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Dumb Megan

@dmbmeg.bsky.social
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K-hole fanatic/Nurse Anesthetist (views my own and do not represent my employer). Retired from arguing on the internet. Amy Dunne’s #1 fan. Living in hope for a better world and the Vikings winning the Super Bowl. Lots of typos. Sorry bout that.

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Dumb Megan @dmbmeg.bsky.social · 1h
Me when I hear people complaining about trading away JJ McCarthy behind the OR drapes
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Pops Head Up Surprise
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Dumb Megan @dmbmeg.bsky.social · 1h
In 2017, the unranked University of Iowa football team beat #6 ranked The Ohio State University football team 55-24.
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Dumb Megan @dmbmeg.bsky.social · 2h
Unconfirmed reports on Reddit they hit the e/w pipeline again lol
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Rory Johnston @roryjohnston.bsky.social · 4h
Crude down on the week but diesel ripping back to fresh all-time highs. Now at ~$228/bbl in New York Harbor, outstripping the prior all-time set two weeks ago.
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Patrick De Haan @gasbuddyguy.bsky.social · 3h
yikes, NY Harbor ULSD is seeing a spike of 44c/gal while most other regions seeing a jump of ~25c/gal... the diesel squeeze is heating back up
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Dumb Megan @dmbmeg.bsky.social · 5h
I would like an African Martial Eagle now as a pet thank you.
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Hoover Street Rag @hooverstreetrag.org · 6h
Excellent use of Tim Robinson, native Michigander
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Dumb Megan @dmbmeg.bsky.social · 15h
Oh she’s BROKE broke
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Dumb Megan @dmbmeg.bsky.social · 15h
SA Nora from Furious on Hulu
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Dumb Megan @dmbmeg.bsky.social · 15h
The Dept of Education basically stopped updating our PSLF counts so I might be as 114/120 indefinitely? Glad we fired everyone who knows what they are doing.
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Dumb Megan @dmbmeg.bsky.social · 16h
I planted a serviceberry tree last year before I understood what a root flare was and I can’t stop thinking about how I might have ruined that young baby tree’s life when I planted it.
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ArtButMakeItSports @artbutmakeitsports.bsky.social · 21h
Circus Performers, by Walt Kuhn, 1978, 📸 via @marisakabas.bsky.social
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TW @twesq.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Between the Iowa Atlanta stuff today, Vivek’s baseball swing, and the shit a few weeks out with not knowing how Michigan folks refer to Ohio State, there has been a staggering display of lack of ball knowledge by Republicans recently. Absolute loser shit.
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Dumb Megan @dmbmeg.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Go hawks!!!
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Dumb Megan @dmbmeg.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
My Iowa Hawkeyes are in the news, but not for beating The Ohio State Buckeyes 55-24. Crazy.
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Dumb Megan @dmbmeg.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I have seen tens of thousands of people in various stages of nakedness and I have never seen a body like this one. (Yes I know AI maybe etc etc)
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Dumb Megan @dmbmeg.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
The Assistant Director for Baseball Operations for the Yankees is on #Survivor right now and we’re watching the first episode where he reveals what he does and it’s very funny.
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Dumb Megan @dmbmeg.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Me: did you see that insane fridge yet? Him: yep
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Dumb Megan @dmbmeg.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I just heard someone shout JOHN HARBAUGH down the hall so I think the JJ McCarthy news has reached them.
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Dumb Megan @dmbmeg.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Yoooooo wtf is going on did I miss something?
10 year treasury spiking
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Dumb Megan @dmbmeg.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Senior citizen power hour on the VMAs
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Dumb Megan @dmbmeg.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Ugly shit
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Dumb Megan @dmbmeg.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
MADE SOMETHING TO EAT THE KID ACTUALLY LIKES
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Goldengod God
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Dumb Megan @dmbmeg.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Wait I didn’t know Vikings QBs were allowed to move like that
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Dumb Megan @dmbmeg.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Bought a brand new north face jacket on vinted for $40. Barely looks worn. Checked the price and it’s $230 retail.
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The War on Cars @thewaroncars.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
These are words to describe a vehicle designed to be operated in public space: "Everything else about the TRX is so aggressively in-your-face, from its additional 20 centimetres of width and blood-red badging to the T-Rex on its tailgate and the banshee wail of the engine’s supercharger."
