Prettyman @thirdpartyinternet.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Imagine The Blue Nile covering “Matte Kudasai.” This post will appeal to a maximum of 5 people on this app. 000
Prettyman @thirdpartyinternet.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Really alarmed by this thread because it sounds like people are still eating and enjoying the nasty ass fake sugar + sketchy heavy metal levels bars and apparently hate Rx bars? More dates for me I guess. 100
Prettyman @thirdpartyinternet.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Happy for Barham. He’s free of Wink Martindale. He’s finally free. 020
Prettyman @thirdpartyinternet.bsky.social · 22/09/2026PEYTON: Not a throw you want to make with that kinda safety look. Alright Eli, why don’t you introduce our next guess. ELI: Yeah, Peyt, excited to welcome on New Yorker magazine staff writer Mr. Isaac Chotiner. PEYTON: Wait— CHOTINER: Hey Eli. Peyton, in February 1996— PEYTON: Wait wait wait— 210527
Reposted by PrettymanPaul F. Tompkins @pftompkins.bsky.social · 19/09/2026You can’t have it both ways. You can’t be “It’s simple math, vote blue no matter who, grow up” and ALSO believe you are fighting fascism by making calculations as to who’s expendable. The world we’re in now demands more from us. More from everyone. 435237708
Prettyman @thirdpartyinternet.bsky.social · 19/09/2026RIP to the final load bearing pillar of an actual underground and DIY culture in Ann Arbor. Long live Metal Frat and fuck to all transphobes and institutionalized misogyny for all of time.michigandaily.comInside the rise and ‘recolonization’ of Metal FratMetal Frat is co-ed, predominantly queer and has been an influential cornerstone of Michigan’s alternative music scene since the early 2000s. 000
Prettyman @thirdpartyinternet.bsky.social · 19/09/2026What Gameday has always been missing is a just-got-hit-in-the-head-with-a-brick, Red Solo Cup ass jingoism more irrationally intense than it when it lightly engaged in it during the first two decades of the century when such sentiments were still modestly popular. 120
Reposted by PrettymanUSER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 19/09/2026hey if you like it, I love it 8584
Prettyman @thirdpartyinternet.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Sept—2026. The Axis of Resistance is master of the Straits. Only an American fleet of suicidal teenagers stand before them. Costcos are now battlefields. 021
Reposted by PrettymanShiv Ramdas Mens Rice Activist @nameshiv.bsky.social · 18/09/2026I'm convinced these people are on the take because nobody is actually this stupid in the same way every day for 30 years and incapable of even registering feedback, check their bank accounts for where payments have come from 825141
Reposted by PrettymanBYCTOM @byctom.bsky.social · 11/09/2026AL MICHAELS: They say he is called The Machine and Nic Cage has to track him down in the pornography video tape underground. Wonderful film. 8 mm. And that's too high for Kirk. I'll tell you who has not been a machine. Trevor Lawrence, spraying it around all night. HERBSTREIT: here comes the punter 1256
Prettyman @thirdpartyinternet.bsky.social · 17/09/2026The kind of liberalism I see on hear increasingly just seems to abandon egalitarianism for moral contrarianism. It’s like if Rawls had said “actually you get to peak beyond the veil and use enervating game theory to figure out who to fuck over while promising them it’s a short term proposition.” 100
Prettyman @thirdpartyinternet.bsky.social · 17/09/2026I want people quibbling about “pound for pound” to prove to me they’ve read The Jakarta Method 000
Prettyman @thirdpartyinternet.bsky.social · 17/09/2026GREAT rebuttal to US trained Salvadoran death squads who slaughtered nuns, children; opening an unprovoked hot war by blowing up two elementary schools; My Lai; US trained Indonesian paramilitary mass killings; land mines in Laos; one million dead Iraqis; the Decision Matrix; GHF massacres […] 2155
Prettyman @thirdpartyinternet.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Paging @snowden.st what are the optimal outcomes this weekend for our rooting interests and transitive vibes? This is a tricky one, please do not take it as a sign my discipline and commitment to Eck thought is wavering. 120
Prettyman @thirdpartyinternet.bsky.social · 17/09/2026I love these “Hasan Piker suggests something that is seen as trivially true and uncontroversial in nearly any other country on earth save for maybe 2 or 3” headlines. 110
Reposted by Prettymanvortex_egg @vortexegg.com · 17/09/2026There’s a reason why arguments that people on the left need to uncritically swallow the bill of goods being sold by the AI industry come off as offensive to people who were already aware of all this. 110827
