Bert @diezugspitze.bsky.social · 05/10/2026dear media, you can stop saying “allegations” re: deceased child rapist Dennis Hastert, that fucker was convicted and went to prison FOH “allegations” 010
Reposted by BertToni (Still 😷ing...) @hudzinachick.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Watching GBBO and I had to read the Vulture recap to determine WTF "American style" cookies meant in the UK. 161
Reposted by BertJon @jtak.bsky.social · 03/10/2026*presses start on GBBO ep 2* *sees it's biscuit week* *sees signature is american-style cookies* i will not be ragebaited by the judges, i will not be ragebaited by the judges, i will not be ragebaited by the judges 341
Bert @diezugspitze.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Frank Iero rocking a “Rapists of Cornell Rot In Hell” shirt 🤘 020
Reposted by Bertautumn coded @hoovybaby.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Just talk to another human already jesus fucking christ 1233878755
Bert @diezugspitze.bsky.social · 01/10/2026hey, can we stop saying “snoring”? It’s “agonal breathing.” “Snoring” plays into the myth/PR spin of ‘just going to sleep’. #ChristaPike 000
Reposted by BertThe Phantom Judge You Harshly 🎃💀🦇🧛♂️ @judgeyouharshly.bsky.social · 30/09/2026A reminder that if you see someone stealing baby supplies in a grocery store YOU DIDN’T SEE A DAMN THING. 892064291
Bert @diezugspitze.bsky.social · 01/10/2026do i want to do 180 on the DON VALLEY PARKWAY yes, yes i do 000
Bert @diezugspitze.bsky.social · 30/09/2026static.klipy.comAce Ventura JamminAlt: Ace Ventura Jammin 000
Bert @diezugspitze.bsky.social · 30/09/2026some pretty dark lyrics, but hot damn, it’s a bop youtu.be/fXbXgTKygoo?...youtu.beZERO APPETITEYouTube video by SCRAPING BI - Topic 100
Bert @diezugspitze.bsky.social · 30/09/2026#RedSoxstatic.klipy.comOk Cat Okay CatAlt: Ok Cat Okay Cat 000
Reposted by BertJon Phillips @jowiph.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Every nationally broadcast Yankees game needs an anti-Yankees audio option 118410
Bert @diezugspitze.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Roman Anthony leaving the dugout, I guessstatic.klipy.comTrip FallAlt: Trip Fall 010
Bert @diezugspitze.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Yanks/Sox, each and every gd commercial break: Gambling GLP-1 Politician The other politician LIBERTY BIBBERTYstatic.klipy.comClone High Cleopatra: There Is No God!Alt: Clone High Cleopatra: There Is No God! 000
Bert @diezugspitze.bsky.social · 30/09/2026the odd part of the Choosin’ MAGA - er, Texas- dead-horse-flogging is this weird “you need to listen to country, you uncultured non-MAGATs” narrative, when I can confidently surmise the average non-country fan has a faaaar more diverse playlist than your average monolithic country listener 100
Reposted by BertJanel Comeau 🍁 @verybadllama.bsky.social · 29/09/2026chips: we put more air in the bag cookies: we put fewer cookies in the box fruit cups: we have bent the laws of time and space to fit 4 litres of juice in this 250ml cup. God himself told us "stop, that's too much juice" and then we flipped him off and added more juice. 541765224
Bert @diezugspitze.bsky.social · 28/09/2026counterpoint: actively avoiding an obvious industry plant with a history of MAGA/Confederate flag ties actually makes you a rather savvy music-ingester, not a bubble-inhabitant #EllaLangley 010
Reposted by BertKevin Hearne @kevinhearne.bsky.social · 25/09/2026How do we incentivize people to paint wizards on their vans again I haven’t seen a wizard van in a decade and it feels like we lost something precious Can we offer up a tax credit? Little bags of shrooms? Start a wizard van painting program at vocational schools? 1072265535
Bert @diezugspitze.bsky.social · 24/09/2026single friend: “I’m not getting laid” Me: “lol, fuckin loser, nobody wants to touch yer fun bits” married friend: “I’m not getting laid” Me: “oh damn, is everything ok in the relationship? have you guys looked at counseling? when was your last physical? intimacy can also be more than sex, you can 001
Bert @diezugspitze.bsky.social · 22/09/2026💯 (validation from a fellow not-great-relationship-with-dad-cuz-of-the-yelling-and-hitting-and-it-was-weird-when-he-passed person) 010
Bert @diezugspitze.bsky.social · 15/09/2026occasionally when I hear a Billy Joel pop hit, I remember he did more jazz-forward stuff like his 52nd Street album, then I remember he did a barbarian-themed metal album and I just giggle 000
Bert @diezugspitze.bsky.social · 15/09/2026goddammit Max www.theprp.com/2026/08/28/n...theprp.comSay Anything's Max Bemis Postpones Tour As Allegations Circulate Online - Theprp.comAllegations had popped up on social media this week. 000
Reposted by BertPreeti Chhibber @runwithskizzers.bsky.social · 12/09/2026i needed a sweet, fun time so i started this 6552
Bert @diezugspitze.bsky.social · 11/09/2026what else to do about an ex except teach yourself how to remove an alternator? 😂 010
Bert @diezugspitze.bsky.social · 10/09/2026self-checkout failed as a grand experiment the second they let people with carts use it 000
Reposted by BertJerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 09/09/2026FIRST LOOK: bluesky designs for the upcoming foldable iphone have been leaked 835750615
Reposted by BertThe Museum of English Rural Life (MERL) @themerl.bsky.social · 08/09/2026'I'm gonna make him an offer he can't refuse' (passes 1 ticket to The Museum of English Rural Life) 21826
Bert @diezugspitze.bsky.social · 09/09/2026“Hope you’re doing ok” “Not really, I still have nightmares about their agonal breathing” “ope, I need to go now” 000
Bert @diezugspitze.bsky.social · 07/09/2026sending thoughts up to the great Thomas Erastus - born this day just 502 years ago - who spent his later years struggling against accusations of association with Socinianism chopped his 100 theses down to 75 - power-editing, bro! #isthishowblueskyworks #whythebirthdays 000
Bert @diezugspitze.bsky.social · 07/09/2026my brain is currently flatlining re: Jimmy Eat World 🙄 000
