iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

DJ [According to Whom?] @djfagotron.bsky.social · 2h

doxxing a senator from your own party over daylight savings time is top-10 'masterful work, sir' moments for sure

DJ [According to Whom?] @djfagotron.bsky.social · 2h

good morning to the leaf blower on my block, i am not filled with overwhelming psychic rage by this noise, i am doing very well.

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ae @aelkus.bsky.social · 14h

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DJ [According to Whom?] @djfagotron.bsky.social · 15h

might be doing a solo thanksgiving with none travel to see family this year & i’m kind of relieved

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farner @farnerb0cken.bsky.social · 15h

giving my balls a quick dunk in the toilet and calling it a day

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Screamer Jim @screamerjim.bsky.social · 19h

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francis @dilfkink.kindboys.online · 28/10/2025

y'all mind if a white boy lets the daddy issues speak?

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disc horse bot @horsedisc.bsky.social · 20h

Taxidermy really do just be woke self-hatred

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DJ [According to Whom?] @djfagotron.bsky.social · 21h

how your email finds me after 4:30pm on a friday

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Stellbound: Stellraiser II @antlervel.vet · 23h

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gigi @centerfold.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

we should shoot our phones

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Kristi Yamaguccimane @wapplehouse.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

A little known fact about the CARS universe, is that post-World War 2 many Volkswagens, BMWs and Mercedes fled to Cargentina to avoid the Nuremberg Time Trials

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DJ [According to Whom?] @djfagotron.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

think i did really well on the interview yay

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Will Sommer @willsommer.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Ben Shapiro’s Daily Wire is quietly shooting a pro-ICE movie that dramatizes the Renee Good killing. We got the script. My latest False Flag for @thebulwark.com www.thebulwark.com/p/daily-wire...

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The Daily Wire Is Quietly Shooting a Pro-ICE Movie. We Got the Script.

Locals aren’t happy about the film’s take on the ICE shooting of Renée Good.

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Olivia Messer @oliviamesser.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

This 33-year-old nurse told the FBI she knew she was “going to set him free” after border patrol agents brought in a man whose face was bloodied and seriously injured. She treated him and helped him escape, and she faces charges now. He got away, and they never relocated him.

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DJ [According to Whom?] @djfagotron.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

i hate living in wrigleyville & having to pretend i’m sad that the padres are beating our asses i’m like yes sir thank you sir beat our asses several more times on national television sir internally but externally i just go ‘huhuh… damn… shit sucks’

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Kashana @kashana.blacksky.app · 01/10/2026

I read a couple hundred death penalty cases for a case once and I think you’d all be shocked at how often this happens. The death penalty is one of the cruelest things in our system, an obvious violation of the 8th amendment cruel and unusual punishment clause, but we just love to kill.

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DJ [According to Whom?] @djfagotron.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

i have an interview tomorrow that might get me a job that doesn’t feel like a humiliation ritual for an embarrassing amount of money. so naturally posting about it means it won’t happen. nevertheless!

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lowtax speedrun enjoyer @rickywlmsbong.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

two nukes on the bay area could stop all of this. the survivors would spend the rest of eternity suing each other for environmental impact reports as they tried to rebuild

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furry hater @furry-hater.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

submitted by discord user

The business card scene from American Psycho except Paul Allen's card says

✨🧚‍♀️🏳️‍🌈Paul Allen🏳️‍🌈🧚‍♀️✨
Vice President

🌸 // She/They // 18+ // Neurodivergent // BLM // All You Need Is Love 💖♎🌙🌈🌱

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21st Century Schizoid Tran @grayathena.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Having a “cop touches fentanyl” reaction to seeing a Liberty Mutual ad

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DJ [According to Whom?] @djfagotron.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

me trying to squeeze into jeans that i was last able to fit into pre-covid (still have them btw)

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DJ [According to Whom?] @djfagotron.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

well if nothing else i can at least do job interviews like a motherfucker & instantly get people to like me

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DJ [According to Whom?] @djfagotron.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

‘9 hour elden ring podcast episode’ is so sexy to me

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DJ [According to Whom?] @djfagotron.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

sending this to my dad to show my grandma in order to get uninvited from thanksgiving as a tactical maneuver

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DJ [According to Whom?] @djfagotron.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

they call it rubbing alcohol bc when i drink it i want to erase myself from the page of existence going like ‘out damned spot’ the whole time

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DJ [According to Whom?] @djfagotron.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Jordan Harper’s A Violent Masterpiece is probably going to take book of the year just bc of the repeated bit about feeling g-force in a car through your balls. the rest is amazing but like god damn i’ve never had my reckless driver tea clocked as such before.

