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An Enemy Spy

@anenemyspy.bsky.social
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A deeply unserious person. Avoid if at all possible.

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An Enemy Spy @anenemyspy.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Fuck the Browns. Fuck the Deshaun Watson redemption tour. Fuck anyone who tries to rehabilitate that piece of shit's image and treat him like a hero just because he's winning games now.
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An Enemy Spy @anenemyspy.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Every touchdown Deshaun Watson scores is to the detriment of humanity.
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An Enemy Spy @anenemyspy.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Finding out the guy who smashes his face with a hammer is probably a rapist is the least surprising thing I've learned this week.
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An Enemy Spy @anenemyspy.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
You ever meet a woman who is so slim you're like where does she keep her internal organs 'cause there's no room for them in there?
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An Enemy Spy @anenemyspy.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Struggling to think of any reason at all to keep existing right now other than my heart just keeps beating on its own regardless. Life has no point.
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An Enemy Spy @anenemyspy.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Do you guys keep having your random posts reposted by obvious bot accounts who all have names begging for money pretending to be starving families?
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An Enemy Spy @anenemyspy.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
@agramuglia.bsky.social I want to see Shad try to defend his book from his critics it but he's too much a coward to ever go on stream with someone whose not just there to agree with him.
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An Enemy Spy @anenemyspy.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
That's a strategy you don't see a lot, just pathetically begging people to vote for you.
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An Enemy Spy @anenemyspy.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
@agramuglia.bsky.social How far into your stream does Shad start whinging about no one liking his terrible book?
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An Enemy Spy @anenemyspy.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
This motherfucker is the cop who shot the donkey? Who the fuck let this baby-faced neckbeard through training. When I'm on the ground with a boot on my head stomping me into the pavement for exercising my civil rights the man wearing it should have a jaw you could forge horseshoes on.
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An Enemy Spy @anenemyspy.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Western Michigan had that win straight up stolen from them.
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An Enemy Spy @anenemyspy.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
It's wild to see the manosphere evolve from "here's how to be more confident to attract women" to "if you like women then you're gay".
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An Enemy Spy @anenemyspy.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
So has Natalie Harp been there the whole time and we just now are noticing her?
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An Enemy Spy @anenemyspy.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Been playing one of my childhood favorites, Civ II. As my Greek armies roll over his lands like a tidal wave, Montezuma keeps sending me messages offering to show me mercy if I pay him 50 gold.
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An Enemy Spy @anenemyspy.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
One of my favorite kinds of internet dipshits are the ones who insist they won the argument to you like they need you to agree they won before they'll leave you alone. Who do you think is governing this, buddy? You think we've both got W/L records that are gonna update after this?
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An Enemy Spy @anenemyspy.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
The internet is a trip sometimes. I just got a notification of some guy who's extremely mad about a post I made on clip of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia nine years ago where I humorously observed the most unrealistic part of the show is they're not all in prison.
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An Enemy Spy @anenemyspy.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
So I think the part of this series where Rhaenyra is still the sympathetic protagonist has come to its end.
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An Enemy Spy @anenemyspy.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Fucking Ulf. Dude's not even useful as a traitor.
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An Enemy Spy @anenemyspy.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Stunning PR work on Rhaenyra's part. The people will be bound to accept you as their holy annointed ruler after you had the High Septon stabbed and declared their gods invalid.
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An Enemy Spy @anenemyspy.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Type of reviewer I fucking hate: The this movie is [genre], I don't like [genre] therefore this movie is bad guy. Imagine a restaurant critic who reviews an Italian restaurant and complains they don't serve Indian food. Who fucking cares what you think then?
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An Enemy Spy @anenemyspy.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
I kind of wish I was a climate change denier sometimes. I can't do anything to stop it, so it would be nice to just never be worried about it.
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An Enemy Spy @anenemyspy.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
I figured this would be the big blowout episode but I guess they're breaking with tradition and making it the finale.
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An Enemy Spy @anenemyspy.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
The thing i really like about the MCU is there's so much random shit established that you can just have anything you want show up at any time. You want Spider-Man to fight ninjas? We got ninjas, no need to make a plot line establishing them, they're just there.
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An Enemy Spy @anenemyspy.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Spider-Man good.
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An Enemy Spy @anenemyspy.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
So I'm assuming the woman who shot Criston Cole was Alyssane Blackwood? Is this confirmed?
