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Tilt Araiza @tiltaraiza.bsky.social · 14/10/2026

Why is it up to me to catch her?

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Nebbles @ perfect bird time 🌻 @thatnebbles.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

Me logging onto bsky

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tweety fish oh wow like a chimera or something spoooky @sifu.tweety.fish · 10/10/2026

🎵sometimes you wanna GO where everybody knows your NAAAAME 🎵

jar jar binks and liberty biberty in hooters with malort

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"fart" @jonhendren.com · 27/02/2025

mike ditka used to have a branded resort in kissimmee florida and there were lots of staged photos of mike ditka hanging out in it. i will post a bunch of them now. sorry for hte low resolution these are from like 2008

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pbsimpulse9.bsky.social @pbsimpulse9.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Ken Paxton when asking his staffers to make another campaign ad:

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Small Robots @smolrobots.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

JRR Tolkien: You paint that picture of the key scene from the Two Towers where Frodo and Sam fight Gollum? Donato Giancola: Sure did, Ron, real fuckin' sexy just like you asked. JRRT: What.

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Jjinandtonic @jjinandtonic.bsky.social · 24/09/2025

Tits out for the Grand Army of the Republic

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The One True Ghoster @onetrueposter.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Listening to Brian Wilson's 1988 album, which seems to be in a genre of its own that I'm dubbing "circuswave"

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Luke BOO 👻 ber @coolhand.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

I have no idea if this is true but the collage kills me

A black lemur in a leafy tree with its mouth open as if singing, beside an inset photo of Pavarotti striking a similar pose. Text reads: “New research shows lemurs use operatic techniques when they sing, to reach high notes.” Classic FM.

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Techneti @techneti.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

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Wyrm @ all work all play @wyrmwright.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

art warm-up: it's hildaaaa

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Chris Schweizer @schweizercomics.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

This article is fascinating! What should, on paper, be the truest possible way to be faithful to the original intent fails to account for technical limitations, now absent, that the original was designed to incorporate and accommodate.

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Ultimate Pullahoko @pullahoko.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

Ranma

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cursèd gem 💎 @gemcitygem.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

me: hi gimme a large pizza pizza guy: any appetizers? me: what do you have? pizza guy: we've got fried cheese with no sauce or crust, crust with no cheese or sauce, and crust and cheese with no sauce me: gimme crust and cheese with no sauce pizza guy: and for your dip? me: sauce

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wade of mutilation @waderockett.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

This *killed* in 2003, and now it feels like the meme equivalent of “Train Pulling into a Station”.

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Jon Phillips @jowiph.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

I picked up a copy of the collected letters of JRR Tolkien for reasons, and this is the most bullshit table of contents I've ever seen. I'm actively angry that it exists

Contents

Introduction - vii

Foreword to the Revised and Expanded Edition - xi

Letters of J.R.R. Tolkien - 1

Notes - 607

Index - 637

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dickportillos.bsky.social @dickportillos.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

My dumb ass didn't realize the reference until now 😭

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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

in gta vi there's going to be a mission where you do the ice bucket challenge with salt bae, blake bortles and bobby jindal. look when your release cycle is 13 years long this is just how it's gonna turn out

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Flock-o'-Lantern @buckrawheat.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

A good time for this classic:

From Van Lathan Jr on Twitter

When I was in high school I ordered adult movies from pay per view. My parents were ordering too, and didn’t know at first if was them or me running it up. Bill got up to 600 bucks. One day at dinner my father very directly said to no one in particular “It stops now.”

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🌸MurmurLilies🌸 @murmurlilies.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

SayoLara finale prediction

Fan art for the anime series Goodbye, Lara (2026) parodying a scene from The Spongebob Squarepants Movie (2004). Lara and Mari are standing on a beach, drawn much smaller than normal, gazing up past the frame. Mari is wearing her boxing gloves. An off-screen figure says, "I can take you there!" to which Lara replies, "Who are you?" We then see a low angle shot of a man in swim trunks, rendered in a much more realistic style. Lara's dagger hovers distantly in the sky behind him. "I'm David Hasselhoff," the man says. The scene ends with Lara smiling and throwing her fists up in the air in celebration while Mari holds her boxing gloves over her chest, both shouting "HOORAY!" in unison.

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antonina, god and cuckmaster @witchhearted.bsky.social · 10/08/2026

went to a wedding yesterday ☺️💕

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antonina, god and cuckmaster @witchhearted.bsky.social · 10/08/2026

BEACH ⛱️ 💕

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dickportillos.bsky.social @dickportillos.bsky.social · 09/08/2026

Walking to 7/11 with my sad little girlfriend

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James Hell Brooks @kleinman.bsky.social · 05/08/2026

Next Madden soundtrack will be all public domain. Hope you like choosing your team to Camptown Races

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Jake Berman @lostsubways.com · 03/08/2026

this is not true. there was no conspiracy. it didn't matter whether the streetcars were publicly owned (seattle, detroit) or private (los angeles, atlanta). a thread (because i wrote a whole-ass book on this): 1/?

