video by Grouse House
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The Elder Memes @theeldermemes.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Bashir asks: do you think game developers should strike?

Garak replies: all exploited workers should strike!

Bashir, concerned, asks: even if it disrupts the game industry?

Grinning, Garak replies: especially if it disrupts the game industry!
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Quest 64 Official @quest64official.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
This is what my nightmares are like after I take too much cough syrup
A bunch of YouTubers doing the o face for GTA6
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Voryn Dagoth Ur @dagothurthegod.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
You dumb mother fuckers can’t behave, so it’s mine now.
Lake Ontario renamed to Lake Dagoth
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John M. Cunningham @jmcunning.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
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marina grlica 🌱 @dovesplants.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
see you space cowboy tim curry
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ABC News Australia @news.abc.net.au · 26/08/2026
NT's Indigenous rangers appeal for more bird flu funding to protect biodiversity, human health
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Indigenous rangers call for funding to protect remote NT from bird flu
Indigenous ranger groups are calling for more money to help them protect vulnerable bird and animal species from the threat of H5N1 bird flu.
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Doktor Slek 🦘☭ @doktorslek.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
www.youtube.com/watch?v=tqFO...
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Gossling - Jolene // Large Noises [Pyramid Rock Sessions]
YouTube video by largenoises
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Sam Reich @samreich.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
narrator: they were then tortured for three months
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Kat Abughazaleh @katmabu.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
This is particularly sick because kites are a symbol to many Palestinians (particularly Gazan children) of joy, freedom, + peaceful resistance. They are the focus of the late Dr. Refaat Alareer’s poem ‘If I Must Die’, asking survivors to sell his belongings to make a kite so a child can feel love.
If I Must Die
If I must die, you must live to tell my story to sell my things
to buy a piece of cloth and some strings,
(make it white with a long tail) so that a child, somewhere in Gaza while looking heaven in the eye awaiting his dad who left in a blaze — and bid no one farewell
not even to his flesh not even to himself -
sees the kite, my kite you made, flying up above, and thinks for a moment an angel is there bringing back love.
If I must die let it bring hope, let it be a story.
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disco elysium physique quotes @discophysique.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
SHIVERS - She smells of sodium lights and rain streaks on car windows. Eyes like pilot lights watch your shape in dark hallways, guttering.
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PeculiarAmelia @theartfulldodger.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Make friend with the magpies, have a chat and they will gift you their song
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Doktor Slek 🦘☭ @doktorslek.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
A man wearing a skeleton haute couture outfit with JoJo's Bizarre Adventure style menacing kana characters around him.
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
LMAOOOOOOOOOO somebody finally asked the transphobes if they know any WNBA players besides and NOPE
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Stellbound: Stellraiser II @antlervel.vet · 22/08/2026
Tom of Gotchi
Black tamagotchi superimposed over a Tom of Finland drawing
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Kelly Turnbull @coelasquid.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
They did The Thing, the stage play was worth it
The actor playing Majima jumping crotch first at the actor playing Saejima in the Yakuza stage play so he can heft him up into a spinning attackSaejima spinning Majima around to slash peopleSaejima spinning Majima around to slash people
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Andrew Lawrence @ndrew.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
oh you know the ones
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Mel :blobcatgiggle: @mlyoung.tech.lgbt.ap.brid.gy · 21/08/2026
i'm sad to report that after feeding the Meta AI scraper SIX GIGABYTES of Markov chain rubbish, it seems to have given up scraping my domain :pensive_bread: (thank you to the author of Nepenthes for the wonderful tool though!)
IPv6 traffic graph on Linode showing a falling off in traffic
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bleary @bleary.off-the-records.com · 19/08/2026
Imagine you're going skydiving with a Christian baby
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Nash @radiodeadair.com · 14/08/2026
If your only requisite to "solving male loneliness" is providing sexual gratification, then I don't believe you understand what loneliness is much less have any notion of how to actually help with it.
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InfoWars @realinfowars.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Time to floatmog.
A person appears to be floating horizontally above a busy street with blurred pedestrians below. Bold text at the top says, "Floatmog all those walkcucks stuck on the ground!" At the bottom, there is text that reads, "Learn to Float," along with an image of a book titled "Learn to Float.
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Doktor Slek 🦘☭ @doktorslek.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
What if "The Purge", but for sex?
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mattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 10/08/2026
slow down | patreon.com/lubchansky
PANEL 1: MATTIE, walking with a FRIEND. THe FRIEND is looking at their phone. A video is playing on it.
VO: SO HERE'S HOW I WORK 28 HOURS IN A SINGLE DAY USING ONE INCREDIBLE TRICK
MATTIE: I'M SO SICK OF EVERYTHING BEING ABOUT OPTIMIZATION.

PANEL 2: MATTIE, holding her head. The FRIEND nods.
MATTIE: WHAT HAPPENED TO LEISURE! WHAT HAPPENED TO ART FOR THE SAKE OF ART! WE'RE KILLING OUR SOULS. 
FRIEND: MMM…

PANEL 3: Shot from behind MATTIE and the FRIEND'S back. In the distance, there's a MAN in overalls under a tree with a hat.
FRIEND: OKAY BUT! LOOK AT THIS GUY.
MATTIE: WOW. HE'S GOT IT AAAAALL FIGURED OUT. 

PANEL 4: Same shot. MATTIE gives a thumbs up. The MAN in the distance waves his phone. 
MATTIE: NICE WORK BROTHER!!! KEEP IT UP!
MAN: THANK YOU! PLEASE SUBSCRIBE TO MY "SLOWMAXXING" CHANNEL, SO I CAN SELL YOUR INFORMATION TO ARMS MANUFACTURERS!
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Maddie Chthonia @maddiequestions.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Guess it's not Embracer Group or constant massive waves of layoffs or endless monetization or Bobby Kotick or Randy Pitchford or overpriced PC components due to crypto and then AI or rootkit anti-cheats or lack of optimization in high end AAA games or games being shut down with no other way to play
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Voryn Dagoth Ur @dagothurthegod.bsky.social · 03/11/2024
Dagoth Ur (The God) pitching his plans to drive the Mongrel Dogs of the Empire from Morrowind to the Nerevarine.
Dagoth Ur: *slaps Akulakhan* this bad boy can drive so many fucking mongrel dogs from morrowind
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winter @madoka.systems · 18/02/2026
found it
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Disco Elysium Quotes @discoelysiumbot.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
0.000% of Communism has been built. Evil child-murdering billionaires still rule the world with a shit-eating grin. All he has managed to do is make himself *sad*. He is starting to suspect Kras Mazov *fucked him over* personally with his socio-economic theory.
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Doktor Slek 🦘☭ @doktorslek.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Service Guarantees Citizenship
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Starship Troopers Federal Network: Would You Like To Know More?
Alt: Starship Troopers Federal Network: Would You Like To Know More?
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
you mean "break". break pollution laws
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Doktor Slek 🦘☭ @doktorslek.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Showering before work this morning and randomly remembering this moron....
Twitter user Kody Young asking "Every Wonder what the rest of the Mona Lisa looks like?", then describing how he has Adobe Firefly expand the background of the Mona Lisa through generative AI.
The attached image has the original painting in an outline, with a scenic river and mountain background behind the model, who seems to be standing in some kind of black void or lake of oil.
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
The Mummy (1999)
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Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @mayor.nyc.gov · 22/07/2026
Benjamin Netanyahu is a war criminal.
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Leonard Pierce @leonardpierce.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
"THE ODYSSEY is historically inaccurate" Oh word, did you notice that there is a Cyclops in it
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