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Bert @diezugspitze.bsky.social · 5h

some pretty dark lyrics, but hot damn, it’s a bop youtu.be/fXbXgTKygoo?...

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Jon Phillips @jowiph.bsky.social · 21h

Every nationally broadcast Yankees game needs an anti-Yankees audio option

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Bert @diezugspitze.bsky.social · 20h

shouldna pulled Tolle

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Bert @diezugspitze.bsky.social · 20h

Yanks/Sox, each and every gd commercial break: Gambling GLP-1 Politician The other politician LIBERTY BIBBERTY

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Clone High Cleopatra: There Is No God!

Alt: Clone High Cleopatra: There Is No God!

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Bert @diezugspitze.bsky.social · 20h

the odd part of the Choosin’ MAGA - er, Texas- dead-horse-flogging is this weird “you need to listen to country, you uncultured non-MAGATs” narrative, when I can confidently surmise the average non-country fan has a faaaar more diverse playlist than your average monolithic country listener

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Janel Comeau 🍁 @verybadllama.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

chips: we put more air in the bag cookies: we put fewer cookies in the box fruit cups: we have bent the laws of time and space to fit 4 litres of juice in this 250ml cup. God himself told us "stop, that's too much juice" and then we flipped him off and added more juice.

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Bert @diezugspitze.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

counterpoint: actively avoiding an obvious industry plant with a history of MAGA/Confederate flag ties actually makes you a rather savvy music-ingester, not a bubble-inhabitant #EllaLangley

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Kevin Hearne @kevinhearne.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

How do we incentivize people to paint wizards on their vans again I haven’t seen a wizard van in a decade and it feels like we lost something precious Can we offer up a tax credit? Little bags of shrooms? Start a wizard van painting program at vocational schools?

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Bert @diezugspitze.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

yah, it hits hard when it happens

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Bert @diezugspitze.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

single friend: “I’m not getting laid” Me: “lol, fuckin loser, nobody wants to touch yer fun bits” married friend: “I’m not getting laid” Me: “oh damn, is everything ok in the relationship? have you guys looked at counseling? when was your last physical? intimacy can also be more than sex, you can

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Bert @diezugspitze.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

occasionally when I hear a Billy Joel pop hit, I remember he did more jazz-forward stuff like his 52nd Street album, then I remember he did a barbarian-themed metal album and I just giggle

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Preeti Chhibber @runwithskizzers.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

i needed a sweet, fun time so i started this

the book cover for BROMANTASY by Máire Roche. It's an illustrated cover with two men sitting on a horse, reared up on its hind legs. The one in front is dark haired with a beard, and he's holding what looks like a rolling pin. The redhead behind him is holding a net. The tagline reads: "Two heroes. One brain cell."

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Bert @diezugspitze.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

what else to do about an ex except teach yourself how to remove an alternator? 😂

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Bert @diezugspitze.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

self-checkout failed as a grand experiment the second they let people with carts use it

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Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

FIRST LOOK: bluesky designs for the upcoming foldable iphone have been leaked

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The Museum of English Rural Life (MERL) @themerl.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

'I'm gonna make him an offer he can't refuse' (passes 1 ticket to The Museum of English Rural Life)

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Bert @diezugspitze.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

sending thoughts up to the great Thomas Erastus - born this day just 502 years ago - who spent his later years struggling against accusations of association with Socinianism chopped his 100 theses down to 75 - power-editing, bro! #isthishowblueskyworks #whythebirthdays

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Bert @diezugspitze.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

my brain is currently flatlining re: Jimmy Eat World 🙄

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Bert @diezugspitze.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

it was invented in 1895 by this dude, who owned a grocery store and “healed” people with magnets

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Timmy Jackpots, The $13,250 Diamond Dazzler @tbone.malware-virus.biz · 26/08/2026

my wife has a friend who sent Dolly Parton a painting she made & a letter explaining how much Dolly's music meant to her while she was transitioning. Dolly responded to it personally & paid for her top surgery. Sounds like an urban legend but it's real. I think we're going to more stories like this.

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Garrett M. Graff @vermontgmg.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

One way you know Dolly Parton lived life the right way: I don’t think anyone’s going to get fired for accurately quoting Dolly Parton today.

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The Museum of English Rural Life (MERL) @themerl.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

we're hearing rumours that the gamers are planning to boycott PlayStation and instead spend their evenings dreaming about visiting The Museum of English Rural Life

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Andee Harry @andeeharry1.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

So Jimothy has raised $271k for foodbanks and homeless shelters in Seattle lately...well done.

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Bert @diezugspitze.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

not choking at a four-way stop

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Bert @diezugspitze.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

was never a Weezer fan, but I have never waivered in my deep appreciation of Rivers Cuomo just 100% leaning into his little weird dude self

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Jimmy Butler: 'Preciate Cha

Alt: Jimmy Butler: 'Preciate Cha

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weinberg @weinbergs.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

important advice:

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Bert @diezugspitze.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

aside: John Goodman putting his acting chops on display by not crippling into an agonized ball after using Skin Bracer (a core PTSD memory for men of a certain age)

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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

This is the only guy using this site correctly

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RaccoonMoose @raccoonmoose.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

I’m on social media for 2 reasons 1. All my friends are here 2. This is where I learn about food recalls

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Bert @diezugspitze.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

Ditto music. Sometimes it's really just the electrified meat in our skulls. Here's an old Nova piece showing a dude's brainwaves listening to Bach v. Beethoven. There's no way for him to *objectively prove* why he dislikes Ludwig, it's just what it is. youtu.be/hRFI_kSSGr4?... #MusicSky

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Musical Minds

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Bert @diezugspitze.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

gf from a past life: "what celebrity do I look like AND YOU'D BETTER NOT SAY MACKENZIE PHILLIPS"

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