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Hi, I'm Bram, AKA Aspharon. 26 years old. Dutch nerd who thinks too much about raccoons and Pokémon Platinum. 🇳🇱🏳️‍🌈 He/They Find me in other places: asph.me

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Aspharon @asph.me · 10h
Ribbon #1 out of many
A Pokémon Colosseum screenshot where Heracross obtains a ribbon for being purified
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Daan Koopman @nintendaan.com · 21h
Yup, I checked. The German version is even funnier.
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Crafter Miitopia 🏳️‍⚧️ington B @crafterb.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
I've realized that many people who come across the Shayy situation either don't know them, or do not know the extent of their actions. Some who have seen it have still yet to grasp the severity Because of this, I made a document compiling every post and video I know docs.google.com/document/d/1...
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Shayy Situation Compilation Document
Home Page Summary This document is meant to compile the public videos, posts, and documents that relate to everything Shayy has done. Shayy is/was an Undertale and Deltarune content creator, who was ...
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Aspharon @asph.me · 30/09/2026
youve gotta be fucking kidding me
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SODABYTES @sodabytes.com · 29/09/2026
⚠️ WARNING - HEALTH AND SAFETY Hi Touch the Touch Screen to continue.
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Nikki M @powderedsugarbear.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
You have been blessed by the friend onion :).
A clear container with fried onions in it the sign says "friend onion".
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blawnk @blawnk.com · 27/09/2026
this is how i find out Super Monkey Ball 2's keyboard has no lowercase w???? just a second t??
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Two panel comic. Panel 1: a bat hangs upside-down from a telephone line at sunset. The bat is in front of a billboard advertising the Florida Mega Jackpot, which is valued at $5,318,008 - represented with a digital ticker. Panel 2: the POV flips to the bat’s upside-down perspective, which makes the digital numbers look like they spell “BOOBIES”. The bat appears delighted.
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lily🌱 @owlylly.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
beasts come out for autumn
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TAHK0 @tahk0.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
you can’t even write jokes better than this
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Aspharon @asph.me · 27/09/2026
big walk is 100% my GOTY
me sitting bisexually in big walkme sitting sidewaysly in big walkone of my friends holding up a sign saying "9/11 :(" in big walkthree characters, one sleeping and holding a lamp, one holding a purple baby, and one looking through binoculars, in big walk
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Iris/アイリス 🏳️‍⚧️ @irisdescentbird.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
funniest rom hack reasoning of all time
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Congrats Sailer, You Made It To Friday! @fridaysailer.com · 25/09/2026
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the freaking weeking - the sequel @freakingweeking.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
it’s the freaking weeking baby!!
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Aspharon @asph.me · 25/09/2026
Guys I already did the 9 games thing ages ago y'all are late
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Ariellah | אריאלה @sodone.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Tbf I shat bricks when I first saw electron microscope images demonstrating that organic compounds do in fact look like that
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Aspharon @asph.me · 21/09/2026
I'm at the undertale determination symphony world tour and there are so many cool people here
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Aspharon @asph.me · 21/09/2026
What's the point of special merch if you can only order it from two european countries 😭 It's so silly, here's to hoping we actually get pokemon center to ship to more EU countries soon
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Nora | CEO of Mega Evolution 👾 @norainthefuture.tv · 19/09/2026
please share this & make sure it’s the only attention logan paul & modretro get tomorrow.
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Stephanie 🍉 @ageofoddish.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
mmygod
the slut gnomes of false berlin jeopardy bluesky posttoday's jeopardy categories. the last 2 are "false berlin" and "bizarre little men"
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Aspharon @asph.me · 18/09/2026
they say people don't have superpowers but this morning I twisted my ankle so badly I got lightheaded and I'd like to see you do that
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CannedWolfMeat @cannedwolfmeat.standingintheodds.com · 16/09/2026
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RossyDoesDrawings (commissions open) @rossydoesdrawings.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I have some more commissions slots available now! It is £45 for a character sheet with a character and lots of items or £10 for just a character. Please send me a message if you would like to have one
a drawing of lots of items including a shield and axe and sword and a book and a backpack and a fiddle and bow. The character is skeleton person with a skeleton rabbit.drawing of a goblin with a leaf hat and leaf cloak and stripy trousers
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olyester 🌼 @cco00oo.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Summer's End
A digital painting of Buizel. A Buizel inside a glass of lemonade.
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Pop Base @popbase.tv · 15/09/2026
All of Ed Sheeran’s opening acts and his touring band have dropped out of the remaining dates of his ‘Loop’ tour in solidarity with Palestine and Macklemore.
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auggie @autumndork.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
dudeeee, it’s crazy how the meteor just barley missed the meteor crater visitor center
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Packwolf Lupestripe @lupestripe.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Looks like a project I was banking on has been postponed so money is looking tight for the next few weeks If you or your company needs professional editing, writing, proofreading, or marketing services, I’d certainly be interested Please drop me a message
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Jon Cartwright @jon.gvg.io · 09/09/2026
Oh that's us swearing on Dutch TV
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Rhiannon 🇵🇸 @rhithewitch.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
You really couldn't have asked for a more good faith way of approaching the subject and yet... extremely disappointing! I experienced this at the 1666 Amsterdam demo. If the tech is so great at what it does, why are you so annoyed when we ask you what it is actually doing?
Both Kanno’s answer and that Steam description are still notably vague, so wanting some actual details, I decided to push the issue. I asked, “So if you were to explain, what using it for ideation actually means. What does that process look like for someone, you know, someone who might not be a game developer?”It was at this point I noticed Kanno become somewhat annoyed that I had not moved on. Following a short exchange with his translator, she told me, “[So], we actually have to update this explanation, if you, uh, could… it’s all written in there [on Steam].”

