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Eternal Pessimist BonduHawk

@bonduhawk.bsky.social
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Dad, husband, educator. Farm boy. U of Iowa master's degree and EdD. #Hawkeyes #Cubs #Colts #Fever Iowan by birth, Hawkeye by the grace of God.

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Eternal Pessimist BonduHawk @bonduhawk.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Oh this anthem is going to piss off a certain portion of the population.
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Eternal Pessimist BonduHawk @bonduhawk.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Mike Tomlin talking to Patrick Mahomes would be like an episode of The Muppet Show.
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Statler and Waldorf Shake Heads at Muppet Show
ALT: Statler and Waldorf Shake Heads at Muppet Show
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Eternal Pessimist BonduHawk @bonduhawk.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Welcome to the B1G, Matty! 😂
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Eternal Pessimist BonduHawk @bonduhawk.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
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Pam: They're The Same Picture - The Office
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Eternal Pessimist BonduHawk @bonduhawk.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
OH AND #INHEAVENTHEREISNOBEER
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Eternal Pessimist BonduHawk @bonduhawk.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I CANNOT BELIEVE WHAT I JUST SAW
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Eternal Pessimist BonduHawk @bonduhawk.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I MAY OR MAY NOT HAVE BLACKED OUT
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Eternal Pessimist BonduHawk @bonduhawk.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
BEST THROW HANK HAS EVER THROWN ABSOLUTE PERFECTION
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Eternal Pessimist BonduHawk @bonduhawk.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
UNBELIEVABLE REVENGE FOR WMU
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Eternal Pessimist BonduHawk @bonduhawk.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
IOWA WINS IT WAS NEVER A DOUBT!!!1
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Eternal Pessimist BonduHawk @bonduhawk.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
WHY AREN'T WE SEEING THE BIG TEN REF REVIEW??!!?!?
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Eternal Pessimist BonduHawk @bonduhawk.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
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Eternal Pessimist BonduHawk @bonduhawk.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Should be 3 seconds.
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Eternal Pessimist BonduHawk @bonduhawk.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
HE WAS WIDE OPEN
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Eternal Pessimist BonduHawk @bonduhawk.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
HOLDING AND/OR PI?
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Eternal Pessimist BonduHawk @bonduhawk.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
You can't let that roll. God damn we've been awful today.
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Eternal Pessimist BonduHawk @bonduhawk.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Brutal decision-making from the coaching staff today. This game is 100% on them so far. Terrible.
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Eternal Pessimist BonduHawk @bonduhawk.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Fucking terrible.
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Eternal Pessimist BonduHawk @bonduhawk.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
HOLY SHIT JONES WTF ARE YOU DOING
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Eternal Pessimist BonduHawk @bonduhawk.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Diaz was 1-1 on the outside and we ran a 1 yard out to the TE to the short side. LOL
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Eternal Pessimist BonduHawk @bonduhawk.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Good start.
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Eternal Pessimist BonduHawk @bonduhawk.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
oh wallace oh no
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Eternal Pessimist BonduHawk @bonduhawk.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Have to review that. My God.
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Eternal Pessimist BonduHawk @bonduhawk.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
THERE IS NO WAY HE GOT THE FIRST DOWN YOU MORONS
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Eternal Pessimist BonduHawk @bonduhawk.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Brown is still fucking out there. I don't get it.
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Eternal Pessimist BonduHawk @bonduhawk.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I feel like a screen to Jackson could be very effective. Something to slow the rush down.
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Eternal Pessimist BonduHawk @bonduhawk.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Ortwerth blew that badly. My God.
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Eternal Pessimist BonduHawk @bonduhawk.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Maybe a counter or a draw or SOMETHING else.
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Eternal Pessimist BonduHawk @bonduhawk.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
A cool one yard pass. Love it. 🙄
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Eternal Pessimist BonduHawk @bonduhawk.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I just don't understand what Kirk & staff are thinking sometimes. Mind-boggling. The kid will NEVER ask out. That call must be made by the coaching staff.
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Eternal Pessimist BonduHawk @bonduhawk.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
That is coaching malpractice right there. He has to come out. The sheerest of stupidity.
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Eternal Pessimist BonduHawk @bonduhawk.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
YOU HAVE TO TAKE HIM OUT THAT IS TERRIBLE
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Eternal Pessimist BonduHawk @bonduhawk.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
WHY THE FUCK WAS BROWN STILL IN THIS GAME THAT IS ON HIM
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Eternal Pessimist BonduHawk @bonduhawk.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
We threw the ball downfield four times on that drive and 3 resulted in positive plays. Weird, huh?
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Eternal Pessimist BonduHawk @bonduhawk.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Every extra point attempt is a butt-puckering adventure.
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Eternal Pessimist BonduHawk @bonduhawk.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
TOUCHDOWN IOWA
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Eternal Pessimist BonduHawk @bonduhawk.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
WEIRD IOWA THING
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Eternal Pessimist BonduHawk @bonduhawk.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
So we're reviewing TWO things? WTF?
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Eternal Pessimist BonduHawk @bonduhawk.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
SNAP THE GOD DAMN BALL
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Eternal Pessimist BonduHawk @bonduhawk.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Catch the god damn ball man. JFC
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Eternal Pessimist BonduHawk @bonduhawk.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
A THROW DOWNFIELD??!?!?!?! DOTH MINE EYES DECEIVE ME?
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Eternal Pessimist BonduHawk @bonduhawk.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
He was wide open. That throw MUST be made. Awful.
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Eternal Pessimist BonduHawk @bonduhawk.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
PLEASE PUT HECK IN
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Eternal Pessimist BonduHawk @bonduhawk.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Kick out of the end zone. Aaaaaaaaaaand there goes our chance to score.
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Eternal Pessimist BonduHawk @bonduhawk.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
And now we can't tackle. This is a clusterfuck.
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Eternal Pessimist BonduHawk @bonduhawk.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Just when I thought we were escaping the terrible offense bullshit, we fall right back into it. It's really amazing that I keep falling for that shit every damn time. Haven't had a consistent OC since Ken O'Keefe.
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Eternal Pessimist BonduHawk @bonduhawk.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Probably should have gone for it on the first 4th down, but whatevs...
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Eternal Pessimist BonduHawk @bonduhawk.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Okay. Now we need this anemic offense to get some iron in its system.
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Eternal Pessimist BonduHawk @bonduhawk.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Just no pressure at all.
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Eternal Pessimist BonduHawk @bonduhawk.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Might have to bring some blitzes, Phil. Have to make him uncomfortable at some point.
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