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Angry People in Local Newspapers @apiln.bsky.social · 30/07/2026

“Have you checked the copy for the Enterprise display ad?” “Didn’t need to, it’s the same every week” [one day later] “Oh”

Display ad for Enterprise car rentals, offering cock-sucking because someone was having bants in the production system.

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dickportillos.bsky.social @dickportillos.bsky.social · 30/07/2026

Spending an hour chopping up fruit and then immediately housing a chocolate bar instead

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videogame history @vghistory.bsky.social · 23/07/2026

macromedia shockwave, print ad (1999) archive.org/details/eu_W...

prominent text:
shockwave makes your website groovy, baby!
photo: austin powers and felicity shagwell back to back, holding pistols, smiling, against a shagadelic background of coloured flower outlines.
smaller text:
austinpowers.com uses
the shockwave player to deliver the
web's most shagadelic experience.
when you want more of the world to visit your site and return more often,
reach for the director 7 shockwave internet studio. it's the secret agent
of engaging and entertaining sites that add life to the web.
www.macromedia.com
add life to the web

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Steve Lieber --> Bedrock City Comic Con @stevelieberart.bsky.social · 08/07/2026

“A History of Rock Music in 500 songs. Episode 414: ‘Long Face’ by The Vampire Lestat. Before we begin, this episode contains mentions of exsanguination, homophobia, addiction, torture, and the end of all human life. … It’s hard to separate truth from myth when it comes to Bobby ‘Boris’ Pickett…”

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cringemaster supreme @punchyfakegamer.bsky.social · 02/07/2026

Cute…

Fefw preview screenshot with a better image of miku girl

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dickportillos.bsky.social @dickportillos.bsky.social · 27/06/2026

She voted for Obama when I was in the seventh grade!

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Matthew De George @sportsdoctormd.bsky.social · 21/06/2026

Ex Ecuador manager

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Odd This Day @oddthisday.bsky.social · 18/06/2026

If it’s 18 June, it must be 211 years since Lt-Col. Frederick Cavendish-Ponsonby had about as bad a day as one could have at the Battle of Waterloo without actually dying. He was slashed with sabres, speared with a lance, robbed while lying on the ground, and trampled by horses 🧵

Major General the Honourable Sir Frederick Cavendish Ponsonby, in oil on paper by Jan Willem Pieneman, a study for large painting 'Battle of Waterloo', now in the Rijksmuseum. Image shows a man with a Roman nose looking to the left, wearing sideburns and a red military uniform

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The Onion @theonion.com · 15/06/2026

Study: Majority Of Middle-Aged Men Lack Support Network They’ll Need To Handle Neil Young’s Death theonion.com/study-majority-of-midd…

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Chloe Cumming @chloecumming.bsky.social · 09/06/2026

There are a lot of photos of the Beatles. And this is one of the ones I like.

The Beatles in a pantomime where Paul is a cat and John is Aladdin in and Ringo is a bear and I’m not sure what George is. That washy thing

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Talia al Ghoul 🏳️‍⚧️ @usili.bsky.social · 08/06/2026

Oh my gd. He drives a diebuster-themed itasha.

That's absolutely true! So how did it feel to be a media star, not for being the astronaut that you are, but for being an anime fan? Did your coworkers bust you a bit about it?

Dr. Stanley Love: No, they already know me pretty well. I drive an itasha car. So they thought that was just normal behavior for me, and I didn't get any extra ribbing from them.

An itasha car with Nono from Diebuster on it.

Dr. Stanley Love's itasha--featuring Nono from Diebuster.

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CrimethInc. Ex-Workers' Collective @crimethinc.com · 04/06/2026

To our dismay, the artist and author Marjane Satrapi has passed away. As she wrote, ordinary Americans and Iranians have more in common with each other than we do with either of our governments, which have far too much in common with each other. We honor her memory and oppose the war.

NO WAR WITH IRAN!
The world is not divided into countries. The world is not divided between East and West.
You are American, I am Iranian, we don’t know each other, but we talk together
& we understand each other perfectly. The difference between you
& your government is much bigger than the difference
between you & me.
And the difference between me
& my government is much bigger
than the difference
between me & you.
And our governments are very much the same...
—Marjane Satrapi

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dickportillos.bsky.social @dickportillos.bsky.social · 02/06/2026

Only one more month of Antonina being in charge of leading me around Andersonville...

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Matt Herdman @mattherdman.bsky.social · 01/06/2026

Happy Pride month to the whole LGBTQNJ+ rainbow!

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