royalpratt.bsky.social @royalpratt.bsky.social · 26/09/2026“Talking to Rahm, it’s like middle-age married sex,” said John Anzalone, a Democratic pollster who has known him for decades. “It’s focused. You know what you’re going for. And it’s short.” www.nytimes.com/2026/09/26/u...nytimes.comRahm Emanuel Makes His 2026 Play (Gift Article)The longtime Democratic insider has emerged as a behind-the-scenes force in his party’s push to win back Congress. After that, he’ll think about 2028.3:59 PM · Sep 26, 2026 000
Jess @mirrorman.bsky.social · 26/09/2026↪ Replying to @royalpratt.bsky.socialJohn Anzalone, a Democratic pollster who has known him for decades, needn't ever speak again. 23020
Alder Cheems @aldercheems.bsky.social · 26/09/2026↪ Replying to @royalpratt.bsky.socialYou don't despise Democrats enough 170
🎸Paul🎹 @paul.bsky.social · 26/09/2026↪ Replying to @royalpratt.bsky.socialNobody needs to know how bad your sex life is Rahm!!! 0360
Mr. Congeniality @mrcongeniality.bsky.social · 26/09/2026↪ Replying to @royalpratt.bsky.socialGet this shit out of my face 040
Ben Austwick @benaustwick.bsky.social · 26/09/2026↪ Replying to @royalpratt.bsky.socialIs this the torture chamber guy 020
Brainmist @brainmist.bsky.social · 26/09/2026↪ Replying to @royalpratt.bsky.socialWow. This guy managed to make both Rahm AND sex sound completely undesirable. That self-own is up there with Shapiro about his DAP wife and the guy who thought women don't have orgasms because he's never seen one. 1951
buttitwins defense squad @gracieminabox.bsky.social · 26/09/2026↪ Replying to @royalpratt.bsky.social...yeah okay that's enough internet for today 060
Anthrodiva @anthrodiva.bsky.social · 26/09/2026↪ Replying to @royalpratt.bsky.socialNo one asked for him 0180
Ellie @cubsforthewin2016.bsky.social · 26/09/2026↪ Replying to @royalpratt.bsky.socialGrossstatic.klipy.comLalcat's Grumpy 'Ew' Cat FaceAlt: Lalcat's Grumpy 'Ew' Cat Face 030
Michael Lobel @mlobelart.bsky.social · 26/09/2026↪ Replying to @royalpratt.bsky.socialstatic.klipy.comTom Delonge Blink182 Wtf MemeALT: Tom Delonge Blink182 Wtf Meme 0200
netbub @netbub.bsky.social · 26/09/2026↪ Replying to @royalpratt.bsky.socialrahm would make as good of a presidential candidate as he was Japanese ambassador: will poll in the single digits because no one gives a shit who he is and that he represents the old guard of the democratic party. 1140
downwardly mobile elite @oranmath.bsky.social · 26/09/2026↪ Replying to @royalpratt.bsky.socialThese people need to stop inflicting their weird voyeurism kinks on the rest of us. Go have your sex privately gentlemen 010
Hypocriticaldog @hypocriticaldog.bsky.social · 26/09/2026↪ Replying to @royalpratt.bsky.socialAnd she's thinking about Zohran Mamdani the whole time? 090
Pinecone Computer @pineconecomputer.com · 26/09/2026↪ Replying to @royalpratt.bsky.socialJohn Analzone 030
Pres. Pervert D. Hoover @foulharbor.bsky.social · 26/09/2026↪ Replying to @royalpratt.bsky.socialjesus just suck him off already 010
Charter School Abolitionist 🇮🇷 @maniccage.bsky.social · 26/09/2026↪ Replying to @royalpratt.bsky.socialStarved for half hearted middle aged sex? Then we got the guy for you! The volunteer website is crashing. 191
AwwDHD 🥹 @mightyani.bsky.social · 26/09/2026↪ Replying to @royalpratt.bsky.socialRahm Emmanuel, the guy who teamed up with David Axelrod to convince Obama to exclude a public option from the ACA, that Rahm Emmanuel? 42127
Signal Turn @signalturn.bsky.social · 26/09/2026↪ Replying to @royalpratt.bsky.socialA moment of silence please, while we hold rahm’s poor middle aged wife in our thoughts, after hearing this cursed metaphor for both talking to, and sleeping with, rahm. 061
unhinged eldritch abomination @rhymeswithk.bsky.social · 26/09/2026↪ Replying to @royalpratt.bsky.socialnever in my life did i need to hear that rahm emanuel's penis was short, thanks john anzalone 190
Pepper Anderson’s Hair @teresam001.bsky.social · 26/09/2026↪ Replying to @royalpratt.bsky.socialHahahaha no you dorks just no. Almost anyone but Rahm. 010
John DeRosa @theverdict.bsky.social · 26/09/2026↪ Replying to @royalpratt.bsky.socialI thought lots of begging and anger were part of that deal 010
