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Yassassin

@diabolical.bsky.social
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Bad writer but good person.

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Oregon 🕎🎲 @oregonthedm.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
What a Vegetable, huh?

Wednesday, it's lemon
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An Anarchist Who Tried Her Best @nataliereed84.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
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Yassassin @diabolical.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
It's hard to believe that Chinese food hasn't yet been successfully sandwichified by creating huge eggrolls with more stuff inside. It seems so simple.
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Yassassin @diabolical.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Lake Ontario: America-centric, named after the thing across the water from where you stand, at the center of civilization Lake America: We are no longer the sun itself but just another planet orbiting a truly globalized system, so self-consciously less important that we are collecting name tags.
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Yassassin @diabolical.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Chased my little dog around the yard for about 60 seconds and I want to throw up.
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Yassassin @diabolical.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
It's like David's song, "don't look back in anger"
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Yassassin @diabolical.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Wow
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Yassassin @diabolical.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
I want to see the Letterboxd metrics of how many people click on a movie to read its reviews, realize they have accidentally clicked a title in the rental service ad bar, and backed out within 2 seconds.
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Yassassin @diabolical.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
We need to re-partition the internet. I want to keep up with my acquaintances' fun projects but not their beefs with local businesses or political views or miscellaneous derangement.
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Yassassin @diabolical.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
I get on my wife's case for being clingy with old junk but I've held onto two of these things "just in case"
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Yassassin @diabolical.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
If you're just shamelessly bullshitting during a press conference a big vaudeville hook should come from off stage but instead of dragging you away it severs your neck from your body.
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Yassassin @diabolical.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
had a nightmare about Daylight Saving Time and woke up in the middle of the night (7 am)
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Yassassin @diabolical.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
student loan website doesn't even work, what am I supposed to do here
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Yassassin @diabolical.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
Pixar should make up for Coco by putting out a Ratatouille-style movie about how making shoes is creative and fulfilling.
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Yassassin @diabolical.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
You should be allowed to leave meetings that are boring no questions asked. In fact everyone should get mad at the guy running the meeting for failing to make it interesting.
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Yassassin @diabolical.bsky.social · 27/12/2025
Me to Pandora: yes, ok I like "Marshmallow World" by Darlene Love. But how many fucking times do you think I want to hear it in a week? Weak fucking algorithm! *Pandora plays Mannheim Steamroller "Hark! The Herald Angels Sing" for the 42nd time today* Me: good robot
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Yassassin @diabolical.bsky.social · 27/12/2025
They should make a version of chess without the knight so you can play easy mode and not get pissed off by some confusing bouncy horseshit.
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Yassassin @diabolical.bsky.social · 25/12/2025
The weeks of endless secrets, lies and subterfuge are finally behind us. Merry Christmas.🎄
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Yassassin @diabolical.bsky.social · 12/12/2025
*being of blinding light appears before me* I AM THE LORD YOUR GOD. BE NOT AFRAID. Me: why'd you make my feet get clammy when they're cold so they stay cold even in socks? I AM THE ALPHA AND OME-- Me: *pulls a knife* answer the question
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Yassassin @diabolical.bsky.social · 11/12/2025
Guy who ignored his grandma when she was alive and now talks to a chatbot wearing her skin.
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Yassassin @diabolical.bsky.social · 11/12/2025
Having a medical test this morning so I can't have breakfast. Just sentence me to death.
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Yassassin @diabolical.bsky.social · 11/12/2025
It's weird that our entire economy is based on ads because I doubt they even work anymore.
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Yassassin @diabolical.bsky.social · 11/12/2025
They never tell you that when you get older you start to really hate being mildly cold or hot.
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Yassassin @diabolical.bsky.social · 11/12/2025
