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Takao Yamada

@taksea.bsky.social
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I used to do things at Airport Lawyer and WidenLaw. Now less internety projects. Forever hollering about Detroit sports. Arsenal. Michigan. Reformed political hollerer.

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Takao Yamada @taksea.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Everyone knows that what the sheeple think of as "earth" is actually the moon and the CIA forced the entire global population into a mass migration and memory wipe in order to hoard the super minerals that they located on real earth (now commonly thought of as the moon).
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Takao Yamada @taksea.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
We’ve replaced the entire defensive secondary of a professional football team with a group of random high school football players. Let’s see what happens!
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Takao Yamada @taksea.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Legitimately the least fun I’ve had watching Michigan since Hoke. I’m not drawing any sweeping conclusions about coaches or players after 5 games (they can improve and I’m happy to wait and see) but holy shit is this miserable.
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Brian Cook, the mgoblog guy @mgoblog.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
i'm going to take this season out back and shoot it
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Takao Yamada @taksea.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I would like to stop being in hell
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ace @aceanbender.com · 03/10/2026
they gotta stop using him on run reads until he cuts it out
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Takao Yamada @taksea.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
It’s at the point where we need to start challenging these spots just to make someone notice
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Takao Yamada @taksea.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
This isn’t just a tweet. They actually did a study it’s basically like having CTE www.inc.com/geoffrey-jam...
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Being a CEO Can Cause Brain Damage, According to Scientists
Psychologists and neuroscientists agree that the ongoing exercise of power can damage your brain as badly as a serious head injury.
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Takao Yamada @taksea.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
All Texas games are primarily about watching Sark try and defeat Sark
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Takao Yamada @taksea.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
When you watch games like tonight you kind of get why LaFleur doesn’t really want Jordan Love to throw more. Obviously it wasn’t all his fault, but he looked dreadful
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Takao Yamada @taksea.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Always
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Takao Yamada @taksea.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Jordan Love might have the worst check down instincts of any good quarterback
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Takao Yamada @taksea.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Oh no! The people with bad politics are trying to shirt down Sports! They have different politics than you and they have to be stopped! Are you going to let them get away with this?!?
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Takao Yamada @taksea.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Watching Tommy Carrs mom cry as he came into the game is hitting me in the feels
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Takao Yamada @taksea.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Clearly it was my children who were at fault. I can never bring them to the stadium again. I’m sorry, everyone. I’m learning.
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Takao Yamada @taksea.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I cannot begin to imagine what Kyle Whittingham said at halftime. I do not think it was fun to hear.
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Takao Yamada @taksea.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
100% on Bracy for getting nosey for no reason
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Takao Yamada @taksea.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Double sigh
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Takao Yamada @taksea.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Sigh
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Takao Yamada @taksea.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Brad Holmes looking at this and he’s so mad that anyone would question his work as a GM
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Takao Yamada @taksea.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Brad Holmes crushed that one draft and has made exactly zero impact additions in 2 years since. It’s going great.
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Takao Yamada @taksea.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
The Lions traded 3 3rd round picks for Isaac Teslaa but god forbid they add actual nfl talent to this defense
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Takao Yamada @taksea.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
What an absolutely absurd goal they just gave city. They’ll never give us the audio of that one
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Takao Yamada @taksea.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Kalen DeBoer has a fetish for losing to mid ass teams and its gross that he makes us watch
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Takao Yamada @taksea.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
This is my core belief. It’s gonna be messy but it’s got some fire in the engine.
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Ryan Nanni @celebrityhottub.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
if I were the New England Patriots, I would simply decline to play the Seattle Seahawks
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Takao Yamada @taksea.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
The funniest thing about the end of the Michigan game is people acting like they’re mad out of principle and not because they didn’t get to see the funny upset. Yeah, I bet you’d be just as outraged if Michigan lost like this. I get it! It was super funny!
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Takao Yamada @taksea.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
One of my big takeaways from that game was a fierce desire to solve the fixture congestion because these teams play fabulous games when they’re fresh
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Takao Yamada @taksea.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
I’m sad that this is true. It’s much funnier if the officials just cheated because they think we are special
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Takao Yamada @taksea.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
I’m sorry that everyone is mad that Mike Pence had the courage of his convictions this time
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Takao Yamada @taksea.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Everyone is mad and I think that’s hilarious
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Takao Yamada @taksea.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
I’m mad at Michigan but mostly I’m happy because we ruined everyone else night. Get fucked, neutrals!
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Takao Yamada @taksea.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
I mean the upside to this is that it rearranges my perspective on the season and I can adjust my level of interest in advance
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Takao Yamada @taksea.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
I’m also firmly in the camp that’s way more concerned about the offensive line than anything else
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Takao Yamada @taksea.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
I think it’s gonna be a real challenge for this offense because they probably need to lean on QB run and I’m absolutely certain they don’t want to that in game 1
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Takao Yamada @taksea.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
I’m kind of excited to see what adjustments we have coming out in the second half. Let’s see what you’ve got Jason Beck
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Takao Yamada @taksea.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Bryce on tilt is probably bad
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Takao Yamada @taksea.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Every time I see that third down, I get less mad about personnel and more frustrated with Bryce for not pulling the trigger
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Takao Yamada @taksea.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Honestly, they need to throw the ball. Part of the problem is Bryce isn’t throwing when guys are open, but you’re not gonna break that habit by putting him in third and long
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Takao Yamada @taksea.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
I’d like less Rhino and more 11 personnel
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Takao Yamada @taksea.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Boy it looked like guys were open and Bryce didn’t throw it
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Takao Yamada @taksea.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Well, so far the talk of the defensive line looks pretty real
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Takao Yamada @taksea.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
It is deeply surreal to see Kyle Whittingham as Michigans coach
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Radley Balko @radleybalko.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
It’s mind-blowing that we have literal white nationalists in the White House carrying out unfathomably cruel, abusive, white nationalist policies, and the punditariat has spent the last two weeks debating if some people were too intemperate after a Black man was murdered by cops six years ago.
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Takao Yamada @taksea.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Dolly Parton is the absolute best of America and we are all worse off without her
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Michael Levin @michaellevin.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
these are simply pathetic losers. not a single one of their grifting anti-trans points holds a shred of validity. they should be ignored & ostracized from society until they accidentally die filming a Jackass For Bigots pilot
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Takao Yamada @taksea.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Absolutely crippling case of not knowing ball. People like this probably shouldn’t be allowed out unsupervised.
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Takao Yamada @taksea.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Declan Rice is going to die with his boots on in the lineup (derogatory/complimentary)
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Decorative Jord @jnatc.im · 20/08/2026
This is the most American thing I’ve seen in my entire life 🇺🇸
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Takao Yamada @taksea.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Myles is both a little too hype and a little too casual. It’s ok, buddy. They’re not sending you to United
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