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scott pianowski

@pianow.bsky.social
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notes in crayon. in love with subtlety. yahoo sports fantasy scribe. grinder. hecky bean. @fswa hall of fame, class of 2021. grateful.

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scott pianowski @pianow.bsky.social · 18h
It turned colder, that's where it ends.
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scott pianowski @pianow.bsky.social · 18h
Slant rhyme is the most lovely of things.
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scott pianowski @pianow.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I'm generally a value hunter in drafts but I made Jimmy Snuggerud a proactive pick in the middle rounds. Game came together late in 2026, and power-play time will bump this season.
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scott pianowski @pianow.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
The only thing worse than losing your Ollie Gordon bid is winning it.
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scott pianowski @pianow.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Every Wednesday I dig into the targets and some other pass-catching data. Today's piece talks about Brock Bowers, the Bears (Kalif Raymond, obstructor) and Falcons. sports.yahoo.com/fantasy/arti...
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Fantasy Football: Brock Bowers is back — and he looks ready to break the game
Fantasy football analyst Scott Pianowski examines some target trends to note as we head into Week 4.
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scott pianowski @pianow.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
If you think Bill Murray is sad tonight, wait til he sees BC basketball.
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scott pianowski @pianow.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Patriots didn't score a touchdown. Red Sox don't have a run. Bruins don't have a goal. Good times never seemed so good.
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scott pianowski @pianow.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Very early in this Chargers season, it could be too late.
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scott pianowski @pianow.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Here's my full Week 3 notebook, starting with the Detroit Lions, who just want you to be happy. bit.ly/4dFM35Y
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Fantasy Football Week 3 Booms & Busts: The Lions just want to make managers happy this season
Scott Pianowski goes over who stepped up and who let you down for fantasy football in Week 3.
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scott pianowski @pianow.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I realize it's difficult to officiate a sport like the NFL and every week is going to have borderline calls. But I thought the officiating on Sunday was awful. This isn't based on anything I was personally rooting for, I just want the right calls so results feel legitimate.
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scott pianowski @pianow.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Traveling is great, except for the traveling.
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scott pianowski @pianow.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
That George Kittle holding flag looked ridiculous.
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scott pianowski @pianow.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Nothing like taunting when you're down 25 points.
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scott pianowski @pianow.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Midway through the third quarter in New York. The Titans have one first down. One.
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scott pianowski @pianow.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Pete Yorn always feels like an old friend.
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scott pianowski @pianow.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
As Robin Williams says in Dead Poets Society, Mr. Pitts, rise above your name.
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scott pianowski @pianow.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
We had a blast watching his dad, and now we're going to enjoy watching (and saying) Joaquim Boumtje-Boumtje.
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scott pianowski @pianow.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Sadly, he's RG4.
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scott pianowski @pianow.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
You can't spell Winston without INT.
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scott pianowski @pianow.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Here is my Week 2 notebook, starting with that crazy situation in Chicago. sports.yahoo.com/fantasy/arti...
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Fantasy Football Week 2 Booms and Busts: Bears offense does a complete (and ugly) 180
Fantasy football analyst Scott Pianowski highlights the winners and examines the losers of Week 2's Sunday action.
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scott pianowski @pianow.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
The purest way for JSN to validate his greatness is dominating with Drew Lock. It's like Phil Jackson winning a title in the CBA.
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scott pianowski @pianow.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I will always wonder why they don't use Tyquan Thornton more.
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scott pianowski @pianow.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I'd trust Lucy Van Pelt holding a football before I'd trust the Chargers again.
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scott pianowski @pianow.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Lock to JSN is the new Montana to Rice.
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scott pianowski @pianow.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I have never understood why teams get their prime-time games stacked. They probably have a reason but it doesn't make sense to me. Anyway, good luck unsubscribing from the Falcons.
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scott pianowski @pianow.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I don't think the Packers ever wanted to go for it on 4th down. They just want the trick Aaron Glenn into not conserving time.
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scott pianowski @pianow.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
The groundhog saw its shadow. Looks like six more weeks of Deshaun Watson.
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scott pianowski @pianow.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Week 1: Pinball scoring. Week 2: Tottenham scoring.
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scott pianowski @pianow.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
The Titans only had 20 plays in the first half. That's really hard to do.
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scott pianowski @pianow.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
If the Cleveland Browns owned a funeral parlor, nobody would die.
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scott pianowski @pianow.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Matched up with a random guy last Saturday for golf. He grew up very poor. As a kid, went to play football in the neighborhood wearing slippers. Kids are cruel. Mom, I need cleats. She asks how much. They don't really have it. But the next day, he has cleats.
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scott pianowski @pianow.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Obviously a ton can and will change between now and then, but you might be interested in the Bears and Lions playing in Week 17. Hopefully the Chicago weather cooperates.
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scott pianowski @pianow.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
The boss move from De'Von Achane is to change his pronunciation to "ETN."
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scott pianowski @pianow.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Trying to find those Christian Watson shares I was sure I drafted.
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John Travolta Confused: What Huh
ALT: John Travolta Confused: What Huh
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scott pianowski @pianow.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Those New Orleans pronunciations are something. Shough, like Show? No, it's Shuck. Etienne, like ETN? No, it's Achane. I'm afraid to pronounce anything else.
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scott pianowski @pianow.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
The Cardinals beating the Chargers could be this year's version of Raiders over Patriots in Week 1. I'll be shocked if Arizona is close to .500.
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scott pianowski @pianow.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Chicago and Carolina: 28th time in NFL history, per Stathead, two teams have gone past 90 total points. It's the biggest Week 1 score in history. The 96 total points between Chicago and Carolina ranks tied for 12th all time. Highest scoring game since Rams/Chiefs in 2018, a 51-48 shootout on MNF.
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scott pianowski @pianow.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I love how this Chicago defense can make Young to Coker look like Montana to Rice.
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scott pianowski @pianow.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
This Chicago-Carolina game is going to end on Tuesday.
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scott pianowski @pianow.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Just one week obviously, but a pretty good liftoff for the dead zone running backs.
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scott pianowski @pianow.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Nobody will miss Deshaun Watson.
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scott pianowski @pianow.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Ravens to the moon? Healthy QB, sharp fresh OC, all that talent. Fun fun fun.
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scott pianowski @pianow.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
The Chicago Bears carnival is set up and it is glorious.
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scott pianowski @pianow.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Good first hour for Vanity RB. Scoring like Steph Curry at Davidson.
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scott pianowski @pianow.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Cribbing from old school Boston Herald, it feels like the Jaguars can name the score.
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scott pianowski @pianow.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Jameson Williams in midseason form. Drops a long catch, drops a soft pitch. Gotta focus, kid.
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scott pianowski @pianow.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
If this is paradise, I wish I had a lawnmower.
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scott pianowski @pianow.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
The cool of the evening.
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scott pianowski @pianow.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Landslide will always get under your skin.
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scott pianowski @pianow.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Jet Lag 27, Rams 7.
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