Seems to me Americans are annoyed by whichever party is in charge since they're currently working to make your life bad.
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Yassassin @diabolical.bsky.social · 10/12/2025
"Disclose" is giving me hope that they don't have mine already.
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Yassassin @diabolical.bsky.social · 10/12/2025
Society would collapse if we took this advice.
Goodreads screenshot. Header reads "featured lists". The middle list reads "Books everyone should read at least once (31,189 books)"
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Yassassin @diabolical.bsky.social · 09/12/2025
Swinging my leg back as a counterbalance when I bend down to pick up a nickel and kicking a pregnant woman in the belly.
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Yassassin @diabolical.bsky.social · 09/12/2025
@aynrandy.boontavista.com I have listened to and enjoyed the podcast. It may fit in nicely to my "housework" slot.
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Yassassin @diabolical.bsky.social · 09/12/2025
Was Project Gutenberg gutted by that flumpy floo guy? Says it has 75,000 books which seems like a very low number of books.
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Yassassin @diabolical.bsky.social · 09/12/2025
Suburban guys in cowboy hats are kind of in distinct to me from suburban guys in pirate hats. You look silly dude.
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Maybe Miri @mirimiri9999.bsky.social · 09/12/2025
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Yassassin @diabolical.bsky.social · 09/12/2025
Paul Dano is decent, doesn't really thrill me or let me down. But he has that Leo quality where him choosing to be in a movie makes me think the movie will be good.
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Yassassin @diabolical.bsky.social · 08/12/2025
Those cringe hipster restaurants called Egg Slut or whatever are fulfilling the Idiocracy prophecy about Fuddruckers slowly evolving into Buttfuckers.
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Yassassin @diabolical.bsky.social · 08/12/2025
I appreciate that every social media service actively encourages me to do something less aggravating with my time.
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Yassassin @diabolical.bsky.social · 06/12/2025
Learning to draw and do voices so I can make a cartoon about a slow loris named Slow Doris and she's dumb as hell.
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Jack Graham @timescarcass.bsky.social · 05/12/2025
The overinvestment in AI is an expression of the age-old capitalist dream to eliminate the workers' labour from capital, thus maximising the amount of surplus value going to capital, completely oblivious to the fact that this, if achievable, would destroy capitalism by eliminating value itself.
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Yassassin @diabolical.bsky.social · 06/12/2025
~a scene from the marital bed~ Me: babe I can hear your earbuds from here. You're gonna damage your eardrums. Wife: I don't have them in it's just my phone Me: (sleeping pills hitting) yrr gun damge yur earjums Wife: God I want you to fuck me so bad
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Yassassin @diabolical.bsky.social · 06/12/2025
Tell these guys to shut the fuck up
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BayBayFriend @baybayfriend.bsky.social · 04/12/2025
Dreamed I got a chastising message at work that said, “You should know the names of all the Muppets,” and someone stuck up for me, saying, “I don’t think this one has a name,” and they attached a picture of like a white Gonzo with no eyes
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Yassassin @diabolical.bsky.social · 05/12/2025
The elf brings my children joy, yet I can't help but hate him.
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Yassassin @diabolical.bsky.social · 05/12/2025
Remember when Inception dropped and a million reddit sleuths tried to prove which was the "true" ending?
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onion person @junlper.beer · 04/12/2025
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Yassassin @diabolical.bsky.social · 03/12/2025
Ron Howard's Grinch was the first time it even occurred to me that a movie could have bad lighting.
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Yassassin @diabolical.bsky.social · 01/12/2025
Some guys love to drive slow in the left lane and then complain the drivers passing on the right are nasty.
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Yassassin @diabolical.bsky.social · 01/12/2025
I love being yelled at by randos and not knowing how to react.
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Yassassin @diabolical.bsky.social · 01/12/2025
I like to give death stares to babies I see in public because if you smile they just look away bored but it's a dangerous game.
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Yassassin @diabolical.bsky.social · 01/12/2025
Responded to this confidently with 2 wrong answers before seeing the reply that already solved it. That's why I'm da chess masta
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Yassassin @diabolical.bsky.social · 28/11/2025
A revelation to me was realizing "great artists steal" doesn't mean they shamelessly copy as Tarantino suggests here, it means once they borrow an idea they do it so well it belongs to them in the public consciousness.
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Gillian Branstetter @gbbranstetter.bsky.social · 28/11/2025
My hot take for Bluesky is they should have kept the invite system
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Gareth Watkins @garethwatkins.bsky.social · 28/11/2025
Not to be the 'it was always about power' guy, but...
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