Reposted by DextrositySnitty @clofsnitville.bsky.social · 3hThis will not make you look like a runway model or a GQ photo shoot or a smiling fellow playing in leaves in the J. Crew catalog. This will make you look like Steve Bannon. 1262
Reposted by DextrosityAdam Mallinger @bitterscriptreader.bsky.social · 20hEveryone demanding Senator Schmidtt apologize to Jack Smith are again setting the bar too low. They should be demanding his resignation from the Judiciary Committe. He's unfit to serve Pound the table. Make some noise. Turn this into a multi-day story 535268
Dextrosity @dextrosity.bsky.social · 20hI feel confident in saying that Guillermo is not into yoga. #DWTS 000
Dextrosity @dextrosity.bsky.social · 21hReally hoping we don’t get another Payton that Boston hates during the postseason. 000
Dextrosity @dextrosity.bsky.social · 29/09/2026static.klipy.comPrincess Bride: You Keep Using That WordAlt: Princess Bride: You Keep Using That Word. I do not think it means what you think it means. 000
Reposted by DextrosityMichael Mirer @michaelmirer.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Amy Klobuchar doing "Oh you're a sports fan, name three teams" at the end of this clip is simply incredible. Would have less painful if she had thrown a stapler at him. 0171
Dextrosity @dextrosity.bsky.social · 29/09/2026If only a single Republican *actually* cared about women’s sports, Eric Schmitt would have been saved from a lot of embarrassment. 000
Dextrosity @dextrosity.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Really cool that we’ve had runs on food banks during each of Trump’s terms as POTUS. I’m sure that’s totally coincidental and has nothing to do with him or his administration. 100
Reposted by DextrosityDave Itzkoff @ditzkoff.bsky.social · 29/09/2026ERIC SCHMITT DESTROYS JACK SMITH’S ALIBI (schmitt confused the name of two totally different teams in two different states) 819210
Reposted by Dextrositydallas @liketexas.bsky.social · 29/09/2026I’m not kidding when I say that bullying republicans for being nerds who don’t know ball is a viable strategy for the democrats. 3194
Dextrosity @dextrosity.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Need my fellow Massholes to vote NO on Question 3 so that private equity can’t just easily buy themselves moderate candidates here in the Commonwealth. 052
Dextrosity @dextrosity.bsky.social · 29/09/2026I’m doing my part…to increase fossil fuel company shareholder value! 042
Reposted by DextrositySherrod Brown @sherrodbrownoh.bsky.social · 29/09/2026NEW AD: Listen to this sh*t. 36587542715
Reposted by DextrosityImani Gandy @angryblacklady.blacksky.app · 29/09/2026Oh my God Taskmaster has hit Hulu. I repeat all seasons of Taskmaster are on Hulu. If you've never watched Taskmaster go start watching it literally right now 28667105
Reposted by DextrosityVoteHub @votehub.com · 28/09/2026NEWS — Kentucky Gov. Andy Beshear criticizes fellow Democrats who say transgender athletes should be barred from women’s sports. “That is not the party that we are. We start as a party of compassion and empathy.” 6854991010
Reposted by DextrosityThe Drip @therealdrip.bsky.social · 28/09/2026THEY'VE ACTIVATED THE CARAVAN 14311
Dextrosity @dextrosity.bsky.social · 28/09/2026No solution?static.klipy.comAirport Whoopsy: Man Unplugs Something ImportantAlt: From the movie Airport! a man holds the end of an unplugged power cord, waves it around a little, smiles, and says “Whoopsy!” 010
Reposted by Dextrosityderek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Today, I see angry young men online LARPing as Catholics, often for the aesthetic. They celebrate strength and hate the weak. The use slurs against the disabled and fantasize about enacting Crusader violence against their enemies. I wish the Pope would speak directly on this. 644264326
Dextrosity @dextrosity.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Now that @nigella.bsky.social is a #GBBO judge, I want a challenge where contestants have to use the meecro-wahvay in their bake. 000
Dextrosity @dextrosity.bsky.social · 27/09/2026I’m filling out all the questionnaires for my PCP visit tomorrow, and to answer the “do you feel safe at home” question I’m looking for a “the cat scratches me” button. 000
