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Resident Lightsaber Technician

@hawkstalkers.bsky.social
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Seattle Sports Fan. Acer Palmatum Enthusiast 🍁 | Soil Student. Results… Eventually 🌱 | Cybersecurity | | Veteran | Retired DoD Analyst | #UW ☔️ | #Seahawks | | #TridentsUp | #SeaKraken | #Sounders | #Gonzaga |

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Resident Lightsaber Technician @hawkstalkers.bsky.social · 9h
I’m starting to question whether Fleury has any fucking clue what he’s doing.
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Resident Lightsaber Technician @hawkstalkers.bsky.social · 9h
16/28 for 153yds… 1 TD and 2 INts. “ITz bEeN tHe JuSTiN HeRBeRT ShOw”
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Spongebob Funny Dance
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Resident Lightsaber Technician @hawkstalkers.bsky.social · 9h
Dude these guys are sobbing Herbert’s knob despite him sucking ass all game.
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Resident Lightsaber Technician @hawkstalkers.bsky.social · 10h
Mike is not going to be happy with the undisciplined play this week. This has been about as sloppy as you could get.
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Resident Lightsaber Technician @hawkstalkers.bsky.social · 10h
Not good.
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Resident Lightsaber Technician @hawkstalkers.bsky.social · 10h
Magically not allow your body weight at all to fall on the sissy little QB. This league has gone straight fucking powder puff….. what the shit are we doing here?
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Resident Lightsaber Technician @hawkstalkers.bsky.social · 10h
Dude this fucking referee and is an absolute piece of shit. THEY CAN HIT THE FUCKING QUARTERBACK YOU FUCKING STIFF
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Resident Lightsaber Technician @hawkstalkers.bsky.social · 10h
Fucking ridiculous.
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Resident Lightsaber Technician @hawkstalkers.bsky.social · 10h
God fucking damnit Myers. For fucks sake.
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Resident Lightsaber Technician @hawkstalkers.bsky.social · 10h
Fucking 15-yarders, man. Undisciplined.
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Resident Lightsaber Technician @hawkstalkers.bsky.social · 11h
Too easy
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Resident Lightsaber Technician @hawkstalkers.bsky.social · 12h
Clear as day? Bro, he chose to field it and fair catch it with the defender bearing down on him…. The fuck. Soft ass league. He had EVERY CHANCE to fair catch it and protect himself. Make it make sense. So they have to try and arm tackle him because he decides to get drilled?
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Resident Lightsaber Technician @hawkstalkers.bsky.social · 12h
WHAT THE FUCK IS HE SUPPOSED TO DO
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Resident Lightsaber Technician @hawkstalkers.bsky.social · 12h
Dude….. holy shit bro.
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Resident Lightsaber Technician @hawkstalkers.bsky.social · 12h
Dude…. I love Brady but you can’t do that shit bro. My goodness. Literally decapitated the drive single-handedly due to a lack of discipline.
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Resident Lightsaber Technician @hawkstalkers.bsky.social · 12h
TOUCHDOOOOOOOOOOWN, SEAHAWKS!
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Resident Lightsaber Technician @hawkstalkers.bsky.social · 12h
Ok….. so do something, Sam
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Hustle Chillson @hustle-chillson.bsky.social · 12h
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Resident Lightsaber Technician @hawkstalkers.bsky.social · 12h
Bro…. Why they haven’t brought Kenny Mac in for a workout is besides me. I’m telling you, I’d take him on the field on any other back on the roster not named Charbonnet and Price, including Holani.
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Drty Dozen @12bardrty.bsky.social · 12h
INTeresting game so far
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Resident Lightsaber Technician @hawkstalkers.bsky.social · 12h
YoLo-Semite Sam
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Resident Lightsaber Technician @hawkstalkers.bsky.social · 12h
RB fell down because of course he did
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Resident Lightsaber Technician @hawkstalkers.bsky.social · 12h
Dude…… what the actual fuck, Sam.
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Resident Lightsaber Technician @hawkstalkers.bsky.social · 12h
Poor Herbie Hancock…. That was a terrible decision.
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Resident Lightsaber Technician @hawkstalkers.bsky.social · 12h
YESSSSSSSSSSSSIR
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Resident Lightsaber Technician @hawkstalkers.bsky.social · 12h
Five of their next six? Damn that’s brutal for the second half stretch of schedule. Better defend our house.
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Resident Lightsaber Technician @hawkstalkers.bsky.social · 14h
Had some teens light off some insane homemade explosives last night in our road. I found pieces of tennis ball at one site. Guaranteed their parents are the “It’s kids being kids” type. I’m a former Army 12B… I have significant experience with TNT, C4, and other explosives. This is nuts.