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Dumb Megan @dmbmeg.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
It’s LEAF SEASON
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Sharon 🪳🌹 @sharonk.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
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Joe Wagner @josephwagner.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Well now @marcmorehouse.bsky.social has to get open heart surgery every week
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Dumb Megan @dmbmeg.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Kid just said “I’ve never seen time run out before!” #hawkeyes
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Dumb Megan @dmbmeg.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Oh no
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Eternal Pessimist BonduHawk @bonduhawk.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
BEST THROW HANK HAS EVER THROWN ABSOLUTE PERFECTION
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Dumb Megan @dmbmeg.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
WE ARE SO BACK
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Dumb Megan @dmbmeg.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
If we can see it, others can see this. None of this is sustainable!
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Dumb Megan @dmbmeg.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
How did this messy bitch end up one of the most powerful people in the world? There’s hope for all of us.
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Dumb Megan @dmbmeg.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
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Dumb Megan @dmbmeg.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Can’t believe this guy is a descendent of wolves
Boogie my soft boy Aussie on his hind legs begging for rubs
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Dumb Megan @dmbmeg.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Fred Jackson’s son!!! My man!!
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Dumb Megan @dmbmeg.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Jfc I just lost two times in a row in chutes and ladders
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Dumb Megan @dmbmeg.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
My kid has watched Nedry die in Jurassic Park already about 10x and he is almost 5.
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Caræsten 🇵🇸 @cara.city · 26/09/2026
this is so real and anyone with more than 5k followers on this website can attest to it
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No Purpose Flour @hodgepodge.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
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Dumb Megan @dmbmeg.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Another day where I have to choose between leisure and doing random projects around the house. Who knows which I will choose!
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functional moron @fiveburger.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
one thing that i don’t know how to articulate is that i see this pattern online of assuming that women must hate the men they are married to in the name of feminism- but that actually sort of reduces these women to helpless agentless blobs in a weird way
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Thomas @thomas15.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Sometimes people want to become heroes so bad they’ll make anyone a villain.
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Dumb Megan @dmbmeg.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I learned this a while ago that you never know what someone is going through. Many of you followed me on social media for years and well, at least for me, I think I have gotten softer. Maybe it’s age, or maybe I realized how being a dick to everyone on social media kind of sucks.
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Dumb Megan @dmbmeg.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
OMG ADAM FUCKING BRODY www.gq.com/story/knock-...
A defining voter concern in the Democratic primaries has been candidates’ stance on Israel-Gaza, as you mentioned. How is that coming up in your messaging?
Truthfully, it hasn't. I have spoken a lot about it privately. I haven't spoken much about it publicly.

Would you care to speak about it publicly?
Put me down as thinking it's a genocide. Put me down as wanting a free Palestine. It's awful that it's taken so much death and misery, but it does feel like it's reaching a breaking point that it should have a while ago. I'm hopeful that another administration can really do some good and correct some of these policies that are helping that situation be as awful as it is.
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Dumb Megan @dmbmeg.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Is it weird I spend all day texting with @jebushchrist.bsky.social and then come home to talk to him some more
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Dumb Megan @dmbmeg.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Uh
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Shipwreck @shipwreck75.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Houthis say they attacked Riyadh and Aramco facilities in Yanbu reut.rs/4yecEPJ
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Houthis say they attacked Riyadh and Aramco facilities in Yanbu
Yemen's Iran-aligned Houthis said on Thursday ​that they had launched ‌missile and drone attacks on what they described ​as "a sensitive target" ​in Saudi Arabia's capital Riyadh ⁠and on Saudi ​Aramco...
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