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Dextrosity

@dextrosity.bsky.social
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Boston living. CT native. GW alumnus. I’d rather be traveling.

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Snitty @clofsnitville.bsky.social · 3h
This will not make you look like a runway model or a GQ photo shoot or a smiling fellow playing in leaves in the J. Crew catalog. This will make you look like Steve Bannon.
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Dextrosity @dextrosity.bsky.social · 4h
It’s really hard going through life with two first names!
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Karl-Franz @karlfranz.bsky.social · 19h
CAT or BIRD???? 😁
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Dextrosity @dextrosity.bsky.social · 7h
Famously straightforward cell phone plan pricing. 🙄
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Dextrosity @dextrosity.bsky.social · 7h
If only it didn’t require moving to CLT.
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Adam Mallinger @bitterscriptreader.bsky.social · 20h
Everyone demanding Senator Schmidtt apologize to Jack Smith are again setting the bar too low. They should be demanding his resignation from the Judiciary Committe. He's unfit to serve Pound the table. Make some noise. Turn this into a multi-day story
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Dextrosity @dextrosity.bsky.social · 18h
Uggghhhhhhhhhhhh
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Dextrosity @dextrosity.bsky.social · 19h
Go back to MSG, Spike.
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Dextrosity @dextrosity.bsky.social · 19h
Fuck the Yankees.
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Benjamin Dreyer @bcdreyer.social · 19h
Don’t make me say it.
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Dextrosity @dextrosity.bsky.social · 19h
Fleetwood Mac is not yacht rock. #DWTS
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Dextrosity @dextrosity.bsky.social · 20h
I feel confident in saying that Guillermo is not into yoga. #DWTS
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Dextrosity @dextrosity.bsky.social · 21h
Really hoping we don’t get another Payton that Boston hates during the postseason.
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Dextrosity @dextrosity.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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Princess Bride: You Keep Using That Word
Alt: Princess Bride: You Keep Using That Word. I do not think it means what you think it means.
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Michael Mirer @michaelmirer.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Amy Klobuchar doing "Oh you're a sports fan, name three teams" at the end of this clip is simply incredible. Would have less painful if she had thrown a stapler at him.
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Dextrosity @dextrosity.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
If only a single Republican *actually* cared about women’s sports, Eric Schmitt would have been saved from a lot of embarrassment.
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Dextrosity @dextrosity.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Really cool that we’ve had runs on food banks during each of Trump’s terms as POTUS. I’m sure that’s totally coincidental and has nothing to do with him or his administration.
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Dave Itzkoff @ditzkoff.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
ERIC SCHMITT DESTROYS JACK SMITH’S ALIBI (schmitt confused the name of two totally different teams in two different states)
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dallas @liketexas.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I’m not kidding when I say that bullying republicans for being nerds who don’t know ball is a viable strategy for the democrats.
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Dextrosity @dextrosity.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Need my fellow Massholes to vote NO on Question 3 so that private equity can’t just easily buy themselves moderate candidates here in the Commonwealth.
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Dextrosity @dextrosity.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I’m doing my part…to increase fossil fuel company shareholder value!
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Sherrod Brown @sherrodbrownoh.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
NEW AD: Listen to this sh*t.
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Imani Gandy @angryblacklady.blacksky.app · 29/09/2026
Oh my God Taskmaster has hit Hulu. I repeat all seasons of Taskmaster are on Hulu. If you've never watched Taskmaster go start watching it literally right now
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VoteHub @votehub.com · 28/09/2026
NEWS — Kentucky Gov. Andy Beshear criticizes fellow Democrats who say transgender athletes should be barred from women’s sports. “That is not the party that we are. We start as a party of compassion and empathy.”
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The Drip @therealdrip.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
THEY'VE ACTIVATED THE CARAVAN
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Dextrosity @dextrosity.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
No solution?
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Airport Whoopsy: Man Unplugs Something Important
Alt: From the movie Airport! a man holds the end of an unplugged power cord, waves it around a little, smiles, and says “Whoopsy!”
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Today, I see angry young men online LARPing as Catholics, often for the aesthetic. They celebrate strength and hate the weak. The use slurs against the disabled and fantasize about enacting Crusader violence against their enemies. I wish the Pope would speak directly on this.
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Dextrosity @dextrosity.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I fucking hate it here.
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Dextrosity @dextrosity.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Now that @nigella.bsky.social is a #GBBO judge, I want a challenge where contestants have to use the meecro-wahvay in their bake.
