Reposted by Ted LitchfieldUncleofJamiroquai @jessefarrar.com · 12hIt seems quaint now that we do all our banking and race science there, but, nevertheless, it's true: at one time, people mostly wrote jokes on Twitter. 10 years ago, I wrote one about an old asshole and it kinda changed my life. Not his, though. www.cnn.com/2026/10/01/u...cnn.comThe tweet that defined a decade of Trump | CNNIt’s been 10 years since Jesse Farrar accidentally defined a political era with one pithy, prescient tweet. He wishes it never happened. 852100365
Reposted by Ted Litchfieldlincoln carpenter @lincolnhello.bsky.social · 30/09/2026I've undertaken a momentous task today at PC Gamer, where I'm chronicling my search for the Least Probable Goku on Nexus Mods using a patented Saiyan Singularity Judgment (SSJ) scoring system. I do this not for me, but for all of us. www.pcgamer.com/games/live/n...pcgamer.comLIVE: I'm hunting for the least probable Goku on Nexus Mods and no god or government can stop meMy bosses might! But they haven't yet. 37826
Reposted by Ted LitchfieldQueen's Domain⚔️ - DEMO OUT NOW @queensdomain.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Queen’s Domain is launching OCT 30TH!! ⚔️ Excited to announce our retro-fantasy action RPG with brutal combat and traversal-focused exploration will be available soon for PC and Consoles. Coming to Steam, Switch 2, Xbox Series and PS5! 522076652
Reposted by Ted LitchfieldChristopher Livingston @chrislivingston.bsky.social · 30/09/2026BREAKINGpcgamer.comNecks added to videogame"...the feedback [on neckless characters] we've consistently got is that people hate them. They hate everything about them." 1117
Reposted by Ted LitchfieldSupper Mario Broth @mariobrothblog.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door inadvertently depicts Peach as the quickest typist in the world. She is able to type up a 126-word email in exactly 3 seconds, making her 8 times faster than the current typing speed world record. 543255806
Reposted by Ted LitchfieldDemon's Souls Dialog Bot @soulsdialogbot.bsky.social · 28/09/2026The Sixth Saint Astraea and her knight Garl Vinland 1113
Reposted by Ted LitchfieldRick Lane @ricklane.bsky.social · 28/09/2026This week's Disk Cleanup is a riotous chat with @honestwilliam.bsky.social, in which he got so worked up talking about Dota 2 that he had to turn on his fan. www.pcgamer.com/gaming-indus...pcgamer.comWilliam Pugh, co-designer of The Stanley Parable, has over 1,600 hours in Dota 2: 'It's not a game made of love. It's a game fuelled by hate and a desire to conquer'The founder of Crows Crows Crows guides us through the games on his PC. 2176
Reposted by Ted LitchfieldRiley MacLeod @rcmacleod.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Also, I refuse to be convinced this is a better bathtub Geralt than the original, no thank you www.pcgamer.com/games/the-wi...pcgamer.comHere is your world-first comparison between original and remastered Tub Geralt in The Witcher 3Geralt now 600% more damp. 2254
Reposted by Ted LitchfieldJaws Slayer 🎃 @jesawyer.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Pillars of Eternity (2015) 826411
Reposted by Ted LitchfieldChristoffer Bodegård @chrisbodegard.bsky.social · 25/09/2026I was on a panel at the Göteborg Bokmässa with my phone on airplane mode, when this dropped afterwards someone told me 'congrats on the nomination!' and I replied with the most nonchalant, '...What nomination?' Absolutely CRAZY to see! If you like Ebb, GO VOTE! 2304
Reposted by Ted LitchfieldDemon's Souls Dialog Bot @soulsdialogbot.bsky.social · 25/09/2026There's a rumour that the silent chief Yurt has infiltrated Boletaria. 0176
Reposted by Ted Litchfieldvideogame history @vghistory.bsky.social · 25/09/2026xbox 360, proposed designs (2005) archive.org/details/xbox... 616227
Reposted by Ted LitchfieldDavid_j_roth @davidjroth.bsky.social · 24/09/2026It's too depressing and obnoxious to write about, but virtually all of the doomy/horny AI hyperventilating is transparently displaced anxiety about our fucked climate and political situation. Even rich idiots know it's bad and being permitted to get worse. They're trying to write their own ending. 8460501067
Ted Litchfield @dilfpatrol.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Lower Loran Chalice Dungeon Layer 2 you are officially my Donkey of the Week - "This place stinks!" 000
Ted Litchfield @dilfpatrol.bsky.social · 25/09/2026yeah and baby gronk and libby have been together for years 001
Reposted by Ted Litchfielddr. rich traditions, JD @helldude.bsky.social · 24/09/2026we have control mechanisms for this. it's called The Law. these guys should be held personally liable for these harms. the suicides, the thefts, the intrusions into computer systems. they should be sued and prosecuted as appropriate. problem immediately solved 12971091700