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Spokane Rising @spokanerising.com · 29/09/2026

Send Stephen Miller to The Hague.

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DJ [According to Whom?] @djfagotron.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

lol the good wife’s tenuous grasp on chicago is so funny. s3e1 name drops a couple of real gay bars but refers to Scarlet as ‘more discreet’ & sidetrack as ‘too leathery’. like so close but so far babes.

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DJ [According to Whom?] @djfagotron.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

sneaking around doing jobhunting phone calls & doing the metal gear solid ‘!’ noise when someone opens the door to the phone room i’m using

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DJ [According to Whom?] @djfagotron.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

some dipshit forgot his laptop & now i have to stay late while he takes his sweet fucking time meandering back to the office to get it. we work at a goddamn website company dog how the fuck do you make it out of the house with both shoes on in the morning

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escapedexplorer.bsky.social @escapedexplorer.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

"A Staten Island judge" stop right there we shouldn't have those

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DJ [According to Whom?] @djfagotron.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

building is testing alarms & they got the high-pitched ones that sound like my tinnitus going instead of a regular klaxon so my question is: chat should i finally have that workplace crashout we've all seen coming for years?

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DJ [According to Whom?] @djfagotron.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

we got free food at work today & i saw a "reputation +25" message on my HUD just now when i opted for the spiciest salsa for my empanadas & ate them without complaint.

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DJ [According to Whom?] @djfagotron.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

this is how i think i look all the time which means it’s time for him to invest in some bigger shirts. like girl you’re rich enough to afford a stylist.

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DJ [According to Whom?] @djfagotron.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

mental health is in the pits so of course i went to a bar & the bears game is on & i didn’t immediately leave

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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

all the guys who made harambe jokes 10 years ago later experienced complete emotional breakdowns, became born-again evangelicals, and are now enthusiastic fans of the liberty biberty commercials

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DJ [According to Whom?] @djfagotron.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

youtube algorithm has been recommending me decent-quality soundboard recordings of tim hecker live sets. what a treat

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RPG towns @rpgtowns.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Chicago World Court Tennis August 11, 1988 Namco

infinityretro.com/world-court-tennis-review
Alt-text: top down view of an 8-bit town, the town is very small and is surrounded by trees. It also has a castle.

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DJ [According to Whom?] @djfagotron.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

fuck to the LA Rams. no reason i just like watching them squirm.

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unraveled @unraveledpress.com · 28/09/2026

The big thing on the horizon

Ja'mal green campaign bus stuck in the mud

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DJ [According to Whom?] @djfagotron.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

i wind up listening to a lot of country bc it’s the only thing my mother & i can agree on in the car & most of it is anodyne-to-pretty-good ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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90,000 Bees In A Human Suit @angrybooklady.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Lmao @michaelhobbes.bsky.social literally called this like a month ago

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Catalin Cimpanu @campuscodi.risky.biz · 26/09/2026

That Reddit rumor about Citrix notifying customers to take Netscaler servers offline because of actively exploited zero-days is apparently real: www.reddit.com/r/Citrix/com... Confirmation 1: mastodon.social/@GossiTheDog... Confirmation 2: www.linkedin.com/feed/update/...

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DJ [According to Whom?] @djfagotron.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

is it good if the thought of leaving the house to do anything makes me burst into tears

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Gregory Pratt @royalpratt.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

“Talking to Rahm, it’s like middle-age married sex,” said John Anzalone, a Democratic pollster who has known him for decades. “It’s focused. You know what you’re going for. And it’s short.” www.nytimes.com/2026/09/26/u...

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Rahm Emanuel Makes His 2026 Play (Gift Article)

The longtime Democratic insider has emerged as a behind-the-scenes force in his party’s push to win back Congress. After that, he’ll think about 2028.

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DJ [According to Whom?] @djfagotron.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

lmfao apparently my two least favorite ‘poets’ of all time are beefing on instagram about plagiarism when it’s like babes you’re both shit at writing

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DJ [According to Whom?] @djfagotron.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

putting Ball’r (Madonna Free Zone) on the touchtunes & walking out in slow motion like there’s a really sexy action movie explosion happening behind me

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