WowCoolRobot @wowcoolrobot.bsky.social · 26/09/2026↪ Replying to @royalpratt.bsky.socialhe helped cover up police murders, supported a black site where cops disappeared literally thousands of people, and sold off a ton of city infrastructure to foreign governments for bribes he should be in jail for 100 years 1331
Jenne (she/her) Go Birds @jenne.myatproto.social · 26/09/2026↪ Replying to @royalpratt.bsky.socialThey mean the guy who covered up the murder of 17 year old Laquan McDonald in 2014 so he could be mayor again? That guy? 080
Kelli Dianne Rule @kdiannerule.bsky.social · 26/09/2026↪ Replying to @royalpratt.bsky.socialThat sounds gross. 010
Lateralusian @lateralusian.bsky.social · 26/09/2026↪ Replying to @royalpratt.bsky.socialThat pollster is as gross as he is stupidly out of touch with reality 000
web_rant @webrant.bsky.social · 26/09/2026↪ Replying to @royalpratt.bsky.socialOnce you cover Rahm's neo-fascist zionism there's nothing left to talk about. bsky.app/profile/roya...Gregory Pratt@royalpratt.bsky.social“Talking to Rahm, it’s like middle-age married sex,” said John Anzalone, a Democratic pollster who has known him for decades. “It’s focused. You know what you’re going for. And it’s short.” www.nytimes.com/2026/09/26/u...nytimes.comRahm Emanuel Makes His 2026 Play (Gift Article)The longtime Democratic insider has emerged as a behind-the-scenes force in his party’s push to win back Congress. After that, he’ll think about 2028. 071
John Elliott @velcroski.bsky.social · 26/09/2026↪ Replying to @royalpratt.bsky.socialUgh. With someone other than your spouse/partner, on the promise of power and riches. 000
Chauncey Billups’ Bookie @moneyman10.bsky.social · 26/09/2026↪ Replying to @royalpratt.bsky.socialPreparing for 2028? Lol. Is there a more delusional politician in America? 010
Takanaka Time @connermadeitout.bsky.social · 26/09/2026↪ Replying to @royalpratt.bsky.socialMan, is there a larger collection of dumbasses than political pundits at the NYT? 2161
Ian Coldwater 🧊🚫 @lookitup.baby · 26/09/2026↪ Replying to @royalpratt.bsky.socialI feel bad for this guy’s wife 32171
Virgíl Al-Hawkíns @crymsondawn.bsky.social · 26/09/2026↪ Replying to @royalpratt.bsky.socialHorrible metaphor aside, talking about Rahm Emmanuel without mentioning the Chicago police torture blacksite, covering up the murder of Laquan McDonald, or him following in the footsteps of his zionist terrorist group (Irgun) father by enabling Israel at every step shows that Anzalone is a pos too 030
suset20.bsky.social @suset20.bsky.social · 26/09/2026↪ Replying to @royalpratt.bsky.socialIs it really that 'short' John?!😂 000
Salacious B Crumb @salbcrumb.bsky.social · 26/09/2026↪ Replying to @royalpratt.bsky.socialThe attempt to sell Rahm does remind me of perfunctory coitus between people that don’t really like one another anymore. 091
Numbcat9 @numbcat9.bsky.social · 26/09/2026↪ Replying to @royalpratt.bsky.socialSo, these people whose failure led directly to now want the reins *again*? Hey Boomers: GET. THE. FUCK. OFF. THE. STAGE. 031
I Suggest The Wicker Man @isuggestwickerman.bsky.social · 26/09/2026↪ Replying to @royalpratt.bsky.socialMetaphor needs to be banned immediately. 040
Karl Runser @therunser.bsky.social · 26/09/2026↪ Replying to @royalpratt.bsky.socialMore enlightening political coverage from the NYT …static.klipy.comCoroca Unsee ThisALT: Coroca Unsee This 020
Sarah Boyle @thesarahboyle.bsky.social · 26/09/2026↪ Replying to @royalpratt.bsky.socialThank God my sex life is not like this. Also, Rahm Emmanuel is slime. 010
Omnia Ostia @omniaostia.bsky.social · 26/09/2026↪ Replying to @royalpratt.bsky.socialWe've got to get all these weird freaks out of politics. I am tired of subsidizing their public humiliation kinks. 010
coolhand.bsky.social @coolhand.bsky.social · 26/09/2026↪ Replying to @royalpratt.bsky.socialWhat a day to be able to read etc etc 1590
Sane English @saneenglish.bsky.social · 26/09/2026↪ Replying to @royalpratt.bsky.socialWish Dems understood the political power of Make This Tiresome Person Go Away and Bring Me Someone New 020
WhatAimeeWrites @whataimeewrites.bsky.social · 26/09/2026↪ Replying to @royalpratt.bsky.social Not only is he not going to be president, he's not going to be a serious candidate. 010