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@dgo81.bsky.social
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Elder millennial. Animal guy. 🦜🏳️‍🌈 🌎

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DG @dgo81.bsky.social · 4h
My MIL and FIL if they ever find out that their grandchild watches Ms. Rachel.
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Brain Explosion
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SeaTea @tierno158.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Baby kangaroos are called Joeys. Their first words are often, "How you doin'?"
A baby kangaroo.
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Rob Delaney @robdelaney.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
🇺🇸🗳️ Make sure you’re registered to vote. Do it now & repost. iwillvote.com
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I Will Vote
Be a voter. Find everything you need to vote in your state’s next election.
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Buitengebieden @buitengebieden.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
That’s a way.. 😅
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Yours in negritude, Ryan K. Smith @mewefree.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Lethal Shooter has Ms. Rachel on fire.
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Massimo (mirror) @rainmaker1973-m.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
This stray dog crashed a wedding and got adopted by the bride and groom Original post
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Benj Edwards @benjedwards.com · 03/09/2026
We have this really fat cardinal named Gary that hangs out in our yard and he’s awesome
Gary the red cardinal bird sitting on a fence
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Dave Itzkoff @ditzkoff.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
RIP Peter Cullen. This scene went SO much harder than it had any right to, because of his performance.
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Liz Climo @lizclimo.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
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THE FAR SIDE DAILY @bot.cowtools.org · 20/08/2026
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Dan of the Year @downwithdan.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
"this edible ain't shit" two hours later:
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Katie Mack @astrokatie.com · 13/08/2026
I feel like an issue that would connect well with voters would be doing anything at all to slow the current progression toward "absolutely everything now is a scam"
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Ramin Nasibov @nasibov.me · 12/08/2026
If you missed the solar eclipse, this is what it looked like:
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DG @dgo81.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Like Tony Wonder…
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DG @dgo81.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
At least I don’t have to pay attention to the NBA anymore. 👋
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DG @dgo81.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
The Dan Patrick show pushing AI is disappointing to say the least. Been listening religiously since 2009 but it’s probably time to pack it in when you reach this point. Truly a shame.
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DG @dgo81.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Much more of this.
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Three panel comic. Panel 1: an old man lies in a hospice bed, glancing out the window as day breaks. There is a woman asleep on a small couch next to him. The man thinks to himself, “dang, that was stressful. Wouldn’t mind a chill one next time.” Panel 2: the cycle of death and rebirth continues on, represented by the samsara wheel of life, along with splash text which reads: REINCARNATE-O! Panel 3: a solitary duck swims peacefully along the water. It thinks to itself, “nice”
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DG @dgo81.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
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scott pianowski @pianow.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
The older you get, the more you appreciate humility in others. Good listeners. People who are intellectually curious. A balanced, two-way conversation. I love meeting smart people who are over themselves. Very refreshing.
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DG @dgo81.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
If you’re a real hooper and some young gun challenges you it doesn’t matter if you’re in Crocs or Docs the shit is on.
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The Daily Show @thedailyshow.com · 21/07/2026
Jon Stewart slams Trump's anti-DEI "meritocracy" and praises short king Jimothy the Raccoon
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A.R. Moxon @juliusgoat.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Every day this guy does something like this and every day the same people who dress him up as a terrifying commie destroyer of civilization do a dozen things to sabotage the public good, to murder and destroy and hate and kill, and I can't anymore handle those who won't see the clear difference.
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Jonathan Slater @jonathanslater.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
The punishment fits the crime. lol
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DG @dgo81.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
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DG @dgo81.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
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t4ner @tracyforner.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
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DG @dgo81.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
Moderate dems woke up this morning with achy bottoms… 😢😢
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DG @dgo81.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
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Arrested Development: There Are Dozens Of Us
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Bill Amend @billamend.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
Tonight’s dumb napkin cartoon…
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DG @dgo81.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
Clearly Jerry Gergich
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DG @dgo81.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
Well shit. This is accurate. 🤦‍♂️
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DG @dgo81.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
Right Said Fred had prior engagements.
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Adrian C. Jackson @adriancjax.blacksky.app · 11/05/2026
“Inevitable” The automobile was inevitable b/c the PEOPLE wanted it The personal computer was inevitable b/c the PEOPLE wanted it The internet was inevitable b/c the PEOPLE wanted it The smartphone was inevitable b/c the PEOPLE wanted it AI isn’t inevitable b/c THE PEOPLE DON’T FUCKING WANT IT!
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DG @dgo81.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
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a man wearing a green shirt is making a sad face .
ALT: a man wearing a green shirt is making a sad face .
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Liz Climo @lizclimo.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
who’s with me
Red panda asks “what are you doing this weekend?” Hedgehog replies “couch.” Panda asks, “Oh you’re gonna buy a couch?” Hedgehog replies “no I’m gonna sit on one.”
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Rob Delaney @robdelaney.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
I haven’t given any $ to a Democratic campaign in years. Haven’t felt they’d know what to do with it. I could however see giving to candidates who explicitly map out how they’d destroy the Supreme Court.
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Micah @rincewind.run · 28/04/2026
if you work at a defense contractor and a comedian asks what you do for a living I have a suggestion for next time: lie
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DG @dgo81.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
Be like Norm…
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DG @dgo81.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
If You Wanna Be My Lover by Spice Girls. Song only could have existed in the mid 90’s. Honorable mention: Nearly Lost You, Screaming Trees.
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High Priestess, Low Patience @cheriepriest.com · 17/04/2026
Vonnegut: 1965
Hello babies.
Welcome to Earth.
It's hot in the summer and cold in the winter. It's round and wet and crowded.
On the outside, babies, you've got a hundred years here. There's only one rule that I know of, babies-God damn it, you've got to be kind.
KURT VONNEGUT
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DG @dgo81.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
Saw someone today say that Journey and Boston were “manufactured” rock bands. If so, my fucking compliments to the chef!!
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DG @dgo81.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
Can’t forget about tourism, food service, railroads, sales, hospitals/manufacturing and air travel.
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Meade Krosby @meadekrosby.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
Things that help calm the nervous system, quickly: - Box breathing (in for 4, hold for 4, out for 4, hold for 4, repeat) - Immerse your face in cold water (activates mammalian dive reflex) - Humming (stimulates vagus nerve) - Exercise (anything helps, outside even better) - Impeachment and removal
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Bill Corbett @billcorbett.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
“But there has to be a path to redemption for people like Louis CK..” Let me stop you right there: no there doesn’t. You made that up.
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Ken Tremendous @kentremendous.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
AI sucks. Using it to write stuff sucks. Justifying using it to write stuff by saying it allows you to write more stuff sucks. Writing is the fundamental form of human expression and ceding jurisdiction over the written word to plagiarism machines is the death of the human mind.
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DG @dgo81.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
“Are we havin fun yet”?!? Iykyk
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DG @dgo81.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
Send in the best…
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