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Marc Morehouse

@marcmorehouse.bsky.social
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Recovering sportswriter. Substacking. Facing open-heart surgery. Living in the Driftless. Dead Head. Weed Head. Aka “Grumpa.” Nazi punks fuck off. open.substack.com/pub/marc135

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Marc Morehouse @marcmorehouse.bsky.social · 11h
The sound from football replay officials is like that of a lunar landing. Do they have a CB mode? I demand to be entertained.
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Tom Ksobiech @tomksobiech.bsky.social · 13h
A text from my wife (a Truman State alum): OMG. Sarah just reminded me that (MO Sen.) Eric Schmitt lived up the street from us in Kirksville. I totally forgot about that. He wore his frat paddle on his belt. Does any of that surprise us?
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Marc Morehouse @marcmorehouse.bsky.social · 13h
Total dumb fuck. I mean, Jesus Christ.
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Tom Hearden @followtheh.bsky.social · 16h
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Marc Morehouse @marcmorehouse.bsky.social · 16h
Honestly, huge reason why I had to GTFO. Cushioning the blow for the audience. Couldn’t do what Herbstreit does here on whatever level, whatever topic. Sure, Herby gets millions to do this. My price tag was much lower, but I’d rather have my toenails pulled off than be disingenuous with you guys
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Meidas Charise Lee 💙🌊🌴🥥🫘 @chariselee.bsky.social · 18h
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Timothy Burke @bubbaprog.xyz · 19h
iso cam on Charissa Thompson as she's forced to listen to praise of a rapist
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Creighton ⚒️ @creightonote.bsky.social · 18h
Watson has TWENTY-SEVEN (27!) ACCUSERS, this isn't even a he said/she said case where they can pretend they don't have all the facts, this man is a serial abuser. Am I taking crazy pills?
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Marc Morehouse @marcmorehouse.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Won’t miss the sound of the life copter. About half a dozen times a day you’re reminded that someone’s life is in distress.
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Marc Morehouse @marcmorehouse.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Nurses, man. Angels isn’t enough. Too abstract. I’m going with grandparents/construction workers. They wield science like kung fu. They’re not going to allow you to wallow. They don’t have the training their bosses have, but they practice that training. And they bring you oxy. Kidding, but they do.
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Marc Morehouse @marcmorehouse.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I do have to announce my retirement from judo.
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No Context Iowa Hawkeyes @nocontexthawkeyes.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
What was your favorite game-winner in Iowa history? A. Banks to Clark - 2002 B. Tate to Holloway - 2005 C. Stanzi to McNutt - 2009 D. Brown to RVZ - 2026 (Clips in comments)
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Sam Paxton @sampaxton.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Two seconds on the clock ... felt like karma, didn't it? An all-time classic. A Michigan Miracle. Pick up a Sunday Gazette and also visit thegazette.com/sports, as well as digitaledition.thegazette.com, for game stories and photos.
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Marc Morehouse @marcmorehouse.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Wow up to this campy gem.
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Marc Morehouse @marcmorehouse.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Great games today. Even the Badgers.
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Marc Morehouse @marcmorehouse.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Quintessential KF today. Reminded me of the Minnesota game where the Gophers rushed for 300 yards and Kyle Schlicher won it with a field goal. Or wait, Minnesota’s guy missed one.
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Marc Morehouse @marcmorehouse.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Hey, @johnbohnenkampthe.bsky.social . Thank you so much for the heads up on the walk. I trained for it and made it through pretty well. 3 walks today.
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Marc Morehouse @marcmorehouse.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
No. 8 should be suspended for the season.
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Joe Wagner @josephwagner.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Well now @marcmorehouse.bsky.social has to get open heart surgery every week
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Marc Morehouse @marcmorehouse.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Perfect throw. Concert F!
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Marc Morehouse @marcmorehouse.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
The surgeons went with plan B, a mechanical valve. My ticker actually ticks now. Thanks again for all of the well wishes.
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Marc Morehouse @marcmorehouse.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Every time Iowa lost to a directional Michigan school I so wanted to write “It’s a big shit sandwich and everybody’s gotta take a bite.”
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TCM Party @tcmparty.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
This sequence is famous for its extraordinary number of takes. The widely cited figure is 127 takes for the staircase confrontation. #TCMParty #TheShining ^JW
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Marc Morehouse @marcmorehouse.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Salve.
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Marc Morehouse @marcmorehouse.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
The Packers are killing me.
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Rob Howe @robhowe.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
W/out @marcmorehouse.bsky.social The man details it himself marc135.substack.com/p/year-of-th... We Discuss + -Iowa-Michigan historically/present Day -Kinnick WOF -UI's center for intellectual freedom lacking intellect Pod Audio spotifycreators-web.app.link/e/ZwqE3f3pH6b Video youtu.be/LnGtvUokWvk
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Marc Morehouse @marcmorehouse.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Oh man, Doc sent a text that cut me in half. You guys know I was always Boyd to his Raylan.
