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The Great Pumpkin Papers 🎃🎃🎃 @professormusgrave.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
You’re right to push back. That was a set of red balloons, not a Soviet first strike. Should I order some ambulances?
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SE Gyges @segyges.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I'm back, I missed you all. Since this is an important subject I know too much about, here's a 🧵 explaining that AI Safety Is Mostly A Sex Cult. I don't think these people should make policy. (1/?) (alternative title: Time For Some Cult Theory)
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Ester Axiom 💫 @esteraxiom.mom · 11/09/2026
My company, Acevedo Labs, is proud to announce we just raised seed capital to create the first brain scanning machine, inspired by our favorite aspirational story—
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World Bollard Association™️ @worldbollardassoc.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
😈 #WorldBollardAssociation
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Dimev @dimev.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Ok so blued sky is rather annoying in terms of self hosting shit, looks like I can't create a "top level" account thing? Might as well just set the domain here and let bsky themselves manage the pds because it's just mega annoying
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Dimev @dimev.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
what the fuck is a "DID"
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Dimev @dimev.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Now that the bsky pds is less ass (as in, I don't have to run their scripts as root) I am gonna try and move this account to my own stuff anyway Wow lmao this shit is annoying to do, where are the docs gts and mastodon make this a lot easier lmao
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Dimev @dimev.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
New tune dittytoy.net/ditty/7a716f... Goose - Full Measure - original at www.youtube.com/watch?v=O8cG... - transcribed from onlinesequencer.net/5261760
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Full Measure by skythedragon | Dittytoy
Goose - Full Measure - original at https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O8cGhxh9gm4 - transcribed from https://onlinesequencer.net/5261760 Technically it's Half Truths, given there is no drum track here.
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DoctorLalve @doctorlalve.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
run little robot
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Dimev @dimev.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Jeanne d'arch btw
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Haskell programming language @haskell.org · 19/08/2026
Does *your* runtime system embed the Eye of Sauron? Yeah, I didn't think so. 💅 #Haskell
Description of selector thunks in the GHC runtime system, and suddenly the sentence "the garbage collector sees all, knows all."
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Dimev @dimev.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
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Haskell programming language @haskell.org · 13/08/2026
Keep 'em coming
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ae @aelkus.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
in the early 2000s, they made
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Alex Austin @crypticsea.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
I want to be very clear here, I'm not advocating against using meth, as a software engineer I use meth everyday to help me be more productive
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Turing Police Andúnië Branch 🇺🇦🇱🇹🇵🇸🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @dov.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
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Regime Accountant, CPA ☠️🎢 @regimecpa.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
You can actually go here right at the start of the game but Link won't have enough experience in drinking to defeat Gannon
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Dimev @dimev.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
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Nico, Indie Game Encyclopedia @niconickname.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Together with my friend Olivia and Stramaberry, we made a game for the GMTK game jam! It's a game about cooking with microwaves at a fancy restaurant, as you may be able to tell for the name ;P Give it a try! itch.io/jam/gmtk-jam...
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Rate Panic at the restaurant that secretly cooks everything using microwaves by NicoNickname, Ribiveer, Stramaraberry for GMTK Game Jam 2026
If anyone figures out how you are preparing the food, you are cooked!
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hikikomorphism @hikikomorphism.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
this came to me in a dream
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Dimev @dimev.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
🎵 I see a horse and I want them painted green 🎵
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Dimev @dimev.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
@reindernijhoff.net For Dittytoy, would it be possible to also get a way trigger instruments with a midi keyboard? Would make it a nice way to try out some nice sound design without having to also program test songs
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Dimev @dimev.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
@zzt.mas.to.ap.brid.gy Using the power of a fully functional fedi bridge, we can read @davidgerard.circumstances.run.ap.brid.gy's on bsky again
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Kelsey Atherton @atherton.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
adding crenellations to the ivory tower
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Dimev @dimev.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Even more writing dimmadome.net/whimsy/airpo...
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Airport
A short story
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furby hancock @furbyhancock.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Cannot CHECK PHONE in combat. Cannot CHECK PHONE in combat. Cannot CHECK PHONE in combat. Cannot CHECK PHONE in combat. Cannot CHECK PHONE in combat. You were killed by DARK WIZARD!
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kurivaim 𓃠 @kuriva.im · 13/07/2026
true gnu/linux has never been tried
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Dave "Commissions Available" Clarke @daveclarke.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Linux makes sense on paper but it just doesnt fit with human nature
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Nikita Lisitsa @lisyarus.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
I don't think I'll do anything else with this project in the near future, but you can generate a bunch of lovely-looking maps here: lisyarus.github.io/castles/ #indiedev #gamedev #indiegames
lisyarus.github.io
Castles
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Dimev @dimev.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
@why485.bsky.social What would you reccomend doing if I wanted to make a flight simulation game? iirc you had some stuff on twitter about that but I don't have an account there so it's hard to look up.
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☀️ Starshine @starshine.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
i gotchu
holy light of islam 


