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@diseaseinme.bsky.social
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Baudrillard and non alcoholic beers. Sophist turnspit dog. Marketing Director at Black&Mild.

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Cabbage Facts @diseaseinme.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
All I can say is it wouldn't have gone down like that if he was there
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Wanna Hear Some Halo Lore? @stefanheck.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Nice moment at the bookstore today when I said “Mouse’s Wood” was about JF’s penis. Then he said “Worm on the Job” was about mine. Then we both saw “Stubby” at the same time and just looked at each other.
Books on a bookshelf at a bookstore:
“Mouse’s Wood”
“Worm on the Job”
“Stubby”
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Cabbage Facts @diseaseinme.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
If you want to replicate the effects of the diarrhea parasite you can just table 2tbsp of psyllium husk when you're worried about your fiber intake and I promise it'll make you feel the same
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
I've never met a cat with expressions like this. this is a grown man
orange cat with a withering expression
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Cabbage Facts @diseaseinme.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
Hmm, I wonder why Jamelle Bouie felt compelled to reflect on the interrogation of those responsible for managing great atrocities
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Cabbage Facts @diseaseinme.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
@murderxbryan.bsky.social Very disappointed that Maynards Wine gummies did not end up being a Maynard from Tool venture
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treb @treblaw.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
These pics get better and better. More
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Cabbage Facts @diseaseinme.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
Setting Gravity's Rainbow down, and sipping scotch with my other hand when the tornado siren starts, "oh, so you're telling me I'll hear it BEFORE it strikes? How quaint,"
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J HELL P @jlp.systems · 24/04/2026
10 years ago we had Tim Apple and some other guys. Now we have some different other guys
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Cabbage Facts @diseaseinme.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
Pumpkin pie spice is kind of an index fund for baking flavors
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Cabbage Facts @diseaseinme.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
Apparently it's not kosher to ask the neighborhood kids if they are Weeners (fans of Ween)
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Cabbage Facts @diseaseinme.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
It's fucked up that there's tickseed, which is a nice flower, and seed ticks, which are the worst thing imaginable
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Cabbage Facts @diseaseinme.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
Another day, another stink bug in my garage looking for the function 🤣
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🔪🔪🔪bryan 🔪 🔪 🔪 @murderxbryan.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
I gotta own the Tony Iommi cologne
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Cabbage Facts @diseaseinme.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
My next Dnd character will be named Rock Ptarmigan Also sounds like a character from Southland Tales
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Cabbage Facts @diseaseinme.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
Somewhere out there a brave artist is figuring out how best to rap Pingus with Mingus and make it the basis of an unstoppable flow
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Cabbage Facts @diseaseinme.bsky.social · 11/01/2026
To my handyman: Yeah that's a good idea with the ceiling vent. What do you think of this mole? Could you take it off with your oscillating tool?
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Cabbage Facts @diseaseinme.bsky.social · 18/12/2025
You're actually supposed to pee really dark around the holidays
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Cabbage Facts @diseaseinme.bsky.social · 16/12/2025
If you want to sound stupid just try and say something interesting about space
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Cabbage Facts @diseaseinme.bsky.social · 07/12/2025
You know he and Brian Griffin are tearing it up in there 🤣🤣
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brent @murrman5.bsky.social · 12/08/2023
"no rapping tonight" why? "you rap about patrick swayze everytime, it's embarrassing" ok [after one beer] uh oh y'all it's gettin kinda hazy
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😱 Spooky SpectreKILLoquy 🔪 🩸 @caulimovirus.bsky.social · 13/10/2025
computer, write goldfinger laser scene but with rick and morty … heh heh heh … computer, do austin powers steamroller scene but make it with rick and morty… no make rick drive the steamroller … hahahaha … computer, do, uh, make die hard but make it rick and morty … fuck that’s so good … computer, m-
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Cabbage Facts @diseaseinme.bsky.social · 07/12/2025
Don: It's not about tea. It's about being tiny. Our customers wish they could turn into a mouse sometimes. We just need to remind them of it. Pete: This is New York, Don! Our rat customers aren't going to stand for this! Burt, twisting-beard: The Japanese have long known the virtue of being small.
A small blue handmade ceramic teapot sits on a wooden shelf surrounded by partially obscured mugs and bowls.
