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Tilt Araiza @tiltaraiza.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Why is it up to me to catch her?
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dickportillos.bsky.social @dickportillos.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
First time in your life you didn't want to pretend to be a little girl
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dickportillos.bsky.social @dickportillos.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
She didn't want to match my freak-ass Halloween costume.
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Nebbles @ perfect bird time 🌻 @thatnebbles.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Me logging onto bsky
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A hot dog hollers @birdrespecter.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
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dickportillos.bsky.social @dickportillos.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Sponge boy me bob
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dickportillos.bsky.social @dickportillos.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
I didn't know you worked for Spencer's Gifts!
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tweety fish oh wow like a chimera or something spoooky @sifu.tweety.fish · 10/10/2026
🎵sometimes you wanna GO where everybody knows your NAAAAME 🎵
jar jar binks and liberty biberty in hooters with malort
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"fart" @jonhendren.com · 27/02/2025
mike ditka used to have a branded resort in kissimmee florida and there were lots of staged photos of mike ditka hanging out in it. i will post a bunch of them now. sorry for hte low resolution these are from like 2008
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pbsimpulse9.bsky.social @pbsimpulse9.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Ken Paxton when asking his staffers to make another campaign ad:
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Small Robots @smolrobots.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
JRR Tolkien: You paint that picture of the key scene from the Two Towers where Frodo and Sam fight Gollum? Donato Giancola: Sure did, Ron, real fuckin' sexy just like you asked. JRRT: What.
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Jjinandtonic @jjinandtonic.bsky.social · 24/09/2025
Tits out for the Grand Army of the Republic
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dickportillos.bsky.social @dickportillos.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Loved the bit in season 2 where Amy Schumer sublets from him, and everyone keeps calling it "your Sting's apartment".
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The One True Ghoster @onetrueposter.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Listening to Brian Wilson's 1988 album, which seems to be in a genre of its own that I'm dubbing "circuswave"
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dickportillos.bsky.social @dickportillos.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
- Mike Love, 1966
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dickportillos.bsky.social @dickportillos.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I hope the paired endings isn't broken like Three Houses'. Edelgard married Lindhardt because he used physic on her 5000 times and that just caused a chain reaction of crack ships.
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dickportillos.bsky.social @dickportillos.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
You can probably fit the other 49 in your main one!
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Luke BOO 👻 ber @coolhand.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I have no idea if this is true but the collage kills me
A black lemur in a leafy tree with its mouth open as if singing, beside an inset photo of Pavarotti striking a similar pose. Text reads: “New research shows lemurs use operatic techniques when they sing, to reach high notes.” Classic FM.
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Techneti @techneti.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
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Wyrm @ all work all play @wyrmwright.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
art warm-up: it's hildaaaa
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Chris Schweizer @schweizercomics.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
This article is fascinating! What should, on paper, be the truest possible way to be faithful to the original intent fails to account for technical limitations, now absent, that the original was designed to incorporate and accommodate.
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Ultimate Pullahoko @pullahoko.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Ranma
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cursèd gem 💎 @gemcitygem.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
me: hi gimme a large pizza pizza guy: any appetizers? me: what do you have? pizza guy: we've got fried cheese with no sauce or crust, crust with no cheese or sauce, and crust and cheese with no sauce me: gimme crust and cheese with no sauce pizza guy: and for your dip? me: sauce
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dickportillos.bsky.social @dickportillos.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
A break in Holland? Talking about music with a magical man? Living through a mid-life crisis???
The album art for Mount Vernon and Fairway: a Fairy Tale by The Beach Boys
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wade of mutilation @waderockett.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
This *killed* in 2003, and now it feels like the meme equivalent of “Train Pulling into a Station”.
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Jon Phillips @jowiph.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
I picked up a copy of the collected letters of JRR Tolkien for reasons, and this is the most bullshit table of contents I've ever seen. I'm actively angry that it exists
Contents