Prettyman @thirdpartyinternet.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Aaron’s confusingly explaining this website’s rules again today? Interesting. 010
Prettyman @thirdpartyinternet.bsky.social · 17/09/2026I love how Michigan gets to be the heat sink for NBC’s abject televisual product through now a third recursion of this story. I mean this genuinely, it’s very funny. I wish more conferences got to discover John Fanta. 030
Prettyman @thirdpartyinternet.bsky.social · 16/09/2026I get that the dark heart of what we too broadly call AI are systems of increasingly spooky emergent behavior capable of solving milestone equations, etc, but for lay people the tip of the spear is this and also there are one trillion spear tips. The zone is flooded with rusty, diseased spear tips. 100
Prettyman @thirdpartyinternet.bsky.social · 15/09/2026A friend discovered—after weeks of me opening posts they share in a group chat only to discover I’m blocked by people I followed—that I was added to the “trolls” list May 11th. My only posts that day mildly pushed back on Aaron Rodericks’ suspension fest and inability to use the site he moderates. 120
Prettyman @thirdpartyinternet.bsky.social · 15/09/2026One way to make sure this doesn’t happen would be for press rooms to not be brimming with mindless stenographers too terrified of access revocation to ask a follow up like “what did you find funny about a video simulating a woman getting knocked out by your coach?” We’re well past that of course. 120
Prettyman @thirdpartyinternet.bsky.social · 14/09/2026You will get blocked by the game theory-obsessed centrists if you recite their psychotic positions back to them using the dark arts of having unfortunately majored in philosophy. Lesson learned. 010
Prettyman @thirdpartyinternet.bsky.social · 14/09/2026“I wanted to make something even uglier and less enjoyable than Marvel slop,” he continued, “and I think I did that.” 020
Prettyman @thirdpartyinternet.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Difficult answer I’ll use for future games of “Your forgotten goth geocities website, preserved on the Wayback Machine, or CUSA defensive lineman?” 010
Prettyman @thirdpartyinternet.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Packers didn’t realize successfully head hunting Kyler would unleash the all Max Bredeson offense. 000
Prettyman @thirdpartyinternet.bsky.social · 13/09/2026I’m told this is impossible for a candidate to do and it’s purity politics if you leverage your only power (your vote) to insist upon it? 071
Prettyman @thirdpartyinternet.bsky.social · 13/09/2026The depths of moral debasement people will publicly engage in just to run “what me worry?”-ass interference on yet another calculated retreat by the liberal establishment on a watershed civil rights issue goes unnoticed because the bar is in the earth’s mantle and they know it. 160
Prettyman @thirdpartyinternet.bsky.social · 13/09/2026World record longest and most sustained Ball Don’t Lie 040
Prettyman @thirdpartyinternet.bsky.social · 13/09/2026To calibrate for other fan bases: this would be like living in Berlin in April, 1945. 000
Prettyman @thirdpartyinternet.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Why did Sark blow off Holly Rowe. Why was Arch STARING down the camera. What is Texas football and why is it so weird. 130
Reposted by PrettymanCaræsten 🇵🇸 @cara.city · 13/09/2026in 30 years people are going to wonder how we got caught up in the AI extinction hysteria while a real mass extinction was happening and we did very little to stop it 10572135
Prettyman @thirdpartyinternet.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Getting rightoid PAC midterm ads from Michigan, Ohio, and Texas during the same broadcast. This is what the cenobites have on TV in the break room. 000
Prettyman @thirdpartyinternet.bsky.social · 13/09/2026El Assico is a paranormal phenomenon. Any time slot, any coach at State, any ranking, any relative strength, you get the exact same game. It needs to be studied. 181
Reposted by PrettymanEd Zitron @edzitron.com · 13/09/2026I resigned from JibJab over what I believe are dangerous intelligences creating deepfakes 20128094
Prettyman @thirdpartyinternet.bsky.social · 12/09/2026only way you can get an otherwise musk-supporting fan base to do a chant that would give musk a heart attack 000
Prettyman @thirdpartyinternet.bsky.social · 12/09/2026Mateer should be penalized for improper equipment imho 020
Prettyman @thirdpartyinternet.bsky.social · 12/09/2026Mateer pick incoming. He’s getting too hot. 150
Prettyman @thirdpartyinternet.bsky.social · 12/09/2026In a field position battle, punt safe all day 100