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A Genuine Catfish @imcatfishaf.bsky.social · 14h
McVay is gonna retire before Donald
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Cameron @camorooni.bsky.social · 14h
Rams victimized by a ticky tack penalty
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Resident Lightsaber Technician @hawkstalkers.bsky.social · 15h
Where’s the BlueSky Ramily at?! 😂
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Resident Lightsaber Technician @hawkstalkers.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Dude that was a fuck of a throw though…. Good lord! We’re in business!
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Resident Lightsaber Technician @hawkstalkers.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Demond is bad.
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IH8SHOCKJOX 🇦🇺🌈 proudly voted YES @ih8shockjox.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
My interest in growing non native Bonsai was piqued after visiting Tokyo's Bonsai museum - link👇. As a result I bought some Japanese Black Pines (Pinus thunbergii) early 2024 to try my hand. I'm not very good but it's an artform I'm enjoying self learning from YouTube. #1PBP kunio-kobayashi.com/en/
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Resident Lightsaber Technician @hawkstalkers.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
You know what’s crazy? Metasequoia gylptostroboides (Dawn Redwood) was thought to be extinct on earth for around 20 million years until it was discovered in a forest in inland China in the 1940s. It was propagated heavily and is now very common. It’s a prehistoric species. 🔥
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Resident Lightsaber Technician @hawkstalkers.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
First bonsai class in the books. Finished my first full repot experience on this Kishu Shimpaku juniper. Learning the basics properly while accounting for the horticulture concerns of the species are extremely important to the health of the tree. Learned a ton today. #bonsai #pnw
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Resident Lightsaber Technician @hawkstalkers.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
This is probably my last major acquisition this season but damn it may have instantly became my favorite specimen! This is metasequoia glyptostroboides ‘Silhouette’. It is a compact, variegated dawn redwood cultivar that remains smaller than its kin. Air layers next year. Can’t wait. #pnw #bonsai
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Stephy @12thstephy.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
😂😂☠️
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Resident Lightsaber Technician @hawkstalkers.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Aaron Rodgers is straight cheeks bro. He deserves it.
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Resident Lightsaber Technician @hawkstalkers.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Man, sometimes you just shoot your shot and score. Found this approximately 12’ ‘Koto No Ito’ (or Harp String) Japanese maple today at my local Lowe’s. Luckily for me, about 20% of the foliage was sun-scorched this summer. Asked the manager for a deal…. 75% off. $75 out the door. 🔥 #acer #pnw
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Resident Lightsaber Technician @hawkstalkers.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
The chaos continues with my freak Acer Palmatum ‘Lion Cub’ branch that has developed a true fatty 6.65mm wide fasciated meristem. No question that it’s fasciated. Potential sport. 10 branch offs of this main arm… 6-7 active terminal shoots. Two other offshoots total on the rest of the tree #pnw
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Resident Lightsaber Technician @hawkstalkers.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
A $20 FB Marketplace Acer Palmatum is right up my alley. I’ll never have too many. What can I say? I’ve become a tree hugger in the best way. I’ll save JMs whenever I can! 🤷 #pnw #aceraddict #breathe #timelinecleanse
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Resident Lightsaber Technician @hawkstalkers.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Building my little guy his first PC. Most of the components are from my previous builds so it isn’t a screaming beast but he has a pretty solid starting point for his future (self-funded) upgrades. 🔥🔥🔥
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Resident Lightsaber Technician @hawkstalkers.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Listening to these two cucks jerk off Kroenke and his ownership of five sports teams…. Lovely.
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Resident Lightsaber Technician @hawkstalkers.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Dual trunk alpine hemlock anyone? Fresh from the mountains of Montana 😍 #pnw #bonsai
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Resident Lightsaber Technician @hawkstalkers.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
This gal wore me down over time. I have many Japanese maples, however, I didn’t have one yet that I bought specifically for bonsai. This Sharp’s Pygmy has been at my local bonsai spot for quite a while. It has age and is ready for some design decisions in the spring #pnw #bonsai
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Resident Lightsaber Technician @hawkstalkers.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
That was a NICE pick! Good lort
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Resident Lightsaber Technician @hawkstalkers.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Did Fleury fly to KC to call this drive?
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Resident Lightsaber Technician @hawkstalkers.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Why didnt you audible out of the run with the box slammed with 8
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Resident Lightsaber Technician @hawkstalkers.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
CRY KC
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Resident Lightsaber Technician @hawkstalkers.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOW
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