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An Enemy Spy @anenemyspy.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Hugh's wife rejected him so is he just gonna go fuck it, I'm burning this whole town down?
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An Enemy Spy @anenemyspy.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Everybody who wins the Iron Throne always ends up wondering why they sacrificed so much for such a piece of shit job.
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An Enemy Spy @anenemyspy.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
This motherfucker. He let them out on purpose!
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An Enemy Spy @anenemyspy.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
static.klipy.com
Intense Cock Fight
ALT: Intense Cock Fight
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An Enemy Spy @anenemyspy.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Good lord, they turned the prison section of Truth and Reconciliation into an absolute bloodbath.
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An Enemy Spy @anenemyspy.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Got the new Halo game, doing the prequel missions, they're fun but they really like throwing you into rooms where you have to fight off waves of Brutes and Elites and it's incredibly stingy with giving out checkpoints, to a frustrating degree.
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An Enemy Spy @anenemyspy.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
So sick of seeing "reviews" for things that haven't even come out yet.
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An Enemy Spy @anenemyspy.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
"Wow, you seem really easily offended." I don't know dude, maybe if absolutely nothing ever offends you that means you just have no moral standards, maybe things that are objectively offensive should offend you, maybe that means you have basic decency.
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An Enemy Spy @anenemyspy.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Just saw The Odyssey, which is woke now I guess? One of the foundational stories of western culture starring a white man is now too woke for them, go figure.
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An Enemy Spy @anenemyspy.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
The return policy for a piece of jewelry is far more complicated than expected.
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An Enemy Spy @anenemyspy.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
I love how the England fans say "It's coming home" about a trophy they won one time back in the 60s.
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An Enemy Spy @anenemyspy.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
You think J Jonah Jameson ever brought it up to Peter Parker that he's dating the woman who left his astronaut son at the altar? I feel that's got to affect a professional relationship.
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An Enemy Spy @anenemyspy.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
@agramuglia.bsky.social Regarding Ian using the wish to get a billion dollars, was that him being selfish or was he just trying to demonstrate the One Wish Willow didn't work to snap Bear out of what he thought was a delusion?
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An Enemy Spy @anenemyspy.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Having just seen the Alex Meyers video, I think every guy needs to be made to watch Obsession and anyone who comes out liking Bear at the end should have a sign hung around their neck so women know not to talk to them.
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An Enemy Spy @anenemyspy.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
When we were hoping for famous deaths to come in threes after Mitch McConnell and Lindsey Graham, we weren't talking about Sam Neill. Try again, Death, and don't fuck it up this time.
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An Enemy Spy @anenemyspy.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
My personal conspiracy theory: The Monn landing really did happen, but Neil Armstrong and Buzz Aldrin were fictional character played by actors.
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An Enemy Spy @anenemyspy.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
I hate Donald Trump primarily for the fascism and the murders and the wars and stuff but the fact that he can't even let us enjoy sports really fucking sucks too. Anything we have that doesn't involve him, he has to involve himself and make it shitty.
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An Enemy Spy @anenemyspy.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Geez kid, I just told you I'm sending you to spend the rest of your life in a frozen shithole penal colony, lighten up will you?
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An Enemy Spy @anenemyspy.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
I know you just fought a war defending your inheritance after being passed over for a male heir but would you please disinherit my granddaughter so I can pass her over for a male heir?
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An Enemy Spy @anenemyspy.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Happy 4th of July to those who celebrate. Remember to celebrate in the true spirit of the holiday, by raising a middle finger to all king's and tyrants, be they across the sea or on our own soil.
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Calvinball Congress @emericanjezebel.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
I’m anti death penalty and an abolitionist, but I think rape should carry the death penalty. maybe that would shut these fuckers up.
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An Enemy Spy @anenemyspy.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
Imagine thinking you come off better in this comparison.
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An Enemy Spy @anenemyspy.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
A version of Halo where Master Chief is just a sadsack loser who thinks his AI chat bot is his girlftiend.
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An Enemy Spy @anenemyspy.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
There is literally a ChatGPT commercial where the person in it needs it to tell her how to wear her pants.
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An Enemy Spy @anenemyspy.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
When I first heard Trump was going to clean the reflecting pool I thought, there's no story here, even he can't fuck up hiring a pool cleaning service. What a moron I was.
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