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Disaster Ship Blonde

@disastershipblonde.bsky.social
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V, ancient and unknowable. She/her. UK. An old-timey carnival ringmaster exhibiting Izzy Hands like a Fiji mermaid. The home of Foot Guy Hornigold. "She wins" - Con O'Neill. ☭ Fandom account. OFMD and other sad guys on boats. 🔞

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Disaster Ship Blonde @disastershipblonde.bsky.social · 22h
Ben accidentally gives Izzy a masterclass in crime by giving him incentive to come back to custody (big beardy daddy patdown) and lengthy lectures on how not to be caught (during the big beardy daddy patdown).
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Our Flag Means Death Frames @ofmdframes.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
FUUUUUUCK YOU
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Disaster Ship Blonde @disastershipblonde.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
BARK BARK BARK
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Disaster Ship Blonde @disastershipblonde.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
*The opening chords of Paint It Black ring out ominously*
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Disaster Ship Blonde @disastershipblonde.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
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Snow White Evil Witch Laugh
ALT: Snow White Evil Witch Laugh
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Disaster Ship Blonde @disastershipblonde.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
SEND HIM DOWN
Photo of Mark Mitchinson in a sheriff's costume for East of EdenCon O'Neill in The Bill during the early 90s
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Disaster Ship Blonde @disastershipblonde.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
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waving lizard
ALT: waving lizard
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Aria Winningson @aria.labeledrude.online · 14/10/2026
happy sickos day to all who celebrate
Wikipedia page for "Sickos"
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Lark 🔞🍉 @sensationseekng.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
todays 50 minutes & #ofmdKinktober day 6: collaring & temperature play #ofmdart
Sketchy painting of Izzy hands seen form chest up restrained with a heavy dollar and chain. Hes covered in wax and Ed's hand reaches in from off screen to burn hin with a candle
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Disaster Ship Blonde @disastershipblonde.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Rough day. I shall retire to my chambers and squish this little stress ball.
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Disaster Ship Blonde @disastershipblonde.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
I would expect nothing less from you!
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Disaster Ship Blonde @disastershipblonde.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Damn, and they don't even have courtesans in there any more!
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Disaster Ship Blonde @disastershipblonde.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Izzy and Ed casually reenacting the video for It's All Coming Back To Me
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Mar Katoto 🌠 @ SCARY MONTH 👻 @markatoto.com · 11/10/2026
it has been less than 24 hours and i am completely endeared to biddy blas
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Disaster Ship Blonde @disastershipblonde.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Nooo! Admittedly, I went there nearly 20 years ago.
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Disaster Ship Blonde @disastershipblonde.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Only just noticed her knuckle tattoos say DEAD CREW
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WaywardAF 💚♠️🦄🏴‍☠️🏳️‍🌈🎃 @waywardaf.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
How the fuck was this even real?!?!?!
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Disaster Ship Blonde @disastershipblonde.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Hot chocolate in Florian's!
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Disaster Ship Blonde @disastershipblonde.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
The clock: 7pm The algorithm: Bring her the sights that taste like music
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Disaster Ship Blonde @disastershipblonde.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Instagram has learned that I tend to be 🍃of an evening and has started waiting until roughly this time every night to show me videos of people shovelling brightly coloured candy and squeezing delicious-looking stress toys.
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Disaster Ship Blonde @disastershipblonde.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
That awful feeling when you paint out all your antagonistic drivers and have to bring out The Applejack Scenario.
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Space ✨🐙 @spacecadetglowao3.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
COUGH COUGH
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Disaster Ship Blonde @disastershipblonde.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
He did the same saccharine thing to Hill House, overwriting Jackson’s words to make them more cheerful. I want to fight him.
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Disaster Ship Blonde @disastershipblonde.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
I’m not afraid to say I bloody loathe this guy.
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Disaster Ship Blonde @disastershipblonde.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Does Izzy Hands run Doom? He do!
Izzy doll loosed my a vintage computer running Doom
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Disaster Ship Blonde @disastershipblonde.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Enjoy my ghostly reflection
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Disaster Ship Blonde @disastershipblonde.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Ol’ Ben’s on the case, ma’am.
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Disaster Ship Blonde @disastershipblonde.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Nathan's in this, talking about how they write and produce SNL sketches. www.youtube.com/watch?v=E0AC...
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A Week Inside SNL UK
YouTube video by Saturday Night Live UK
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Disaster Ship Blonde @disastershipblonde.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Hard same.
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Disaster Ship Blonde @disastershipblonde.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
She's obviously not well.
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Disaster Ship Blonde @disastershipblonde.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Ugh, I'm so sorry!
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Disaster Ship Blonde @disastershipblonde.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
They’re my fursona. They smell strongly of weed because their urine contains the exact same chemicals. I love them so much.
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Disaster Ship Blonde @disastershipblonde.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Honestly, I was stunned by how clear everything was, and I usually don't notice that sort of thing. Or glass doors, sometimes.
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Disaster Ship Blonde @disastershipblonde.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
The only film that's ever actually terrified me. I was clutching Partner for dear life. Magnificent, and I never want to see it again.
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Disaster Ship Blonde @disastershipblonde.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
"Anything you want me to, captain."
Mark Mitchinson in East of Eden looking like a very concerned sexy Captain Birdseye.
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Space ✨🐙 @spacecadetglowao3.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
😂 when you're a hammer (sicko) everything looks like a nail (Victorian doctor with questionable ethics)
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Disaster Ship Blonde @disastershipblonde.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
A cosy man!
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Disaster Ship Blonde @disastershipblonde.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I was convinced 4k would do nothing for me and my bleary eyes, but Nosferatu is just stunning - you see every snowflake!
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Disaster Ship Blonde @disastershipblonde.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I'll try to get a shitty phone recording later.
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Disaster Ship Blonde @disastershipblonde.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
In my excitement, I managed to miss the fact that he plays the sheriff, but it's 30 seconds of bliss and I'm keeping it.
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Disaster Ship Blonde @disastershipblonde.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Unfortunately he's doing an American accent, but we can't have everything. Dope me up, daddy, there are no legal restrictions.
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Disaster Ship Blonde @disastershipblonde.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
FUCKING HELL, Hornigold is IN East of Eden, he's a Victorian doctor, help me I can only get so erect
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Disaster Ship Blonde @disastershipblonde.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
"I wonder why people aren't having kids any more", asks the magazine that wants a £229 annual fee. Hmmmmmm.
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Disaster Ship Blonde @disastershipblonde.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Look at the two of them occupying Weird First Mate Space.
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Darach Ó Séaghdha @darach.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Lookit. Deep down every Irish person wants to spin some yank a yarn that gets cited as fact in some factual text. We told an Irish American girl that when the Muppets was released in Ireland, Kermit the Frog was called Dermot the Frog because Cromwell’s son was a Kermit.
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Disaster Ship Blonde @disastershipblonde.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I will fight him in a Wetherspoons car park
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Disaster Ship Blonde @disastershipblonde.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
MANNERS, BONNET
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Disaster Ship Blonde @disastershipblonde.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Oh, the trailer music is Beethoven's 7th—
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Scream Cat
ALT: Scream Cat
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Disaster Ship Blonde @disastershipblonde.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
He can come too, and then there'll be a party
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Disaster Ship Blonde @disastershipblonde.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I'm watching East of Eden. "I loved you best. Why else would I have gone to the trouble of hurting you?"
Altered screenshot of a Tumblr text post reading "#not to goldenboy but oh my fucking god. oh my god. jesus fuck #ing christ. oh my god. fucking shit jesus fuck oh my fucking jesus fucking christ. god in heaven. holy fucking shit"
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