speaker setup with doom eternal on the tv screen

cartoonishly jacked buff avatar

side left speaker labeled gospel of marcion aramaic

front left labeled bible chinese 

front right labeled mozart 2x speed 

side right speaker labeled peshitta japanese

side back right labeled Septuagint
Pashto

side back labeled book of judas english, hissing of snakes

side back left labeled tawehedo portuguese

above lights called the holy light of islam
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Guilherme Nunes @guilhernunes.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
penguin who doesnt believe in aliens will be the next to be abducted
painting of a penguin posting on the internet about how he doesn't believe in aliens, but through the window there's a UFO releasing a beam to abduct him
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Mara Bos @mara.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
Can't wait for this new release. 🎮
A slide showing "Unvalued Goose Game - by SoftBank", the goose from untitled goose game "goose value 0?", three golden eggs, and a warning sign with an icon of an egg with "ASI" written on it.
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Mira of Kyiv 🇺🇦 @reshetz.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
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Idiot Kitchen @idiotkitchen.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
Picture of a capybara at the beach.
The caption says, "if you are reading this the curse is lifted have a good day"
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Dimev @dimev.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
we do a little more writing dimmadome.net/whimsy/hot-s...
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Hot Spring
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Dimev @dimev.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
We do a little writing dimmadome.net/whimsy/croqu...
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Croque Madame
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blueartistic813 @blueartistic813.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
Heaven Piercing @hakita.bsky.social
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Sachymetsu @sachy.dev · 11/06/2026
If I open a free soup kitchen that people eat at, but then I start serving spoiled, rotten soup, people would still be right to complain about me serving crap. Only in tech that people are expected to keep eating without complaint.
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Squid🦑 @squi.dev · 03/06/2026
_opening search engine_ how to transition without side effects....
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bigbookofbug @bigbookofbug.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
trans rights and type safety what more could you want from a programming language
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Maggie Westrum @maggiewestrum.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
but i’m a crepe i’m a weird dough what the challah am i doing here i don’t boulanger
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mochimochi @mikumikudice.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
people with negative rizz: hi do you know rust? people with rizz so big it has its own atmosphere: hello, cutie~~ how about I teach you how to program in haskell?
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mira @inkreas.ing · 18/11/2025
i love c++ now
youtube screenshot of a cppcon 2025 talk recording about optional refs. The video shows a orange box that says "HRT".
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Bethany~ @picklebee.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
Scottish mf'ers when they say "I'm going for a walk"
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Alex Elizabeth Byrne McMillan @undeniablyalex.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
YOU’RE LISTENING TO SISYPHUS FM, THE HOME OF NON-STOP ROCK
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Sachymetsu @sachy.dev · 22/05/2026
Haskell lost all the cat girls to rust. Atproto was invaded by puppy girls (and the crypto bros are salty about it). I wonder what will be the next target of the trans agenda™ 🤔
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Dangerously Fine and Unforgiven @rockthekoopa.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
Shamelessly stolen
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Aspharon @asph.me · 19/05/2026
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Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
i will simply incant "do NOT corrupt me. make NO mistakes" before wielding the One Ring
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