I decided, maybe unwisely, not to drop this line of questioning, consulting my chicken handwriting in my notebook, “ So I do have the current Steam disclosure here- uh, which is, ‘Gen AI was used as part of the ideation process for background objects. However, no AI-generated content will be included in the final game.’ Uh–”

Before I had a chance to reiterate the parameters of the question and ask again what Gen-AI being used for ideation looked like, Kanno began talking to his translator, seemingly visibly annoyed. She then told me, “So it is as it’s written in the explanation, and today I would like to talk about Crazy Taxi: World Tour and the time is limited.”
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Aspharon @asph.me · 11/09/2026
I was already watching the UK stream because they just subtitle the Japanese presenters instead of dubbing over them but apparently they don't do the stupid [game] game thing either?? Common Europe W
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Brian Grubb @briancgrubb.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
THE PREMISE IS THAT THE MUPPETS ARE PUTTING ON A SHOW CALLED THE MUPPET SHOW
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PLDH @pldhnet.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
The Switch 2 is on a strong run of some really great, vivid boxarts. Lots of personality and colour.
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James GHOULizio 👻 @theswweet.myatproto.social · 10/09/2026
Microsoft: We laid off thousands of devs and are on the BDS list Sony: We are actively killing physical media across games and anime and canceled one of our promising non-GaaS releases Nintendo: added music to da Mii maker today
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Keith Stack-o'-lantern @keithstack.com · 10/09/2026
In response to today’s Nintendo Direct, Sony has announced -1 video games.
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Aspharon @asph.me · 09/09/2026
Holy shit this stuff is massive
• Recall Rights (Industry First!): If a dev gets laid off, they get 14 months of "recall rights" to be rehired into open positions on other Blizzard teams, plus guaranteed minimum severance.

• AI Protections: Microsoft/Blizzard can't just quietly replace them with generative AI. Management has to negotiate with the union before implementing any AI tech that affects jobs.

• Huge Pay Bumps: New salary floors ($51k to $70k depending on location) mean some severely underpaid QA and support workers are getting raises up to 34%.

• No More Arbitrary Firings: The contract establishes strict "just cause" protections, so they can't be fired on a whim.

• Work-Life Balance: Locked in a guaranteed 3-day hybrid work week, alongside actual remote working and disability accommodations.
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Aspharon @asph.me · 09/09/2026
bahahahha an open world kirby is ridiculous and I'm here for it
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Aspharon @asph.me · 09/09/2026
6??????????
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Ash @santanaelchan.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
trust
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Aspharon @asph.me · 09/09/2026
holy shit that official Metroid Ravenous box art goes so hard
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Aspharon @asph.me · 09/09/2026
I was wondering why they were spending so much time on switch sports resort but, it's not out yet??? I thought that released months ago
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Katie Tiedrich @katietiedrich.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
I’m not the first person to make this observation but the prevalence of nauseating ai-generated business logos means stuff like this hits CRAZY for me now
photo of a white truck with the logo for Bob’s BBQ Emporium, which is written in comic sans and has a charming rudimentary illustration of a pig
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Aspharon @asph.me · 08/09/2026
I sure hope that tomorrow's direct has a bit more meat on its bones because while everything they did show looked good they didn't really announce anything??? Pretty much no info on the movie, no new games, only more info about OoT (which we already knew existed)
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ascalaphid @ascalaphid.com · 07/09/2026
a tumblr interaction i just had
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Aspharon @asph.me · 08/09/2026
Holy shit ocarina of time looks gorgeous
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Evil Con Fettie @spacebeer.net · 06/09/2026
Have you greenlit it?
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Aspharon @asph.me · 05/09/2026
This image has a very niche audience
My white-furred arm holding a gamecube controller in its clawed hand, playing Pokémon Colosseum
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Wario64 @wario64.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Undertale is $2.49 on Steam buff.ly/J5jHu0R
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Aspharon @asph.me · 04/09/2026
THE GENERAL DIRECT IS 45 MINUTES???
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the freaking weeking - the sequel @freakingweeking.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
it’s the freaking weeking baby!!
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Aspharon @asph.me · 04/09/2026
Oh hell yeah
Nintendo Today Notification: The Legend of Zelda 40th Anniversary Direct 9.8.2026 and Nintendo Direct 9.9.2026 will be released on September 8th and September 9th respectively.
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