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Keep your expectations super low and you will never be disappointed.

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Dick5 @dick5.bsky.social · 6h
It has been a long time since the Seahawks had really bad QB play and now I remember how hard it is to watch. I remember watching an entire season with nothing to root for but Cortez sacks. Do I need to reset my season expectations back to defensive plays and the rare upset win in the division.
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
NBC ran a piece where Mary Carrillo went to Norway to find out why they're so good at the Winter Olympics and i was yelling BECAUSE IT'S COLD THERE then she went to a little tiny ski jump for kids and was like "it's free, equipment is provided, & they don't emphasize results" and i was like. oh!
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Kole Musgrove @kolemusgrove.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
The 2025 Seahawks are one of the most dominant Super Bowl champs ever -0 turnovers in the playoffs, first team to do this -first No. 1 seed to beat three 12-win teams -No. 1 in team DVOA and defensive DVOA (joins the 13 Seahawks, 02 Bucs, 96 Packers and 85 Bears to do this and win the Super Bowl)
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Brendan Stiles @thebstiles.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
The Seahawks went undefeated after this happened.
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Douglas Reyes-CeroÑ @dreyesceron.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
It’s time to post this. Confirmed. Sam Darnold is a Super Bowl Champion. ilovecitr.us/darnold/
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A Seattle Teacher’s Burner @seateacher.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
“I know we won the Super Bowl, but we could be a little bit better on offense” I fucking love Sam Darnold
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#1 Alex McGough Fan @nathane11.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
I think Sam is playing really well? Last throw sucked but he's surviving the pressure really well. Been a little knife's edge but so far he's been clean
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Taylor Strong @taylorklong.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
To my fellow Seahawks fans, I'm going to recommend that you bookmark this link/timestamp from the recent Overload episode and listen to @cmikesspinmove.bsky.social's wise words, probably sometime in the second quarter. www.youtube.com/live/PbyXfFs...
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Seahawks Super Bowl Overload Special
YouTube video by Seattle Overload
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Tom from Temecula @tomfromtemecula.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
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Spike Friedman @spikefriedman.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
Sean McVay put a historically great defense into absolute hell for four quarters, and is missing out on the Super Bowl because Sam Darnold matched his hall of fame QB throw for throw
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Jacson A. Bevens - XLVIII, LX @jacsonbevens.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
fuck it Cigar Thoughts tonight ✍️
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Field Gulls @fieldgulls.bsky.social · 22/01/2026
Congrats to JSN! www.fieldgulls.com/seattle-seah...
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Jaxon Smith-Njigba wins Offensive Player of the Year award
JSN has been unstoppable all season, and he has remained unstoppable into award season.
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ProFootballTalk @profootballtalk.bsky.social · 18/01/2026
The 49ers averaged 8.7 points a game in their three games against the Seahawks. They averaged 27.5 points a game against every other opponent. www.nbcsports.com/nfl/profootb...
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49ers averaged 8.7 points a game vs. Seahawks, 27.5 points a game vs. rest of NFL
The 49ers had a good offense this season.
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Cigar Thoughts @cigarthoughtsnfl.com · 18/01/2026
The Seahawks have lost 3 games by a combined 9 points. They’ve won 15 games by a combined 235. Best team in football.
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Mina Kimes @minakimes.bsky.social · 18/01/2026
I call him the pit master bc he smoked the offseason
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Bentzburgh @bentzburgh.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
Aaron Rodgers in the pocket
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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
*posting on twitter* oh ho, I’ve made a wry observation. Better make sure a bunch of pedophiles see it
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Dr. Bucky Isotope, PhD, BOFA @buckyisotope.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
[time traveling back to 10000 B.C.] CAVEMAN: ook ook ook ME: *taking back can of Mt Dew Code Red from him* told you it was good
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Dr. Bucky Isotope, PhD, BOFA @buckyisotope.bsky.social · 03/01/2024
*slams buzzer so hard my arm goes through the podium*
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Dick5 @dick5.bsky.social · 04/01/2026
@hawkblogger.com can you find out which version of custom Jerseys and stuff the players would prefer us to start wearing for this playoff run? Feels like it could still go either way.