Ted Litchfield @dilfpatrol.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Such a good game with way too many barriers to get running on actually good hardware. www.pcgamer.com/games/after-...pcgamer.comAfter mainlining 30 hours of 1440p Bloodborne, I know in my heart it belongs on PCYou can force it, but it shouldn't be so unapproachable. 000
Reposted by Ted LitchfieldSamuel Roberts @samuelwroberts.bsky.social · 23/09/2026*coughs* Well anyway I'm writing stuff for PC Gamer for three weeks. Here's something I wrote: www.pcgamer.com/games/horror...pcgamer.comThe scariest part of Silent Hill: Townfall? It's not the monsters—it's British interior designThe latest Silent Hill game goes overboard with tiny details of Scottish coastal life. 1497
Reposted by Ted Litchfielddr. rich traditions, JD @helldude.bsky.social · 23/09/2026there was a vibe shift and it still pertains: Everything Fucking Sucks and Is Too Fucking Expensive and Violent and I'm Fucking Terrified of the Future and the Assholes in Charge Do Not Give a Single Shit So Fuck Them 131435146
Reposted by Ted Litchfieldoblivion.txt @oblivion-txt.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Here's a Weak Elixir of Exploration. Not bad, eh? If you want more, you can buy them from me. I've discounted them for you, of course. 041
Reposted by Ted LitchfieldWabbaboy @wabbaboy.dev · 22/09/2026FlyKnight Enhanced Edition · Hard Mode, with redesigned levels and bosses · Proper Poison Swamp · Item and Enemy Randomizer · New Weapons · New Enemies · NG+ · A bunch of bug fixes and performance enhancements Free Update, no price increase, this Friday store.steampowered.com/app/3108510/... 11470175
Reposted by Ted LitchfieldPC Gamer @pcgamer.com · 22/09/2026Xbox executive vice president and chief content officer Matt Booty has announced another round of layoffs and studio reorganizations as part of the continuing "reset" of Microsoft's gaming division.pcgamer.comXbox lays off 268 more employees, merges Obsidian into Bethesda, and puts Activision in charge of HaloXbox says it's now "roughly three-quarters of the way" to completing its planned 3,200 job cuts. 2215
Reposted by Ted LitchfieldQuake Map of the Day @motd.cataclysmal.org · 21/09/2026Title: Ter Shibboleth Part 2 Author(s): KenChennar alias Orl Date: 2020-01-15 The sequel to Ter Shibboleth , follwing the same boundary-pushing vei... www.quaddicted.com/db/v2/maps/dd6e0… #city #village #winter #episode #mod #quake 03313
Reposted by Ted LitchfieldPatrick Cosmos @veryimportant.lawyer · 21/09/2026sports fans are categorically stupid, football fans are even more categorically stupid and the people who castigate pro athletes for being "soft" would die if netflix went down for a day 2957
Reposted by Ted LitchfieldRick Lane @ricklane.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Disk Cleanup time! This week, Dragon Age co-director and BioWare veteran Mark Darrah told me all about playing Factorio with his son, why he increasingly prefers short games, and why he'll never be a pro streamer. Read on! www.pcgamer.com/gaming-indus...pcgamer.comMark Darrah, co-director of Dragon Age: Origins, has played Riven for 3 minutes and Factorio for 832 hours: 'If you want to know what kind of programmer someone would be, have them play Factorio'The BioWare veteran guides us through the games on his PC. 053
Reposted by Ted LitchfieldSinnoware 🔶 Immersive Sim @sinnoware.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Saw some “Focus, G” comments about the *new* Garrett voice lines. “I can pick that guy off with an arrow, but if I miss, I’ll give myself away” is an unused line for the original game’s tutorial. Nightdive most definitely used it for trailer purposes. 3221
Ted Litchfield @dilfpatrol.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Bloody Crow of Cainhurst is so sick. Just taking your two coolest character designs and kitbashing them together like a player would. Not ashamed to say I jack his swag on about half the characters I make. 000
Reposted by Ted LitchfieldTaffer King @tafferking451.bsky.social · 21/09/2026The bank director's room has been converted into a court room - the Chief's Court. Every action and crime that led to the city to chaos is accounted for, with Harland as its judge, jury and executioner. He's on his way to put the court in session. #gloomwood 514125
Reposted by Ted LitchfieldJake Tucker @jaketucker.bsky.social · 20/09/2026PC Gaming Show Tokyo Direct is live in 3 minutes. Come watch: www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vjrx...youtube.comPC Gaming Show Tokyo Direct 2026YouTube video by PC Gamer 172