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Cabbage Facts @diseaseinme.bsky.social · 07/12/2025
Lemme tell ya, I'm the Don Draper of making too much eye contact and then being too cowardly to introduce myself properly
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Marjorie James Keenan @unenthusiast.com · 18/11/2025
bet this feels so good if you're a router
close-up of a straightened paper clip being inserted into the reset pinhole on the back of a wifi router
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Cabbage Facts @diseaseinme.bsky.social · 13/11/2025
I'm gonna live forever
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Cabbage Facts @diseaseinme.bsky.social · 12/11/2025
Had a dream I was craving black and milds, but didn't have any.
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Cabbage Facts @diseaseinme.bsky.social · 12/11/2025
To get a really nice patina you've gotta drink the coffee before and after you brush your teeth.
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UncleofJamiroquai @jessefarrar.com · 04/11/2025
rip Dink Chunky
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Cabbage Facts @diseaseinme.bsky.social · 22/09/2025
The phrase "whole body deodorant" instantly makes me feel violent
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Cabbage Facts @diseaseinme.bsky.social · 20/09/2025
Why did they even invent cool white lightbulbs damn
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Cabbage Facts @diseaseinme.bsky.social · 19/09/2025
I wish we knew what Mayhem's childhood was like before he got into thwarting the uninsured. Maybe he grew up with a pet gecko that died? @disneyprimevideo.bsky.social
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Cabbage Facts @diseaseinme.bsky.social · 19/09/2025
The thing about buying a house from the 50s is that there just aren't enough brown recluses skittering about in the summer. I don't know what to do without them! And the guys who hung the sheet rock were probably racist 🤣
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Janne K. Flisrand @jannefrommpls.bsky.social · 12/09/2025
Stormwater capture & filtration turns amenity in this Leutschenbach #Zürich development. The steps into the water were a required safety feature.
A water feature mostly filled with tall grasses in the center of a development. Two wide,  shallow steps nearly the length of pond step down to the water. A toddler in the distance stands on the step edge, looking into the pond.
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Cabbage Facts @diseaseinme.bsky.social · 08/09/2025
My budget dictates that every purchase be weighed against a given quantity of cabbage, salmon, and native shrubs
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Cabbage Facts @diseaseinme.bsky.social · 08/09/2025
One of the things about old houses is they just don't creak enough at night anymore. They don't make em squeaky and croaking like they used to
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Cabbage Facts @diseaseinme.bsky.social · 08/09/2025
Have you heard Late Night Dry Poop by Spent All His Money on Light Fixtures?
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Cabbage Facts @diseaseinme.bsky.social · 08/09/2025
As a new homeowner I don't get to read Pynchon anymore because I have to know this shit to keep my house from collapsing
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Devin Thomas O’Shea @devintoshea.bsky.social · 31/08/2025
the atomic cloud story is recirculating, so nows a great time to check out the @proteanmag.com essay and the TrueAnonPod episode we did a while back proteanmag.com/2022/11/28/p...
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much like your ghosting @mlyp.bsky.social · 21/08/2025
I gave my life to christ in the cracker barrel parking lot
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Cabbage Facts @diseaseinme.bsky.social · 17/08/2025
1 burpin, 1 watch, and 1 beard am I right fellow guys
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Cabbage Facts @diseaseinme.bsky.social · 17/08/2025
My neighbor Toyota - a big vintage land cruiser 2x scale
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Cabbage Facts @diseaseinme.bsky.social · 17/08/2025
We used to have tryptophan but now we just have crypto fans
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Cabbage Facts @diseaseinme.bsky.social · 17/08/2025
All my spelunkers were over and I forgot to tell them my roommate is a descent monster.... it was pretty awkward
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Yassassin @diabolical.bsky.social · 15/08/2025
Polish army preparing their horses for a second cavalry charge against tanks.
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Cabbage Facts @diseaseinme.bsky.social · 27/07/2025
Weather men are the degenerate gamblers of science
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Cabbage Facts @diseaseinme.bsky.social · 24/07/2025
I've really nailed throwing a pillow to the foot of the bed without throwing it off the bed entirely
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🕸️🕷️SpiderPost🕷️🕸️(mortem), if clinically indicated @ridertoast.bsky.social · 16/07/2025
At the ballatro. straight up “jokin’ it”. and by “it” hahah well. let’s just sayr my multipliers
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skeeter devilpenis @guypussy.bsky.social · 15/07/2025
gender affirming drywall hole
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