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Dumb Megan

@dmbmeg.bsky.social
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K-hole fanatic/Nurse Anesthetist (views my own and do not represent my employer). Retired from arguing on the internet. Amy Dunne’s #1 fan. Living in hope for a better world and the Vikings winning the Super Bowl. Lots of typos. Sorry bout that.

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Suss-- 🥌 @suss2hyphens.bsky.social · 3h
“No Way To Prevent This,” Says Only Ballpark Where This Regularly Happens
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Dumb Megan @dmbmeg.bsky.social · 3h
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Someone's Gonna Die - Intense Look
ALT: Someone's Gonna Die - Intense Look
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Dumb Megan @dmbmeg.bsky.social · 3h
That fan better start hustling out now
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Dumb Megan @dmbmeg.bsky.social · 3h
Omg Yankees
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Dumb Megan @dmbmeg.bsky.social · 3h
SOMEONE KNOWS MY OLD WHOLE FOODS PURCHASES
Premium dairy and cheese
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Dumb Megan @dmbmeg.bsky.social · 3h
This one is uncalled for
Likely likes PAW Patrol toy line
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Dumb Megan @dmbmeg.bsky.social · 3h
All you guys had to do was follow me on Bluesky
Stuff Amazon notes I shop for
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Dumb Megan @dmbmeg.bsky.social · 3h
I have never mastered any Mac and cheese close to as good as Kraft Deluxe is so I am not one to judge anyone’s genius
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Dumb Megan @dmbmeg.bsky.social · 4h
Yo here is your October Fucking Surprise (which isn’t really a surprise to anyone with a brain)
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Dumb Megan @dmbmeg.bsky.social · 5h
While many of you are likely yelling “ROLL TIDE!” or “GO DAWGS!” I’m yelling “OH NO THE REFINERIES!”
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Dumb Megan @dmbmeg.bsky.social · 5h
How did any sports fan survive before all of this
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Dumb Megan @dmbmeg.bsky.social · 5h
Me: what are you watching? Him: The game Our tv:
Quad box on our tv
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Dumb Megan @dmbmeg.bsky.social · 6h
Jaw implant
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Dumb Megan @dmbmeg.bsky.social · 6h
Thank god too cause some of those posts sucked
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Dumb Megan @dmbmeg.bsky.social · 6h
I thought I followed new people on an edible or something but I was just on the discover tab
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Dumb Megan @dmbmeg.bsky.social · 10h
He is good sometimes too!
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Dumb Megan @dmbmeg.bsky.social · 11h
The internet hates Dakota now, but I absolutely love her. She made the character from Fifty Shades into someone somewhat likable.
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Dumb Megan @dmbmeg.bsky.social · 11h
Yes! The song is not bad but Colin Farrell and Dakota johnson are in the video.
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Dumb Megan @dmbmeg.bsky.social · 11h
Ok I just watched the video for Patient Zero at work and it was extremely my shit. I need Netflix to make all of it into a movie.
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Dumb Megan @dmbmeg.bsky.social · 12h
Oh it’s one of my favorite Halloween movies to watch. It’s an odd movie but the set design is 👌
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Dumb Megan @dmbmeg.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
It’s pretty niche but def my niche. As long as by the time he is like 13 we can watch trick r treat together, I will be good. Don’t care how he gets there but he needs to get there.
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Dumb Megan @dmbmeg.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Have they watched hocus pocus yet?
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Dumb Megan @dmbmeg.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Step 2!
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Dumb Megan @dmbmeg.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
When he is ready, I got this beauty waiting for us to watch together youtu.be/hZtLlw-zAkU?...
youtu.be
Marc Summers' Mystery Magical Special (1988)
YouTube video by jlaury1986
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Dumb Megan @dmbmeg.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
This movie was never my thing but I will play it every day if it gets him over the fear of spooky
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Dumb Megan @dmbmeg.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Oh thank god he likes nightmare before Christmas maybe I don’t have to try and return him
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Dumb Megan @dmbmeg.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I’ll be ready to move on to better games like Sorry! soon
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Dumb Megan @dmbmeg.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
No sadly he just got lucky
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Dumb Megan @dmbmeg.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I land on every chute while he gets the giant ladder EVERY TIME
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Dumb Megan @dmbmeg.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Fucking bullshit
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Dumb Megan @dmbmeg.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
0 for 3 in chutes and ladders against a child this game requires more skill than I remember
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Dumb Megan @dmbmeg.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Sort of a shame I can’t take my dog into work with me. I get the days when I am in the OR, but if I am doing a colonoscopy? A little comfort doggy running around would help everyone!
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Patrick De Haan @gasbuddyguy.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Invest 92L- current models project a path that could expose nearly 2 million barrels per day of U.S. refining capacity, including some of the largest refineries in the nation: Marathon @ Garyville, LA and ExxonMobil @ Baton Rouge, LA. any downtime is problematic.
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Dumb Megan @dmbmeg.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Yep. Very tired too.
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Dumb Megan @dmbmeg.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
We’re all sick too in our house. Suuuuucks
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Mr. Buick @mrbuick.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
You want to know why GM hasn’t given two fucks for over three decades? Because they’ve been bailed out at every possible turn for every stupid fucking decision they’ve made
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Dumb Megan @dmbmeg.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
You’re gonna realize if you haven’t already how terrible you felt like most of the time.
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Dumb Megan @dmbmeg.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
The ix has a lot of buttons too and it’s fine. Actually less distracting than putting them on the dash.
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Dumb Megan @dmbmeg.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
We have an iX already which I love. Pretty pumped about the ix3 range which is why we are turning in my q4 etron.
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Dumb Megan @dmbmeg.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Did you preorder it? Out iX3 is about the be delivered!
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Denny Carter @dennycarter.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
[experiencing a level of resentment i didn't think possible, trembling with anger, barely able to speak] yeah man no worries
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Dumb Megan @dmbmeg.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Worst 4-0 team I have ever seen
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Denny Carter @dennycarter.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
all this dumbass sliding down at the goal line is so fucking irritating and stupid. stop trying to be smart and score a goddamn touchdown.
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Dumb Megan @dmbmeg.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Seems their just like 2-3 years behind us repeating our own mistakes.
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Dumb Megan @dmbmeg.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
👍👍👍 x.com/Lassegaf_1/s...
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Mr. Hass 💛 (@Lassegaf_1) on X
BREAKING:🚨🇸🇦 What happened was beyond imagination, after 12 years of Saudi Arabia's display of power and illusions of grandeur in Yemen. In a matter of hours, all of MBS's oil refineries, especially A...
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Dumb Megan @dmbmeg.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Glad we acted as an arms dealer for them and all of our tax money goes to “defense”
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Dumb Megan @dmbmeg.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
There are so many videos of Saudi Arabian refineries on fire that I cannot tell what is new or not.
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Mark Chadbourn @chadbourn.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
The biggest warning will be if Chinese airlines stop flights from Irkutsk to Beijing, Reuters reports.
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Dumb Megan @dmbmeg.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Wild! My sore throat went away too. This works way better than NyQuil and isn’t nearly as dangerous.
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Dumb Megan @dmbmeg.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Cycling frog has been pretty consistent for me but I think Al experiences some variance in effects more than me.
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