Ted Litchfield @dilfpatrol.bsky.social · 19/09/2026I can't believe @ricklane.bsky.social got me to sympathize with the UK government at the expense of something called "Sex Vixens from Space" www.pcgamer.com/games/advent...pcgamer.comI played the adventure game so scandalous that it was physically destroyed by UK customsWhat vile debauchery could lie within Sex Vixens from Space? 011
Reposted by Ted LitchfieldPatrick K Mills @pkernaghan.bsky.social · 19/09/2026In Neverwinter nights 2 we briefly toyed with the idea that if, after the attack on west habor, the PC were to reject "the call", the game would end and you'd be treated to an end game slideshow explaining how your childhood friend Bevil (?) became the hero of Neverwinter in your stead. 14808124
Reposted by Ted LitchfieldThat Tom Hall @thattomhall.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Happy 34th anniversary to Spear of Destiny, our commercial version of Wolfenstein 3D! Seems like it's always been a little harder than expected to get that thing.... #wolfenstein #spearofdestiny #id #idsoftware 919244
Reposted by Ted Litchfieldmore mr. spice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 19/09/2026i actually think it's good nothing from my lifetime will be around in a thousand years. means we'll never suffer the indignity of nerds speculating about how Ancient Capitalists lived. what's wrong future historians? we etched our names and deeds in seaside sands? yup, saved a pretty penny on it too 0709
Reposted by Ted Litchfieldlincoln carpenter @lincolnhello.bsky.social · 18/09/2026"Remedy is flexing all its finest talents: sculpting uncanny hellscapes, placing tactical redactions in bureaucratic lore collectibles, and capturing endearingly human performances in circumstances beyond human comprehension. Unfortunately, melee combat isn't on that list of strong suits."pcgamer.comControl Resonant review[Redacted] is the better Faden. 35712
Reposted by Ted LitchfieldPC Gamer @pcgamer.com · 17/09/2026"People would say, 'You're going to go under by turning your nose up at this project ... People are offering you money to do this DLC for this third-person action shooter.' And we'd be like, 'Yeah, but we don't like those, we don't know how to do them well, and we think that game is dumb.'"pcgamer.comDishonored's Harvey Smith named his new studio Black Pony Immersive so people would stop asking him to work on other genres: 'Specialising on what you love is not a bad path'Please don't ask him to work on a third-person shooter. 0306
Reposted by Ted LitchfieldSinnoware 🔶 Immersive Sim @sinnoware.bsky.social · 15/09/2026In NewDark 1.29 for Thief, now you can open a door halfway and hide under the dynamically created shadow (you can also enable guards to notice the player's shadow). 34213
Reposted by Ted LitchfieldChris Person @papapishu.bsky.social · 14/09/2026I don’t ever presume that Valve is benevolent or a friend, they’re a private company and they’re here to make money and their curation policy is fraught, but to to their credit they make products people actually wanna use when basically every other American company has forgotten that. 1874972
Reposted by Ted LitchfieldDemon's Souls Dialog Bot @soulsdialogbot.bsky.social · 14/09/2026What the hell's wrong with you? 22614
Ted Litchfield @dilfpatrol.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Do you think the Bottle Opener Lobby resorted to any dirty tricks when beverage companies started rolling out twist tops 001
Reposted by Ted Litchfielddeus_ex.txt @deus-ex-txt.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Go. You don't have much time. 043
Reposted by Ted LitchfieldJaws Slayer 🎃 @jesawyer.bsky.social · 13/09/2026real youtu.be/cQow1I2S8yE?... 653641
Ted Litchfield @dilfpatrol.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Everyone's talking about the big gaming news of the moment: Ted got Bloodborne running in the shadps4 emulator on his PC and stayed up too late running back the Cleric Beast 160
Reposted by Ted LitchfieldNaomi Klein @naomiaklein.bsky.social · 12/09/2026"People are really mad and however mad you are, it’s not enough. Because there is something so profound about no longer believing in the future, about seeing no value in our shared home, in the natural world. They’re traitors to creation.” www.theguardian.com/books/2026/s...theguardian.comNaomi Klein: ‘Extreme wealth has a deranging effect. It turns you into a supremacist’She’s tackled neoliberalism and the digital world, now the writer and activist is taking on tech billionaires. She explains how the super-rich are capitalising on climate and financial chaos in pursui... 6539021326