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Marc Morehouse @marcmorehouse.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Year of the Aorta Suddenly, time is everything, but it's healthy to be able to articulate and so here I am. Peace and Love. Thanks for the good wishes. marc135.substack.com/p/year-of-th...
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Year of the Aorta
Suddenly, time is everything, but it's healthy to be able to articulate and so here I am
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Marc Morehouse @marcmorehouse.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
You guys, you’re going to read something you never, ever, never, ever, never thought I’d ever say. GO FUCKING HAWKEYES
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Tom Ksobiech @tomksobiech.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Happy 77th birthday to this guy. Thank for raging all the way against the dying of the light.
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Bruce Springsteen - Streets Of Minneapolis (Official Lyric Video)
YouTube video by Bruce Springsteen
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acabylon 👻👻 BOO 👻👻 @acabylonbee.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
wait did stan kelly go woke???
comic titled gop: grand old Percy featuring mike johnson saying his son tracks his porn habits, trump wants to date his daughter, kash patel saying bestiality of a-ok, elon musk giving away free cum, jeffrey epstein giving a thumbs up from heaven, and lady liberty crying tears of joy
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Marc Morehouse @marcmorehouse.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Oh yeah, Trump should definitely stump in Iowa. Do that.
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Ana Marie Cox @anamariecox.com · 23/09/2026
There is a plus side to this: A large WPA-style jobs program hiring people to undo all this shit.
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Marc Morehouse @marcmorehouse.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I definitely have Pedo Derangement Syndrome.
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Steven Hyden @stevenhyden.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I recorded a podcast with Chuck Klosterman about his great new book ROCK*, a fake history of 20th century rock with real insight! We talked about how he satirized rock criticism in the book, whether rock criticism has a future, & the future of media in general tinyurl.com/3fzzmbs6
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Rock* Of Ages: Chuck Klosterman In Conversation
Watch now (65 mins) | I talk with the best-selling author about his new fake history of 20th century rock music
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Marc Morehouse @marcmorehouse.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Oh my goodness, the bottles of Pappy just flowing all throughout Justified. 2010 was about the time I was still able to find it on shelves in Illinois for retail. Oh and totally forgot about Patton Oswalt’s “Bob the Constable.”
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Ron Filipkowski @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Republican senator from Utah (who always backs down and does nothing after his initial public criticism).
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Ron Filipkowski @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Long after Trump is gone from office as the most despised, unpopular, and disastrous president in US history, the stink of Trump will remain forever on Republican politicians and appointees who backed him every step of the way, even when they try to claim they were independent.
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Jason B. Hirschhorn @byjbh.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Packers HC Matt LaFleur on Lukas Van Ness: "We've seen enough from Lukas over the course of his time here. The big thing with him is the availability. When he's out there, he's been impactful. ... He's playing like an animal right now, and we need him to continue to do that."
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Marc Morehouse @marcmorehouse.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Rush Rogan
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Marc Morehouse @marcmorehouse.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
First sign of the Zevon-a-clypse.
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RAYGUN @raygunsite.com · 21/09/2026
Suddenly, we're on the fence this November.... thanks to whoever made this meme....
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Mark Jacob @markjacob.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
The Trump regime’s response to inflation is to tell us we actually like it.
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Jay Rosen @jayrosen.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
If you have not read it, it's a fine day for "Send the interns." pressthink.org/2017/01/send... Published on the second day of the first Trump White House.
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shauna @goldengateblond.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
three panel comic — [first panel] a bear walks into a room and says “hey guys! guess who just got …” [second panel] 🎶yelled🎶 [third pan] 🎶aaat!🎶
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Sahil Kapur @sahilkapur.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Rep. Ashley Hinson, R-Iowa, who's running for Senate, says the Iran war "needs to be brought to a successful and immediate end." A messaging pivot: Hinson voted NO six times on House resolutions directing Trump to end the Iran war — including as recently as last week.
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Marc Morehouse @marcmorehouse.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Hey, remember that time I voted six times to keep the Iran war going? @joshturek4iowa.bsky.social do you need help writing ads? Here’s one: Her lips have never left the Pedo’s ass. Cartoon Trump ass with her head straight up. Monty Python-style animation. Get fucking mean, man. Make shit shocking.
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Marc Morehouse @marcmorehouse.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
BTW, Canadian potash really works for growing nature’s Xanax. Biggest plant ever last year with it.
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Ivan Bologna of the Fightin' Bolognas @hawkeyestate.substack.com · 21/09/2026
The vast majority of the money in the Highway Trust Fund comes from the gas tax. So either she's an idiot or she's planning on replenishing the Highway Trust Fund through more deficit spending, which will only drive up interest rates on treasuries and make it even more difficult for Iowans.
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Coming Up On TCM @comingupontcm.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
#ComingUpOnTCM BEING THERE (1979) Peter Sellers, Shirley MacLaine, Melvyn Douglas Dir.: Hal Ashby 7:00 PM PT A simple-minded gardener becomes a trusted advisor to a powerful tycoon and the President of the United States. 2h 10m | Comedy | TV-14 #TCM #TCMParty
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