Reposted by DextrosityChicken Puppet 🏳️⚧️ @chickenpuppet.online · 26/09/2026Rahms purpose isn’t to win, it’s to give him a platform to go on the news for a year, yell at anyone under 60 to the left of Mitt Romney, and become the bad guy so war criminals can be reasonable centrists 181
Reposted by DextrosityJared Yates Sexton @jysexton.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Just helping with editing here. These bots aren’t sentient. They’re doing what they’re programmed to do. OpenAI, a private company supposedly bound by laws, committed federal crimes. 16892853054
Dextrosity @dextrosity.bsky.social · 26/09/2026I’m begging people to take three seconds and pull up the plane’s seat map on your phone before boarding so you have some clue about where you’re going to be sitting before 200 people are all trying to cram into a 12 foot wide tube. 000
Reposted by DextrosityBobby Kogan @bbkogan.bsky.social · 26/09/2026I think something to consider here is that Collins voted to confirm Russ Vought as OMB Director despite the fact that he said a billion times that he thought Trump had a constitutional right to illegally impound funds, and now she’s doing shocked Pikachu reactions. 11738531015
Dextrosity @dextrosity.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Seeing a billboard for a gun show next to one for a personal injury law firm feels a little too spot on for 2026 America. 031
Dextrosity @dextrosity.bsky.social · 26/09/2026I fucking hate it here.static.klipy.comGarth Marenghi Garth Marenghi'S DarkplaceAlt: Guy with slicked back hair wearing sunglasses says “I know writers who use subtext and they’re all cowards.” 010
Dextrosity @dextrosity.bsky.social · 26/09/2026I have bought waaaaaaay too much champagne today. 😳 010
Dextrosity @dextrosity.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Is there a law requiring every hotel banquet kitchen to serve the same extra-dry chicken breast? 010
Dextrosity @dextrosity.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Allowing him to “save face” because he’s a special boy who throws temper tantrums when his feelings are hurt is the part of this that makes me angriest. 020
Reposted by DextrosityLee Hurley @hleehurley.com · 23/09/2026When the left agrees with the right, the only thing it does is legitimise their hate 111914
Dextrosity @dextrosity.bsky.social · 23/09/2026I’m once again begging airlines to, when boarding simultaneously from adjacent gates, say the flight number at the *START* of each announcement. 100
Reposted by DextrosityLizard @lizardky.bsky.social · 23/09/2026It the Dems have any sense, they will hit with ads making sure the orange albatross is around his neck, and *also* take every opportunity to loudly make sure Trump knows that his disciples have denied him. Yeah, that's a big "if". 292
Dextrosity @dextrosity.bsky.social · 23/09/2026I wish people voted in actual elections with the same fervor that they approach #DWTS. 2131
Dextrosity @dextrosity.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Just no clue why people in 2026 aren’t responding to Telexes. 🤷♂️ 000
Dextrosity @dextrosity.bsky.social · 21/09/2026G’mar tov and wishing a meaningful fast for all my Jewish friends, while wishing a happy Earth, Wind, and Fire day to everyone!static.klipy.comEarth, Wind & Fire - September (Do You Remember)Alt: Earth, Wind & Fire - September (Do You Remember) 011
Reposted by DextrosityAlan Richardson @alanrichardson.bsky.social · 21/09/2026As a non-French speaker, the first few times I went to Montreal I was puzzled that so many streets there were named “Rue Barrée.” 051
Reposted by DextrosityKevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 20/09/2026"If you think the biggest issue this election is that we need to focus our attention on checking kids' genitals before they play sports, you should *absolutely* vote for my opponent." 13630121
Reposted by DextrosityMalevolent Maelstrom @chemicalchaos.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Hey its fucking wierd more of the dems platform isnt "we will give you abortion rights back" 11568051521