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Drew Gansen

@dgansen.bsky.social
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I hate pants.

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AltWatcher @altwatcher.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Don't worry! On Facebook it's much, much worse!
A screenshot of the Alt National Park Service page on Facebook. It has 4.6 million followers.
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Professor Frink saying this
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Jason Scott @textfiles.com · 03/10/2026
One day, Jordan Koschei of HVconnect announced he was releasing 450+ 4k drone shots completely lacking watermarks and public domain, just to encourage use and beauty of what is my home county. Now, the Internet Archive has mirrored it. Lovely shots! Full metadata! archive.org/details/hvco...
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ConnectHV Drone Footage Collection
Mirrored drone footage from https://connecthv.com/ - created by Jordan Koschei, licensed drone operator. Released to the public domain for all uses. Original collection at https://connecthv.com/drone-...
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Drew Gansen @dgansen.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I wish we had a Big Ten equivalent.
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Drew Gansen @dgansen.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Michigan at 26 really surprised me. I need to re-read how SP+ works.
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Drew Gansen @dgansen.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Slippery Rock #198, hell yeah!
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lowtax speedrun enjoyer @rickywlmsbong.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
my hot take is people should stop doing this dumb discourse that treats a piece of software as a living being you’re not god. it’s just a chatbot. you can turn it off and it’s not the holocaust
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Drew Gansen @dgansen.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
My mini-jug ornament won’t see daylight for many years now. Still holding hope for Paul though.
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Takao Yamada @taksea.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
The rush to draw definitive conclusions has become an absolutely exhausting part of sports conversation.
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Prettyman @thirdpartyinternet.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Nothing like watching my favorite team, attached to an increasingly evil university, flail around depressingly in between marathon commercial breaks filled with turboracism political ads. This is the American birthright baby!!!
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Drew Gansen @dgansen.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Still not enough to make me miss the Cure “interviews” but probably will by November.
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Drew Gansen @dgansen.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Wait a minute, you are *not* supposed to commit penalties? Then why does my team keep doing it?
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Joseph Cox @josephcox.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
This is huge: a judge ruled a Flock search was 'indiscriminate mass surveillance' and unconstitutional. Says the search by a cop, who did it because a passing car had a plate from a different state, violated the driver's rights. Meaning, Flock should require a warrant www.404media.co/federal-judg...
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Federal Judge Rules a Flock Search Was ‘Indiscriminate Mass Surveillance’ and Unconstitutional
Flock’s nationwide network is quickly “approaching dragnet-type law enforcement practice” and the cop should have got a warrant, the judge wrote.
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ArtButMakeItSports @artbutmakeitsports.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Time orders Old Age to destroy Beauty (flipped, detail), by Pompeo Girolamo Batoni, 1746, 📸 by @madelinepcarter.bsky.social
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Maybe It Will Happen Today @today-maybe.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
An illustration done mostly with digital colored pencils. Ok, so we have a wooden coffin in the classic top-heavy hexagon shape. The coffin is propped up at an angle on nothing against a background of gray-blue paint splatters as a spooky sheet ghost rises out of it. Although it’s not a real sheet as it’s translucent and there’s nothing inside of it except a gape-mouthed green skull in the approximate head position within the sheet. The ghost is wearing a big. floppy, black witch’s hat and there’s a little brown bat hanging down from the wide brim. The ghost’s arms are extended holding a jack o’ lantern with a one-toothed frowny face carved into it. Popping out of the jack o’ lantern is a a black cat with green eyes balancing the cap of the pumpkin on his head. And on the stem of the pumpkin cap is a very serious-looking brown speckled owl. A series of spooky speech balloons is chained together around all this , each balloon containing one word and associating back tot he spooks and creatures named in the reverse order listed. The lettering in the balloons is red and drippy and reads ‘Maybe it will happen today’.
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Jon Pyle @jonpyle.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
The great @hollyanderson.bsky.social has a thread, which inspired this thinking. But culture >>>> conspiracy. It’s so complicated to coordinate moving parts: people, organizations and communication. It’s much simpler to create a culture (tolerated thoughts, beliefs, actions) that values toxicity
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aaron boothby @ellipticalnight.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
the DA took the report from campus security as the only statement and expected it to stay there because that's what Cornell wanted to happen and how it usually goes
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Holly Anderson 🍇 @hollyanderson.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
where are my manners, happy October youtu.be/jpzWVh7f4TE?...
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Fall Time in Tennessee
YouTube video by Nick Lutsko
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depths of wikipedia @depthsofwikipedia.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
The Phantom of Heilbronn, also referred to as the Woman Without a Face, was a presumed female serial killer whose existence was inferred from DNA evidence found at 40 crime scenes across Austria, France and Germany from 1993 to 2009.