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Dick5 @dick5.bsky.social · 04/01/2026
Are we putting Darkside or Death Zone our custom Jerseys and stuff?? #Seahawks
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Turner Over @yinzer.bsky.social · 04/01/2026
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Parker Lewis @parkerlewis.bsky.social · 04/01/2026
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John Boyle @johnpboyle.bsky.social · 04/01/2026
The 49ers scored 3 points in their first game under Kyle Shanahan in 2017. Since then, they had never been held under six points in a game over the course nearly nine seasons until the Seahawks held them to 3 tonight.
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Jordan Arnold @jordanarnold.me · 04/01/2026
Just think, right now someone is quietly carting red and gold “NFC West Champions” t-shirts to an incinerator at Levi’s
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One Last Post 5: when all you have is a run tool, @cmikesspinmove.bsky.social · 04/01/2026
RT if you want the hawks to WIN🙊🙋‍♂️
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Derrik Klassen @qbklass.bsky.social · 04/01/2026
Derick Hall is pretty high on my personal “man I just like how he plays” list
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Otto Burr @mikeall.bsky.social · 28/12/2025
He fought the Dlaw and the Dlaw won
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One Last Post 5: when all you have is a run tool, @cmikesspinmove.bsky.social · 28/12/2025
Bradford's been blocking his ass off in shortyardage all day
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An Enemy Spy @anenemyspy.bsky.social · 15/12/2025
When you're whining about a game you won and its not because you're trying to get a high draft pick, you're spoiled as a fan.
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John Boyle @johnpboyle.bsky.social · 15/12/2025
Going 6 for 6 with a game-winning 56-yarder is pretty good, but if you really want to know how well Jason Myers is playing, consider that postgame quotes revealed at least three nicknames for him: Big 5 (Ernest Jones) J5 (Spoon) Money J (Uchenna Nwosu) That's some serious kicker swag.
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John Frellington @johndavidfraley.bsky.social · 15/12/2025
Devon Witherspoon makes this happen.
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John Frellington @johndavidfraley.bsky.social · 15/12/2025
I mean, look
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John Frellington @johndavidfraley.bsky.social · 08/12/2025
wrote www.fieldgulls.com/seattle-seah...
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Seahawks wallop Falcons: E-Man and the Masters of the ‘Spooniverse’
Another week, another game where the Seahawks are playing Drew Lock and the backups in the 4th quarter of a blowout win.
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Otto Burr @mikeall.bsky.social · 07/12/2025
It Doesn't Have To Be Close
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Seahawks BS (Bluesky) @wdford208.bsky.social · 07/12/2025
Mike Macdonald is now 12-2 on the road since becoming Head Coach of the Seattle Seahawks. No coach in NFL history has failed to win a Superbowl after starting their career in such fashion. Let's GO! #GoHawks
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Spike Friedman @spikefriedman.bsky.social · 07/12/2025
IS THIS GOOOOOD?????
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Resident Lightsaber Technician @hawkstalkers.bsky.social · 07/12/2025
Fam, this stat is actually fucking NUTS 😂
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SEAMILF?? @justwhitney.bsky.social · 23/11/2025
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Nate Tice @natetice.bsky.social · 21/10/2025
goms forever
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 21/10/2025
the last six weeks or so of m's baseball has been some of the most fun baseball i've seen in my life
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Nathan HawkBlogger @nathanhb.bsky.social · 21/10/2025
Reminder:
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Patrick Callahan @iampatrickc.bsky.social · 13/10/2025
Mariners throwing a combined Maddox after a 15 inning game is wild as hell
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John Frellington @johndavidfraley.bsky.social · 13/10/2025
Cal Raleigh hits so well at home.
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Nate Tice @natetice.bsky.social · 15/07/2025
LETS 👏 GO 👏 CAL 👏 RALEIGH 👏 YOURE 👏 THE 👏 BEST 👏 HITTER 👏 ALIVE 👏
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DumpSite @nsfwdumpsite.bsky.social · 06/10/2025
Hell of a loss but holy shit was that a good game #seahawks
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Spike Friedman @spikefriedman.bsky.social · 05/10/2025
Sam Darnold is so much better than I thought he would be
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Marielle ⚓️🔱 @marielle922.bsky.social · 26/09/2025
Mariners officially have a first round bye 🙌🏻
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Spike Friedman @spikefriedman.bsky.social · 26/09/2025
Calais Campbell better do a stint in Seattle at 44 so we can joke about Seahawks Legend Calais Campbell
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Nichole Behr @jasoncheathawks.bsky.social · 26/09/2025
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