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Jon Pyle

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Digital Pastor Pop culture was my first religion. World-class hugger. Retired sports blogger.

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Jon Pyle @jonpyle.bsky.social · 12h
Single-handedly trying to start the “Mike Tomlin to USC rumor”
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We're just normal men @wejustinnocentmen.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
We’re just innocent men
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Michael Ray Surber of Killer Antz with a zed + Church Rat @surber.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Wake-Louisville has been like a 4.5 star Chinese buffet MulletReview
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Jon Pyle @jonpyle.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
This thread is so good and puts into words many of things I’ve felt recently about community and living for something beyond yourself. Especially “à la carte living”. That’s a perfect phrase.
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Pacha's Perfect OK Gesture
ALT: Pacha's Perfect OK Gesture
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We're just normal men @wejustinnocentmen.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
We’re just normal men
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
a catch is when a possession consists of at least one football move, unless there is first intent that can clearly be observed. the if the intent is observed concurrently with the possession, the ball carrier must first establish zone in space. zone in space is an acquiescence of one's football self
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Ryan Nanni @celebrityhottub.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
kinda wish we could force Oregon and Ohio State to play one another next week
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Jon Pyle @jonpyle.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
The @shutdownfullcast.bsky.social After Dark tonight is gonna be special. I can feel it in my bones.
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Jon Pyle @jonpyle.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Nobody would love Oregon to suck more than me. Nobody. But they do this 2-3 times per year. At least once in a meaningless game. And then another time in a big game. I am not convinced this is anything new.
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Katie Shook @katieshook.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Their time zone optimization coach
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huck mason @tylerhuckabee.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Now the earth was formless and empty, darkness was over the surface of the deep, and the Spirit of God was hovering over the waters. And God said, “It’s time to light the lights.”
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Michael Ray Surber of Killer Antz with a zed + Church Rat @surber.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Fellow theater kids reveal yourselves. -2008 FHS Drama Club co-founder and vice-president THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER
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Patrick De Haan @gasbuddyguy.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
with diesel prices $2.25/gal higher than a year ago, businesses are paying $284 million more per day on diesel, while gasoline stands $1.02/gal higher than a year ago, consumers are paying $377 million more per day, adding up to a *$4.63* billion additional surcharge every week
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Jon Pyle @jonpyle.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
The way ultra wealthy people are cash-grabbing right now makes me nervous about the future of the economy.
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We're just normal men @wejustinnocentmen.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
We’re just innocent men
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Patrick Monahan @pattymo.com · 06/09/2026
Homer protecting his sugar
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Shutdown Fullcast @shutdownfullcast.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
the fastest hands in the west(ern part of North Carolina) belong to @natathescribe.bsky.social
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Shutdown Fullcast @shutdownfullcast.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Relive the whole Michigan thing in real time, as we discovered it while also attempting to talk about everything else last night:
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AFTER DARK, WEEK 1: Punch the clock | The Shutdown Fullcast
Hello, patrons, and welcome back to FULLCAST AFTER DARK, our weekly late-night review of the college football that never really stops happen
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Jon Pyle @jonpyle.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
“We must not be frightened nor cajoled into accepting evil as deliverance from evil. We must go on struggling to be human, though monsters of abstraction police and threaten us. Reclaim now, now renew the vision of a human world where godliness is possible…” -Robert Hayden
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Jon Pyle @jonpyle.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
The most popular Bruce Springsteen song is ____________________
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Jon Pyle @jonpyle.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
An ALL-TIMER
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Bill Connelly @espnbillc.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
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kyle pellét @kpellet.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Cursed by the Buffalo for going to SD. Cursed by SD for going to LA. Cursed by God for Donald Sterling. It's curses all the way down, even before this new stuff.
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Jon Pyle @jonpyle.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
The Clippers franchise is like the house from Barbarian built on the Poltergeist burial ground
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Kofie @kofie.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
The Los Angeles Clippers are COOKED YT: KofieWhy
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Jon Pyle @jonpyle.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Sometimes the timeline syncs up to perfection. #antioch #birthdayspider @celebrityhottub.bsky.social @shutdownfullcast.bsky.social
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huck mason @tylerhuckabee.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
We’ve lost a lot of great people the last few days, and here’s one more woman who’s passed on to glory. Her name was Eileen and she was a teacher, a small business owner, and an artist. She was my grandma. Let me tell you a little about her.
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Jon Pyle @jonpyle.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
My Texas friends and neighbors! Check to be sure your registration is active and not suspended. I just did and it’s super easy.
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Jon Pyle @jonpyle.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Dolly Parton was political. Dolly Parton was not partisan. If you do work that makes lives better for human beings you are political.
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Football is here Dan @jacketdan.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
CHAIN WALLETS!
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Jason Concepcion @netw3rk.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Arena ban "TBD"? Amazing players, amazing sport, the W as an organization is a joke. Banning Kanter from games is the easiest decision ever. www.espn.com/wnba/story/_...