Introduction - vii

Foreword to the Revised and Expanded Edition - xi

Letters of J.R.R. Tolkien - 1

Notes - 607

Index - 637
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dickportillos.bsky.social @dickportillos.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
My dumb ass didn't realize the reference until now 😭
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dickportillos.bsky.social @dickportillos.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Peggle Blast wants to make phone calls
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
in gta vi there's going to be a mission where you do the ice bucket challenge with salt bae, blake bortles and bobby jindal. look when your release cycle is 13 years long this is just how it's gonna turn out
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dickportillos.bsky.social @dickportillos.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Also I see that they're attempting to charge Japanese blu-ray prices out here now, only $295 for all twelve episodes lmfaoooo
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dickportillos.bsky.social @dickportillos.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
He's taking the tiktok!!!
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dickportillos.bsky.social @dickportillos.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
static.klipy.com
Oakland Athletics Stomper Eating Peanuts
ALT: Oakland Athletics Stomper Eating Peanuts
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dickportillos.bsky.social @dickportillos.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
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Flock-o'-Lantern @buckrawheat.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
A good time for this classic:
From Van Lathan Jr on Twitter 

When I was in high school I ordered adult movies from pay per view. My parents were ordering too, and didn’t know at first if was them or me running it up. Bill got up to 600 bucks. One day at dinner my father very directly said to no one in particular “It stops now.”
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dickportillos.bsky.social @dickportillos.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
We need to trust the process
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dickportillos.bsky.social @dickportillos.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Still losing it at episode 7 ending and Antonina coldly telling me "I thought you said this was yuri."
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dickportillos.bsky.social @dickportillos.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Goodbye Lara fucks so hard
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Lara on phone
ALT: Lara on phone
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The Beaverton @thebeaverton.com · 26/08/2026
Report: Tim Curry's death to be investigated by suspicious group of eccentrics gathering at his house
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Report: Tim Curry's death to be investigated by suspicious group of eccentrics gathering at his house
LOS ANGELES - Following the death of beloved 80-year-old British actor Tim Curry, observers have noted a coterie of anonymous upper crust suspects arriving at his mansion in order to investigate the m...
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dickportillos.bsky.social @dickportillos.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
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dickportillos.bsky.social @dickportillos.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Fine, but it will cost you
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🌸MurmurLilies🌸 @murmurlilies.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
SayoLara finale prediction
Fan art for the anime series Goodbye, Lara (2026) parodying a scene from The Spongebob Squarepants Movie (2004). Lara and Mari are standing on a beach, drawn much smaller than normal, gazing up past the frame. Mari is wearing her boxing gloves. An off-screen figure says, "I can take you there!" to which Lara replies, "Who are you?" We then see a low angle shot of a man in swim trunks, rendered in a much more realistic style. Lara's dagger hovers distantly in the sky behind him. "I'm David Hasselhoff," the man says. The scene ends with Lara smiling and throwing her fists up in the air in celebration while Mari holds her boxing gloves over her chest, both shouting "HOORAY!" in unison.
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dickportillos.bsky.social @dickportillos.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
He keeps falling over and making the Cheetos offstage OUCH noise
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dickportillos.bsky.social @dickportillos.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
She is so cute! Happy birthday Diva! ✨️💕 and friend
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dickportillos.bsky.social @dickportillos.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
I love it when women punch each other ❤️
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dickportillos.bsky.social @dickportillos.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
We live right off the blue line from the medical district, there's nothing there, or in Oak Park?
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dickportillos.bsky.social @dickportillos.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
We need the dude who had his pen stolen by Paxton to cut an ad, stat
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depths of wikipedia @depthsofwikipedia.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
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dickportillos.bsky.social @dickportillos.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Babe, you're dating me!
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Quest 64 Official @quest64official.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
A picture of the Raccoon Police Department with the text "this game contains scenes"
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dickportillos.bsky.social @dickportillos.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
My girlfriend walking alone to Target to buy two Nintendo Switch 2s:
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