In March 2009, investigators concluded that the supposed serial killer did not exist, and the DNA belonged to a woman who worked at a factory that made the cotton swabs used for collecting DNA samples
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Timothy Burke @bubbaprog.xyz · 01/10/2026
not especially interested in hearing about "affordability" when the President of the United States is outsourcing foreign policy to a robot that calls itself "MechaHitler"
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Tom McGrath @tcmcg.photo · 01/10/2026
‘Twas ever thus
northwestern Miscues Graphic
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Red Wings Vizier @helmerroids.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Red Wings hockey baby
Word of the day is 'recrudescence' (17th century): the return of something terrible after a time of reprieve.
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Michael Spicer @michaelspicer.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Most TV is just this now.
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Drew Gansen @dgansen.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I am glad they are doing these again. Fun group.
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c0nc0rdance @c0nc0rdance.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Omigod, this is the most heartwarming story possible! Backpack (bear 89) is the son of the 2019 winner of Fat Bear Week, Holly (bear 435). In 2007, he injured his foot & a practice of riding on momma's Holly's back had a new meaning: he was mobility-restricted while it healed. So Holly moved him.
From DISCVR blog's Facebook page, a momma bear & a yearling cub on her back in the shallow water.  I think the background has been swapped out, and I can't rule out some AI use there?  God, Facebook has become the social media for AI slop : (

The title of the article, which I link below, is "How Bear 89 earned the name Backpack"
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ArtButMakeItSports @artbutmakeitsports.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Circus Performers, by Walt Kuhn, 1978, 📸 via @marisakabas.bsky.social
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Hannah Vardit @hannahvardit.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
i worry that men think being A Good Guy is dramatically and heroically intervening on behalf of an endangered woman and then being publicly rewarded on a grand scale when actually being A Good Guy is just usually saying, “hey man that’s not funny” or “wow that’s fucked up” and there is no reward
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Chicagoans for a Free Wales @transfem.my · 29/09/2026
It is good to feel seen and understood. I don't have a joke here, this is just quite good. www.nytimes.com/2026/09/29/s...
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What If A.D.H.D. Isn’t About Attention at All? (Gift Article)
Evidence suggests that it really affects what psychiatrists like me call sustained engagement — an important difference in understanding how to think about the condition.
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 27/10/2025
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Drew Gansen @dgansen.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Just one or two follow up questions would cause him to meltdown into verbal garbage. If only…
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Drew Gansen @dgansen.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Note how he says Democrats have no income. He has split everything into Republicans or Democrats. There is not a shred of bipartisianship in his toilet-bowl of a skull.
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Drew Gansen @dgansen.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
My microplastics are happy for your microplastics!
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Drew Gansen @dgansen.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Hell yeah!
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Drew Gansen @dgansen.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
A generous 72
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Tim Gaedke @timgaedke.com · 26/09/2026
talent is a lie
a cartoon picture of a frog throwing a crooked looking clay vase with the words “talent is a lie, just do it anyway”
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Drew Gansen @dgansen.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Fuck Iowa, corn is overrated
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Drew Gansen @dgansen.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Yes, CBS had a nice quick bit about it in the first half.
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Drew Gansen @dgansen.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Michigan defeating themselves with penalties as is tradition.
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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
truth
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Drew Gansen @dgansen.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I think I am conflating Patrick Stewart conducting during the halftime show with Yo Yo Ma.
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Drew Gansen @dgansen.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
He has preformed with MMB during halftime before, right?
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CATBOY HUSBAND @ CURSED DETROIT SPORTS @sportsgeek42.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Yo-Yo Ma is here at the halftime show performing Lord of the Rings to a nearly full bowl. The Michigan Difference (Complimentary).
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Drew Gansen @dgansen.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
10-7 at halftime in classic Big Ten matchup on a beautiful Saturday. Somethings never change. Go Blue!
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Gwen C. Katz @gwenckatz.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Fuck ChatGPT flyers. The future is broadsheets.
A crowded broadsheet with way too many fonts. It says:
Forget ChatGPT Flyers
Say it with 
Broadsheets
Unlimited fonts
Stretch them
Or cram a really long sentence into one line for no good reason
No whitespace
Mix capital and lowercase
Pointing hands
(They're called manicules!)
Don't be left behind
Broadsheets are the future
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Drew Gansen @dgansen.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
5’12” is a sensible answer
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CJ Ciaramella @cjciaramella.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
having ADHD is kind of like Chris Nolan's Memento, except all your tattoos say stuff like: "THE GARBAGE GOES TO THE CURB ON WEDNESDAY" "THE DENTIST IS GOING TO BE SO DISAPPOINTED IN YOU" "THERE'S GRAPES IN THE FRIDGE EVEN THOUGH YOU CAN'T SEE THEM"
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Michael McDonald @electproject.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Every. F*cking. Time. The. Same. Story. Make a big fraud claim that doesn't hold up on inspection. The goal is to create doubt, not provide truth www.nytimes.com/2026/09/24/u...
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From 15,000 to 185 to Zero: Trump’s Claims of Illegal Voting in Nevada Fizzle
It was the Trump administration’s latest stumble in its effort to find proof of widespread noncitizen voting, despite decades of evidence that it is extremely rare.
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Norm Charlatan @normcharlatan.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Packers owners spent all offseason worrying about the Uihleins instead of fortifying the o-line.
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mistress von toasty @toasty.cx · 24/09/2026
A helicopter in black and white with red text over it that says SKY SINNERS
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Drew Gansen @dgansen.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Coach Rhule
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