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Sources: Kanter Freedom not WNBA-eligible; arena ban TBD
The WNBA has not announced any plans to ban Enes Kanter Freedom from attending future games but, according to multiple sources, the ex-NBA player will not be eligible to play in the league.
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Jon Pyle @jonpyle.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
5) Ralph: “Sleep, that’s where I’m a Viking!” 4) Marge: “Bart no!!! Sorry… force of habit. Lisa No!!!” 3) Milhouse: “Everything’s coming up Milhouse” 2) Grampa: “little bit of column A, little bit of column B” 1) Bart: “St Swithins Day again, Aunt Helga??” (Almost anything from Bart of Darkness)
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We're just normal men @wejustinnocentmen.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
We’re just normal men
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Patrick Monahan @pattymo.com · 22/08/2026
Now we’re talkin
Homer action figure with the sandwich that makes him sick
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Dr. Glenn Patrick Doyle @drdoylesays.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Realistic trauma recovery often asks us to seriously reconsider how we're showing up & what we're tolerating in some of our most important relationships-- not just w/ people, but also w/ institutions, jobs, & ideas. And, spoiler, that can be overwhelmingly uncomfortable.
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Patrick De Haan @gasbuddyguy.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
so why are US refineries running flat out at >96%+? follow the money. the crack spread, a refiner's margin for turning crude into gasoline and diesel, just hit an all-time record. when margins look like this, everybody runs everything they've got. quick pt 2 explainer 🧵
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Sam Won 원영삼 @samobiwon77.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Detention is not the same as incarceration. Immigration status is a civil issue not a criminal matter. Targeting only people of color for possible immigration violations is racist. No incarcerated, imprisoned, or detained person should ever be denied due process, humane conditions, & healthcare.
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Jason Concepcion @netw3rk.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
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Lakers Sale Conspiracies, Buss Family Drama, and Kawhi Investigation Updates, With Jomi Adeniran
Wait a Second... · Episode
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Gonna restart the perfect songs thread from the other spot, someone got most of them here so first, catch up open.spotify.com/playlist/2VL...
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EDSBS Perfect
Playlist · Glenn Hafenstine · 83 items · 50 saves
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We're just normal men @wejustinnocentmen.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
We’re just innocent men
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Jon Pyle @jonpyle.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
The NBA cannot come down hard on the Clippers without digging up stuff on other teams. This is like the peak NCAA era. It’s hard to hand out the death penalty when everyone is cheatin’.
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Nothing is more cooked than views as a metric, absolutely nothing
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Team USA beats the hosts Germany 35-34 in the last minute of the quarterfinals of the women’s flag football world championship. Touchdown, conversion, and game-sealing sack (with devastated German commentary)
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Holly Anderson 🍇 @hollyanderson.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
This is my other bulletproof advice, you can never have too many copies of the death certificate, it is absolutely ridiculous
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Jon Pyle @jonpyle.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Recession indicator. And depression indicator
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Jon Pyle @jonpyle.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
3 minutes into the @shutdownfullcast.bsky.social and I’m yelling “It’s true! My son is immune to anesthesia too!” @hollyanderson.bsky.social
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Leonardo DiCaprio Points: 'Yes, That's It!'
ALT: Leonardo DiCaprio Points: 'Yes, That's It!'
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Holly Anderson 🍇 @hollyanderson.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
So if we sell 20 more copies of our weirdo homemade college football preview magazine, we'll be right at 1500. Our initial goal was to try and sell 1000 by Labor Day. Guess we're gonna have to do this again next year?? payhip.com/TurfmanIndus...
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Turfman Industries
Turfman’s College Foot-ball Preview Almanac 2026 is presented by Channel 6, and has been lovingly handcrafted for your reading enjoyment by Spencer Hall, Holly Anderson, and friends. You can learn mo...
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Channel 6 @channel6.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
✨THING TWO✨ A Turfman's College Foot-Ball Preview Almanac excerpt, free to read when you sign up for our also-free email list 🥃 🐢 🏈 channel-6.ghost.io/turfmans-202...
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TURFMAN'S 2026 COLLEGE FOOT-BALL PREVIEW ALMANAC #EXCLUSIVE SUBSCRIBER EXCERPT
A brief biography of the founder of Turfman Industries, E.B. Turfman.
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Rob In WI @wisconsinrob.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
I bet Cookie Monster knows who Oscar Robertson is.
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Shutdown Fullcast @shutdownfullcast.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Five hours of Patreon audio going up tomorrow, with After Dark season beginning soon tbh. No we do not know what "soon" means exactly www.patreon.com/c/ShutdownFu...
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The Shutdown Fullcast — Join our NIL collective. In return, you will get surprises.
Get more from The Shutdown Fullcast on Patreon. Join our NIL collective. In return, you will get surprises.. Support The Shutdown Fullcast and get exclusive access to their work.
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