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Dextrosity @dextrosity.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I’m filling out all the questionnaires for my PCP visit tomorrow, and to answer the “do you feel safe at home” question I’m looking for a “the cat scratches me” button.
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Chicken Puppet 🏳️‍⚧️ @chickenpuppet.online · 26/09/2026
Rahms purpose isn’t to win, it’s to give him a platform to go on the news for a year, yell at anyone under 60 to the left of Mitt Romney, and become the bad guy so war criminals can be reasonable centrists
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Jared Yates Sexton @jysexton.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Just helping with editing here. These bots aren’t sentient. They’re doing what they’re programmed to do. OpenAI, a private company supposedly bound by laws, committed federal crimes.
Screenshot of BBC article: OpenAI bots (struck through) meddled with multiple US government agency sites
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Dextrosity @dextrosity.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I’m begging people to take three seconds and pull up the plane’s seat map on your phone before boarding so you have some clue about where you’re going to be sitting before 200 people are all trying to cram into a 12 foot wide tube.
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Dextrosity @dextrosity.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I fucking hate it here.
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Bobby Kogan @bbkogan.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I think something to consider here is that Collins voted to confirm Russ Vought as OMB Director despite the fact that he said a billion times that he thought Trump had a constitutional right to illegally impound funds, and now she’s doing shocked Pikachu reactions.
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Without warning or consultation, Congress just received an $810 million package of pocket rescissions from the Administration. This is the most recent attempt by this Office of Management and Budget (OMB) to undermine Congress's Constitutional power of the purse.
This move shows that OMB intentionally withheld these funds for months to execute this unlawful cancellation of appropriations that were approved on a bipartisan basis and signed into law.Not only is the delay itself an impoundment that was not reported to Congress, but also it is a usurpation of Congress's appropriations powers.
OMB is an agency of the executive branch. It does not get to decide which programs are worth funding.
The independent Government Accountability Office has concluded that pocket rescissions are unlawful and not permitted by the Impoundment Control Act. Any effort to rescind appropriated funds without congressional approval is a clear violation of the law.
I will work with my colleagues to address these illegal actions.
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Dextrosity @dextrosity.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Seeing a billboard for a gun show next to one for a personal injury law firm feels a little too spot on for 2026 America.
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Dextrosity @dextrosity.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I fucking hate it here.
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Garth Marenghi Garth Marenghi'S Darkplace
Alt: Guy with slicked back hair wearing sunglasses says “I know writers who use subtext and they’re all cowards.”
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Dextrosity @dextrosity.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I have bought waaaaaaay too much champagne today. 😳
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Dextrosity @dextrosity.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Holy fucking fuck.
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Dextrosity @dextrosity.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Is there a law requiring every hotel banquet kitchen to serve the same extra-dry chicken breast?
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Dextrosity @dextrosity.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Allowing him to “save face” because he’s a special boy who throws temper tantrums when his feelings are hurt is the part of this that makes me angriest.
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Lee Hurley @hleehurley.com · 23/09/2026
When the left agrees with the right, the only thing it does is legitimise their hate
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Dextrosity @dextrosity.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I’m once again begging airlines to, when boarding simultaneously from adjacent gates, say the flight number at the *START* of each announcement.
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Lizard @lizardky.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
It the Dems have any sense, they will hit with ads making sure the orange albatross is around his neck, and *also* take every opportunity to loudly make sure Trump knows that his disciples have denied him. Yeah, that's a big "if".
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Dextrosity @dextrosity.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I wish people voted in actual elections with the same fervor that they approach #DWTS.
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Dextrosity @dextrosity.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Just no clue why people in 2026 aren’t responding to Telexes. 🤷‍♂️
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Dextrosity @dextrosity.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
G’mar tov and wishing a meaningful fast for all my Jewish friends, while wishing a happy Earth, Wind, and Fire day to everyone!
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Earth, Wind & Fire - September (Do You Remember)
Alt: Earth, Wind & Fire - September (Do You Remember)
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Alan Richardson @alanrichardson.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
As a non-French speaker, the first few times I went to Montreal I was puzzled that so many streets there were named “Rue Barrée.”
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
"If you think the biggest issue this election is that we need to focus our attention on checking kids' genitals before they play sports, you should *absolutely* vote for my opponent."
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Malevolent Maelstrom @chemicalchaos.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Hey its fucking wierd more of the dems platform isnt "we will give you abortion rights back"
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